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nonces not welcome edition
me
>thailad (obviously) responds to you to put in his 2 cents
>>51495520
too early, reported
>>51495537
did you not read the edition
morning lads. morning nonce.
>>51495538
what a terrible feeling 2bh
>n-no im not a tripfag i just use a unique flag! its nothing like being a tripfag!
>>51495551
It's alri m8, saying something doesn't make it true.
how do make foreskin looser?
thailad? nah more like 'foreskin'
>>51495541
>announcing a report
reported.
>>51495595
reported
>>51495448
Get them lad. Stripes are always good desu. U should also get a whacky meme tie haha, for whacky tie day
Tell me about Bane, why does he wear the mask?
>>51495537
I prefer "The Queen is Dead"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJVaxD8GDWw&list=PL7BbUwy7MwlfELYIl5XvHzUYYMLcyEX_5&index=7
https://soundcloud.com/nicolas-lopez-185/travis-scott-maria-im-drunk-feat-justin-bieber-young-thug-audio
banger alert
tell me about thainonce, why does he shag the ladyboy?
>>51495572
I found wanking while pulling back the foreskin as far as I can in the shower to be effective
>>51495621
reckon you'd be a better panty model xx
>>51495655
nobody cared who he was before he shagged the ladyboy
>>51495607
reported
committing a sin
>>51495666
nice try satan
I can retract over the glans whilst flaccid.
I did that once then got hard. VERY painful, I won't do it again.
>Fry: what does a paddywabble bruble-bruble hrmphhrmphhrmph Mesopotamier?
>Davis: well, it'd be a chimpmunk in that case widdnit?
>mild audience chuckle
>Fry: Noooo Alan, no no no. Why do you think frumfrum wimply krumphy hump Euphrates?
>Trosvig: isn't this where the landyshanp doopshire Sultan of Persia?
>Fry: *gasp!* corrrrrect! 10 points for Sandi!
>Jupitus makes bug-eyes, messes up his hair and raspberries.
>audience laughter intensifies
>Davis (cracking with a smile and interrupting audience): Grumblegrumble blasted bloody noony chipmunk's bullocks then!?
>audience absolutely loses their shit, their sides transcend the laws of physics as they shift through the higher dimensions of reality and become one with the higher deity.
This is what it's like watching Q.I. as an American.
>>51495710
bad lad
t. god
>People actually have problems with their foreskin
Are you sure you're not just proxy yanks?
>>51495729
maybe you should just fuck off you literal personalityfag nonce
>>51495746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHOf3s70w-c
>>51495711
Lel
I pulled it back as far as I could AFTER I got an erection, you'll feel it get a bit looser as you go, just try it a few times a day for as long as it takes, even if you're no in the shower. I know that feel of pulling it back and then getting hard though.
>>51495764
why do you have to be able to do that?
rate mai nipponfu
>>51495610
What do you think of this?:
http://www.ties.com/v/a/mr.-g33k-rage-face-white-skinny-tie
>>51495723
probably best if you don't watch it then lad. maybe leave the thread and kill yourself too tbH
>>51495778
Phimosis
>>51495795
we posting waifus now?
do NOT like yanks in /brit/ tbqhwy
>>51495835
this
they have /cum/ for that
>>51495835
yeah fuck those yanks
>>51495835
almost as bad as nonces tbH
nonce reporting in waheeeey
>>51495803
I like it. Get that one lad
who here /yankonholiday/?
saw someone wearing a bowtie today
>I live in a caliphate
>>51495930
Well move then
>>51495812
>liking QI
KEK
EKE
KEK
>>51495930
you are an ugly woman
>>51495970
I quite like it.
Is London safe for three 18 year old white girls?
if you reply to your own post does it still count as getting a (You)?
