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Culture Pals: Nostalgia Edition
Come meet qts from around the world, tell them you would protect them of mudslime, hide them in youre shelter, practice your qt talk skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share qts, share qt's nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.
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Old Thread:
>>51396050
>>51396050
>>51396050
first for fuck off lmao
>>51409446
FIRST FOR OLD OC'S BEST OC'S
wew ded
>>51409933
It always is now 2bh
>tfw INTP
>God tier
ayyy
ok wtf is this?
It's a Filipina too...
>>51410995
>tfw ENTP
I'm perfect
>>51411204
>E
NORMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>51410995
noice
>>51410995
>16 personalities
nice meem
>>51411277
but were INFP bro...
dont know why the image says we were not DIAMONDS-tier ?
>>51410995
where did you get that? made it yourself?
>>51410995
I bet you believe in astrology too, you fuck wit.
>>51411385
randomly found it on Google images and it leads to this website if anyone cares
http://personalitycafe.com/isfj-forum-nurturers/97037-strong-dislike-isfjs-5.html#/enter
>>51411489
I don't, you can't fully categorise an individual being but it's still fun
And my plan to get this thread alive worked
>>51411173
>tfw she thought I meant tumblr
lmao here we go
Meeting my colombian qt on friday lads. #winning
>>51409112
yeah I think he was Latvian, I remember he and I made Anton never trust slavs again.
>>51412223
Where are you meeting?
>>51412426
Copenhagen
>>51412454
Don't forget to bring mouthwash and toothpaste so the taste of his cum doesn't linger in your mouth, Erik.
>>51412390
Yes, Vlad is Latvian, he visited his old friends and family there and since then he didn't come here again
Leigh?
Anton is a Slav himself though but I remember he lost a match of chess against you
>>51412576
Nice bantz.
>>51412673
lel yeah, what makes it funnier is im also slav
>DeerKristi
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHH
>>51412223
>colombian
>qt
Let me guess, horse-faced girl that looks 30 even though she's 20, disproportionate ass and tits, has normie hobbies.
>>51413049
>Pee in your pants feels warm only for a moment.
Why everyone have blocked Turkey and Algeria?
>>51412963
Really? What country?
>mfw all Strayans, Canadians or Kiwis are either Slavs or Azeans
>>51413413
Because of the downed Russian bomber, we're all boycotting Turkey for the Russian qts
>>51413426
take your pick, czech or latvian
actually most australians are anglo saxon or germanic, i only know one other family thats slavic
>>51413413
why does youre cunt have so many great girls?
>>51413426
We don't have many slavs.
>>51413049
>I volunteer as a (combat) medic in the military camps, battalion and fields.
>>51413650
Us? We don't have much qts.
>found a Norwegian/Persian girl in interpqls that looks like an angel
>mfw she haven't been online for 3 days :(
>>51413748
>We don't have much qts
>>51413772
hes right you know, why do you think they cover them up
>>51413796
because they are selfish and want dem qts all for them only
>>51413911
sure abdul, i believe you
thousands wouldnt
>>51413602
Oh I think you once mentioned being Latvian
>>51413911
It's funny that we iranians think german girls are qts, and germans think that our girls are qt
>>51413999
we don't, it's a meme
only a minority of your girls are qt but those really are top qts then desu
>>51414150
this 2bh
Fug.
>>51414351
well she's ugly anyway...
So yellow fever fags is as good as she will get
>>51414351
Turkey getting blown the fuck out.
>>51411244
>implying
I just learned to be E over time. It makes things easier
>>51414351
>no nerdy
>will help learning korean
Do normies learn korean?
>>51411204
Mein negger.
>tfw dont want to log in to interbenis because then grills would see me online and demand an answer to all those messages waiting in know from the emails and im bored af from grills
why does interbenis not have an invisible-status?
>>51414493
>yfw you realize Hitler was a faggatron
>>51413313
Why you hatin so on your countrywomen brah?
She has super qt smile and is very smart which is the primary reason I'm attracted to her.
I don't get it what is the deal with korea and why all rousties love this place so much
>>51414936
>infp-bro here
what we are is called "sapiosexual" m8...
only heard it some days ago...
>mfw
>>51414936
This should be the explanation you're asking for
>>51413313
>mfw that's an accurate description of a Colombian exchange student that was in Germany for a year.
