>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""housing""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
I like all the arials and satellite dishes
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""beaches""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""shopping centres""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51480441
looks good
looks comfy tbqh lad
>>51480735
That would be fantastic if it wasn't dilapidated.
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""roads""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""weather""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51480735
never expected to see Cumbernauld posted on /int/. That whole structure is the town centre.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cumbernauld_Town_Centre
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""seaside""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea and all that is in them, and rested on the seventh day; therefore the LORD blessed the seventh day and made it holy. Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be prolonged in the land which the LORD your God gives you.
It's a sin to insult your father, USA.
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""military""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>British """""""""""""""police"""""""""""""""
Inferiority complexes as far as the eye can see
stay inferior, world.
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""rights""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51481662
even canadas getting in on the banter
>>51479008
Hasn't your gf dumped your miserable, depressed arse yet?
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""Empire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51480630
We had that exact same wind brake when i was a kid, good times
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""clubs""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""festivals""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51481662
Source?
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""summer""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""schools""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
The UK always looks like such a depressing place.
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""dental hygiene""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51482781
>american """"""""""""posting skills""""""""""""
>>51482781
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""garden""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
This obsession with britain is disturbing. Please cease
>>51483351
thanks, swissbro.
Stay jealous, world
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""flats""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""houses""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Nothing new here. England has been the shithole of the anglosphere for generations.
Average British house
USA even trying?
>>51483561
>1.75 million dollars for that house
>2 car garage
>no basement
>only 3000 square feet
Toppest kek.
>>51483561
>Lancashire
Who the fuck wants to fucking live in Lancashire, let alone pay £1100000 for a house in Lancashire?
>>51483561
This would be a middle class home in the US and only cost around 300k dollars.
>>51483754
Pakis
>>51483561
All you really did with that listing was provide another example of how shit the UK really is. That house is pretty average but costs a fucking fortune. You'd pay less than 1/5 that price for it in most areas of the US.
Good thread. Let me on this.
>British """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""citizens""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
Below-average house in the UK.
>>51483712
This'll shock an American, but in Europe, not every person has to lock away their car at night in a space-consuming garage, because of our first world crime rates.
Similarly, not everyone has to live in a suburb, because our cities are gang-run shitholes full of nothing but office buildings.
>>51483561
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""real estate""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51483854
I fucked up already thpr
>>51480630
>>51481506
>>51482385
Not enough bright red sun burned people.
>41 replies
>16 posters
USA USA USA
>>51483871
Jesus Christ look at the room dimensions on this place. Every room is the size of a small walk-in closet. You'd barely be able to fit a sofa in the living room or a double bed in the bedrooms
>>51483766
Excuse me, but USians come below most first world countries in median wealth.
>look at my giant house, dude!
>can you afford it though?
>Nope, but check out my mortgage
>say, if too many people get unpayable mortgages, don't ya think we'll start a global financial crisis
>who cares dude USA USA USA
>and won't everyone get poorer apart from the elites who'll get richer?
>WHO CARES DUDE USA USA USA USA
>and if we keep up with the wreckless spending won't we, as a nation, decline very quickly, even though we've only been at the top since ~40s?
>WHO CARES AHAHA JUST WATCH KIM KARDASHIAN TAKE ANOTEHR BBC WITH ME PRAISE MTV
I'd have more pride being from basically anywhere else on Earth than being from the cultural cesspit that is the USA.
>>51484030
>muh big houses
You just end up filling all that space with junk. Big houses are an expensive scam.
>>51484030
>8x7 ft bedrooms
>16x9 ft living room
>11x7 kitchen
>no yard
>no basement
>garage too small to fit a single car
>costs 275k dollars
hue hue hue
>>51484118
Yes, but that place isn't even livable except if you were a single person. Can't even fit a double bed in the bedrooms.
>>51484096
I think the government forgot to give me my $400,000...
>>51484096
Because our real estate costs much, much less than yours. All of your wealth is tied up in shitty houses.
Anyone else sick of seeing Amerifats in London?
They need to escape their cesspit, but London is their only option because creatures with a sub-70 IQ find it difficult to learn a second language (though most of them tell themselves they are capable of basic German).
>>51479008
>britards getting triggered
>b-b-but we can take any banter!
