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The fuck is wrong with you mexico?
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The fuck is wrong with you mexico?
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the absolute mad man
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>>51486709
>inb4,"Only criminals get killed in Mexico"
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>living in Alberta

kek they fucked up
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>Sinaloa state

Isn't that the state where guys fuck each other in the ass and claim it's not gay
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>>51486709
We already had a thread about this
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>inb4 the aussies blacked out from alcohol and left their bbq burning and it was an accident
The noble Mexicans would never do such a thing,
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>>51486709
Haha they're dead lol.
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>>51486709
We warned you all about the wetbacks...

You wouldn't listen.
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>>51486935
>guys fucking each other in the ass
>gay
Fag
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>>51486935
>Mfw my friend is from Sinaloa
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>>51486993
>the aussies blacked out from alcohol and left their bbq burning and it was an accident
I'd say with almost certainty that this has happened before.
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>>51486709
>Alberta
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>>51486709
>van
>goes to mexico
>WEARS FLIP FLOPS while having a moustache
>fucking purple pants
>"chik out me bloody loicense plate!!"

No, Australia. No. What is wrong with YOU?
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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>>51487281
I bet you're a real hit at parties m8
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at least they died doing what they love - surfing and shit. they had guts that's for sure
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>>51486709
One of the dudes was married to some Mexican lmao
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>>51487343
He's got a point though.

Why would you ever go to Mexico?
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>>51487281
>Not having style.

But seriously, I've been to mexico and a lot of 3rd world countries the world over and mexico is totally different to others I've visited and after having 1 gun pulled on me by cartel, then having to bribe police for no fucking reason just to avoid being arrested you would have to be off your meds to be cruising deserted highways at night over there.
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>>51487343
Now there's an original thought that isn't a high-meme tier echo.

You're a nation of sock puppets, you realize this.
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How can Mexico be more dangerous than walking through Bosnia during the 90s?
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>>51487424
Why would you lie on the internet?
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>>51486935
Yes, actually all of North México thinks like this.
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>>51487434
Sock puppets for the shitposting branch of the illuminati??? :^)
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>>51487477
How can the U.S. have more highschool shootouts than walking through Bosnia during the 90's?
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Haven't you ever met Aussie travelers before? I'm surprised shit like this/Bali bombings etc doesn't happen more often. Most annoying up themselves tactless faggots you'll ever meet
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>>51487500
All southern Mexicans are corrupted as fuck

Pic related shows where the violence has moved to
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>>51487491
Which part is the lie my friend?
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>>51487619
Send back our fucking guns you dirty theiving spics.
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>>51486709
Should have lurked more to b qh
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Maybe they were trying to find sinaloa girl
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>>51487696
Then what would they kill tourists with?
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Ay wey!
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>>51486709
bitches wanted a barbie, we show them a barbie
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my dad told me that a few years ago he had his car stolen in Mexico and the cop immediately acted like he knew where it was and gave him a phone number to call, he said guy on phone had him pay $100 and his car suddenly reappeared

that was also part of the plot of a movie and my dad is a perpetual liar so I'm not sure that actually happened
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>>51487764
They can beat each other to death with maracas for all I care.
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>>51486709
Nothing. They were pretty stupid. For sure a fucking halcon rattled them up. Kidnapped and then killed if they didnt have money or if nobody payed a ransom.
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>>51487785

it's plausible, my sister got into similar situations in vietnam and india
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>>51486846
For sure they were kidnapped fpr money. They didnt have any and then killed mate. A car was found with two well done burned bodies. Case closed. Move on bitch
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>>51487866
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>>51487785
>my dad is a perpetual liar

iktf
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>>51487622
nigger "the Cartel" wouldnt have pulled a gun on ypu, no if you had find real life narcos and they had a problem with ypu the would have just killed you and dismembered you, true story? you got mugged at gun point by your average petty thiefs and when you went to the police they saw you where a scared bete faggot and decided that it was a good idea to hustle you for some quick cash, shitty sittuation indeed but ypu try to make it sound like ypu lived thru some fucking movie
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>mfw we kill mexicant tourists here
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>>51487401
They were going to Guadalajara. Why stupid foreigners travel without some local guide? Take a plane if dont know shit about fucking insecurity. For example, in Puebla has happened that theybrob u and rape your girl in the Periferico nearby Cuatlancingo aroun 10 and 12 pm. So shit happens anywhere. Criminal activity is a russian roulette
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>>51487785
maybe, but it was very cheap.
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gentle reminder that going to mexico is suicide
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>Two less surfers on this earth

Glad to see mexico making the world a better place
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>>51487953

what was your """country's""" name again
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>>51487909
Just search more. A car has been already found. They were last saw in an Oxxo buying a map. Big red alert... its like saying i dont know shit where I am going. Never travel at night nearly too early in north of Mexico. Mexianon here
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>>51488015

How the fuck do you drown in Mali?

