>it's 2030
>the only relevant superpowers are India and China
>they are engaged in a cold war and you gave to pick which country you want to be a puppet state of
Well which one do you choose?
China. I'd have to work in a sweatshop and get paid 2 cents an hour. But at least people wouldn't shit in the streets.
India
I'd rather be a servant than a zoo exhibit
China because indoor plumbing is nice every now and then
Bangladesh
>>51482637
>there are people itt who don't pick based India
wew lads. it's like you don't want loobux
I go to India and make lots of money as a witch-hunter.
>>51482637
India, Chinese are too crazy man.
China
>Implying I shit in the street
>>51482637
>US becomes puppet state of India
>toilets are banned and the streets are clogged with shit thus completely halting our economy
>become third-world nation shortly afterward and have to resort to ox-drawn carts for transportation because the streets having been completely abandoned
>ridged caste system replaces our constitutional government and only the elite have access to plumbing
So China it is then.
>>51482637
designated shitting streets aren't free you know, they must be earned thru bloodshed
China, I dont want the Loo witch to come to my country thanks
>>51482637
China. Gotta poo in the loo.
Besides India is a shithole that won't be able to rival US power by 2030.
>>51482637
chinese dragon is much cooler than a fucking fat elephant
>>51483568
one is fake and one is real
>>51483568
but there are no such things as dragons, so elephant wins. checkmate
>>51483670
Indian elephants won't be a thing if India keeps pooping so much.
The crazy thing is all that poop you see and smell on elephants, isn't from the elephants.
>>51483602
>what is symbolism
>>51482637
E
L
E
P
H
A
N
T
>>51482637
Don't you want to make her happy /int/?
>>51484703
African elephants can be just as cute though
If this was Panda vs. Elephant I might have a harder time.
>>51482637
I'm ready to bow down to our Chinese overlords.
![800px-Metal_dragon_half_frontal_view[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8wyxO8P.jpg "800px-Metal_dragon_half_frontal_view[1].jpg")
>>51483602
>>51483670
it doesn't have to exist, it's a symbol
>European Federation/4th Reich.
Because fuck Asians.
>>51484830
White people will have been kucked out of existence at this point. The few left will be put in reserves/zoos.
The world as we know it will be over once India discovers how to use shit to power weapons
>>51482637
is kill yourself an option?
otherwise i'd go with india. i don't want to live in a zoo
I really like both countries.
I pick India though
>>51488805
But India is a Zoo.
>>51482637
india isn't going to import all white people there
china would be electronically monitoring every citizen in their empire across the globe. i'd rather go with the first one
>>51490086
meant for >>51490028
>>51482637
Anything but Designated.
>>51482708
>But at least people wouldn't shit in the streets.
about that
There is food called the curry ramen (curry Chinese noodles) in Japan
This is delicious
>>51482708
>people wouldn't shit in the streets
you haven't been to china have you, m8
>>51484659
India has the better culture. But China has the better infrastructure.
Thank god they will never team up.
>>51484773
You are chinese though
>Qin
A powerful red-haired Caucasoid from the Western frontier uses Western inventions such as the chariot to invade the East and conquers all the yellow-skinned submissive Mongoloids and rules over them. He institutes strict laws and standards throughout his empire to dominate and control his subjects and this leads to the Chinese cultural identity.
>Han
Chinese Mongoloid peasants rebel and oust their Caucasoid masters and make a peasant their supreme emperor. Thanks to all the technology and culture brought to them by their Western conquerors, the Chinese experience a golden age.
>3 Kingdoms
Constant warfare between a bunch of peasants who want to be emperor. Someone writes a bullshit novel about them 1000 years later making them into superheroes.
>Sui then Tang
A northern Turkic people called the Xianbei conquer all of China. Tang is another golden age where Western culture is prevalent. For instance, the beauty standard is imported from Caucasoid Turkic northerners and fat lewd chicks are seen as the ultimate sex symbol.
>Liao then Jin
Northern steppe warriors invade and conquer half of China and enslave the Chinese population.
>Song
The remaining southern half of China.
