Culture Pals: Talking with QTs using Aussie slangs Edition
Come meet qts from around Oceania, give them the Didgeridoo, practice your aussie slang skills, hangout with other /ocker/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new kangaroos to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about drongo kiwi qts, share replies from slang pastas, spit the dummy about qts, etc.
interpals.net
OP pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
Old Thread:
>>51409446
>>51409446
>>51409446
>Weeaboo Somali named Mohamed
/mohakun
That's kinda funny, what a combination.
First for her~
>>51441642
OI 1st for ebin edition m8
>American qts
No such thing
22nd for no ebin German meme name edition
>still no dubs
>>51442177
>>51442177
noice
>>51442177
>>51442233
>mfw triple dubs
>>51442233
>>51442256
fugg
so close to duble triple dubs
>>51441919
You could have suggested me that Guenter, I asked for suggestions on the last bread
>>51441642
fixed
>>51442177
dubs are for fags
>>51442177
>>51442233
>>51442403
Sick fix, cunt
>>51442442
>zo negatief zijn
if I get dubs then no more dubposting
>>51442413
vini i genuinely like your autism in giving reaction pics aptonyms (speaking names).
blease show list-view of youre folder.
>also czech obviously
edit:
>>51442500
FUUUUUUUGGGGGGG
>>51442500
>>51442488
>>51442500
DOUBLE DUBS AGAIN!
>>51442500
its over lads..
officially no more dubs
>>51442523
>>51442507
>>51442531
>>51442543
Sorry lads
>>51442544
>>51442544
>>51442544
>>51442544
>>51442378
>>51442413
>>51442462
>>51442531
VINI
>>51442507
>vini i genuinely like your autism in giving reaction pics aptonyms (speaking names).
>blease show list-view of youre folder.
blease
t-trips?
>>51442655
I had way more reaction pics months ago before formatting computer lmao, and not all of them have noice aptonyms
Girl on the right really wants me to visit her. Should I? She is richer than me.
>>51442909
made backup now
thx vini
>>51442971
Jesus Christ did she have a brawl with Mike Tyson or something?
>>51442909
>dubsguywithcoolhat
>jew_basic
>johnnoM*
>mysuperlamepic
>rambothumbsup
>tyroneEatingDoritos
noice m8
What the fuck do you guys talk about with those girls? You guys have a life and do things so you can have something to chat about or something like that?
>>51442990
Yeah I had them organized by folders before formatting according to which 'kind' of reaction, feels sad that i forgot to make a backup, but I don't have that many by now and I am lazy to do that lmao
>>51442971
i talked to this hoe too.
blease show profile - i dont want to log in to interbenis to check because obvious reasons.
>>51442971
PLEASE, HAVE SEX WITH HER FOR ME!
>>51442990
>groen en paars
>homo
>jew
>racist
show
>for pro gamers only.jpg
blease wim.
>>51443122
Why don't you get your own and have sex with her yourself?
>>51443154
You're my fetish.
>>51443135
>>51443176
y-you t-too
>>51442177
>>51442233
>>51442488
>>51442500
>>51442544
>>51442655
>>51443033
>>51443099
>>51443122
9/40
ratio of >20%
noice
>>51443180
Is this shit for real?
>>51443180
>>51443298
https://steelseries.com/gaming-apparel
out of stock unfortunately..
demand was too fucking high ;__;
Wew Lad
>>51443180
>>51443298
going to get me a pro gaming belt and socks i think
>>51443012
I just started naming them recently though
>>51443012
if you stay on 4chan for years, you'll inevitably going to start naming them
>>51443209
>ratio of >20%
>>51443513
>mfw
i have all of them in my mind
>>51443513
>>51443549
and been around 4chinz since 2004
>>51443549
i named most of them, and also keep them in folders
>>51443617
>dutch
w-whats in it
>>51443664
>>51443617
>>51443664
and why is "hitler" not equal "best"?
also:
>useful
>>51443693
Hitler is mostly just copypastas like this
>>51443748
kekle
whats in
>useful
then?
>>51443617
step it up senpai :^)
>>51443823
>>51443846
I lost most of my pre-2011 content when a HDD partially got corruted
>>51443846
>tfw I see my ebin OC pic of Johnno with his qt explaining that in his phone it looks different and bigger
noice
>>51443477
>>51443513
I only name my webms all the time. Otherwise i wouldn't know what they are :^)
>>51444119
what are the allahu akbar ones?