It's a fucking landlocked desert.
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>>51488015

>Americans with long periods without freedoms literally kill themself in communist Yurop
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>>51487909
Here for you Steve
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norteños are savages whats new
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>>51488015
>all those "suicides" and "accidents"
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>>51488048
They have a huge river there, and the crossing is done with crude boats.

http://mgafrica.com/article/2015-04-27-10-people-drown-as-canoe-capsizes-in-mali-brings-to-1655-the-number-of-africans-killed-by-boat-in-last-six-months
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>>51488048
cause merrican
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>>51488015
>amernicans can't survive in canada
do you guys not know how to drive in snow?
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>>51486709
We told you they were subhumans.

Why doesn't anyone ever listen to us? We're literally always right.
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>>51487951
No, I got a gun pulled on me arguing over the weight of cocaine and their this is this weight when it surely isn't. Probably not the brightest move I've had on holidays but 5 days deep of no sleep no move is.

Went to the police? Why the fuck would anyone go the police in mexico and expect them to do absolutely anything at all? We we're pulled over by police for "Speeding" asked to exit the car then asked how much drugs would they find in the car or would we be kind enough to pay the fine now and be on our merry way. Questionably could happen in any third world country but your police took the cake for shitness and bribe amount.

What pissed me off the most was my checked luggage being broken into and ransacked for gopros and a laptop loosing a shit ton of south american holiday shit which probably rubbed me the wrong way the most as I've never had that happen anywhere. Most mexicans that had nothing to do with drugs and extortion where decent people and made for a ball to shout for a night out.
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>>51488147
Probably has to do with 19 year olds going there, getting piss drunk, and rekting themselves in car crashes.

You ever been to Windsor or Sarnia on St. Patricks Day?
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>>51487424
>not getting in your american made muscle car made in 1970s and driving with a shotgun, a guard dog, and leather spiked jacket on through the desert

do you even aussie m8
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>>51488172
Country is so corrupt and criminal activities are rampantband unpunished. Add stupid people travelling at night and being so obvious that they are foreigners
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>>51488215
this is true, kek, London's terrible for that too.
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>>51488227
We need more Mad Max vibes
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>>51488236
In non-savage countries people don't get burned to death for being naive.

Can you honestly blame us for not wanting you vermin here? You're objectively shit tier people.
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>>51488015
>Russia is so shit that people go there and just fucking kill themselves due to the absence of humanity

I shouldn't laugh. That's really not funny.
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>>51488269
It's fucking terrifying. I still get flashbacks.
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>>51488185
>Engage in criminal activities including buying cocaine thereby supporting cartels.
>Get mad when you run into trouble with the cops

Obviously the policeman is a corrupt petty criminal but cmon m8 .
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>>51488047
I always have bad luck with the red maps, bad thongs happen
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>>51488185
>probably not the brightest move I've had
no shit you dumb cunt
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>>51488302
Dude for sure they didnt pay any money. I am not sayingbis their fault but for sure didnt took enough precautions. Shut mate, a month ago a family was kidnapped in broadlight nearby my job and they havent been found. Living here its not knowing if u will live another day. Yes country is shit but its a fact
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>>51488302
I totally agree with you, anon.

I try to believe that the good outnumber the bad, but goddamn doing so gets harder every passing day, you know?
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>>51488362
Not using GPS from phone or the GPS navigator machine? Print your hard copy maps before travel. I was lucky to npt be robbed in Veracruz when I got a flat tire. I was so nervous until I got help from Angeles Verdes
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>>51487866
Just another day tbqh familia
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>>51488436
You realize that tourists being stopped in the middle of the night and given the option of A. gib money or B. burned alive is not how real countries work right?

That's fucking Africa tier.

Why couldn't you be more like Canada? It's embarrassing being associated with you people.
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>>51488382
>My shithole country's not a shithole! You're just not visiting it correctly!
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I wanted to go to Mexico but after hearing about so many foreigners being killed recently I'm not sure... Would I blend in maybe? I have brown hair and brown eyes, light skin though...