>Yuan
Founded by Genghis Khan (who had red hair according to historical documents) and his Mongolian descendants. They first conquer Jin, which is already foreign-occupied, and then they conquer Song and rape all the Chinese women. Chinese are relegated to the lowest social class in the multi-ethnic Yuan empire.
>Ming
Chinese peasants rebel and oust the Mongols. They once again make a peasant their supreme emperor.
>Qing
Northern steppe warriors called the Manchu invade and conquer all of China and subjugate the entire population. They force all Chinese men to shave half their head and massacre 30 million Chinese.
>Modern
Japan defeats Qing in a war and liberates the Chinese from 300 years of Manchu domination. Later, Japan weakens the KMT, and Communist peasants take over China.
>>51482637
I think Chinese politics will have difficult time in 2020s.
Chinese working-age population peaked out in 2012. But their economy is too rely on real estate industry.
>>51494224
>and Communist peasants take over China
And impose Marxism, a European ideology invented by a self-hating German Jew NEET.
At least Japan will support India for against China :^)
Our policy is like Britain, the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
>>51482637
I'm surprised at all the pro-India statements. I guess the whites of /int/ hate India but they are straight up scared of China.
LOL racism is funny sometimes.
>>51494349
No, I just fucking hate commies.
>>51494224
You could make the same argument of India since three quarters of their history consists of being raped by Turks, Greeks, Persians, Mongols, Arabs, Afghans, and British.
>>51494224
WE WUZ EMPERORS N SHIEET CLETUS, CAUCASIANS BUILT DA GREAT WALL! DEM KIKEZ IS ERASIN OUR HISTORY!!
India
Sikhs are bro tier
As an Australiam, we're basically already 50/50.
So Chindian.
Do we have to import their traditions? Are we forced to have designated shitting streets for our Indian or Chineese overlords?
>>51494349
anyone who isn't an idiot would choose India desu. It's not like they're going to bum rush western countries and take our toilets. If india became the dominant superpower the standards of living in the west would remain pretty much the same; if china became the dominant superpower we''d all be living in 1984
>>51494349
I don't hate India
India because they are a nuclear-armed democracy
>not giving this answer
>>51482637
I would support any country that can mass produce the one in pic related
>>51484756
>African elephants
when will china get punished for buying tiger dicks and elephant tusks? These backward chinks are killing off species. Only reason they keep panda alive is because they make money off panda merchandise.
>>51494871
That's based Japan. Chinese girls got influenced by gooks and do tons of plastic surgery. All the Chinese swimsuit pinup girls I've seen have fake busted noses and unnatural jawlines.
>>51494962
>Only reason they keep panda alive is because they make money off panda merchandise.
And dumb white tourists will pay money to see pandas eating a piece of bamboo.
>>51494989
Ok then I go with this guy >>51494330
>>51494104
look shit, though
>>51494104
So technically a makeshift Laksa
>>51494224
WE
WUZ
EMPERORZ
AND
SHITTTTTTTTT
Hmm, hard choice, but since I'm a millennial, I'd rather side with India over China, unless China transforms into a smooth democracy, also pretty much every culture in SEA, and to some extent even while of Asia, originated from India
Based tbfh.
>>51494749
So he was right. You guys prefer India because you are scared shitless by China.
But you only have to take a look at how India is treating Nepal right now to know that India is going to shit up your streets if they were capable to be a world power too.
>>51495817
daily remainder that blockade of nepal is not our doing. their own people are shitting it up and for good measures.
>>51482708
>But at least people wouldn't shit in the streets.
You would be surprised.
The truth is Pakistan gain complete support from China and it will launch nuclear invasion,India don't have options nothing but destroying Pakistan,total Indian subcontinent except Sri Lanka became nuclear waste land
All this happen before 2030
China is only option
>>51495817
Nepal is carrying out ethnic cleansing (it is not genocide yet) of lower caste people. India will not co-operate with that.
If China wants to support ethnic cleansing in greater India, fine. You guys supported the pakistani genocide in bangladesh that killed 1.4 million. But despite having your support and the USA's support, Pakis lost half their country.
Same will happen to Nepal if they continue to hurt their lower caste people.