I guess they couldn't find a house big enough to hold all this butthurt
>Americans escaping their cesspit
http://www.propertywire.com/news/europe/first-time-buyers-uk-201304097647.html
i fucking hate the housing situation in britain,
i live in an idyllic place which is even worse than the rest of britain. i live in one of the poorest counties which at the same time has the most expensive housing on average.
a 3 bedroom cottage with a sea view where i live is around 400k, without parking space and maybe a tiny bit of garden in front of your house
i want off this ride
>>51484256
Look everyone, the br*troach thinks it's people!
Average UK house
>>51484370
>>51479008
this is the equivalent to your trailer parks (i know which i would prefer to live in)
>>51484444
I'm surprised that person's house hasn't been raided by police yet for having illegal contraband (toothpaste).
Average Englel house
>>51484513
I see the brits have stepped up to making their kucksheds out of brick.
>>51484447
Except our trailer park housing costs like 10-20k while your shitty equivalent costs about 150k
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-51135580.html
>>51484592
we have social housing m8
Roughly half the cost of the average UK house
Average UK house.
>>51484513
>>51484410
You do realize that these houses are far, far above the UK average and they are still tiny as fuck, right? According to the floor plan, these things are like 1600 square feet.
Stylish 3-level 4 bedroom for cheap.
6 bedrooms and only half a million.
>>51484723
I realise you have been blown out.
>>51484592
>paying taxes
>to pay for somebody elses' 150k house
Toppest kek
>>51484727
>340k dollars
>house that looks like 3 small walk-in closets stacked on top of each other
try harder
Average UK city
>>51484723
any house with a forecourt and more than 3 bedrooms is way above average
also with increased population the prices are only going up. when im older i wont be able to afford a house guaranteed. the question is where do i relocate to
>British""""""""""""""""""""""""""""innovations"""""""""""""""""""
The Jet Engine
The Telephone
Text Messaging
Carbon Fibre
The Internet
DNA Profiling
ATMs
Graphene
>>51484848
I went off to Canada for a couple years and then settled in the US. Bought a massive detached property for the same as I was spending on my studio in the UK.
>>51484848
Average house price is ~£259-300k.
>>51484513 This is about average.
>>51484943
>it's a homesick American starting these threads
Ahahahaha
He realised he has chosen the land of negroes and Jewish media. He is a kuckold who moved to the land of kuckoldry and he has realised he could have moved anywhere else, but he didn't because he is a kuck who likes the kuck culture.
>i-i like it here.... i-im a big fan of rap music and.... NFL... i-it's great, I s-swear
>>51484947
Sorry lad. According to official gov stats the average British home is 85 sq meters. You can't cherry pick houses from a cheaper area and then take the average price for the whole country. Stats don't work like that.
>>51485042
>homesick
Yeah, I was pretty sick of home. Frankly, the UK was shit and I had to get out. Also, I'm not a US citizen as of yet.
Please don't bully the British.
Hmm...I guess they don't make loud noise during intercourse. I bet you could hear your neighbour's fart and sneeze living THAT close to one another. At least much better than commie blocks... (~_°)
>>51485144
British housing built after WWII is essentially all commieblocks.
>>51485188
maybe in the 70s and 80s but we've realised big flats and blocks of identical houses are depressing for a couple of decades now
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""citizens""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51485306
And yet almost all of your new constructions is rows of tiny, cramped, expensive identical homes/flats.
>>51485188
We've demolished most of those, apart from in London.
>>51485354
where did you get this idea?
>>51485391
... and Birmingham.... and Manchester... and Nottingham... and all the New Towns... and...
>>51485418
From residing there.
>>51485484
>some tower blocks still exist
>this means no tower blocks have been demolished
Some of that classic American intelligence we hear so much about
>>51485524
where did you live? its relatively decent these days tbqh
And despite all of this they conquered the world.
>>51485563
>We've demolished a few tower blocks
>So this means we've demolished most of them
You mean like this? Sorry, but there are still commie tower blocks and Eastern Euro-style flats/attached homes all over the UK. Some areas have more than others, but they are very prevalent.
Average American Southern suburbia house.
>>51482192
what's wrong with this
>>51485596
Peterborough. I've returned to the UK on many occasions. Sorry to say, but it has not improved. I find it to be a dreary, bleak, absolutely miserable place. Much of it looks like what you'd expect out of some post-soviet collapse eastern euro shithole.