Fuck.
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>Driving a drug smuggling van in the bad part of Mexico
>Expecting a different result
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>>51488585
>I wanted to go to Mexico
There's your problem.
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>>51488185
>Stupid Aussie getting reckt blames It on some one else beside his own stupidity
No wonder those surfers got killed you guys are fucking tards
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>American flags telling us how shit we are while they have shootouts in high schools and public places
Bunch of hypocrites
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>>51488585
No, you would not. Mexicans are dark as fuck and the only ones that aren't are usually rich so you're still likely to get robbed and/or kidnapped if you go into the wrong area. Not being a beaner you won't have any idea where those wrong areas actually are.

Seriously man I've been to Mexico five times, the last time was in 2004. Until they get their shit straightened out I ain't going back. It's gotten really bad there the last decade or so.
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>>51488624
What's wrong with Mexico? It seems interesting to me. When I went to the philippines alone people asked why the fuck I went there, I just wanted to go. But it was pretty safe there, aside from scams. Mexico seems pretty dangerous to me.
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>USA involved funding terrorism and bombing other terrorists in some cluster fuck on the other side of the world
>refuse to fix the violent shithole country leaking drugs and illegal immigrants into them next door.

Yeah build a wall guys that'll fix all your problems.
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>>51488613
She looks like a krogan.
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>>51488652
It's not like calling Mexico shit is controversial.
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>>51488585
You will blend anywhere in Mexico

We are a multi-ethnial country
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>>51486993
We are always to blame, such a shame :(
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>>51488652
you guys literally have people getting chainsawed or hung from from street lamps in public areas
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>>51488694
You would be very upset with us either way kuck
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>>51488678
>>51488678
Onlybis ou are an idiot retard doing fishy things and/or not taking enough precautions
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>>51488678
Flips love Americans and generally treat us well. Mexicans hate us and treat us as marks for all their assorted crimes.

The police in Mexico are more likely to rob you than help you if you're American.
>inb4 I'm Canadian, not American
You should know by now the rest of the world does not consider a distinction.
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>>51488731
Cool, I have a friend in Mexico DF, so I can travel with around there but anywhere else would I have a problem going alone with beginners spanish?
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>>51488585
Just say you're Canadian, nothing will happen senpai.
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>>51488694
We love the drugs, why would we want to stop them?

The problem is the violent spics trafficing them.

What we need to do is teach Canada how to make blow. Oils going to shit anyway, someone get le dude weed man on this.
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>>51488556
I already say that we are a failed state mate. We areva shithole. If u are dumb and not taking care of yourself with precautions then u are fucked by criminals
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>>51488781
We always hear about Canadians getting killed in Mexico tho
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>>51488781
>implying mexicans differentiate between white people
You don't and we both know it.
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>>51488777
>anywhere else would I have a problem going alone with beginners spanish?
If you travel outside of touristic areas I think you will have trouble
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>>51488781
>t. el Chapo
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>>51488812
you're an idiot
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>>51488814
>I already say that we are a failed state mate.
Well when are you going to fucking stop already? It's been 200 years of your bullshit. Get it together Mexico.
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>>51488769
I wouldn't say they love you, they just love your "culture" I got the vibe that they tolerate Americans there, they don't give them special treatment.
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epic bantz
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>Aussies try bantering IRL on the country least capable of handling it
>surprised they get rekt
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>>51488875
Oh I see, too bad I guess I will stick to more touristy areas then... no vagabonding for me.
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>>51488859
As long as you don't believe you are Indian Jones everything will be great. If you see someone with a tattoo covering his face is better to step out, no mater if it's here or in the fucking Vatican.
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>>51488907
That's not true. I have been to Manila with by best buds family and their ameribooism is full on creepy.
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>>51486935
>my meme grows stronger
feels good man, fuck sinaloa
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>>51488185
>No, I got a gun pulled on me arguing over the weight of cocaine and their this is this weight when it surely isn't.