>>51496003
london
>>51496010
Yes
>>51496025
helpful lad
I dropped my bracelet and now I can't find it
>/brit/
>nothing but yanks and australians
>>51496040
haha well actually i was just testing my theory
i'm the only brit on /brit/ lads
>>51496010
>committing (you)icide
i'm the only brit on /brit/ lads
Where did English music go so wrong? Pic related, the best album of the last 20 years
>yanks believe they're actually welcome on /brit/
baka desu senpai
>>51496106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_inventions
Yikes
>>51496106
>chinese mining colonies posting on 4chan
how keked can you get
>>51496106
>australians believe they're actually welcome on 4chan
could not fabricate this narrative
Morning lads
>>51496135
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_wine
waheyyyy
Alright I'm up. Already did my exercise in the garage, had a coffee and a protein shake. Probably still going to have a shit day though.
@51496135
@51496139
@51496155
easy (You)s.
pathetic yanks
>>51496160
don't think so lad
>>51496081
fuck youuuu
>>51496251
lots of top quality posts there señor
hi can i post here
GOOD MORNING /brit/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>51495819
Is phimosis common? I can pull my foreskin over the head of my dick, but it doesn't feel comfortable
>>51496273
no this is a Brits only thread
alri lads
what's a healthy amount of time to be on here, per day?
>>51496266
thanks lad. quite pleased with my work today tbH
>>51496311
23 hours
who else /shiftstartingbeforethesuncomessup/ here
>>51496297
are you ethnically british
>got to save this snap but not the boob tease afterwards
rip me
>>51496347
I need sleep
I never used to sleep, but now it's crucial
I'm getting old
had phimosis when i was about 5, i remember my cock ballooning whenever i pissed like it was going to burst. they circumcised me tbH
>>51496282
>>51496294
>>51496311
>>51496338
>>51496360
>>51496364
>>51496392
hi can i post in your thread
>>51496364
That's what the hour is for
>>51496399
no
>>51496361
yes 100% compadre
>>51496417
i don't believe you
you have native american blood
>back to work after a week off
life is hell
>>51496452
on my hands maybe wahey
>>51496459
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>51496466
LOL
got quite a sexy body lads ngl
>>51496541
why are you ignoring me
>>51496541
let's see it then
havent showered for a week now
>>51496541
>going through old photos
>see 17 year old me
>>51496591
did the fucking machines do 9/11
>>51496595
hello why are you brits ignoring me, that's very rude
>>51496622
they did your mum haha take that!
@51496630
go away turk
>>51496650
delete this
>>51496595
I had pimples and I looked retarded back then. I don't enjoy looking at old photos either...at least, from 14 - 18.
am i getting the silent treatment as punishment for trolling /brit/ in the past
>>51496384
fuck yeah
remember when it used to come with a little flavouring sachet?
used to go down to the local pools have a swim then buy a packet after and sit on the grass shaking the fuck out of the packet to add the flavour
>>51496658
what makes you think i'm turk and why did you not quote me properly
very rude t.b.h
>I drive
My hands are a little dirty
The Johnny Depp version of Charlie and the Chocolate factory is better than the original film desu T
hello my cousins from across the atlantic ocean
hope you are waking up and having a good morning!
love,
skyler
>>51497091
Hi Tim.
>>51497091
Although the English saying Americans phrases (Candy, store) annoys me so much desu
does anyone know a good cheap wine
i fancy a bottle
which one lads?
>>51497126
hey bud golly gee bud, don't let that get you glum, chum!
were all in this together, dude!
love,
skyler
>>51497082
hello
>>51497069
TL note; he does a crimes
>>51497154
>does anyone know a good cheap wine
yes.
>>51497164
bad lad
>>51497157
Why would American using American words bother me
>>51497179
thanks xx
>>51497164
can i post here
>>51497180
why are you bullying me
For England, James?
No, for me.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>>51497189
hey bud why are you taking my posting the wrong way? im just here to try to make my grumpy cousins more chipper! (we worry about you sometimes)
love,
skyler
>>51497200
if you tell me your favourite swedish footballer
>>51497106
thanks skyler xx
it's always nice to hear from you.
tell tracy that mom said she can go to the mall after she finishes picking up the trash. Don't jaywalk though, it's dangerous!
DU
>>51497216
that game on n64 was so based.
