last : look in archive xD
sup balkanlars ?
Are modern Macedonians actually related to ancient Macedonians like Philip and Alexander?
>>51448848
Yes.
Alexander was actually my great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
I know where his tomb i also.
>>51448876
Post pics
>>51448952
You will come to bring """""""""""""freedom""""""""""""""" if i do.
>>51448848
>Are modern Macedonians actually related to ancient Macedonians like Philip and Alexander?
>>51448807
1st for europe is officially dead and leaving as fast as possible
Never forget your balkan traditions, lads
>>51449395
>>51450123
1st thing that tatar and orthodox turk do in the morning is they shill against Macedonia
success breeds jealousy
>>51450435
Hush anticki, hush
Just let us annex you before Bulgaria :3
>>51450567
stfu lesbos
shouldnt you be offering your ass for a sandwich ?
>>51450021
come to australia papadopolous
we need some new greek restaurants, the second generation run ones are shit and overpriced
>>51450647
Nono, that's what your girls do here, not ours :DD
>>51450705
are we the one who are bankrupt ?
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/young-greek-women-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-new-study-shows/2015/11/27/c469695e-94d9-11e5-b5e4-279b4501e8a6_story.html
>tfw im taking a condom and 10 sandwiches and ill have the time of my life next weekend
>>51450760
>he will fuck 10 times with the same condom
macedonian contraception methods dbi
he'll prolly turn it inside out after each time too, for better protection
>>51450760
>tfw no source
:(
>>51450800
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3337243/Teenage-prostitutes-selling-sex-price-sandwich-Greece-s-crippling-recession-pushes-prices-time-low.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/love-sex/young-women-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-in-greece-a6751061.html
http://www.hindustantimes.com/world/greek-girls-selling-sex-for-the-price-of-a-sandwich-study/story-JlVvAyx1FrT5x0ISAAdXaO.html
>>51450793
hey ill be doing them a favor by planting my seed in their orthodox turk women
>>51450760
http://www.tovima.gr/society/article/?aid=757758
The same guy who did the research proves his sayings have been misquoted. Try harded, anticki :3
>>51450855
he was such an qt dbi
if he was a qt shy grill that'd have been even better dbi
>>51450850
nigger that is not a source, the professor that made the study denies anything like this
you're just posting your fantasies like usual
Laughing hard at the skopjan virgin boy
Come,they are waiting
>>51450881
>tfw greek mafia roofies him, takes his bubregs and sells them to the albo mafia
>>51450875
>>51450855
>this denial
top lel
OK YOU WIN LESBOS
Your woman don't fuck for a sandwich but for a sandwich AND A HALF.
ANOTHER GLORIOUS VICTORY THE THE GREEKS
>>51450902
>can't discern primary sources from yellow press
CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>look at flag
oh, right
>>51450902
>feeding greeks
>instead of heading over to ur local shqip neighborhood and fucking a qt albozerg for free
Ohayoo /balk/, let's do our BEST today!!
>>51450946
just 20 years ago it'd have been unthinkable to have weeaboos in east europe
now it's just lol
>>51450869
That video he shot in his cars proves he was total nuts and he should have been put into an asylum. Sad tbhonest
>>51450902
The only fact is right now, there are Greek business owners in the Republic of Macademia that pay you 1€/hr. That's even less than the cost of a cheese pie and unlike the article you posted this one happens IRL :DD
>>51450929
GREEK DAMAGE CONTROL CANT MAKE THIS UP
A SANDWICH
I MIGHT EVEN GET MOTHER-DAUGHTER ORGY IF I GIVE THEM FAMILY PIZZA.