>>51485732
It's muddy instead of dusty
>>51485732
>Spending days up to your knees in mud, soaked with rain, sitting under the grey sky with a bunch of drug-addled bellends so you can watch a few shit commercial britrock/pop acts.
>>51485862
>and paying out the arse for the priveledge
>>51485792
well glad you escaped then
plenty of lovely areas though, dont think its great being poor in any country
>>51485862
>>51485897
Sounds like the average euro festival
>>51485921
Which is why I'll never again be going to a euro festival.
>>51485862
>spending days absolutely fucked on xtc and alcohol is somehow worse than spending ten hours on the perfect instagram festival selfie
>>51485988
Festivals, and the people that go to them, in general are shit. However, I'd take one with dry weather and sun in the US over the muddy messes that are Euro festivals.
>>51485969
Shame, you can't even have fun because it's muddy. Mud is part of the fun.
>>51486047
You must be autistic. The festival people are fun.
>>51486078
>Mud is part of the fun
No.
>festival people are fun.
Doubly no.
>>51485915
Moved to South Carolina. Best decision I've ever made. Get more sun in one month that we got all year back home.
>>51486228
celts are perfectly content with british levels, my dark skinned friend
>>51486303
I used to think the weather was fine too. Then I started taking holidays abroad and realized how absolutely shit it is.
>British """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""television""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51486995
This guy looks like he is a total cunt. What's his story.
having a sensible chuckle to this thread right now tbqh
>>51487279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jqo7UXFTIVs
he's a pleb comedian that used to be a doctor
>>51487405
Jesus, that's awful.
>>51487405
Does anyone actually watch this? How does it stay on the air?
>>51487405
This is borderline-retarded. How did this guy ever earn a medical license?
>>51484847
That's terrible.
Why can't euros into heights either.
>>51487405
Did he earn his doctorate in dumb, unfunny shit?
>>51484550
Have you ever been to England senpai? Don't think I saw a house made of anything made out of anything other than brick for the 20 years I lived there, and then I moved to this shithole and everything's fucking wooden.
Hi.
>>51488142
Hello
>>51488170
Is it me you're looking for?
>>51488188
because I wonder where you are
>>51487945
Because our cities are made of beautiful historical buildings and anything too tall would completely destroy the skyline
>>51484526
>>51484482
>>51484397
>>51486228
Most of us hate excessive sunlight though.
>>51488443
No such thing as long as your don't get burned.
Lol OP is a jealous faggot
I realised a long time ago that the UK is superior
>>51488886
Nice proxy, Nigel.
Britain fucking sucks lel
>>51489033
You're a proper faggot
>Country 1% of the size
>20% of the population
I wonder why land is so fucking expensive? We have the population of France in half the area. If this goes on much longer we'll reach Japan tier.
>>51489898
British houses are already smaller than those in Japan. It is already too late.
>>51489958
>British houses are already smaller than those in Japan
Japan has a lot of big old houses in the countryside inhabited by old people only. The majority live in commieblocks in cities.
>>51486078
>The festival people are fun.
lel no
I don't usually buy into the normie bullshit but fuck off fuccboi
>british ""women""
>>51484096
Holy shit, why is everyone else so poor?
>>51490341
The chart is pretty much total bullshit. If you really think that Italians are the 5th most wealthy and that Greeks are more wealthy than Germans and Swedes, I've got a bridge to sell you.
>>51483561
even cherry picked houses from the UK look shit lmao
>>51490473
>I've got a bridge to sell you.
which i could probably buy with all my C.A.S.H.
this thread is pure, unfiltered autism
this is all just the epitome of autism. well done, lads. full marks.
>>51490630
Sorry, Ausfriend, your dollars aren't worth anything anymore.
>>51490714
that chart is measured in USD, lad
>>51490668
>australian """"banter"""
>>51490732
but if you were to adjust it for what our dollar is buying it's still ~300k which would put us at 2nd, however the euro is also pretty low compared to the USD so we all kind of just move down
>>51490733
not banter lad but you're all just comparing houses which is a bit funny
>>51490772
British housing is no laughing matter
good thread, I had a good laugh out of this one.
>>51490473
It's true though. Germans tend to rent their homes whereas Greek people own and pass down through their family.