She was also so lazy, she mostly just slept in classes believing this way she'll somehow learn German and barely studied the language.
After that exchange she went to Italy with her parents to an expensive hotel, just for the lulz.
She also didn't even know how to put on makeup or nail polish or dye her hair because she always just paid for it when she was in Colombia and there this kinda shit is dirt cheap. That's probably why all Colombian girls have a special snowflake princess syndrome
Most saddening thing is this
>mfw she wants to study meds
>>51415162
I think it's one of the most important things to be able to have a long term relationship.
>>51415207
Can't judge them all based on one crazie
>>51415293
Your qt is probably different since IP qt's are always "speshull" but this is probably the stereotype
>>51414936
Foreigners usually go for the "high test" (read: baboon ass and fat tits) Latinas, that's why I'm not surprised. We've got cute brown thin girls with but you retards keep getting the lardasses. Well, that's not my business, thanks for taking the boring normie girls with you. Enjoy your brown children.
>>51415693
Mine is slim yeah and if we have kids they'll look white no probs homeboy. Viking genes stronk.
>>51415729
>Viking genes
Will your sons sit down to pee?
>>51415755
They will pee all over the walls with a raging boner.
>Hey, are you in love, dude?
Defcon fucking 1
>>51415782
>pee with a raging boner
That's a sign of a weak pc muscle desu
>>51415853
say this:
>What, with you? (roflmao smiley)
>>51415729
You could have gone for a White tall girl but you went for the brown short girl instead.
You'd better not come in 20 years and complain about manlets when you willingly made the choice to fuck a womanlet and increased the probability of having little manlets.
>>51415935
>buying into the manlet meme jew
Niqqa plz
She's 170cm anyways which is normal for girls here
>>51414351
>27
>ugly as fuck
And nothing of value was lost
Good morning lads time to go to work and post dank memes all day
>>51416289
What kind of job requires you to work on a sunday but allows you to meme on 4chan all day?
>>51416365
/mil/ obviously
>>51416365
Tourist office
I work the weekends
Its a chill place friday sat i work outside sunday and monday i work in the office which is just me being on int and shit posting on fit and r9k for fun
>>51416431
I am out of the military my kraut friend but ya mil i shit posted on my phone when on lame ass duty etc
>>51416589
That is literally how all gov and mil work is handled
>>51416634
ikr
>>51416657
Blacks in the military take to new levels though
Can someone screenshot this profile: /wuhzahh
she's ugly and I think I know her, so I don't want to open it.
There`s a german qt talking to me. WTF DO I DO?
>>51417609
that ugly bitch wrote an essay on her page damn
>>51417609
Oh fuck, no way I'm visiting that
OMG THE SPAGHETTI
>>51417792
Oh yeah, I know her.
Thank you
did anyone of you ever find people from real-life on interpals?
>>51417752
which one?
>>51417963
Found a friend's friend, seen him several times irl but never talked
>>51417792
>indian
>ugly
>not fluent in any of her mother tongues
Fucking disgrace
>>51419356
+ she can outdrink this whole fucking thread
was going to drunk message a qt but instead i turned on the script for better qts
drunk me is a lad desu
>Bermudas girl contacts me
Will my dick disappear if we do it?
>>51422998
your credit card will for sure m8
>>51423182
Postador Original Entrega.
>>51423295
Ela tem uns 20 paÃses bloqueados, KEKLE
>>51423331
ermergard, saved
>>51423463
i borrowed it form vini
>>51423435
>>51423597
I don't even have this gif 2bh
Why are Brittons so boring to talk to?
They are even more boring than Americans. What is wrong with them?
Like they put zero effort into conversations, and when they actually have something to say it's always the same boring shit.
>>51424096
They only put effort if you are korean
>korean plastic doll coming to argentina in three weeks
>>51424453
I'll send her to a favela, one less kpop factory in this world.
>>51424398
Don't let her take her makeup off until after you fug. You'll never find your erection again.
>>51424538
Sending her to a villa miseria would be already great 2bh
>>51424671
>>51424687
I'm not even meeting her. I hate Korea and besides she showed me a few pics of her together with a black dude in what seems like one of her overseas vacations, not even meme'ing.
If she wants to meet me I'll give her some fake indications and send her to a villa miseria.
>>51424687
>villa miseria
>>51424872
>villa miseria
best way to reach it is via FRA and then maybe the sight-seeing bus or by bike...