>>51450937
>puting my benis in mudslime bagina
i dont want to die of aids and syphilis
>>51451006
>I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>51451006
Nigger,the tranny that will accept your 2 euro in greece will not have just aids and syphilis ,she will also buttfuck you
Better go to the albanian neighbourhood
>>51451006
>albos don't even have statistics on AIDS
>only 2600 albos tested
http://www.euro.who.int/__data/assets/pdf_file/0007/188746/Albania-HIVAIDS-Country-Profile-2011-revision-2012-final.pdf?ua=1
lmfao
>>51451006
>puting my benis in mudslime bagina
>i dont want to die of aids and syphilis
>monkeydonians wouldn't bang this
>>51451157
desu the only nice thing about her are her almond eyes, nothing else is really special in pic
>go to greece
>when i enter their custom the police officers take my car's licence plate and eat them since they are starving
>proceed into the horde of 20k mudslimes who are trying to enter our country but they cant since we have a fence
>arrive in thesaloniki and suddently a group of 20 greek hooligans try to beat me and spray paint my car "fyrom"
>little do they know im from my tatar capital Ohrid and like a true Bulgarian i always have a rolls of bread in me to feed the swans when i walk by my lake
>throw the bread rolls in the street and the hooligans fight over them and use the spray paint to add more flavor to their meal since it might be the only one for the next 2 weeks
>proceed to any house i find
>ask the father to show me all of his daughters
>pick the best one
>throw a sandwich on the floor as i take down my pants
>the girl takes down her panties and leans on any furniture they have left
>i fuck her in front of her family and she moans and the rest of the family spreads the sandwich in equal pieces for everyone
>as i cum 6 hours later i dress up, pet the girls little brother on the head and throw him 2 more bread rolls.
>tear of joy in his eyes
>i make my way to my glorious city
CANT MAKE THIS UP
>>51451248
>>51451186
Νταξει άσχημη δε τη λες, αλλα kάτσε να μπεηταρουμε λίγο το βλαkα
Literally, Skopjans are the biggest neckbeards of our region :-D
>>51451248
thanks for the bread
>>51450664
thanks bro, actually australia is on the top of my list on account of the similar weather
Greek and macedonian banter is supreme
Top kek m8
>>51451478
That and there is a fuckton of people of Greek extraction living in different parts of Aus. Melbourne especially.
>>51448952
He wont post pics cuz the tomb is probably in Greece
>>51451755
not so fond of radioactive spider sharks tho
>>51448807
>last : look in archive xD
>xD
Jesus Christ you cringy lazy fag, go back to leddit
>>51451914
That's just a bunch of shit perpetuated by foreigners who've never actually been here. Unless you live in an area near a decent amount of bushland or wetland, the only animals you're likely to see day-to-day are cats, dogs and muslims.
>>51451983
i think he meant to trigger ppl, anon
>>51451248
>>51451993
i like you
>>51451248
holy shit the banter is real, how can Grease even recover from this
>>51452038
Greece on suicide watch
>>51452012
Why the fuck do the Macedonians always want to trigger people? Are they the IRL meme nation?
>>51452080
>Memedonia
>>51451755
https://youtu.be/VpjkS_Jq3ZU?t=799
13:20 - typical greek driver in loyk, Melbourne loyk.. yanknow?
>>51451248
>as i cum 6 hours later
>taking 6 hours to cum
Gotta watch out for the deathgrip, Mladenovski.
>>51452117
accurate af
>>51452117
>loyk
I don't know what this is.
Other than that you've posted based Pizza and based Giannopolous. So thanks for that trip down memory lane.
>>51452180
yaknow, loyk.. when loyk you guys keep, loyk.. saying loyk all the time, yaknow?
>>51452203
Oh, now I get you... Kind of like noice, right?
>waking up to thankUusa feeling full of friendship and peace
how better can life be
>mfw some Skopjians thinks that a petty fence will hold the brown horde
>mfw a ladder selling gypsy from Salonica will get rich from the Skopjian stupidity
>>51452250
wire cutter will suffice
>>51452288
your mother needs it more
>>51452250
>>mfw some Skopjians thinks that a petty fence will hold the brown horde
It wont, we all know Greeks can pass here with just their passports.
>>51452316
Gotta be honest. I would love to fuck a woman like that if disease and theft weren't both serious possibilities.