>tfw you get the golden gun when playing against 3 of your mates
You know what time it is lads
name these objects
>>51497264
good lad best multiplayer ever
>tfw your friend gets the golden gun but you somehow slap him to death
>>51497237
footballer?
i thought you guys didn't like football over there! glad to see you're putting the right foot forward!
love,
skyler
>>51497242
tracy got shot two years ago, you knew this.
skyler
Number of (You)s this post gets = number of young slopes nonced by Thailad.
>>51497290
stroller! biscuit! popsicle! faucet!
love,
skyler
>>51497282
ANIME
>>51497290
Pram, Dunno, Lolly ice, Tap.
>>51497290
pushchair scone lolly tap
>>51497290
baby carriage
biscuit
popsicle
faucet
anything else is wrong
>>51497290
John
Paul
George
Ringo
>le asian girl avatarfagging
>>51497250
DU HAST
>>51497290
Bairnwheeler. Durham Cake, frozen juice, indoor waterfall.
>>51497356
would you take her away lads?
Good morning lads
I wish I was back home just for the cold weather atm
The situation is becoming quite dire
>>51497290
Pram, scone, lolly ice, tap
>>51497237
i don't watch divegrass
>>51497290
perambulator
mini bread
cold on the cob
fluid fountain
>>51497393
"no"
>>51497418
Rasheed
>>51497290
Pram maybe stroller
Scone
Ice block
Tap faucet is also acceptable
>>51497290
Pram
Scone
Ice Lolly
Tap
>lolly ice
Where you lads from?
Wanked to lewd pictures of k-on girls earlier. Feel really bad about it now. Shouldnt have had impure thoughts about them like that
>scone
>>51497290
>Runt Wagon
>Sweet-cob
>Ice lolly
>tap
>>51497470
The North
>>51497290
Pram
Scone?(doesnt look like one)
Iceypole
Tap
>>51497290
1 Pram
2 Scone
3. Ice lolly
4. Tap
>>51497474
>tfw do it all the time to ritsu pics desu
>tfw 3rd season she goes to LONDON and gets dicked
anime
>>51497290
Buggy
what amerizoids call a "biscuit" but I have no name for it (not a scone)
Ice pop
Tap
>>51497554
Was just about to say the same except for the American biscuit thing
Do none of ye Brits call prams "buggies"? Pretty sure both are used over here
>>51497528
I climaxed thinking about mio now i cant even look her in the eyes
All you dribbling idiots calling it an ice lolly, what the fuck is wrong with you utter plebs. It's clearly a popsicle.
>>51497599
kek
>>51497605
>It's clearly a popsicle
Fuck off yank
>>51497598
Never heard buggie before desu
got to go to uni and do a presentation im not prepared for in a minute lads
>>51497598
>Do none of ye Brits call prams "buggies"?
we used to call them buggies like 100 years ago
>>51497618
lolly/ice lolly just sounds retarded. there is no need for such words.
>>51497598
ye we do
>>51497657
Call in a bomb threat, literally nothing could go wrong.
>he doesn't call a penis a flesh lolly
>>51497598
yeah pushchair and buggy are what i grew up with.
Theres some guy who posts on /int/ who lives kinda close to me desu.
>>51497749
Yeah its me haha!
intensified my hair part last night manually
good or bad
>>51497290
1. pram (dont know what most people call it as i've never been exposed to one)
2. scone
3. icy block
4. tap
Just reached the second highest level of ranks on Halo 5 in the pro playlist
>>51497768
Hahaha come over some time la
>>51497659
>lolly/ice lolly just sounds retarded
And "popsicle" doesn't? Fuck off actual spacker
>>51497838
Nah you might try bum me haha
>>51497853
*waves at you*
>>51497770
Why on earth would you bother
Never really understood blokes who spend more than 5 minutes on their hair
One of the pics i wanked to earlier
>>51497910
5 minutes is quite a long time imo, unless you're talking wash/dry/style.