>>51424872
Could just get a blowjob with a condom on if you're afraid of niggeraids desu
what the fuck a girl told me i'm like her father
>>51424872
>villa miseria.
Are these villas full of young """""white""""" prostitutes? Might take a visit.
>>51425514
Ask her if she fucked her father.
>tfw you pissed off your backup 26 year old virgin Russian qt but have no idea what you said that made her mad
>>51425514
m8, do you want to stick it in some asian gal?
>>51425696
white? no
most prostitutes are like your average spic woman.
I'm debating living with this girl I met (through interpals) but I'm afraid she'll kick me out one day. Then I'd be fugged.
>>51425802
>living with this girl
how old are you?
>>51425911
A couple of months away from 21. Why?
>>51425802
Make a legal agreement.
>>51425802
Where is she from familie
>>51425961
I'll have to look into that.
>>51426055
She's Swiss.
>>51425957
So you're 20, you're probably fresh out of high school/starting university and you want to move in with a girl you met on the internet to live in concubinage.
I'd think about it twice if I were you.
>>51425707
I don't even know what I want, I have like 20 girls messaging me and I don't even know who is who anymore. I'm honestly exhausted, and I don't think it's worth it anymore.
>>51425514
Lmao, I was already called onii-chan, girls on ip are crazy kek
>>51426145
>want to do my masters in switzerland next year
>she lives in switzerland
>she's crazy about me and wants me to live with her
Thing is though that I'm mentally fucked. My parent's relationship was beyond fucked and my father taught me all women are whores from age 9 and "redpill" bullshit. All my relationships have ended catastrophically, with me being beat up by brothers and shit like that. I am becoming like my father even though I don't want to.
I am afraid that I will make her mad some way or another and she'll kick me out after a year.
>>51426173
That's basically me all the time, I don't even remember which girl is which. But it's a great way to spend your spare time if you have nothing better to do.
>>51426275
>with me being beat up by brothers
Don't date Turks dude
Just go there for studies and find your own apartment at first. You'll have enough room to expand your relationship with her and see where it goes.
>>51426275
I still wouldn't recommend you to move in with a chick.
You're young, and by living together with someone you'll be accepting a lot of responsibilities and limitations. Remember that that's just one stage away from marriage.
>>51426591
>republic of korea
apparently she's moving to san telmo in a few weeks.
>>51426591
I gagged a little seeing this shit
>>51426687
me on the left
>they ask for your skype after 3 msg's
lmao why dafuq
This guy
>>51426438
>>51426639
You lads are right. Even though it's really tempting because I won't have to pay rent if I live with her.
>>51426939
smooth
>>51426865
Once I got asked for skype in the first message.
>>51426114
Do it. Work your way up to her father's bank agency or something.
Post sick tunes lads.
>>51429183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQODLgW9I0w
memes 2bh
>>51429183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKiVttFnqkY
>>51429322
nice dubs
>>51429183
>that feel when asian qts are all asleep
https://youtu.be/Yifz3X_i-F8
>>51428283
She's quite loaded actually, even by Swiss standards.
>>51429183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQJjUbMrt8w
>>51429293
KEKLE
>>51429322
Dire Straits is classy
>>51429477
Fugging timezones lmao
Give me something to banter my muscovite qt with lads
>>51429798
Here's my attempt:
"Hey whore, how does it feel that America won the Cold War and still is winning from Russia? While you and your compatriots are starving and your economy is dying, I'm living the life here with too much food to consume, too much money to spend and too much scientific and social advances to keep track off."
Post results.
>>51424096
>talking to britons
literally all britons 25 and younger will be vapid cunts
there's literally no point
>>51430113
>literally all britons 65 and younger will be vapid cunts
ftfy don't pretend it's a single generation
>>51430230
nah older britons are generally quite knowledgeable and interesting tbqh
it's just the millenial generation which is so ridiculously boring and shallow in this country
even the shut-ins only desire is to go out there and be one of the those plebs
>inb4 "every millenial generation is like that"
>>51430530
>tfw used to work at a popular pub in Amsterdam
Brits are literally subhuman in my eyes 2bh.
>>51417963
>did anyone of you ever find people from real-life on interpals?