The US gets shafted because stuff is so cheap here. I grew up on a multi acre plot with a 3500 sqft house that sold for around $275000. In most parts of Europe that probably would've gone for much more
>>51482913
>British """"""""""""""""""" comebacks"""""""""""""""""
>>51491497
Yes, but that wealth is never really accessible. Having a high net worth, but with it all tied to a single asset that you cannot sell (or can sell but would need to buy/ rent equally inflated asset to replace it) doesn't really make you wealthy. All it does is artificially inflate your net worth. This is especially negative with European real estate tax rates.
>>51491873
t /biz/
>british """""""""""huamans"""""""""""""
Pipe down. The Britfags are about to wake up.
>>51487405
Jesus fucking christ
That was some of the worst shit I've ever had to watch
>>51495299
British television (and most television in general, really) is pretty shit.
>>51489109
>proper
Brit detected
>>51487405
>>british """""""""""television"""""""""""""
Seriously though. That is awful. Who would watch this?
>>51481257
This triggers me so much
>>51481795
lel
>>51481834
good job OP, the bongs and the teaboos are fanny flustered (hehe fanny)
>adding a shitload of quote marks around a word now constitutes as banter
>>51484849
>The Internet
No, the internet is American.
WWW is British
Lol, ITT brits are posting """"""average"""""" british houses.
>>51483871
>British """"""""""""""""space""""""""""""""""
![1409800907968[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dHOQe7X.jpg "1409800907968[2].jpg")
>>51496179
This, it looks utterly retarded. Who is it for anyway. People that may miss the initial "? So you just post a few in case there's people who read a sentence and go "oh shit what's going on here, I hope they slow down because my eyes are moving faster than I can read" half-way trough?
>>5148238
What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
>>51482385
What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?
>>51481925
Still more than you have big boy
>>51495866
>Seriously though. That is awful. Who would watch this?
Old people who want to watch inoffensive and shit comedy on saturday night, he hosts You've Been Framed in England as well which I know exists in America as American's Funniest Home Videos and is just as shit. It was on ITV which is easily the worst of the lot.
>>51483500
That looks ok
>>51496255
Jesus, this was pretty retarded even for a Swede.
>>51496255
It's supposed to be that thing people do with their fingers, when they do it several times before they utter their irony.
>>51496369
You know your housing is pretty fucking bad when a Mexican says that it is "OK".
>>51488170
>>51488188
>>51488258
Adele is absolute trash.
>>51496400
Obviously, but that doesn't make it any less retarded.
>>51485693
Hahaha, to be fair, north DFW is mad wealthy. Used to live in a million dollar house in Southlake, myself.
I would love to live in a British house to be honest.
>>51479008
> American daddy issues
350 years later and they're still not over it. Ahahahaha
>>51496646
>NZ
>had to be let go
>didn't even fight for their freedom
>>51496690
Unlike you we cared about loyalty. Why fight the hand that feeds you
>Muh taxes
Oh boo hoo
Throwing your temper tantrum and needing to get the French navy to help you is so treacherous I can't even believe you celebrate it,. Your country was started by terrorists and the French. If you didn't resort to treachery, you would have turned out so much better.
>>51485837
fark looks like a dream right here
>>51496804
Why are kiwis such c*cks?
>>51479008
I like the uniformity of British houses. I remember watching the first Harry Potter movie as a kid and thinking the houses in Privet drive looked really cool.
>all the angry bongs in this thread
stay mad, you sadsacks
>>51496104
>He doesnt know about the Brit-gf Yank
It's a yank with a Brit gf of 10 years who refuses to move with him to the US, while he despises life in Britain.
Instead of doing something constructive, like either dumping her and moving on or resloving himself to living in the UK, he periodically starts shitposting threads on /int/ to release the bottled resentment.
Pretty funny, Tвн fдm
>>51483561
>2.2 million dollarydoos
>life is suffer
to all the faggots posting dead eagles etc.
i'd rather get shot in 'murrica than "live" in the UK.
>>51479008
Legend
morning
>>51481257
It's actually quite easy to navigate if you know how to use a roundabout
>>51483712
>Ameripoors
I think public housing looks fucking shit everywhere
>>51483754
me 2bh
>t. live in Lancashire and less than 500 meters from £1.5 million houses
>>51480735
We like things dilapidated. It's the whole post-imperial malaise mindset, you wouldn't understand,
>>51484256
>Bolton
No thanks
>>51484410
>Preston
lmao
>>51496907
>morals
>keks
Pick one faggot.