>>51497290
scot here so i will tell you how we say it by typing it out in my accent like that makes me independent
pooshchayer
scooon
ays lolleh
ach tis a tap wee man
>>51497931
>5 minutes to wash, dry and style
'no'
I wish my friends would invite me out
>met a cute, young, sterile, millionaire orphan who really likes me
Is this it lads? Is this really it?
>>51497923
But that is a drawing of little girls
>>51497978
Yeah, in which case it's not a long time at all, it's not long enough.
doing a breakfast
I have never been raped by a Muslim, I have never been beheaded by a Muslim so why would I hate a Muslim?
>>51498003
Ur a drawing of a little girl
>>51498052
I know you're shitposting la, but a bullet doesn't do anything to you until it hits your skull. If you could get rid of the gun you still would.
>>51497994
>millionaire orphan
How?
>>51498019
Even after you've dried it, styling can take like 5 minutes easily, if it's just not going how you want it
If you've just got pleb tier trim on top and 2 back on sides then fair enough with 5 minutes, but with short-medium length hair, it can be kinda a bitch
What am i supposed to do if im in a club and a girl is trying to dance with me lads? Has anyone ever been in that situation?
>>51498147
I'd probably do some sort of robot chicken mixed with the primary school dance and hope for the best desu
>>51498115
I'd describe my hair as "short-medium length", about a minute or two, but then I don't really gel/wax my hair on the daily.
I know what you mean though.
Is there a normie that can answer my question? >>51498147
>>51498169
Is autistic i think
I dont have an advent calendar
Hello
>>51498234
Morning
>>51498229
Me neither
>>51498147
Probably should dance with her desu senpai
AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's me
house""""""""""mate"""""""""" had decided to shower at this ridiculous hour fucking dickhead
>>51498258
But how do i know what to do?
>>51498260
chill out lad whats up
>>51498275
ah very good
>>51498276
This is a pretty normal time tbqh
>>51498288
Just let your body take control. go with the flow
You have it in you x
>>51498276
>living with normies
You chose this.
goodevening
>>51498288
Here's an instructional video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZv62ShoStY
>>51498229
Mum got one but I do not desu
>>51498147
just b urself
>>51497290
buggy
scone
ice lolly
tap
>>51498312
Konbanwa Ken-sama
>>51498312
おはよう**
Now get out.
>tfw no qt british gf
>>51497290
human pushed carriage
scone
icelolly
tap
NEW THREAD WHERE
>>51498313
>thailad
Yeah... Nah
>>51498298
Im scared lad what if i make a fool of myself in front of my potential future partner?
>>51498305
>>51498298
no it isn't, not in this house and hes a neet he doesn't even need to be up this early
>>51498362
Watch the hotline bling video and do what Drake does
Need to put music on my phone, get ready and brush my teeth in 10 minutes
do not have time i think
>>51498362
just believe in yourself lad
>>51498365
maybe he is trying to change his life
>>51498147
Whisper in her ear "So have you ever taken salsa classes?"
>>51498365
prolly had a wank
>>51498385
change his life to fuck mine up maybe
>>51498365
maybe a little poo shot out
>>51498374
>He thinks i havent seen hotline bling
Ill have you know that im an original drakeposter
Good idea though
>>51498418
>drakeposter is an autistic kissless virgin who asks 4chan for advice on clubbing
i am shocked
>>51498106
Family died, life insurance
>>51498458
Yeah whatever cunt eat a dick
Being a normie must be truly horrendous. Spending nearly all their time staring at their phones, only taking a break momentarily to watch Gogglebox or sip a gingerbread latte.
dont blame it on the sunshine
I've transposed the green text someones post with a fedora image to another board and have had fantastic success.
>>51498493
He says while spending 10 hours on his laptop a day
>>51498458
Im fucking crying now i hope u feel good about urself cunt
what do you guys call these in you're country?