Found some girl I used to go to high school with in Florida
>>51426687
What a waste
Tfw chattin up IP sluts with gf asleep next to me
>qt Ukrainian insists she's lesbian
>dresses and looks like a normal girl
>tells me about how she wants to be a dominatrix to this girl she has a crush on
>has huge tits and a nice ass
>sends me nudes
>asks for nudes
Few things make me as happy as when pic related happens
me after 3 beer desu
>>51432103
just cringe my shit up fan
All these cute Russian girls only dream about European/American bf.
>>51432220
>cringe
You do realize that foreign girls eat that shit up right?
>>51432408
>foreign girls
Canadian girls are foreign to me, Dutch girls are foreign to you, that doesn't make sense.
That post is straight-up cringe, to each his own though.
>>51432546
non-western girls is what i meant lol sorry.
>>51429528
How old is she?
>>51431700
Post her nudes tbqh
>>51431700
Gonna need pics for science lad
>>51431700
It is troll
>Filipina writes to me
>has Swiss in her friendlist
>another Swiss on her wall
I totally wonder about her search settings
is mishkinstev someone who posts here. Some girl just messaged me saying he was asking her about me.. Then when I check my interpals I have like 5 girls who blocked me, and checked my phone, and they all blocked me from there as well now on whatsapp etc....
Is this one of you guys, or some coincidence...... -______-
>>51433221
rich boys who can save me ;_;
>>51433347
That would be me.
>>51432890
>>51432933
[spoiler]I told her I have a pure fetish tbch[/spoiler]
http://imgur.com/a/uT7Xl
>>51433347
Clay?
don't be so harsh to him really :(
>talking to girl for a few days
>she adds me to friends and asks for my skype
>think i've finally made it
>check her friends
>22 friends, mostly male
welp
>>51433584
This is why i don't share stories about my qts you cunts
>>51433935
"That would be me" is a meme iitbphwy
>>51433914
could be worse
>>51433986
iitbphwy?
>>51434075
if i'm to be perfectly honest with you senpai
>>51434075
stop visiting me senpai :^)
>>51434208
I-i just viewed you on the online now thing and I was curious to see if you had any good pun to attract azn qts 2bh
>>51432890
She's 23 I believe, so a few years older than me. Don't bother looking her up, she deleted her profile like half a year ago
>>51434324
so... d- did you like my puns?
>>51433708
Noice
>>51434357
Too weak 2bh, I expected more
Why do girls keep blocking me? Because my friends list consist of nothing but girls? Because I'm ugly? Because of my banter?
>>51434570
It's all useless besides the "Request" section anyway. 99% of people who write me, ask me why I hate France.
I like yours btw #nohomo
>tfw he's whiter than me
>>51434324
Rice to meet you
>>51434639
I had that a while. Like...
>favorite band: rice against
>favorite movie: dark knight rices
etc etc
>>51434632
>It's all useless besides the "Request" section anyway. 99% of people who write me, ask me why I hate France.
I just have a lot for reactions 2bh, and it's gr8 to mock koreaboos
>tfw he's whiter than me
Told ya I was a polentone, would I pass as a native in your country?
>>51434630
>Because my friends list consist of nothing but girls?
You know you can hide that, right?
No idea why they're blocking you though
>>51434976
because he didnt hide it - obviously..
>>51434632
>tfw Portugal is 90%+ pure
>>51434974
>in your country?
in which one?
>>51435034
90%+ pure arab
>>51434976
Fuck your right. Shit should have done that sooner
>>51435043
switzerland
>>51424096
Because anyone that's interesting doesnt have time to waste speaking to fucking argies thats why
>>51435139
I don't think anyone would think you're not Swiss just by looks.
On the other hand, no one think's I'm foreign until I start talking, aswell.
>>51435132
youre like the bitches that dont un-check "searching for flirting and relationship"...
>>51435226
i know that you both are not DEUTSCH.
can smell it.
even over the internetz.
i should check my herrenrasse privilege 2bh...
>>51435302
senpai, he looks like Gordon Freeman.
>>51435226
And germany? You once told that people thought you were an arab lol
>>51435435
Yes, I once went out on a Sunday morning sweatpants and an old t-shirt to get something to eat and some older man started shouting at me, that I should come back to my desert. :(
wouldn't happen to you, don't worry.
Latinas are nice and help you learn Spanish or Portuguese, not arrogant like the French and German girls
>>51435567
stuttgart?
at least you can rely on the old guys...
