At least we won the war in Vietnam
>Other countries unironically believe their opinion matters
>>51488922
At least we don't loose wars. Especially not to emus.
>>51489671
>loose wars
America already won the loose wars, by ensuring no clothing would ever be loose on your fat fucking bodies ever again.
you are as free as you feel you are...
#finanonquotes
>>51489671
>loose wars
Tell me you typed this on purpose please.
>>51488973
the one you lost?
>mfw Canada is more free than the USA
TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREEEE
I used to think australian shitposting is a meme, but now I realise they truly are the worst posters
>>51492168
and proud
>>51492200
Keep up the good work, wouldn't want to be overtaken by Canada would we
>>51488922
>Don't have to choose your career path when you're 16 years old.
>Have greatest social/economic mobility of any civilized country.
>Can buy a beautiful house and land for a fraction of what an equivalent would cost anywhere else.
>Literally anything short of slaves and hard drugs can be easily found and bought.
>Can buy a gun in less than 30 min, no questions asked
>Can be a gay satanist and no one can do anything about it
>Can swear at president without being killed
>Am guaranteed right to privacy, police can't ransack my home just because they think I'm a terrorist (without warrant).
>Can watch any type of porn (flat-chested girls (lol Aussies), squirters, lolis) where the parties are drawn or consenting.
I dunno mate, I feel pretty damn free.
>>51492083
Technically he's right. Treaty and all while S. Vietnam was still independent. Though it was phoning it it. You realize Australia was there with us. Though desu it all goes back to the fucking French.
>>51492250
can you buy a kinder surprise?
>>51492134
Hey I can say whatever heinous shit I want and I won't go to jail that's better than most of the world. Also your taxes pay for someone else's healthcare, how the fuck is that a sign of freedom?
>>51492250
>can't buy mimolette
>have the monarch of a foreign country rule over you
>call yourself free
Yeah, okay then
>>51492272
No one ever could not because there was a movement to band them but simply that they never met one of our long existing FDA laws. Most companies would have adapted the product or gotten lobyist.
>he can't watch porn if the girl has small tits
Top bantz Australia.
Maybe if you were Switzerland or NZ or an actual more-free country you could pull it off
>>51492250
yummy yummy
>Am guaranteed right to privacy, police can't ransack my home just because they think I'm a terrorist (without warrant)
lol yet the NSA read and hear everything you say and type, k m8
>>51492307
Except we can now.
Just have to go to really expensive places.
>>51492250
>Have greatest social/economic mobility of any civilized country.
Untrue. Not even sure if you're top 10 mate.
>>51492381
They authorized it again ? I remember having a good laugh over that story
>>51492432
You have to go through a lot of bullshit to get it imported, but it's not illegal.
>>51492365
>>he can't watch porn if the girl has small tits
that's actually a meme m8
>>51492375
>Am guaranteed right to privacy, police can't ransack my home just because they think I'm a terrorist
>Australia
Don't lie, Jaffar
Did you know that at any time, an AMERICAN can walk into a police station or firehouse and get up to 4 sticks of butter? It's no questions asked. True freedom.
>>51492375
>be tourist
>go to oz
>exit plane
> be lined up with other travelers against wall
>told to turn, face the wall and get on our knees
>feds walk up and down the line checking the soles of everyone's shoes for dirt
>take a bunch of old ladies to a back room
>rest of us can go to the baggage claim
We don't do that here
>>51488973
you won what?
>>51492250
>implying everybody can't do the same things you can
>mfw a non american thinks they are in ANYWAY better than americans
>>51492477
So is the kinder surprise thing
>>51492527
Okay, finny.
>>51492560
>>51492578
>girl with weapons
hot
>>51492578
>>51492578
Ad exec must be an /int/fag
>>51492578
>MDA ad
You're getting desperate mate.