>>51452288
No i wont give you a sandwich
Its against the rules to give food to the gypsies desu
>>51452316
Lmao ROMAnia #rekt
>>51452338
well played
:DD
>>51452371
>butthurt passes for banter in Greece
Poor attempts
>>51452385
>be butthurt
>call others butthurt
good one
>>51452371
>>51452370
prostitute in romania is 35 euro for half on hour
prostitute in greece is 2 euro for half an hour
so you guys really are moldova-poor tier at this point
>>51452416
>prostitute in romania is 35 for half an hour
your roma sisters here are begging for it tho
>>51452416
>Romanian """""""banter"""""""
>>51452224
ye yee, koynd of loyk noice
We have the sexiest camo in the balkans, prove me wrong.
>>51452416
>35 euros to fuck a gypsy
Lmao the ROMAnian game is strong. Do they accept CopperCard? I heard you use it instead of Mastercard over there
>>51452447
I can't remember having ever heard a Bulgarian person speak English, so I have nothing to retort with. But I'm guessing it sounds like everybody else from the Balkans.
>>51452416
>prostitute in greece is 2 euro for half an hour
And here's me without enough money for a trip to Greece.
>>51452643
coppercard
>>51452755
samefag ecks dee
>>51452868
>itt delusions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt2nIgecs1I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYjt1-TEQk4
Daily reminder that Shkupi eshte shqiptare
>>51452385
>poor attempts
>poor
Kek literally
Sorry greece
>>51452908
I wish it had subtitles
>>51452908
Seriously, the called that dick gargling a language?
>>51452908
>albos glorify a bunch of brain dead hooligans getting btfo by police
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBdVzSgYfnA
HOLY FUCK ALBOS PLEASE TRANSLATE
>>51453040
>>51453097
>>51453005
>you will behead infidels in your lifetime
feels good man
>>51453180
>mfw you will feed moslimans bacon in your life time
>>51453147
>Carigrad is Albanian
>>51453097
squip fears the samurai
>inb4 greeks try to steal the electricity from our fence
>>51453840
>>51453840
Ayy lmao
>>51453840
why are we hating on our Ethiopian neighbors again?
>>51453840
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>51453937
cos they're closer to ashkenazis than any and all other european ethnicities
>>51453968
Come to the vault to get your shekel goyim
>>51453968
meh don't feel like bantering, so I'll just slip this in:
Greece's mom is so poor, she can't pay attention.
>you will never liberate Macedonia and march for your Tsar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OA-0k8zXxiY
>mfw
>>51453968
>>51454010
>jews have at least 200.000 euros to give to every child they have after he turns 18
>greeks literally have to sell their daughters for a sandwich
Something is not right with ur math senpai
>>51454045
November 30th, 2015, the day Greece got bantered to death
>>51454075
im just getting started little s*rbshit
whole day is ahead of me
>>51454045
We keep our shekels under our mattresses desu.
We reached such high levels of jewery that we dont even give them to our children.
Let alone use them to pay taxes and shit.
>>51454116
>srbshit
>me
ermm no >>51454039
>>51454133
>We keep our shekels under our mattresses
>our mattresses
When i come to fuck ur women for a sandwich there is next to no-furniture let alone a mattress.
You aint fooling noone.
>>51454133
>implies he has mattresses
nice try, senpai
>>51454039
one day..
>>51454178
Holy shit FYROM is on a roll today.
>>51454178
dude you cant even get out of your basement.
The albanian keeps the keys to the door while he fucks your sister in the next room
>>51451248
a week later
>i travel to greece again
>the situation is ever worse
>they use our electric fence to fry the rats that they managed to capture in order to eat some meat
>i go to the same family again
>i see the little boy sitting before the house and i wing at him just as pass him buy and toss a bread roll behind my shoulder
>i can hear him crying in joy
>the father sees me, greets me and tells his daughter to prepare herself
>little does he know i have other plans for today
>i offer him a FAMILY SIZED PIZZA to have an orgy with his both daughters and his wife
>he doubted at first, but after smelling the pizza he agreed
>i started fucking his wife and both of his daughters as he was licking off the toppings of the pizza in the corner
>after 10 hours i finally came
>then they all sat together, his wife and daughters exhausted and barely alive ofcourse and enjoyed the pizza
what a great day it was /balk/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKaY5W2vzCI
>>51454321
so that's why nigger pimps in greece are so fat..