>>51435302
>i should check my herrenrasse privilege 2bh
>>51435567
And there was one time at the car dealership as well, right? I don't remember what they told you lmao
>>51435567
>some older man started shouting at me, that I should come back to my desert.
>>51435567
tell us some more shitskin stories lad
pretty much interested in the car dealer one 2bh
>>51436003
what car do you drive though?
1series?
>>51436003
I guess that was because of my age.
>walk into Mercedes store
>salesgirl says: "good evening. The used cars are behind the building"
>>51436172
>I guess that was because of my age.
s-sure
>>51436133
A very recent one:
>sit in nice restaurant in Zürich with Taiwanese qt
>order food
>waiter smiles at my qt and asks her "as a supplement, you take the rice?"
>he turns to me and adds "and for you the flatbread?"
I'm talking to this polish girl, but I found out she's racist and hates the refugees. Which is fine but I don't like racists. Figured most of you guys would love this sort of girl
>>51436133
Or a never ending classic:
>walk into kebab restaurant
>kebab guy starts talking in Turkish
Would I get mobbed my iceaboos
>>51436295
i remember that.
and its not funny.
i would have fucked that mofo up so hard - you cant imagine...
(of course AFTER eating, because of obvious reasons..)
what car though?
model and motor
>>51436172
>>51436405
SHIT GETS BETTER AND BETTER
>>51436295
You're a Turk?
>>51436467
worse..
italian stallion
>>51436450
Possibly
>>51436453
It was the new A180, not the elk.
>tfw your "qt" is ugly af
She hadn't a profile pic on interpals but I added her on skype and she is really ugly but is the one I managed to maintain contact with, somehow. fml.
>>51436514
There's nothing wrong with being Italian... if you came here you would get a shit ton of pussy, lad
>>51436586
ganz ok ugezs.
gekauft oder leasing?
>>51436626
>She hadn't a profile pic on interpals
first mistake lad
>>51436626
>Poorqtugal
>>51436649
its mainly because of their "football"-players.
they are diving af.
its ridiculous...
and italian hoes are ultra-annoying.
danniele is a lad though - no question.
>>51436626
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>51436682
Ich wollte kaufen. Habe immernoch kein Auto gekauft. Ich kann mich nicht entscheiden.
>BMW 1er
116er/118er zu schwach, alles andere zu teuer weil 45000km/Jahr
>Mercedes A
Die Marke meide ich seit das passiert ist
>Audi A3
Sieht scheisse aus
>Alfa Romeo Giulietta
Supergeiles Auto, aber dann die Pannenstatistik und der Wertverlust.
>Subaru Impreza
Momentan die warscheinlichste Entscheidung, auch wenn das eine ganz andere Autokategorie ist.
>tfw Transnistria qt
>>51433727
i dont know if its him or not, all i know is some girl sent me some picture with his account asking about me, and she asked who is this? And then all of the sudden i got blocked by a bunch of girlsl on interpals, and even on my phone like whatsapp etc.. dunno if its him or not but thats a weird coincidence... is there something you want to tell me?
>http://www.interpals.net/chiarodiluna
This fucking girl from Turkey.
She tells me she is Greek.
>I ask her if she was born in Greece.
No
>Do you know Turkish.
It's my first language ^^
>Are you christian?
No
How fucking delusional is she? I am too much of a coward to say she is a smelly turk tho.
>>51437002
>Subaru Impreza
fugg das ist natürlich ordentlich ugezs...
1er ist aber schon in ordnung, oder gebrauchter 3er variant.
generell - minimum sind 200 ps.
meine aktuelle möhre hat 150 und ich kotze regelmäßig ab weil nichts passiert wenn ich pedal to the metal gebe.
nie wieder werde ich ein so stark untermotorisiertes auto besitzen.
golf gtd wäre ggf auch interessant für dich - hat zwar nur 184 ps aber relativ wert-stabil.
>>51437122
What's her profile?
>>51437152
>wert-stabil.
natürlich sofern man keinen neuwagen kauft.
das macht aber eigentlich sowieso niemand...
How do I deal with girls that won't leave me alone? She knows my facebook too /:
>>51437188
kek, check it again.
>>51437188
>>51437122
Ops, I've had too much to drink...
>>51436824
Never got to know who that was. Random name or some well-known person that I don't know of?
