>mfw adopted
Today i found out my real name was.
Antonio De La Vega Mundunenza
Apperently they were rich folk who got imprisoned life for smugling cocaine.
Question is, where does this name come from? i know its Latin, but i can't put a specifik location.
I look swedish and all, blue eyes and dark blonde hair, large nose though.
Sounds Portuguese.
Do your parents really not know where you came from? How the fuck does one manage that, flying to the orphanage with a blindfold on?
>>51494558
>Today i found out my real name was.
>Antonio De La Vega Mundunenza
>>51494857
if it was portuguese it would be
Antônio Da Vega Mundunença
it's clearly spanish
So you've always known you were adopted, you just didn't know your birth name?
>>51494558
could be anywhere from latin america with that last name. seeing as they were wealthy cocaine smugglers, colombia would be likely
Sounds like you're really from the US.
i just googled mudnunenza and got zero hits on google search and images
what the fuck
>>51494558
>Apperently they were rich folk who got imprisoned life for smugling cocaine
Do you know what country?
>>51494558
>Antonio De La Vega Mundunenza
born based
>>51494857
They adopted me from an orphanage.
They knew as much about me as i did myself.
>>51494973
first thing I did too
>>51494936
yeah, today the orphanage i was stationed at found out.
>>51494973
I did too.
Its making me more interested. I'm going to do a 23me dna test soon.
>>51494983
No.
Otherwise i wouldn't have asked.
I don't even know where they are imprisoned because it would be dangerous for my safety.
>cocaine
>googled Antonio De La Vega
>name of a Mexican actor
wew
>>51495077
But i literally look nordic.
I look like this actor apperently (people tell me)
but i have a big "birdy" nose instead.
>>51494558
>>51495134
>De La Vega
>>51495158
I know right?
OPs story sounds like total bullshit. Just a made up spanish name.
>>51495173
He wouldn't lie on the internet, would he?
>>51495173
why would i lie about something like this?
who the fuck randomly comes up with shit like this?
Holy shit OP. My name is Dario de la Vega Mundunenza and I lost my little brother in Sweden, how can I contact you?
>>51495306
kek
>>51495306
pls be real, i want a brother.
>>51495306
This thread is like a Christmas fairytale.
>>51495306
holy shit, this sounds like mexican telenovela
>>51494558
>>51495306
My name is No de la Pay Ever the Debtnenza.
>>51495620
>>51495306
I really want this to be real.
>>51494558
Your actual name is Muhammed Le Abin Keksturjes Da Possimuss Maxrimus Ahmed Monkiibalz Modahfuga.
>>51495075
>dangerous for my safety.
How so? If you're of age, shouldn't you able to know?
>>51494558
>S P I C
>P
>I
>C
I wish I had a based name like that, fucking hell who names their son Alistair
>>51494558
>Mundunenza
You are at least half moor but I'm not sure if you wrote this surname correctly.
>>51502786
BULL
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L
>>51495620
kek'd hard
if you want to make up names here is protip
de la is not capitalized and de la X is always at the end of a name
X X de la X is more realistic
>>51502786
Alistair is a based name.
>>51505146
Depends, it can be in the middle too if it is talking about family.
Such as this one:
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
>>51495134
If you're indeed a son of cocaine smugglers there's a big chance that they're from Latin America. Looking nordic have nothing to do with it.
The guy on my pic is called Fernando Luis Aristeguieta and is venezuelan.
>>51505205
it still follows the form
pablo diego is his given name
then jose fran de x then maria de los rc de la st
then ruiz y picasso, ruiz is from his father and picasso his mother
>>51494558
>spanish name
>looking like a Nord
You're family must be from argentina
>>51494558
Assuming you didn't make that up, Mundunenza must be a typo
>>51494558
Quite literally a product of a fucked-up political system, then. Congratulations anon. Why don't you "pay your respects" by emigrating already?
>>51495306
I hope this turns ebin.
>>51495306
I know this is a joke but we can still hold hope.
>>51495620
>>51495306
>>51495306
>>51494558
Pictures of IDs pls.
I promise i wont sent pizza to your houses.
>>51494558
hey there are spanish drug smugglers aswell why is everybody assuming him to be latin american
>>51494558
spane
>>51494857
bortuguese wouldn't have "La" and "Mundunenza"
>>51494917
this
>>51494558
t. Alberto Barbosa
No results for Mundunenza, but here's De la Vega
Ctrl+F
No t. Antonio De La Vega Mundunenza
baka