>>51485792
>Hello I am from the Midlands
>>51487745
>>51495866
It's ITV so Working Class Northern Scum
This thread made me a bit upset desu.
Brits have smelly carpet everywhere, even in the bathroom. And staricases are so small, i wonder how those fat wankers do not all trip to their deaths on them.
>>51500251
And in pubs, who the fuck thinks its a good idea to lay carpets in pubs? Do not forget their rat infestet warm water system.
>>51481353
Why does every pleb get a mountain bike? You don't need a fucking mountain bike if you're popping to the shops or w/e
>>51485862
>bellends
Spotted the Brit on holiday. Never EVER heard a yank use bellend.
>>51499904
>meters
It's metres not meters you yank cunt, leave this thread immediately.
>>51485837
>not wanting a mad max style desert concert
what's wrong with you nederlander?
Rate my house /int/
>>51500468
literally AND unironically lived in yankland haha
>>51484096
damage control
>>51500539
pleb/10
>>51484096
holy shit iceland debt what
>>51484727
Wtf how come brits even fit in there?
Why do you need a massive house? Don't you know how to be comfy?
>>51500950
Britain is fucked. 95% of the population occupy 5% of the land. The rest is largely owned by the descendants of lords and dukes and what not. This country is a shithole. It's bleak, miserable and not beautiful at all. Only natural areas are pretty but nature sucks in general. There's a massive class divide here and it reflects in every aspect of British life.
>>51496179
>burgerian """""""""banter"""""""""""""'
>>51500539
Could be okay, really depends on your neighbors.
>>51484550
Everything is brick here, unlike your shitty wooden homes that get blown away in storms
>>51485862
Fucking hell, you're autistic as fuck, i'd rather go camp in a field, listen to drum and bass and get fucked on ketamine that go to a shitty dusty desert with bunch of twats posting selfies on instagram and shouting about how they popped their first "molly"
>>51486078
Based Dutch guy gets it, getting fucked on drugs for 3 days in a muddy field is great
>>51505425
We have brick homes here, many are made of wood. We can build what we want, if we want brick we can build it, and do it for much cheaper than most other countries. Materials are very cheap here, also land is cheaper. You can get a big brick house here with a big yard much cheaper than you could in Europe.
My wood house is 140 years old, and will last many more, not everybody lives in tornado alley
>>51505570
Sounds awful, tbqh
>>51500539
Jesus, that look grim. These look worse than the shitty grad student housing at my college.
>>51506812
maybe to an autist like you
>>51483561
>Preston
Lmao u can keep ur nice house in ur shit city
>>51506910
Sorry, I don't particularly fancy hanging about in a big sloppy mess with a bunch of awful neds and hipster faggots who are off their heads on party drugs while listening to shitty music.
Murican """""""""""""cities""""""""""""""
>>51507959
faggot me
>>51507840
That's just like, your opinion dude
If you dont wanna fuck sloots in your tents while on acid, you must just be a gay autist brah
Murican """"""""""""cuisine"""""""""""""
>>51508068
People who go to festivals are universally terrible.
>>51508083
Looks delicious, tbqh
murican """"""""""freedom""""""""""""""
>>51508115
You just sound autistic though tbqh
Did you spend your youth locked away in your room playing videogames and wanking by any chance?
murican """"""""""""diversity"""""""""""""""
murican """""""""""""""security"""""""""""""""""
>>51484342
>George Clooney, with infinite sexual options chose to marry a 37 year-old lawyer chick and purchase her next home
>you will never be able to gold dig this hard
murican """"""""""""politicians""""""""""""""""
>>51508083
>>51508255
>>51508326
>>51508363
I think you are in the wrong thread
House thread, post your shitty commieblock and contribute
>>51508326
Spain is the last one who should be talking shit.
>>51508258
not who you replied to but i went to a lot of festivals when i was younger and had fun
but at the same time looking back on it there are a lot of shit people at those things
>>51495866
yeah you've made your point with your samefagging, riley
murican """""""""""""""history"""""""""""""""""
>>51483871
It's more to do with protecting your car from the elements. Keep in mind crime is non-existent here, meaning where I live, and also keep in mind it's a big country, San Francisco to Detroit is farther away than Paris is to Moscow.
>>51487405
fucking love tv burp
theres only one way to find out.. FIGHTT
murican """"""""""""""transport""""""""""""""""""