Lads I have a VERY special meme that I created but I'm not sure the world is ready for it yet
>>51498362
Actually i just remembered some advice my mate gave me
its always really dark in night clubs, people can't really see what you are doing so if you fuck up only that one person is going to see what you did so just carry as if nothing happened
>>51498539
An awesome hero
>>51498547
Ok i still dont know what to do really but thx senpai
>>51498539
Haram kuffar food
>>51498535
*Rubs palms together*
my job here is done
Where did it all go wrong
>>51497290
stroller, biscuit, popsicle, faucet
>>51498539
shit
reee
amazon get here already
Lads where can I post a new original meme to get the most coverage?
good morning lads & potential lasses
je suis planning cross country trip with friend
rate itinerary so far
>>51498539
footlong subway
gettin fat lads
someone make an american joke haha
>>51498687
and post results
>>51498722
Die, you fucking fat cunt. ahaha lad
>>51498726
Pearls before swine desu
what should i wish for for christmas lads
>>51498698
>have a shop at Hockley Village
kek that'll take you the best part of 10 minutes
>>51498745
death
>>51498745
All I want for Christmas is (you)s
Yanks on sp are the most cancerous cunts I've ever seen, we actually get the less shit yanks in this general, be thankful lads.
>>51498745
world peace
haha my brother moved to lincolnshire but there is no jobs there what an absolute fucking cretin
>>51496562
my boss got me a lego star wars advent calendar lads. pretty chuffed tbH ngl
>>51498797
At least he's not stuck in poo land ahaha
>>51498807
didn't mean to quote haha what am i like
>>51498777
true this
"what am i like" has to be one of the best gimmicks in recent months
Junior doctors to intensive care
Happy AIDS day everyone!!!
What are you doing to celebrate?
>when yanks start lecturing you on your "draconian gun laws"
JUST FUCK OFF I DONT CARE
>>51498865
It was until you posted it
>>51498865
>"what am i like"
>gimmick
>December
Oh boy, how did this happen
>>51498777
90% of them are just posting in threads about our sports, unless you actually get riled up and take the shittalking and baiting over soccer seriously
Clint Dempsey is the best player btw
>>51498888
>gun nuts thinking anyone gives a shit about their autistic hobby
lel
Pakis IN
this Thailand bullying needs to stop desu
>mummy forgot to get my advent calendar
Haha, what is she like?
>George Osborne is relying on rising immigration numbers to reach his fiscal target of a budget surplus by the end of the decade
No need to vote UKIP if the Tories are cracking down on immigration!
>>51498966
A fucking bitch
>>51498807
He doesn't like you.
I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
>in 1 month it will be 2019
FUCK
feel like I'm dying uuuughghhghh
>>51498966
just get a chocolate bar we all want it for the chocolate anyway
>>51498957
Agree desu
>>51498986
What did you take lad
>>51498957
Agree desu
>>51499003
"Refugees"
>>51498923
The revolution of the earth around the sun (note it is not the other way around)
>>51499020
Good banter
>>51498888
The internet has made me a lot more anti American desu, they're really vile people.
>>51499003
feels like ebola from >>51499020
but probably just a cold
>>51499045
Agree desu
>>51499045
yfs, before 4chan i thought they were all really nice people
>>51498873
Well they have to practise on somebody before they graduate to working at a private hospital, they might as well do it on working class scum.
>>51499045
i think the same about brits
but it also extends to exposure irl too, you are drunk degenerates abroad
i want be your friend t-b-h
conjured up an idea for a strawpoll lads
stay frosty
>>51499117
Only whites desu, us English muslims don't drink and we aren't degenerate.
>>51499111
It's the middle-class that actually need the doctors at the weekend. Skilled manual and unskilled manual labourers work shifts.
yanks?
nah not a fan
>>51499136
>English
>muslim
Pick one
>>51499136
Yeah you just rape every little white child you can get your hands on.
>>51499139
>Skilled manual and unskilled manual labourers
Yes, I operate a machine.
>>51499117
Fuck off yank
http://strawpoll.me/6148937
http://strawpoll.me/6148937
http://strawpoll.me/6148937
http://strawpoll.me/6148937
http://strawpoll.me/6148937
>>51499139
They should get private healthcare if they're so worried. Just let the free market fix it you fucking commie.