>>51492515
Keep your faggot fruit out of Australia, muh ecosystem doesnt want elbow grease and skittles infecting it
>most prisoner %
>wooden houses someone can kick down with shoes (cant fabricate these claims)
>no privacy (what the fuck.. Serbs would probably hang every last politician for that shit)
>hormonal milk and corn syrup somehow passes for food
>cant study for free
>cant get patched up for low price
>insane crime rates
>shittiest police force on Earth, untrained, unmaintained trigger happy medically retarded retards with guns, who cant even apprehend unarmed teenagers
>niggers, niggers everywhere, the bad and violent kind
>even the president is a nigger
>all other kind of shit too (asians are cool I guess)
>get shot fest all day every day
>junkies are socially acceptable
USA is like some eastern Europe kind of shit. But with niggers. And killer cops. And wooden houses. And poisonous food. And no culture. And no ethnicity. And no language unique to its people. And no affordable schools and medicine. And social justice thing. And niggers like everywhere. And no privacy. And government killing and detaining indefinitely its citizens, without any justice. And democracy that isnt actually democratic..
Jesus fuck m7, if that isnt spooky then I dont know what is. And people are actually proud of that.. cant make this shit up.
scared murica?
>>51492134
>be 2015
>get prisoned
http://www.breitbart.com/tech/2015/11/19/a-life-ruined-by-feminists-and-the-state-only-the-internet-can-save-gregory-alan-elliott/
>>51492715
based serbia
Is it true that in the US you can't drink outside ?
>>51492904
you can only consume bullets outside
>>51492904
freeeeeedom
>drinking age 21, yuck
>>51492904
You can't drink in public in many places in Ausfalia either lmao
>>51493000
You can drink anywhere except public transport and specific public gathering places like certain parks or town centres where a lot of children may be
On NYE and other event nights those rules no longer apply, except the public transport one
>>51492715
>most prisoner %
Mostly inner-city kids.
I'm not saying we're perfect, but it'll get fixed soon enough.
>wooden houses someone can kick down with shoes (cant fabricate these claims)
You are, actually. US housing is fucking fantastic and beats the shit out of your little villages.
>hormonal milk and corn syrup somehow passes for food
You can eat them if you want, no one is forcing you nor stopping you. You have the freedom to choose.
>cant study for free
And? We have the best universities in the world.
They're worth every penny. Those who go to good universities (and get non-meme degrees) easily get their money back.
>cant get patched up for low price
Again, we have great quality care. If it was some socialistic shithole, and they deemed you not worth saving, they wouldn't. If you can get the care here, you'll get it.
>insane crime rates
Ratio wise? Not that much actually, look it up.
>shittiest police force on Earth, untrained, unmaintained trigger happy medically retarded retards with guns, who cant even apprehend unarmed teenagers
We actually have a fair police force, they're blown out of proportion by the media since you faggots have nothing else to care about. And unlike in your dictatorship, you're entitled to defend yourself if they are overly hostile. There have been numerous cases of people fighting against an abusive officer and being let out free.
>niggers, niggers everywhere, the bad and violent kind
Not really, they are concentrated in a few shitholes, not spread across the entire country.
>even the president is a nigger
Obama's a retard, that has nothing to do with the quality of life.
>all other kind of shit too (asians are cool I guess)
Not sure what you mean
>get shot fest all day every day
Murders by guns (non-self-defense and non-suicides) are such a small percentage of annual deaths, they're literally statistically irrelevant, especially if you're talking about 'mass shootings'.
>junkies are socially acceptable
Sincewhen?
>>51493044
Except in certain states you can't drink in public at all lmaoooooooo
>>51493062
>being this triggered
>>51493118
>Implying I'm triggered
I don't think anything on 4chan has ever made me mad, save Reifags and retards who destroyed historical firearms on /k/.
>>51493152
>>51493152
>reifags
but that other girl is literal facebook tier cunt
dont remember the names of anime 'people' because I am not that fucked up yet
>>51493091
i dont know where you got this information but you're wrong, there are a 5 states in Australia and all have the same drinking laws
>>51493152
>destroyed historical firearms
you cant make this shit up
Enjoy your ability to legally defend yourself with deadly force with all your totally-not-an-invasion Syrian "refugees" since if you did that you'd be doing something horrible, asserting your God-given right as a Human Being to protect yourself from harm. That would interfere with what your government plans and your exercise of masculine imperative might encourage you to stand when you urinate