> who would go to mexico kekekkeke


you for real nig?
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>>51488227
The ford interceptor was made in australia 2bh
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>>51488905
Never. Corruptionn everywhere. Shitty people lives here and reinforce the loop.
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>>51489006
You are an annoying moron
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>>51486709
1st worlers are pretty dumb to be honesy
they fault for not doing research before going in to mexico
if only they had followed my travel guide, they would be still alive
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>>51486709
>Sinaloa
That's the land of Narcos no wonder why the van was found with all of those bodies inside.
Just don't go there.
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>>51488996
Really? I was in Manila for over a week and they were polite and kind, but they are like that to every white person.
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>be Australian
>get burned alive anywhere you go, even in your own country

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-11-25/two-dead-in-south-australian-bushfires/6974480
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>>51489006
Yeah fuck my neighboor state Sinaloa.
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>>51489051
Stupid people travelinh witouth taking safety precautions
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>>51489006
>Fucking some's ass
>Gay

lmao next thing you're going to tell me sucking a dick is gay too you fucking faggot.
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>>51488506
>Veracruz
What the fuck were you doing there m8?
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>>51489006
what the actual fuck, is this for real? I just searched it.. what the fuck.
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This thread raises an interesting question: Who would America side with in a war between Australia and Mexico where both sides were the aggressors?
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>>51488015
>drowning in bulgaria
what are they, czechs ?

>also drowning in the netherlands
kekekek
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>>51489053
This!

If you are going to certain places which can be hairy, don't go off the beaten path and keep up with current events in the area.
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>>51489053
>>51489108
Off yourselves please

The state and its people are fine, focus on insulting the narco and malicious people

Let us not forget that blame goes to both sides and the Australians were pretty naive on their actions
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>>51488047
north mexico is like the wild west
if you go to the wrong place you are dead
fucking shithole
t. northern mexican
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>>51489032
Thank you!
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>>51489041
Maybe just because I grew up with his family and can speak a bit of Tagalog. But yeah, they are very doting and unironically wanted to fix me up with members of the extended family.

Of course they knew I was Catholic and my family is wealthy (as is his in Flipistan) so maybe it was just a thing where they already had a high opinion of me before I got there.
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>>51489206
They were just treating your country the way theyd treat a first world country (aka a country they were used to) 8)
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>>51489108
Sinaloa is fine, it's people like buchones and narco culture loving faggots that need to die
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>>51489222
Meant for you
>>51489062

>>51489169
Australia, not even a contest.
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>>51489169
we would probably fund both sides to be honest
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>>51489208
Why don't southern Mexicans just genocide north Mexico and replace its former inhabitants with southern Mexicans?
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>>51489206
t. Sinaloense who fucks other men in the ass
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>>51489218
You are very much welcome mate!
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>>51488989
>If you see someone with a tattoo covering his face is better to step out, no mater if it's here or in the fucking Vatican.
here it's probably just an assgaped hipster
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>>51489208
TJ is cooking once again. Looks like CAF is being taken out one by one.
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>>51489140

>From Zoro to cartels to butt drilling
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>>51489208
>northern Mexican
>posts a manlet pepe
You are supposed to be tall, buddy

By the way, did you know the violence in Mexico concentrates mainly in the south these days?
>>51487619
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>>51488143
Ban racist assault boats.
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>>51489222
>>51489253
Yeah that would do it, the wealth and the what not, but regular flips in the shit of manila don't really care about Americans all that much, they just look and think "Oh another American" and continue with their lives.
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>>51489267
no m8
ALL mexico is fucked up
>>51489169
with mexico m8
fucking up a country with 120 million of people next to them is not a bright idea
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>>51489275
I know a bunch of serious car guys who can tell you the specs to the car at the drop of a hat. In my collection, i probaly have a dozen pics of it.
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>>51488047
I was more concerned at how casually you described it
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>>51489134
I was doing my jon visiting clients located in Alamo and Poza Rica. I amexocan, but for sure I was nervous. Didnt help that 3 fucking cars stopped to ask me for directions and add that fuckers neither offeres to help (even of it would be just an unsincere offer). Shit I was so happy with Angeles Verdes. I gave him 100 pesos and bottle water as thanks.
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>>51488015
"accident"
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>>51486709
>going on vacation only to get raped and decapitated
sucks for them I guess
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>>51489347
>ALL mexico is fucked up

Okay, why doesn't the UN just sterilise Mexico's entire population, deport them to neighbouring countries and turn the land into the world's largest nature preserves?

It seems like such a shame to waste such an environmentally-diverse country on corrupt narcos
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>>51489347

>Fuck up 120 million people with military that surpasses the entire world in strength.
>US goes from 50 states to 81 states
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>>51489424
>deport them to neighbouring countries a
NO.