>>51444144
sound webms so i have to post them like this
https://a.pomf.cat/wdajvl.webm
>>51444172
kekle
do you have any pre-2011 content? i kinda miss havin them
>>51444224
sorry m8, i'm pretty new got here in 2012
>>51444296
>>51444224
Saved it the 9th of july 2008
http://a.pomf.cat/ytjpuj.swf
>>51444514
never seen this b4, thanks m80
>mfw missed 51444444 by one
>51444445
fugg
>>51444558
I have only swf. I used to stay only in /f/.
There are different musics if you reload it. 12 2010
http://a.pomf.cat/slgvpr.swf
Somewhat thread related, 01 2007
http://a.pomf.cat/ewopxo.swf
>>51444888
>http://a.pomf.cat/ewopxo.swf
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
i bett do not have my sound at 70% when opening such shit
literally gave me a little heart-attack
My Interpals gf and I have decided that if we ever have a boy, we will name him after her best friend who died a few years ago.
Who /internet gf/ here?
>>51444942
for you foot guys :^)
https://a.pomf.cat/kxxvlu.webm
>>51444989
It's a good feeling desu. She is the one. :^)
>>51444942
>>51445046
You thought that was bait?
>>51445074
since we're all here, we've all presumably got gf's from a different country so your question seemed like 0/10
>>51445023
What's wrong with the guy?
Why are so many weapon koreaboos? I don't understand what's so interesting about it.
there are no qts is ozland so the language is ineffective
you're better off grunting like an animal.
>>51444936
09 2009
http://a.pomf.cat/giuazb.swf
Home English home 1 & 2 for Japs to learn English
http://a.pomf.cat/hxwebc.swf
http://a.pomf.cat/nptivc.swf
An aph from 12 2009
http://a.pomf.cat/usagyx.swf
I'll stop there.
>>51441687
>She will never reply :(
>>51445074
I did
Dead bread is dead
>>51446030
When will they learn?
>>51446472
Delete this
>>51446472
>>51446472
Mfw Russian QT that I've been talking to for a few weeks calls me "dangerous American boy!)))" because i told her one of my hobbies is shooting guns lol
Anybody ever took Cyclobenzaprine (Flexeril) here?
I need to take it but for some reason it scares me shitless, it causes drowsiness, and I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS.
(It's a muscle relaxant)
>>51447220
you should probably ask that on bluelight not here
>>51447220
i took a muscle relaxant (tetrazepam) for one week because i overdid it a bit with sports and my thorax muscles were irritated.
holy moly the effect was extreme. we took those meds for intubation regularly when i was an EMT but i never experienced something like that.
i had to only take it right before falling asleep and already being in bed.
and i know why :^)
it was extremely hard to move when i took it but i was relaxed af of course.
in the end it was worth it because it really helped.
also i had no other side-effects.
>>51447433
Somewhat reassuring.
>>51447220
Why the fuck?
>>51447637
Lost consciousness 2 weeks ago, neck kinda hurts since then.
>>51447634
why do you have to take it?
>>51447725
See
>>51447664
Sprained a muscle.
Just took it. Gonna sleep in 2-3 hours but I want to be awake when it kicks in. to feel the effects.
>>51447956
it feels like your muscles getting very heavy..
so maybe you dont want to go too far away from your bed :^)
>>51440262
I can't read this anymore. What nationality of women actually doesn't care about money? They don't exist.
>>51448258
German women. They are pure, delicate angels, who care only about creating a healthy and positive atmosphere for a family life for their husband and children. They seek a stable but humble life. The love of their husband is enough for them to feel happy.
>>51448321
lol
>>51448242
I'm fine so far.. 20 minutes in. Let's see..
Only different so far is that I suck at video games.
>"After I got my tonsils removed my parents gave me a N64"
>"A what"
Fuck I feel so old.
Just finished a 4 hour call with the qt, bros.
confirmed our dates and details for the visit.
It's happening
>>51448547
>mfw got a new sega megadrive 16 bit for christmas
noice.webm
>>51448678
16 GUYS SOON
>>51448547
>talking about your tonsils getting removed
>>51448825
We were talking about anesthesias and surgeries and shit.
I've got some interesting stories to tell as I was born with a leg growing faster than the other, which cost me 2 months without walking and 3 inches off my total height.