What the hell has happened in here, senpaitachi?
>>51454321
I unironically got a semi reading that
10/10
>>51454851
Is that your sister Georgios? Ill take her for a plate of moussaka, and ill reward her with an xxl makedonska nadenica.
>>51454851
Ignore : >>51454950
Listen to my offer :
>3 jars of ajvar
>1 medium sized pizza
>0.5l coca cola
>>51455030
>>3 jars of ajvar
What, thats too much. You can get an entire harem of Greek girls for that. I fold, you can take her.
>>51454039
shiiiiiet
>>51454349
What is мaйнo
>>51454039
Superior version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thpVEQkgVF4
>>51455191
Meant for >>51454349
YES !
FINALLY FOUND IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNIidTUFstw&ab_channel=solexes2
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNIidTUFstw&ab_channel=solexes2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNIidTUFstw&ab_channel=solexes2
>tfw you will never be loved by macedonia after liberating it from the fascist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWnBhflQTvw
>>51455506
why did every one look so comfy back then
>>51455143
people who are not from Sofia
>>51455888
>>51455143
im 80% sure its people who ARE from sofia
>>51455902
i actually think its people who are from Plovdiv
>>51456010
oh right yes, shopi were sofia
fuckin bulgarian phrases
>>51455844
cause yugoslavia
>>51455902
maina = plovdiv niggers
>>51456122
>taller than Bulgaria
>still smaller benis
:((
>>51456186
I can't believe some men could live with themselves if they had a 13 cm one
>>51456186
its only 1,04 cm smaller
>>51456234
13cm is like global average tho
14cm here
>>51456122
Mofo, most are SELF_REPORTED.
>>51456266
>9.66cm Korea
JUST
also leave it to Bulgarians to lie about their penis size
:^)
>>51456266
>that india and indonesia height
>>51456266
just the strikingly gargantuan ones, you are still shrimps
>>51456266
>Korea, North
>Measured
>>51456266
>not measured
>countries that don't have a penis inspection day
Hm
>>51456620
A fat 60 year old nurse in a clinic that looked more like a prison grabbed my balls on mine a decade ago
Wonder if it's changed
>>51454039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMKg-E7YVpU&feature=youtu.be&t=183
serbs are literally asking to be killed tbqh
>>51456478
>mfw shorter than average but bigger dick
>>51456864
souce pls what is this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4JGUxlCroY
she's playing dota now
>be greek
>literally lie your way into the EU
>no connection to ancient greeks since you've been raped by t*rkish hordes
>economy going to the shitter
>refuse to pay denbts because you're literally niggers
>>51457363
>getting midas as the 4th item
trashed
>>51457488
>small peepee problems
>>51457424
holy fuck
>>51457488
>be romanian
>have 12 cm penis
>the end
>>51457520
he only reks w LD anyway
>>51457582
delet this.
are we all just romans
>>51457684
romulans
>>51457529
>>51457569
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*looks for gyros*
SO U BE SAYIN
*lies to get in EU*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*takes loan*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*buys submarines*
U BE SAYIN
*refuses to pay debt*
HOL UP HOL UP
*checks his turkish dna*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*loses constantinopole*
SO U BE SAYIN
*protests against germany*
WE SUM FINNA
GOLDEEEEEEEEEN DAWNNNNNNN
SHIEET
>>51457951
>>51457951
beutiful
>>51457693
>>51457582
>>51457424
based lad
>>51457951
>>51458131
Top kek lad. But why the buthurt?