>>51437122
>>51437255
istanbul and ankara are not really turkey 2bh.
the people that live there are mainly completely different from all the usual turds.
the worst thing:
all the subhumans that strive out to the world to collect foreign shekels are literally the scum of the scummest.
ask a few guys from istanbul or ankara what they think of the idiots in their own cunt and especially those that come to "us"....
>>51437365
Neither do I desu. it's just a generic name for portuguese posters lmao
>>51437403
Please tell what they told you
>>51437255
Well I sent her a message
>>51437053
Better not even think about her
>>51437122
This is pretty common. I've seen many "Greek", and "Cypriot" and also "British" profiles that were Turks
>>51437053
If it is who i think it is you wont have a chance tbqh.
Russian qt that I have been flurting and sexting tells me she doesn't love me but that she very very likes me. I don't know what to feel
>>51437463
>Please tell what they told you
they have opinions that would let us germons look kind of moderate regarding to the jew-thing...
istanbul and ankara are pretty much secularized. there are very few garbage-bag hoes running around.
erdogan this son of a bitch does not represent them but everybody else in this utterly shitty cunt.
>>51437470
>>51437255
>>51437255
She tells me she's anatolian Greek living in Turkish lands. Seems legit.
>tfw 4 Finnish girls who tell me they want to "cuddle"
That trip's gonna be nice.
I feel so bad lads, I have 5+ qts sending me elaborate messages and helping me with learning languages (even though I can't be arsed) and I sometimes wait a week before I send them something back.
>>51437881
imagine laying on a huge bed naked
4 finnish naked qts around you being completely submissive and genuinely in love with you
OH BOI
>>51435397
Noice, but I need a beard though
>>51437958
Stop dreaming too much Hans
>>51437958
dont forget the meme language whispering in your ear
>>51438033
>Stop dreaming too much Hans
pic related
it will never become true ;___;
>>51438052
in my projection they all speak perfect german
SCHMETTERLING
what a beautiful language...
>>51438052
dated a couple of finnish girls. one used to yell vittu while i was fucking her. couldnt not think about ebin meme language, it was so distractive
>>51438232
>SCHMETTERLING
>what a beautiful language...
>>51438232
>german
>beautiful language
u wot?
>>51438232
OH HANS DU BIST SO MÄNNLICH. LIEBE MICH. ICH MÖCHTE GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR MIT DIR HABEN.
>>51438232
>in my projection they all speak german
And what if it was the Bandenser Deutsch?? KEKLE
>>51438300
fuck you
>>51438283
yeah because australian english is so pretty
>oi m8 didgeridoo whens smoko cunt
>>51438325
>And what if it was the Bandenser Deutsch?? KEKLE
>badnerisch
>deutsch
only pick ONE
>>51438351
Or:
>oi cunt, mind your own bizzo, you dag
>>51438392
kekle
>>51438392
Keon Mobbing, bidde
Badisch isch a sche Sproch :3
>>51438326
Don't worry, keep going with your German language learning.
>>51438496
*kein oder eigentlich, wenn schon badisch dann koi
Kanns aber eh nicht richtig
>>51438496
k Badenserinle
>>51438351
>whens smoko cunt
surprised you even know what smoko is lmao
>>51438459
>bizzo
>dag
what the fuck language are you speaking
>>51438645
I viewed these 2 on a page of australian slangs 2bh
>>51438696
>page of australian slangs 2bh
ISHYGDDT
>>51438696
dude I are brasilian girls worth it? The only good ones I heard are the dark ones, is that true? Muito abrigado
>>51438859
>are brasilian girls worth it
>>51438790
Ayyy, the tradies are carrying on brisk biz now.
>>51438859
> are brasilian girls worth it?
why do you think I am on IP?
>The only good ones I heard are the dark ones, is that true?
If you like slutty ones...
>Muito abrigado
Muito obrigado*
ftfy
>>51439058
>Ayyy, the tradies are carrying on brisk biz now.
I don't even know what you're trying to say lmao
>>51439089
Don't you even know what is a tradie?
>>51439136
Of course I do.
I don't know wtf 'carrying on brisk biz now' means
>>51439160
Neither do I, it's the top definition for 'tradies' on Urban Dictionary 2bh
>>51438859
Brazilian girls are 2easy desu, but they're huge sluts, even the great ones. I literally fucked a Brazilian physician last summer who was at least 5+ years older then me (spoiler: she was drunk as fuck, but I was drunk too so it wasn't rape, CIA).