>qt asks what you're doing
>watching documentaries
>"oh ok, look at this picture i took"
>>51448859
no one cares
>>51448869
you seem to have some shit running wim..
how many qts do you have by now?
>>51448937
depends on what you define as "qt"
>>51448913
Qts do, they dig muh scars
>>51448913
Jakub on vacation?
>>51448962
the fuck
>>51448959
they really don't
>>51448958
grills that genuinely care about you
She isn't responding :(
>>51448869
Well shit, show us the picture she took
>>51449007
First message?
>>51449039
FFFFUUUUGGGGG wim wtf
you went from 0-100 instantly?
what about lewd?
>>51449090
>>51449090
changed my profile pick and it seemed to help alot :^)
1 really wants it but i only care for my main qt
>>51449157
sheeesh wim the play0r
go and get them m8
>>51449254
What's the point? Once you have your own qt, every other girl pretty much becomes meaningless.
>>51449266
shit turns around again after some while m8 :^)
This qt has only one thing on her mind.
>>51449254
>play0r
i wouldn't call this playing 2bh
>>51449383
this cunt
>>51448396
hows shit going leaf?
>>51449409
I don't feel anything 1:10 hours later.
I have a fast metabolism too, and I drank tons of water to wash it down.
What's up. Paper says : effects before 1 hour.
>>51449440
in my experience it only took like 5 mins for me to clearly experience the effects..
maybe something went wrong :^)
but DONT down a second pill on your own m8
>>51449383
Christ... W-w-where/how do you meet these type of QTs??
>>51449524
Of course I won't.
My body as always been kinda dumb when it comes to pills tho. Things never work as well as they should.
Which is probably a good thing more often than not.
Only antibiotics work correctly. But I feel some effects, like I can turn my neck farther. But otherwise nothing.
>>51446472
>How tall are you btw?
>6'3"
>oh ok, that's an ok height
>ok height
qts pls, I'm taller than 99.99% of your fucking country.
>>51449626
It means she's a superficial cunt tbqh.
>>51449733
as are 98% of the fukkin cunts
>>51449781
Never had troubles getting lewds and qts being a manlet.
Even fucked a girl who claimed she "preferred short guys"
All gonna make it.
>>51449800
>All gonna make it.
dubs of truth
>>51449800
my post was not related to the height but hoes being superficial in general :^)
These threads have convinced me that even the QTs with the most precious faces, dream and fantasize of dicks entering each of their holes.. And cum dripping down there innocent face.
I can never look at innocent QTs the same way ever again..
>>51449867
underage
>>51449867
>he doesnt dream and fantasize about dicks entering each of his holes
>>51442403
Yes, flawless.
>>51449949
You're right. I don't, faggot.
>>51449983
yeah and I was laughing at you for it. Did you say "you're right" when the bullies called you a fag in high school lol?
>>51449539
Latin America tbqh.
But I've had Euros tell me lewder things.
>>51450126
You realized you implied that you like dicks in your ass.
>>51450174
you don't? Are you gay lmao? Everyone laugh at this gay fairy boy.
>>51449539
>thinking this is lewd
my friend, that is nothing.
My main qt told me about a week ago or so that she was saving all her money to come visit me on holiday 'so you can cum inside me'.
>>51450174
Kek fucking homo, too bad you'll never experience a big dripping cock in your boipucci
>>51450193
>>51450221
Nice one
>>51450216
That's badass. How do you get girls who you haven't met IRL to be so lewd?
>>51450410
Yes I too would like to know this. Inb4 vague concepts that don't really teach you anything useful.
>>51450410
>badass
first of all you can stop acting like at 14 year old.
Tfw the qt i like is obsessed with some other guy
Just kek my shit up
Damn oneitis
>>51450216
))))
>>51450603
I don't really see how I'm acting like a 14 year old from saying its "badass" that you can get girls to send you lewd messages who you haven't met in real life before.
>>51450623
This is verging on 15 GUYS tier c uckoldry
>>51450626
Ooooohhhh your cock is so tasty))))
>>51450657
Only 14 year olds use badass unironically
>>51450708
this tbH, saying badass makes you sound fucking stupid
>>51450708
Okay, we get it. He's a knob for saying "badass". Are you going to answer his question or not?
>>51450708
>>51450791
Maybe in your country. It's pretty common here in the US. But I will remember this for future.