>>51457488
>his GDP per Capita is lower than
>FUCKING
>GABON
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>51457363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swHbl6d6-00
kek
>mfw balkanlar gyposlavs try to shit on glorious western european HELLENES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89vkkysQ8f8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ctzm5ahCxSM
This people browse too much /int/.
>>51458362
i'm sure i'm going to cringe, i'll pass
>>51458131
ayyyyyyyyyy lei lei lei lei la e elada bomba dibi dali domba
>>51458362
nah i won't watch this
>>51458304
first minute in I already lost it
>>51458340
Because they're jealous irrelevant shitholes that's why.
>>51458340
ELADA GIVE ME LIMUNADA
>>51458362
>mfw they look EXACTLY THE SAME
b-but we wuz ancient hellenians n shit,need more money fo muh 10000 euro pensions....
>>51457194
>our way is marked out we will be true to the entente and die honorably
>the king himself marches along the lines under fucking dire
>BASED SERBIANS
>>51458565
>Gypos thinking they're pure descendants of Romans
Everytim
wew lads
what is this rude shitflinging
>>51458793
where's muh constantinopole? How can you lose it?
>>51458882
>>51458882
FUCK OFF
FUUUCK OFF
>>51458793
>turkish rapebaby thinks he has any connection to ancient greeks
here, have a pie for your efforts
>>51458882
what's up senpai
>>51459028
disgusting, can you even burek my friend
>>51458265
>>51458340
>LE ECONOMIC DECLINE
>>51459103
ew romanian poorfags, how can you even afford gold teeth in pics
>>51459028
Southern Greek mate, we're not comparable to those poorfag islanders.
Not to mention that we've been under Venetian rule for over 600 years.
God Bless Italians desu
>mfw I can go RIGHT NOW and make an order at Subway that will be made by a professional sandwich artist
>greeks have to LITERALLY prostitute themselves for it
you can't make this shit up
>>51459283
>t. Cretarab
Also your shit island has been called
EMIRATE OF CRETE
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>51459315
you just did lol
>>51459283
this guy has white facial features
meanwhile this one >>51457951 is niggery af
>>51459283
Mainlanders* at least shitpost right.
>>51459103
>romanians are happy that they are so much worse off than the worst real european country
>tfw the gypsy narrator has a qt3.14 wife and white son
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M20Df-UYaxU
>>51459377
Hi Corfu.
>>51459462
>>51459462
She's not very white.
>>51459039
sup lad, good to know that my fingers were awful back then too
it feels like the nails are about to fall off
is there a foot doctor? there is right?
>>51459562
Yeah, there is, I don't think she can help you though. I had an accident and my nail went a bit sideways into flesh and I had to take an operation, I'm guessing it's for situations like that more.
But she/he can still give you advice.
>>51459462
who said romanians aren't white
my tatar friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQQgb5hXQGU
>>51459315
That happens only to Balkanar rapeseed mainlanders.
Islanders are rich and they're the ones that try to fix the economy they produce olive oil, cheese and high quality wine.
>>51459755
islanders are inbred and ugly though
>>51459755
hi corfu
how is this not the greatest country on earth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv1AqwzRkeE
>>51459462
>This film makes me sick, we romanians are not like the people in this video, actually we are cleaner than fucking brits, english people smell and this is why we romanians will never go to this fucking country, only the gypsies will go to your gypsi country, this is it for me, you can just fuck off and fuck England, you will never have nothing to do with us romanians you fucking retards, showing my country as a dump and as gypsies, british are:
1 -pedofiles
2 - terrorists
3 - gypsies
4 - woman are prostitutes
CHANNEL 4 GO AND FUCK OFF AND ALL ROMANIA TELLS YOU FUCK YOUR RACIST TV SHOW.
