Red pill me on kittens, /int/.
they carry a very special virus and gives it to people
47% of all people are infected
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis
karma for keeping a whole species of animals in thrall
>>51483887
Not as much fun as puppies 2bh
>>51483991
>virus
>>51483991
it's not a virus, it's a parasitic worm
>>51484162
>>51484255
it is a protozoa
parasitic protozoa doesn't sound as good
>>51483991
Most people get that for eaing salad m8.
puppies > kitties
>>51484135
>>51484481
this
>>51484421
not how they get it but where do they come from
they only breed in cats
MATE
theyre cute and cuddly n fluffy n stuff :3
>>51483887
mew :D:D
>>51483887
refugees like to fuck them
*unzips peanutbutter* observe
Trash tier animal
Birds and dogs tier
Birds
Dogs
God tier
Guinea Pig
Good tier
Hamster
OK tier
Everything else
Shit tier
Felines
They are da best
>>51485000
aww
also check'd
>>51485000
>Liking the fluffy jew
>>51485000
cats = dogs >>>>>> all other shit animals
desu
>cats
>white
>>51483887
They grow to be the biggest douches in animal realm: selfish, violent, lazy freeloaders, cold, won't lift a paw to help you if you are in problems, among other things
INFERIOR TO DOG
![X6nXmszLRahh5sArgLxqbkrg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0cfk122.jpg "X6nXmszLRahh5sArgLxqbkrg[1].jpg")
>>51489110
Say this again, m8.
>>51492798
>le selfish cat meme
I dont know what kind of cats you cunts have dealt with. If a pet is a douche its the owners fault.
Your dog bites someone punish it.
Your cat scratches someone punish it.
But people are pussies these days.
>>51485106
>most popular pet in germany
>doesnt shit on the sidewalk like a nigger/dog
are you a nigger lover?
cat is for women
>only merit is looking "cute"
>useless
>self centered, selfish, disloyal
>cant work
>cant protect
>cant into discipline
dog is for men
>loyal to death
>can protect and fight
>can serve the army and police
>can into discipline
>bigger, stronger
>useful, can work
>best friend
>can hunt
There's clearly dog, and there's all other kind of pet like fish and bird and cat and other such pests.....
dog = pet
everything else = pest
How a kitten acts depends largely on the breed of cat. They can either be super mellow or super high-maintenance. They're basically a higher-energy level version of the adult cat they'll become. You can find a cat breed that's very calm and cuddly as a kitten/cat or extremely energetic and aggressive as a kitten/cat, or anything in between.The most energetic cats are about the same amount of maintenance as a mid-maintenance dog, but those sorts of cats tend to be fairly obscure breeds. The common high-energy breeds are about as much maintenance as a low-energy dog.
>>51492902
>Cat
>''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''white'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
>>51483887
>The purring Jew.
>>51494093
>>51493071
>He doesn't want both.
Cat's have their uses for hunting mice and small house pets, they also have much better senses than a dog say for smell. And even then cats still have a good sense of smell.
Dog is the Muscle, Cat is the eyes and the man is the brain.
>>51483991
>virus
>>51483991
it is only a threat to old people, small children, and cancer patients.
>>51494154
If you have mice and rats in your house, there are greater things you should worry about.
All in all cat is a selfish useless cunt you cant train or discipline, because it is essentially anti social. It is unable to cooperate.
Dog is a superior choice.
I personally like cats because I'm a lazy NEET and don't do much so its a perfect companion
>>51494257
I like cats because you actually have to earn their love and respect. Dogs will just be loyal to whoever fucking shows them attention. Also you can leave cats at home so as long as you leave a bunch of food out. A lot of dogs literally flip shit when you come back and act like they were dying without your attention. I'm glad my dog is very mild mannered and not all super emotional.
My cats can be dicks sometimes, but it isn't really maliciously directed at me so I understand that they aren't really trying too be dicks, they are just doing dumb shit because they got bored or purely out of impulse
>>51495092
Well, then there's that too.
>>51484934
>Iguanas are OK tier
I can live with that