I have nothing against china btw. I think china is basically a good influence in the world and I think you make high quality products (Lenovo computers are better than Sony and Toshiba now). But in greater india, china tries to sabotage india. I guess that is politics though.
>>51482637
China becuase I prefer order to designated shitting streets.
>>51496006
>21 cent.
>nuke war
>>51496073
Madhesis aren't lower caste though. It's just a different ethnicity.
>>51496340
Pakistan go to war with India every ten years or so.last war is in 1999.Nuke fear stopping it launching another war but how long?
Their military generals are dumbest persons on planet.One dumb general is enough to convince and press nuke button.
They can't live without going war on India sooner or later
>>51482637
Alright, which one of them poos in loo?
>Neither
Well, fuck.
Alright, which one of them fears the evil poopy witch?
>India
Packing my bags today, gonna make me some money with my pasty ex playing as the witch.
>>51496641
fuck the collective mothers of pessimists and communistic "udaarvadi" cunts.
Bharat will rule the world under NAMO.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U2RYVbPLeO
>>51496932
expat or traitor?
>>51497034
Enjoying America, Zhang?
>>51497119
i'm /desi/gnated mate, i just thought it was funny a chinese flag chose india
>>51495883
>daily remainder that blockade of nepal is not our doing
That's why none of the goods stuck had been diverted to the alternate multiple passageways into Nepal?
>>51496073
Nepal is carrying out ethnic cleansing by changing to a secular constitution?
>>51499287
the trucks are all theirs and exactly whcih alternate route are you talking about? Every lower part of Nepal is Madhesi area.
China will become superpower only if it gets both Bangladesh and Pakistan in its grip and chokes India with them.
>>51482637
Does Chinese shit on their streets?
>>51499370
http://thediplomat.com/2015/11/r-i-p-indias-influence-in-nepal/
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-34968252
>UN: Nepal blockade puts millions of children at risk
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2015/10/analysis-blockade-politics-nepal-151009193817262.html
>If Delhi had intervened more artfully and earlier, it might have helped to broker a constitution that was less objectionable to Madhesis. Instead, supplies to Nepal were cut off one or two days after the constitution's promulgation.
>India blames the continuing protests in the southern part of the Himalayan nation for the fact that nothing is getting through. In reality, New Delhi's pressure tactics rely on the fact that no one really believes that.
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/01/world/asia/border-havoc-as-nepalis-accuse-india-of-payback.html?_r=1
>Days after Nepal adopted a constitution in a way that appeared to infuriate India, Kuldiep Singh, an official with India’s border security force, received his orders: Thoroughly search every single truck trying to cross into Nepal.
>>51499619
>>51499370
Oh and the NY Times also has this:
>Some border crossings are facing obstructions of a different sort. Nepali protesters from the Madhesi community have staged sit-ins at at least two major crossings, blocking those routes to goods since last week, officials said. Since August, more than 40 people, most from the Madhesi and ethnic Tharu communities, who live in southern and western Nepal, have been killed in protests over the Constitution. They argued that the new boundaries of several states would dilute their political voice.
>But Sishir Dhungana, the director general of customs in Nepal, said that while two of the crossings were high-traffic trade routes, they accounted for fewer than half of the roughly 2,000 trucks that usually cross the border daily, and at several border checkpoints where there are no sit-ins, trucks are still not crossing into Nepal.
>>51482637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM
>India 2030
>white servants everywhere
Only right answer.
>>51499553
yep
>>51499553
India is the champion.
Hold on...India believes in "poop witches"?
>>51483136
AYY POO IN LOO
>>51495309
Same can be said about india
>>51500240
Enjoying Canada, Meng Bai Lu?
>>51500330
>>51500361
Chinks. Chinks, everywhere.
>>51482637
China of course.
>>51483416
nobody will be able to rival US power by 2030, faggot. Not even China.
>>51500397
You should come visit sometime, Sanjeet.
The ones that won't shit in my streets.
Oh wait
>>51500629
Nah, plenty of ching chongs where i live.
>>51482637
You do realise that the Royal Bengal Tiger is India national aninal
I think I'd go for India, then I'd do everything I could to get at least a nuke fired towards China and hopefully get them both to nuke each other.