>>51459755
''Excuse me but I'm Cretarab, therefore I'm 100% white! God bless Venetian! ''
>>51459994
Are being irong, fyromite friend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e00TPb9HmI
>>51459755
>m-muh olive oil, m-muh eco farms, m-muh genetic pureness
You islanders are the same everywhere ahahahahaha
>>51460285
*are you being ironic
cannot type today
>>51459755
WE
WUZ
MINOANS
N
SHIT
>americans
https://youtu.be/XEVlyP4_11M?t=1486
holy shit
>>51460137
>God bless Venetian
not
>God bless the Doge
>>51459755
>mainlander trolling attempt
eww
>>51460611
what year is this?
>>51460611
>watching john oliver in 2015
come the fuck on
>>51460285
No we don't get that world class entertainment here, I meant it
>>51460611
watch citizenfour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiGwAvd5mvM
>>51460673
i do too, it's actually pretty ok
>>51460611
>muh diiiiiiiiiick
>>51460692
>watching blatant propaganda
COME ON!
>>51460778
yeah he was dead wrong on the refugee one, but otherwise hes pretty funny I guess, I like how he gets Snowden's message out there, Americans would burn down the NSA if they knew they had dickpic access, its pathetic
>>51460686
Snowden seems like a great guy desu, shame he has to hide out for the rest of his life because NSA-shits
>>51460848
amerishoots are actually subservient to the gubmint,they only pretend to hate it
>>51460778
he's an insufferable bourjois leftist but kinda funny, and many "leftist" positions on issues like corruption or security or freedom of speech etc are legitimate and have nothing to do with sjw-ness
>>51460953
sometimes you look at these time square or random interviews in the south, and you think: how can this country, which is supposed to be the sole superpower even function?
no wonder mexicans are taking their jobs m8
>>51460848
the migrants segment was one of the most discusting, one sided, manipulative piece of shit "journalism" I have ever seen. Anything his show does can't be trusted after that. He even called the slovacks racists because they don't have mosques and it's 2015 and they should build some. It was hilarious...
>>51461079
the only country without mosques at this moment, in the whole world, is Cuba m8
based
>>51460952
I don't think the guy mattered that much desu, or russia needed some NSA admin from an island to tell them shit lel
>>51461011
suburban american whites are usually smarter than western europeans, they go to separate schools and all. top and bottom of society there is like day and night
>>51461079
>>51461108
nvm...
http://www.dailysabah.com/nation/2015/07/10/a-little-mosque-from-turkey-for-cubas-muslims-goes-a-long-way
>>51461194
Based Turkey.
can you guess where Iceland's muslims come from?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Iceland
> Iceland's Muslim population is of diverse origins, including people born in the Arab world, Albania, Africa, and Iceland.[11]
Good morning /balk/
>>51461297
starting work early my greek friend?
>>51461349
Work?
>>51448876
>>51449395
>>51450435
One of my favourite pics
>>51461297
enjoy sunshine, brother
>>51461297
How can you get up at 4PM and not feel devastated? Every time I wake up past 11AM, I feel like I skipped 30 years of my life and every single joint in my body aches. You see outside, fresh or tired people strolling down the street, cars driving, people rushing somewhere, taxis stopping, buses picking one tour after the next and you just stand still, as if you didn't even live in the same world as these people
>>51461435
>/pol/
shitty board tb.h, but how is that unusual? theres plenty of redpilled makes
>tfw I feel sad for Snowden now
>>51461466
that's how every day feels even without waking up past 11
>>51461297
good one
>>51461567
>>51461567
You're doing something though. A small wheel in a grand design
>>51461079
what's happening in that webm?
>>51461466
I study at a university though and doing sufficiently good, I just thought I would take some time today to sleep.
My sleep schedule is fucked though.
>>51461728
>what's happening in that webm?
French people being stronk as usual
>>51461728
baguette salesman is passing by
>>51461742
Studying/working or not, my post still stands. How can people, who haven't partied all night or did some other physical activity, sleep until this hour?
How long did you sleep, and was it in "one piece"?
>>51461194
secular
>>51461728
googled "french trample candles"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbmmeW35sIY
idk what spooked em tho