Enough is enough!
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>>51489347
Yeah that was my thought process but I'd contest that they'd be impartial since with alligning themself with either side would lead to large social ramifications
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>>51488015
>homicide
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>>51489103
I really, really like that GOLDEN LEL.
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>>51489347
It would actually be better for us if the Australians just killed you all and then we could take the other half of your clay.

Kind of a win win for us.
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>>51489442
Nah doubt he was talking about Mexico's position militarily. Think he was implying having 120m arseblasted mexicunts would probably lead to domestic terrorism and unrest
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Honestly Mexishits are worse than t*rks
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>>51488015
Accidentugal
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>>51489317
Mainly fighting for the plazas and routes from Jalisco through Guererro. If CDS and CJNG could get along they could steamroller the shits like GU and CT and bring order to those areas.
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>>51489380
Well anon, violence here is so hellish awful. The red notes from cartels are just the tip of iceber. I am againstbthe shitty situationnof thos cpuntry but its a fact violence robberies kidnaps etc happen anlot. More than the media and goverment report. I have an uncle that was kidnapped (he is alive) and other family members being exgortes caise they have a small business. Its casual cause we are fucked with too much criminal violence
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>>51489505
Get burned, Aussie
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>>51489496
Probably not.

Oddly enough our spics here who get citizenship and what not generally fucking hate Mexicans. It's kinda bizarre.
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>>51489496

>USA
>Biggest NSA snooping
>everyone's a retard and professes their lives to the world on facebook, twitter, instagram, vine
>millions of mexicans and their families identified
>kill them


It will be the greatest shoa of all time.
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>>51489539
Haha don't lose your head mate!
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>>51489537
Where do you live?
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>>51489534
U should explain cartel acronyms to European sissys and coward aussies
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>>51489537
>I am againstbthe shitty situationnof thos cpuntry
t. Sinaloenese getting assfucked
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>>51489442

what he says is true only if mexico achieves nuclear capability, otherwise usa would use the opportunity to invade mexico and take some more land
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>>51489424
idk, ma, do us a favor ad kill us. The reality bitch is that we are way more cynical and relists than any of you fucking bubbled countries. If a mass shooting happens in US they will blame it on jesus christ or some alien conspiracy. We just say shit straight. There are bad people in here, just like everywhere else, the problem with this bad people is that they have gorillion dollars, they can bride the fucking pope if they want to. So yeah, wiping us out will only bring the problem a little more to the soutth.
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>>51489597
Puebla
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>>51489578
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>>51489625
>telling another mexican where t
You live
Nigga you gonna get beheaded.
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>>51489609
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction
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>>51489625
That answers everything

Fucking southern corrupted rats you are all the same
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>>51489267
Southern mexicans are just as subhuman as northern ones m8.
The mexican subhumanness transcends racial lines.
It infects any people who settle here or just stay for more than a few months.
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>>51489673
topest of KEK's
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>>51489609
we can build nukes m8
hell we had a shiton of enriched uranium until papa usa forced us to give it all to them
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>>51489625
PIPOPE
I
P
O
P
E
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>>51489673
Thinking that someone here tells the truth
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>>51489719
And aren't you glad we did? Think of what you would have done with it.
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>>51489702
Mexico is shit. It will never be a better state. Fight for your education health and job here. Never trust anyone
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>>51489702
im 100% sure that this land was cursed m8, not even fucking joking, the spanish burned hundreds of secret codes because heresy, i bet they were demon and anciente god summoning rituals for sacrifice and shit and now the gods want blood.
the aztec cursed their blood before getting fucked up y the spanish , they even cursed the gold and look how is spain today
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>>51489610
>do us a favor ad kill us

i-it was just banter Pedro
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>>51489765
nuke ourselves?
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>>51489610
Another vote for nuking Mexishitland
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>>51489814
my sides
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>>51489169
>muh monroe doctrine

while the US gov would probably lean towards mexico for national security interests, the american people would probably overwhelmingly side with australia
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>>51486709
too much banter with the wrong guys m8
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>>51489811
Someone must have tje balls to earse whole Mexishit
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>>51489610
this god damn
wipe ou race from this earth, nuke i to oblivion, from the orbit, i dont give a fuck just do an Exterminatus
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>>51489609
>>51489719
See
>>51489680
Its in our constitution that we won't build nukes, and I think that's a good thing since they're so fucking expensive to build/buy and maintain, we're already started doing austerity, I don't want to imagine how much of our budget would go to the nukes if we had them, also we are so corrupt that I'm sure every decade 5 nukes would go missing to end up in Iran or some shit, so fuck that.
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>>51489838
Yes we must kill all mexicans
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>>51489833
I'm totally in.
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>>51489863
Aus and US would cut a deal where they would support us and invade Mexico if we agreed to take over governance of the area.