A man can dream.
>>51499665
>>51499619
> believing in Western Press.
>>51494224
>>51500428
Hello Rajesh.
>>51501168
>I don't like it so it's all lies!!!1
China
Reason: Trump, Korwin and urge to post anime
>>51482637
I'd have to go with India. I love lamb vindaloo
>>51482708
agreed
>>51483670
just because north korea didn't admit to have found one yet doesn't mean they don't exist
>>51501168
>aljazeera
>western
>>51482637
India
>former part of empire
>many of them speak English
>our love for tea
>>51494224
>Qin
>>A powerful red-haired Caucasoid from the Western
Eventhough I understand how shit the American education are.
I still want to ask one question.
Did they really look like red-haired Caucasoid to you?
id choose china all day
>>51501776
same pinch
>http://jakartaglobe.beritasatu.com/news/child-rape-in-indonesia-a-national-emergency/
>>51501776
>chinese-baby-getting-run-over-by-car-repeatedly.webm
>chinese-baby-getting-punted-and-stomped-in-head-repeatedly.webm
>>51501776
t. Chink
I rather be dead at that time desu
>tfw we blew it
>>51501709
RARE
India. Muh freedumz.
I choose America.
>>51502963
touche
>>51482637
>designated shitting streets
>bastard communists
>>51501860
>indian-toddler-abducted-and-gangraped.gif
>designated-shitting-streets.gif
>dead-bodies-floating-on-ganges-river.gif
Even chinks laugh at how disgusting you are, Rajeet.
>>51484828
>it doesn't have to exist, it's a symbol
Just like Poland
![comment_nLuAPGpyfnGlIieBf2VdoVxf6e0lnhWV[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jGQtDsf.jpg "comment_nLuAPGpyfnGlIieBf2VdoVxf6e0lnhWV[1].jpg")
>>51482637
China is better.
Better culture and philosophy.
>>51483670
China have cloning facility.
Our president was in china in last week and also he was check our order in this facility...
![eBOf0dx[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/LGywhI4.png "eBOf0dx[1].png")
>>51504031
![comment_b4vBfMn76UaTtyaVHhhD8j7ia5DoZsBJ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7rddiNt.jpg "comment_b4vBfMn76UaTtyaVHhhD8j7ia5DoZsBJ[1].jpg")
>>51504088
Poland will raise soon...
>>51482637
China, to flank Russia.
India and Russia would get together anyway
I choose India my feelingswise
India is much more diverse than China (multiple races, many languages and even different language families, English as a primary language, multiple religions), whereas China is much more homogeneous. So as a foreigner I think you'd be better off with Indian rule.
>>51501896
brazil is still ahead in development comapred to india and china
>>51482637
This can't be good for us
>>51504968
Because off all the poo?
>>51482637
China, obviously...
>>51504968
is india's animal the elefant or the cow
>>51504887
Brazil is also an irrelevant country that will always be in the shadow of both the US in the Americas and China/Russia/India in BRICS.
rooting for india but probably will be sided with china IRL
China because it used to be the ancient Greece of Asia.
>>51501896
How does a country with so much potential squander so many chances to be great? Porra.
>>51501071
honestly tiger is more associated with China
>>51500497
Huh she looks more SE Asian than Chink. Then again, Southern Chinks and SE Asians look similar.
>Designated
>Shitting
>Street
Combine.
>>51508032
idiot
>>51504130
Jin ping is 5'11''. Is this the Chinese NBA?
>>51482637
India. They are a solid culture, solid people, and their will to improve their country is unstoppable.
Do you think they will shit in the streets or earn 2$ an hour forever? xd
>>51518332
t. Arvind Bharbhojan
>>51518387
kek
China. Nothing would change tbqhwy
>tfw India and China used to be bros
>not friends or allies like other countries but blood brothers
>even an Indian saying that says Chinese are our brothers
>stupid shit over Tibet and Nepal ruined that relationship
>tfw India and China will never purge kebabs like they were meant to do
;_;
>>51506502
>t. Turkish rape baby