>>51450623
>liking a qt from interpals without having her liking you back
this is a new form of beta. nigga just stop talking to her
it usually goes like this:
>see qt and think "wow this bitch is hot"
>send message
>she replies
>chat until i make her like me
>discuss how we like each other
>start considering getting attached
if at any point she tells you she likes someone else you just move on
God my qt is so beta sometimes its ridiculous
>>51450862
Example?
>>51450823
>>51450830
Yes of course I'll answer his question.
But there is no real 'answer' per say.
It would be easier if you linked me your profiles and I helped you guys make them as appealing as possible, along with telling you how to talk with qts.
>>51450843
>if at any point she tells you she likes someone else you just move on
THIS 2BH
H
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>>51450862
thats probably why she's with you :^)
>>51450906
Things like she'll "offend" me sometimes and then she won't stop apologizing and being mad at herself for doing that to me
>>51450917
>thats probably why she's with you :^)
Rude
Honestly I still have no idea how this even happened and that she came to like me so much.
>>51450955
>Rude
just bantah mate.
>she'll offend me and them won't stop apologising
my qt does that too kek, but I do it to her too 2bh.
>>51450917
I never thought I'd post a personal profile on 4chan. But fuck it.
/macchi30
>>51451007
I know it was
>my qt does that too kek, but I do it to her too 2bh.
I offend her too from time to time but I won't apologize a thousand times like she does for it and a lot of the time I won't apologize for it anyway but that's only if she gets offended by something stupid but I barely offend her so it doesn't matter
>>51450917
Oh shit nigga I don't have a profile and even if I did your best advice would just be to use a fake picture. I just wanted to see if you had any general rules or tactics.
>>51451108
I only apologise a couple times, not fucking heaps.
>>51451087
you viewed me the other day, lemme have a look and I'll get back to you.
Do you just want me to message you or would you rather I just post my thoughts here?
>>51451177
You can just message me on there. Whatever's easier.
>>51451140
Well the best advice I can give you is to not give a fuck.
If they reject you, they weren't worth your time anyways man.
>>51451198
Alright I'll message you man, hol up
>>51451223
I should have been clearer: I don't want you to tell me what you think I should do; that ship set sail years ago. I just wanted to know what it is that you do that you think is what works for you.
>>51451288
what works for me?
Being attractive and smart kek
>>51451337
>you
>attractive
lmaooooo
>>51451337
By attractive do you mean good looking, attractive personality or both?
What is something really cringey I could say to a qt in the morning, something really romantic that they would say in the movies but never in real life?
>>51451541
Trying to get rid of somebody then?
>>51451398
>mfw
>>51451453
I dunno, personality depends on the person, so to some people both.
>>51451541
Morning qt i was thinking about you all last night while I was watching the stars, one looked just like the one in your eyes)
>>51451571
No I just normally say cringey stuff to her and I can't think of anything today.
>>51451634
Oh. Well I was going to say you should do the whole, "I know we only just met, but I love you," thing, but it sounds like you've known her for a while. So I'm kind of at a loss.
>>51451654
Yeah not that kind of cringe.
>>51451633
This is good gonna use this thanks pal
>>51451398
kek
i would suck johnno's dick
dont be so insecure senpai
>>51451938
t-thanks?
Good job killing the thread Johnno
>>51454036
fuck off brah that homo killed it
next bread should be #nohomo edition 2bh
>>51454428
>tfw see your qts pics in natural lighting and no filters
Went from a 9 to a solid 6
>>51454703
some of the shit they do should be illegal 2bh.
>>51454703
It took you this long to find out about myspace angles? Shit you're probably lucky she's a 6 in shitty lighting.
>>51454703
>>51454722
Guys do the same thing though 2bh
>>51454797
t. Alberta Barbosa
>>51454869
? I don't get it?
>>51454703
>women look like shit without camera filters, angles and lighting.
Seems like you've just discovered fire anon.
You better not ask a pic of her without makeup.
>>51454893
you sound like a woman
>>51455062
That's because I am you shitlord
>>51455376
>shitlord
who the fuck even uses that as an insult
>I am
I could tell, only a woman would tell a lie as blatant as that kek
>>51455399
I honestly have no idea what you're going on about, I haven't lied once.
>>51454703
Why that big a difference?
The lighting doesn't seem to have much of a difference to me.