I remember telling my dad my stories about Brazilian women and him laughing and telling me that Brazilian women are good for a fun time, but not for dating. Latin American women in general, senpai.
>>51439089
>>51439136
>mfw there a delegation in germoney that comes up with "best innovation in youth-speak" every year
>those "words" and idioms
where should this end lads?
what are they doing to our language?
>>51439136
>>51439160
Link me the dumb website and I'll tell you which words we actually commonly use
>>51439240
>there a delegation in germoney
from these words alone I know you're talking about something bad kek
>>51439290
The last one was in urban dictionary 2bh, the other was on http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html
>mfw koalanet
>>51439235
>Latin American women in general, senpai.
>yfw the Lithuanian c uck reads this
>>51439363
I always hate reading those websites
>>51439235
das very r00d
But well, pic related is a Latina
>>51439337
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jugendwort_des_Jahres_(Deutschland)
>2015[Bearbeiten]
>Der Begriff „Alpha-Kevin“, Synonym für „den Dümmsten von allen“, wurde aus der Abstimmung genommen, da Namensträger und somit reale Personen nicht diskriminiert werden sollten.[12]
>Synonym für „den Dümmsten von allen“
>synonym for the dumbest of all
means they deleted alpha-kevin from the list because it was to insulting for all the kevins in germoney.
here, kevin is a meme name.
>>51439526
>here, kevin is a meme name.
why kek
>>51439452
Just stop getting kangaroos loose in the top of your paddock johnno
>>51439576
STOP TRIGGERING ME
>>51439635
>roos loose in the top of your paddock
Is this really a meme slang?
>>51439526
Köviiin
>>51439575
Really just dumb kids are named Kevin, it's so Untermensch tier.
Kevin isn't just a name, it's a lifestyle
>>51439474
>>51439373
My dad has a lot of preconceived notions about women 2bh. Another one of his is that Russian (/Ukrainian) women are the best there are in terms of the total package. I also remember him telling me that Turkish women are the hottest.
It's impossible to change his opinions, but he has literally fucked 100+ different women (easily, I reckon at least 200) and he is still fucking multiple women a year at 65. I can't say I like it but at least he can give me advice about women.
>>51439711
kek
what about that footballer Kevin Volland
>>51439665
I've never heard that used ever in my life Vini.
Stop it. Thats why I hate these websites, they make foreigners think we speak in slang and colloquialisms only.
We aren't fucking retarded
>>51439575
kevin, chantalle, jacqueline etc. are names that are used by low-class families in germoney 2bh
bonus for combining them like:
kevin-pasqualle etc.
its like what the niggers in the states do
>>51439744
>Another one of his is that Russian (/Ukrainian) women are the best there are in terms of the total package.
and hes not wrong.
Ukrainian not so much though, they are too self-centered.
>>51439711
Wew, at least according to Johnno my named is based af
>>51439759
Yeah, I know this kind of website is crap, I was just doing it for the lulz
>Learning Turkish
DO I DARE OPEN THE FLOODGATES?
>>51439820
freshly baked bread ready?
>>51439890
I have no idea for new breads 2bh...
>>51439759
Idk, I don't watch football
>>51439784
>Jeremy-Pascale X-DDDD
>>51439744
What I was basically taught is that Russians are sluts and Turks are uggos with iron board shaped bodies tbqhwy
Opinions always differ
>>51439840
floodgates of men.
>>51439784
huh.
Interesting.
>>51439928
Yeah, my dad told me that the current crop of Russians is different, but he says that for his generation, Russians make the best wives because they're very good family wives and fiercely loyal to their husbands.
>Turks are uggos with iron board shaped bodies
Most Turks are uggos, but when a Turk is hot, then she will surpass the hottest white womminz easily, imho. There's this Turkish girl in my street I have been obsessing over for years, she is a literal 9.5/10. Great body, great face, beautiful hair.
>>51440122
The average is ugly af though, not even Turkish men want them bc they love money more than anything.
>>51440108
Wrap your laughing gear ’round that
>>51440122
what about your dad?
did he see a lot from the cunts?
i-is he some kind of a guru?
>>51440108
>Johnno feeling offended
G'day cunt!