But really Australia is way more strategically important to the US than mexico.
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>>51489949
>But really Australia is way more strategically important to the US than mexico.
ok m8
lel
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>>51489599
Here is a decent enough primer for those who don't really know the situation.

https://www.fas.org/sgp/crs/row/R41576.pdf
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>>51487544
>more highschool shootouts than walking through Bosnia during the 90's?
>mfw
Kekd by wut
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>>51489893
>>51489719
>>51489680

i know, its why I said it. mexico should get its nukes t b h. being besides usa, it would seem like the obvious thing to do
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>>51487584
>Haven't you ever met American travelers before? I'm surprised shit like this/Bali bombings etc doesn't happen more often. Most annoying up themselves tactless faggots you'll ever meet
Ftfy
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>>51489949
>they would support us and invade Mexico if we agreed to take over governance of the area.
Yeah no, you kill the beaners we keep the clay. We'd probably give you some colonies in the hot sweaty bits with crocodiles and shit though.
>>51489974
He's right though. We already own this hemisphere entirely. We need Australia to project power in Asia.
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>>51489949
>America allowing straya to govern Mexico
How do you even plan to get to Mexico m8 volares airline?
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>>51489974
>Mexico
>Right where the states are and as good as hostile to the USA

>Aus
>Key ally on the other side of the world that provides ports and support for US armed forces
>Rich with competent military that backs up the US every time like the good lapdogs we are

m8...
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>>51490019
Seems like an obvious way to get immediately invaded and annexed.

Are you retarded or something?
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>>51488185
Did you seriously buy cocaine in Mexico?

It's a wonder you're not dead as well.

Never buy drugs in third world countries, especially ones renowned for beheading people over drugs.
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>>51489949
None of our shitty countries serve a strategic place for US. who is going to war with papagringo?
Hobbos? south american monkeys? those fucking rise fields above you?
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>>51488015
>homicide
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Who wants to start kidnapping gringos and sacrificing them to quetzalcoatl?
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>>51490060
Hire a van and drive there m8. Just need to iron out the kinks in the plan.
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>>51488585
You can go to the safe parts. The big tourist cities around the ruins and on the coast, Baja California and Mexico City are fine. Most unstable parts are shithole states and the border region/Juarez.
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>>51490085
Count on me, the faster they nuke us, the shorter the agony.
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>>51490085
why gringos though? why not our own people like merciless drug lords, corrupt politicians and other shit nuggets like chairos and buchones?
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>>51490082
>who is going to war with papagringo?
>Hobbos? south american monkeys? those fucking rise fields above you?
Perhaps you haven't noticed but there is a metric fuckton of Muslims and commie gooks right next to Australia who we're going to have to kill at some point.
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>>51488015
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>>51489974
he's correct though. they don't need you since they've got plenty of land in central america and with america's military infrastructure you're not exactly a threat to them

we on the other hand are an integral hub for the US' power in asia
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>>51490162
>breaths heavily
>Kisses his photo of AMLO
>posts a funny meme on facebook.
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>>51489206
>focus on insulting the narco and malicious people

He's right guys, don't judge the place based on just about 90% of the population.
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>>51490164
Don't you give like a quadrillion dollars to Israel for that?
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>>51488585
be a real tourist

if you come here and try to be a bad ass buying drugs from the cartels the dont come
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>>51490126
This. Along the border is a bit hairy depending on where you want to go. Some plazas are calm and quiet. Others, such as Tijuana and Matamoros are a bit unsettled at the moment.
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>>51490176
>Jihadtugal
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hahahahahah they were shitposters, they deserveit
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>>51488147
One of my favorite things in life is watching footage of roadways when the deep south gets snow.

t. Yankee
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>>51490276
There are 1.2 commie gooks in China and 250 million terrorist gooks in Indonesia. The job is too big and too far away for Israel to be useful on that front.
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>>51488185
>Why the fuck would anyone go the police in mexico and expect them to do absolutely anything at all?
We don't, that's why "autodefensas" exist in the first place.
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>>51489537
I feel for you Mexianon :(


I watched Anthony Bourdain's Parts Unknown episode on Mexico. One of the journalists that spoke out against the governments dealings with the cartels is under armed guard at her house.