>>51455450
>I haven't lied once
>mfw
this entire post is a lie >>51454797
>>51455500
No it's not retard, a lot of guys do the same thing and take pictures of themselves at the best angle.
>>51455713
>at the best angle
>the same as using filters+angle+lighting
ok
>>51455728
>implying guys don't do the same thing
>tfw you message the qt something really heartfelt
>she views it but doesn't reply
Worst feeling...
>>51455753
No, they don't.
Only faggot teenagers do.
>>51455777
>No, they don't.
Liar
>Only faggot teenagers do.
Just like you then
>>51455817
nice ''''banter''''.
Find one photo of me with a filter on my profile kek
>liar
excellent argument friend.
>>51455856
I don't even know your profile and I don't want to know it since I can tell from here that you're a massive faggot.
whats the best response when a qt tries to make you feel jealous?
>>51455911
>BEING THIS AGGRAVATED
just admit you were wrong kekkkk
>>51455500
Stop being a drongo Johnno
And just to clarify, it wasn't the Badenserin who was saving your back's pic lmao, probably a fag deutsch
>talk to a homely looking girl for 3 months now (shes from Belarus)
>she isn't dressing like a whore and isn't using much makeup
>still looks good, a solid 7/10
>is nice and friendly as fuck even speaks German very good
>keep talking to her because ronery as fuck and nothing better to do anyway
>we keep talking and she demands a picture
>send her a dick pic because was high as shit and had no control
>tells me my dick looks perfect
>sends me pictures of her Tits
>dem nice pink nipples
>later sends more pictures
>turns out her body is 10/10, face is 7/10 without and 9/10 with makeup
But she ain't a virgin so there is that...
>>51455911
Oi johnno's a ledge round here, watch your mouth
>>51455991
show the nudes then
>>51456020
Isn't this a SFW board?
>>51456038
upload on imgur and paste link then
>>51455991
Homely is ugly. Comely is attractive.
>>51455991
dunno how you all talk to them for so long, girls get bored of me after a week and block/ignore me
>>51456067
t. Alberta Barbosa
Ok guys from now on whenever an American says something stupid just called them Alberta Barbosa in honour of that dumb American chick
>>51456056
Not sure if I really should tho, I mean shouldn't I wait until I finally get the dong into her before I post everything online?
Just to make sure nothing can happen to ruin it.
>>51456067
Shes still nice brah
>>51456103
Besides my Job i'm a total fucking Basementdweller.
I never go outside and all I do is jerking off and playing vidya while vaporizing weed.
It ain't hard talking to them about random shit.
Just avoid depressing topics.
Otherwise you can literally talk about everything.
Tell em storys from your Life, listen to their storys.
Try to remember shit they tell you so you can bring it up later in the right moment.
Also add them as fast as possible on whatsapp or skype.
Write often and send them pictures, demand selfies when things are going fine. try to talk to them 3-4 times per week but don't be a clingy faggot.
Pretend to be busy sometimes.
>>51456278
would you like to smell my hand?
>>51456343
Only if you smell mine
>>51456432
yes
>>51455991
You're full of shit and seem to be overrating her heavily.
>homely
>10/10 body
lamo you must have low standards
>>51458154
this 2bh.
>tfw none of my qts are online
>>51458666
>tfw mine are online but don't reply
>>51458710
>log in
>youve been viewed once today
>its my qt
feelsgoodman, i thought she wasnt coming back
ded bread
>azns view me the most after my profile pic change
fugg
>>51462189
what are azns?
>>51462232
>>51462268
kekle, any of them any hot at least?
>pull an all-nighter and literally don't sleep to be awake at the same time as her to coordinate dates for our visit
>have everything planned
>next day
>find out that permissible leave dates got changed at the last second
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT ARMY YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME
>>51462356
The ones using the wacky filters and make-up yes.
>>51462415
>army çucks you
ayy, bad to hear m8
Skyping with qt today.
wish me luck.
>>51462415
>>51462549
>>51462765
You don't even know the half of it. She had to coordinate with her boss to get her schedule changed and now she's going to have to ask all over again.
My qt sent me her playing the ukulele and singing melted my heart 2bh
>tfw week of nofap is finally over
>>51464067
>havent touched myself since i started with IP
>>51464310
>not touching yourself to your qt daily
>>51464031
Where is she from?