>>51440108
oi you're as crook as Rokwood mate
what a drongo, you must have a few roos loose in the top paddock
and look at your face, it's like a dropped pie
did i say a few roos loose? more like full of them as a centipede's sock drawer
stop spitting the dummy every time a m8 uses slang
DJÖRMAN MÖME NÖMES LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
https://youtu.be/3d2gqWzj8k0
>>51440267
My dad has been to 50+ countries, and he has banged hundreds of women, just judging from his stories. And I believe him, because I've personally seen dozens of different women at his house since he started to not shelter me from that shit (so about 3-4 years).
He's just a legend when it comes to picking up women. Charismatic as fuck. People just listen to him. Always when we go somewhere, he'll casually strike up a conversation with a woman or a man out of the blue and it always ends up with exchanging numbers. Usually not even for sexual purposes, but just because that guy can offer him a job or shit like that.
On the one hand it's fun to see and my dad has a legend status around my friends and shit. On the other hand he threw away his abilities (could have been something) to chase skirt all his life.
>>51440539
>could have been something
for example?
and how did he get around so much? did he just go anywhere and looking out for a job there?
also i genuinely love hearing to lads being around the world a lot.
there is so fucking much around us even in our own cunts we have no clue about.
and this shit grows exponentially when thinking about the whole world...
simply travelling around and experiencing the whole fucking world is unironically my dream.
but i dont have the balls to do it - and i kind of like the idea of having an own family.
so i guess id have to stick to others stories...
does your dad know what you do on interbenis though?
>just spilled crazy spaghetti by telling qt I loved her when we were ending our call
It just came out. Oh fuck, cringe
>>51440539
>he threw away his abilities (could have been something) to chase skirt all his life.
His life is probably full of joy, sex and happiness, and you think he's thrown it away. Fucking eurokeks
>>51440539
Pure degeneracy. Not impressive at all, really
>>51440793
German neet, I need ideas for a bread
>>51440795
oh boi
what did she say?
>>51440793
NEETbro?
>>51440796
>His life is probably full of joy, sex and happiness
>implying if he was rich or had a good career it wouldn't be the same
RETARD ALERT
>>51440901
>>51440795
he recently delivered
15 always delivers 2bh
>being genuinely in love edition
>>51440921
HIGH FIVE M8
\o
>>51440902
She was like "w-what?"
We talked about using the L word and that no matter what it didn't feel right until we actually met in person
>>51440982
HIGH FIVE
good to see that you're still keeping up the NEET spirit
>>51440943
>implying you can have it all
Be prepared for disappointment :^)
>>51429183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnC7TdkRnP4
Dank af
>>51441077
I don't want it all, I just want a happy family.
>>51441014
>being this much of a fucking c uck
>>51441077
thats a serious thing though.
a lot of brainwashed people anywhere in the world genuinely connect a "career" and being a wageslave in general with getting lewd a lot...
thats one of the reasons why porsche has got an ebit ratio of nearly 20% :^)
>>51441152
>wageslave
>>51440793
>for example?
Successful businessman or politician for one. He's fluent in 7 languages. He's very knowledgeable about history and different cultures. He can easily get people to listen to him.
>how did he get around so much
Born in the Middle-East, studied in the Soviet Union. Was a sailor for a while. Other business related ventures. That shit adds up quickly. Especially the sailor part.
>what you do on interbenis though
Not really. I haven't had a gf in a while so he always asks me why I don't get one. He sometimes brings up online dating and shit, but usually he tells me to just wait until I become successful to really get in the dating scene. He met only one of my gf's, I usually don't tell him if I have one.
>>51440796
Joy/sex and success in other ventures aren't mutually exclusive, family.
>>51441148
>I just want a happy family.
>>51436450
Yes
>>51436626
Bruh why tf do you think she didn't have a profile pic desu desu senpai
I will bake a new bread
>>51441363
GO VINI
>>51441213
>Joy/sex and success in other ventures aren't mutually exclusive, family
I never said that. My statement was referring to your accusation that he wasted his life lifting skirts, implying that his life is a waste if he doesn't have some business/political legacy. Maybe none of that matters to him you fucking fascist shit
>>51441363
I'm sick of being the subjects of your damn threads
>>51441448
i love it though
>>51441448
it's your fault for blog posting about her
>>51441448
Don't worry, I might have done about 15 threads about you but this one is not related with you
>>51413999
Its the jewish conspiracy that has brainwashed you to race mix.