I don't really know how things are going to get better, it really looks impossible, but I can only hope things improve for you. I can't fathom the level of violence you have taking place in my country.
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>>51490381
N U K E U S
U
K
E

U
S
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>>51488436
>>51488492
I really want you guys to turn it around. A strong, civilized North America would be great.
Maybe try giving up Spanish? It's worked well for us an Canada.
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>>51490416
Kiwis are faggot anti-nuke lefties.

>not letting our aircraft carriers make port and being shitcunt allies
NEVAR FORGET
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>>51488613
Is she a jugalette? She looks like a jugalette.
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>>51490433
stop sending weapons
stop controlling our politicians
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>>51490416
If anything, it's going to have to a similar situation that the narcos had with the PRI for years. Problem is that there are too many wild cards like the Zs who have an inability to keep their word and follow the rules. The US and Mexican governments are going to have to decide who to back as the lesser evil and back them to eliminate the rest.
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>>51488812
>Canada how to make blow
>Implying Mexico makes all the drugs that go to the U.S.
>Implying you don't need certain climates to plant those shits, like Peru or Colombia
>inb4 just bait and/or banter
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>>51490433
Or just vote for a president that has the enough ball to send the army to kill this narcos. I know it's Impossible, not even a nutjob like Trump would do that.
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>>51490460
I was going to say that they were asking the wrong person. Best we could send is our second rate navy to fire a few rounds.

Anyways even aside from the hippie shit, we have no need of nuclear power here. We have so many rivers and dams that hydroelectricity serves us well.

T b h if the French weren't such assholes in the Pacific, nuking every little island and bombing a boat here, most people wouldn't have been so anti nuclear and welcomed your uranium enriched freedom vessels.
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Civil war when?
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>>51490527
If we actually controlled your politicians they would be slightly more effective in their jobs.
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>>51490599
No excuses. You guys are cunts.
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>>51490527
>sending weapons
They didn't do that to destabilize you, that was only a side effect. The point was to create a justification for ATF Demand Letter 3. Google it.
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>>51488896
Not him, but no. We really like the drugs, but you beaners don't need to fight so much over it. Believe me, there's a big enough market here to sustain them all.
>>51488905
Mexican and American mestizos are prone to self-pitying, and doing absolutely nothing positive to better their situation. They just make excuses and place blame on others.
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when someone has Zapata sized balls to get it going
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>>51490527
Only real way to stop the weapons is to cease all backing for the military down there. I actually seen a picture of a narco pickup with a M134 minigun.
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>>51486709
Shitskins hate white people, didn't ya know pal?
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>>51490605
they are effective in sending drugs and killing civilians

the american dream
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>>51489539
>get burned aussie

we should keep this
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>>51488955
>no vagabonding for me.
It's not a good idea doing that here, mate. Even if you are in a safe area, like Mexico City. There are bad parts here as well despite all the nice areas, and a lot of the times those places are right next to each other.
And, while you won't see beheadings and any of the narco violence around safe areas like Mexico City and tourist places, there are a lot of thugs that will assault you or rob you if you are too naive.
I really wish this wasn't true, but that's how it is, unfortunately.
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>>51490602
Uh, isn't it happening right now?

>>51490650
>>51490599
Agreed, Kiwis and Irish(they are pretty much Anglos now, in language and culture) are the bottom tier of Anglos
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>>51490650
We join you in the fights that matter Tyrone McBurgerstein.
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>>51490527
>stop sending weapons
>stop controlling our politicians
stop blaming others for your problems
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>>51489051
Your map is complete and utter shit, desu
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>>51490075

getting nuclear weapons = invasion deterrent, dear mentally slow fattie. in fact, youre probably thinking it would be some sort of iraq scenario. it wouldnt be any more different than how canada has had nukes before.
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>>51490605
then how about you start controlling their politicians? I think latin america is ready for some more american interventionism. Democracy has clearly failed here
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desu I don't give a fuck, fuckin surfers need to understand where they're going before they leave. It happens to us more than often, just look at bali, people who do schoolies there and die deserve it
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>>51490739
Do you even have a military? Not being a dick I'm just honestly doubtful.
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>>51489169
Both
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>>51490763
Every four years just hold the Miss Bunda competition and give the presidency to her.

Melhor do que Dilma
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>>51490778
They have a small and very effective one. You would know a bit if you read a book or two or serve in the military.
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