Tinder only matches me with BBW from amurrica ;_;
>>51499155
>>51499156
reported to GCHQ for bigotry and racism
>>51499155
There's literally no reason that English people cannot be muslims. I was born in England just like millions of others who live here.
>>51499185
>muh free market
>commie
OUT undercover yank
>>51499170
i will stay, thanks there are good lads here
>>51499210
Conservative party are undercover yanks?
/brit/posting while safely operating a machine for £8.50 per hour
>>51499207
Such displays of ignorance of, and refusal to integrate with, British ideals and values are exactly why you are not English.
>>51499268
bet you can't stick your hand in it lad
bet you're a scaredy cat
sudden head rush haha
think i might pass out haha
unironically watching Black Dynamite haha
aiming for 10 hours of work lads
should finish by 11pm if I start now, got to go shopping as well
>>51499428
>>51499428
Top film
>>51499364
Lately ive been getting those wierd head spin things from when u get up too quickly really badly honestly thought i was gonna pass out a couple times
Lads, how do I get from Liverpool airport to London city? Literally nothing about it online
>>51499451
ahahaha look at this dick head ahahaha fucking flop i bet you have a sticker on your car that's an image of your head that says something like "a post so nice i had to quote it twice!" ahahaha fucking neck yourself ahahaha
>>51499268
>>51499337
Lad he is calling you a puff do it to prove him wrong!
>>51499478
Probably get a plane m8
>>51499478
Aeroplane
>>51499467
>>51499364
you guys probably have low iron in your blood, i used to get those when my bmi was underweight
>all these Yanks and Bruces trying to bully Thailad to impress the lads on /brit/
Bit embarrassing Tbh
>>51499280
I don't know what Britain has to do with it. I'm English, not British.
>>51499478
Aeroplane, Car, Train, walk.
>>51499541
You can be British without being English but you can't be English without being British.
You'd know that if you were either.
>i whiteknight an online, psuedo-trip paedophile
*sweeps all the yanks and bruces out the porch*
>>51499534
Do i need to eat more steak
chicken, ham & peanut butter sandwich for breakfast
top notch
>i call a verandah the """"""""""""porch""""""""""""
/brit/posting while managing a JJB for £10.50 per hour
>may I speak to the manager please?
>yes, that is I, the manager of JJB
amusedbradley.jpg
>>51499623
>JJB
>>51499623
ill take a cornetto lad
>>51499600
idk, you'll be allright. just sit down again when it happens
>>51499585
Yes I can. I'm not a British person because I'm Punjabi, but I'm English because I was born here just like you. You sound like you might be a racist in need of re-education.
Been handing these out on the tube lads ahaha
my auntie was the manager of jjb cheeky cunts
>>51499519
>>51499337
en route to hospital as a type lmao what am I like
>>51499679
Usually i just stand still until it stops desu
What's the ugliest part of your body?
>>51499747
>>51499747
>>51499747
>>51499747
did a new lads, kiss the OP :3
>>51499694
>I'm Punjabi, but I'm English
If you're just going to keep proving me right, you might as well stop posting, I already did that
>>51499743
ahahahaha more like what's NOT the ugliest part of my body ahahaha my traps are the least ugliest part since i have very good traps, followed by my lats ahahahaha
>>51499623
>>51499268
top gimmick lads, actual good content
>>51499713
Aboulute Madman
>>51499743
My fat tummy desu. Got lots ot stretch marks on it so i dont like taking my shirt off.
Alarm went off to get me up for the seminar but I cba because its just eatching other groups present but as soon as I am about to go to sleep my chimp of a house""""""""mate""""""" starts blasting horrible fucking rap """""""""""""""""""""""""""music"""""""""""""""""""""
She's the most obnoxious cunt ever might get her a pair of headphones for Christmas see how she likes THAT
>>51499478
Why would you fly to liverpool then go to London
>>51499541
>not British
You should be shot desu.
Also, lads, when did desu start coming out as Desu?
