>mfw my life is going nowhere fast and the only skill I have in the world is masturbating
At least you're not a spic
So? You have nothing to worry about. Your welfare state will protect you.
If you fail in America, you die.
Fucking crybaby.
>driving to shitty dead end job
>see flag waving near government building
>literally a fucking leaf
>I can never escape the memes
>mfw I'm an educational and social failure that has nothing to lose but my being when committing suicide or finally snapping
>mfw friends and family would be devastated and confused by my sudden death, given that I only ever vent anonymously online
>mfw memes and shitposting are my only enjoyable hobbies, next to shooting, crying and masturbating
>mfw no gf
>mfw no car
>mfw indebted at 21
>mfw not buying presents for another christmas
>mfw only white guy in a recently, primarily hispanic area
>mfw too beta to beg on the side of the road, though i know thats the only way i could buy presents for my nieces
>mfw regret the only relationship I had
>mfw this post gets hidden
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>>51444930
I am so sorry. Theres always hope though, start out small, find a little something in each moment that makes life worth living. Im sure our nieces will be understanding if you cant get anything for them this year.
>>51444992
thanks weed island
im not even around them enough to know what they want this year
what do kids even like besides electronics
>>51445064
get them some big black dildos that vibrate
>>51445093
>sweden
If I spent enough time looking for a decent job as i have looking for porn, i would have a really great job
>>51444555
Getting double-trips is a skill OP
>>51445093
>sw*den
>>51445064
Stuffed animals are always nice and sentimental.
>>51445093
Sven pls.
>>51444836
> tfw i actually am a dirty spic and I'll never even know what it's like to hold a girl's hand
>>51445258
>tfw worst spic species and I get laid all the time
>tfw can't get those suicidal thoughts out of my head
>just ignore them
>>51444555
so many crybabies in this thread
