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trap god edition
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cara
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postin itt
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Need a hobby lads
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lads
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New board lads!
What a time to be alive!
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kinda wish i was sorta british sometimes desu
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>>51438737
>What a time to be alive!
good mixtape
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for real though how hard is it to immigrate to the UK from the US given a masters degree, some money, and a clean record? Im legit curious
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2 cop or not 2 cop?
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>>51438737
Where?
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>>51438771
You seem to be confused, it's impossible to move from the UK to America, not the other way around.
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>>51438760
was decent but completely forgettable and also dishonourable to try and charge for a mixtape
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>>51438771
fuck off we dont want you

pretty yank girls are allowed though
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>>51438771
you can't and won't. stop daydreaming.
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>>51438771
dunno lol
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>>51438484
might check out album

>>51438635
its just a laziness thing
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>>51438771
american emigration laws are bullshit, so you probably cant do it

you could get a business visa and work in the UK until you could get a green card, but you'd still have to pay US taxes
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>>51438777
personally dont like the colour lad
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just dropped £500 on myself buying my own christmas present haha
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feels weird knowing i'm more shredded than anyone here
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reposting for the benefit of our spooky skeleton friend
>>51438627
>you can't gain muscle when you have no fat
why do people who are tiny think they know how to gain size? Look senpai, >>>/fit/, read the fucking sticky and get in the fucking gym
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she's never going to be my gf is she lads?
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>>51438856
>but you'd still have to pay US taxes

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>amerikuks
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>>51438771
US emigration are literally don't worry youre here forever status 2bh
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>>51438884
i want to lick that body
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>>51438814
i don't think drake is contractually allowed to release free music
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>>51438884
fuck off tiny
see above
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>>51438884
tiny? I thought you killed yourself
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hungry so i ate some food now i'm not hungry lol
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>>51438912
who?
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>Watching any media from the Nazis perspective
>The Nazis call themselves "Nazi"

REEE Nazi is an insult that was only used by the Allied powers
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>>51438771
you realize living standards are literally higher here or in canada right
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>>51438884
fuck off tiny you little cunt
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>>51438952
madman
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>>51438884
pls b in london
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>>51438964
Jennie lad. Try to keep up.
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>>51438971
>insult
literally just short for national socialist
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>>51439012
why wont she be your gf
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>>51438935
bit bent
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just came to a video of a married white woman getting railed over a pool table by two black lads
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>>51438856
you don't actually get taxed if you're overseas iirc, but you have to lodge papers all the same then get walloped when you move back to the US
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why can't I get into vidya lads? got myself a PS3 bout 3 years ago. the games were okay but so fucking repetitive and unappealing. ended up just giving the fucking to my brother

thinking of getting a PS4 or XBone but I fear the same will thing will happen. I loved games when I was a kid (Commodore 64 and mega-drive master race) but modern games just seem so boring. visually, they're extraordinary but they seem to have completely abandoned actual gameplay in favour of visuals and 'controversy'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0zjrOqRXno

TRAP GOD

TRAP GOD

IM THE TRAP GOD

YAH HERD SONNNNNN

IM THE TRAP GODDDD
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>>51439037
>pool table

Fuck off yank
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>lad makes a post about video games
>tell him to grow up
>actually play video games all the time

feeling absolutely F I E N D I S H right now tbqh
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>>51438726
I recommend sucking dick
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>>51438884
being 5' 6''

haha
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDmTXTAyMn8

tune
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>>51439036
what do non benders think when they see a perfect male physique like that?
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>>51439057
proper sad he died 2bh
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call me at 867-5309 lads

>>51439057
rip
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>>51438918
>>51438856
not true. you just have to pay taxes that you already owe. this is to prevent tax evasion. you will still file a tax return unless you give up your american citizenship but you wont actually pay US taxes
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>>51439033
She doesn't find me sexually attractive
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>>51439126
hello is this jenny
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>>51439106
me 2 2nh
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>>51439047
You've grown up and aren't a baby any more so don't like things for babies e.g video games
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reading ssaras twitter. the left have already moved on to another useless debate this time with veganism

do you think lefties even know or give a fuck that they are completely incapable of winning another mainstream election?
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have developed a big attraction for brazillian women

it started after seeing them clap their arses together on the word "boom"

https://youtu.be/DsmbF_TC1PM?t=46
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>>51439104

that i want to have it, not lick it you scumbag
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>>51439104
>tiny
>perfect
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Feeling much better when slightly drunk lads.

On one hand I am less precise, less thoughtful, make more typos and other mistakes.

On the other hand, I actually do good work rather then procrastinate, interact confidently with other people rather than over-thinking my every action, and in general act with outgoing confidence rather than sterile introspection.

I understand this is unhealthy; but how do I transplant the healthy aspects of my drunk personality to may sober life?
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>He doesn't dress Scumwave.
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>>51439129
oh well lad my oneitis only contacts me when she wants to do drugs thats a bit worse in a way x
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>>51439057
F
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>>51439179
does wanting to lick it make me bent? don't really think of myself in that way 2bh
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>>51439104
dont realy think much desu

impressive i guess tho
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo

anylad got any more choons like this?
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>>51439165
>implying all the pakis don't vote left
>implying the pakis aren't outbreeding us
give it time lad
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>>51439190
yeah i think i'd do better at work if i came in slightly tipsy

that reminds me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIv96reVlAE
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just waiting for the other shoe to drop
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does this film accurately portray life in the UK?
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Where to find qt girls who are socially competent but still regard themselves as loners because they struggle to comprehend the vacuous meaningless lives of their peers? (i.e. me in female form)
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>>51439247

you want to lick my body and are trying to claim you aren't bent? how much ket have you taken lol
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>>51439190
yeah I'm still wondering this
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New thread

>>51439145
>>51439145
>>51439145
>>51439145
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>>51439261
not really. pakis have shops to inherit so they won't want corbyn taking it all
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Been in an LDR with a chinese bird for 3 years lads

Pretty sure she doesnt feel any feels or have any plans to be with me any more (though she once did), but we still talk daily out of habit i guess

other problem is i might just be second guessing her so i dont want to ruin everything.

>why haven't you met her yet
we're both too poor, i'm pretty sure she works in a sweatshop or some shit and i'm a neet so its a bit flimsy.
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>>51439069
wat
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>>51439303
they don't exist, sorry lad
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>>51439294
yes
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>>51439309
tiny mate
fuck off yeah
wasteman
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>>51439362
>dating a gook
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Is sexual liberation really "liberation"?

Weigh in, /brit/
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life was better in the friend zone lads
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>>51439409

Yep
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>>51439254
ORIGINAL PIRATE MATERIAL
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>>51439309
Show us your cock
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>>51439303
>struggle to comprehend the vacuous meaningless lives of their peers
>socially competent
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>>51439409
not really, it's just changed which side of the fence is demonised 2bh

promiscuous has become the norm and virginity/inexperience have become demonised more so than before.
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>>51439362
>3 year LDR
>with a chink
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jenna
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>Where to find qt girls who are socially competent but still regard themselves as loners because they struggle to comprehend the vacuous meaningless lives of their peers? (i.e. me in female form)
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>>51439309
does licking a lollypop mean you want to have sex with one?
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>>51439362
This type of thing does not count as you having a gf/being in a relationship
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>>51439362
>See LDR
>Think Light Dependant Resistor
Am i autist?
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cillian
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>>51439560
lewd
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Any netflix recommendations lads
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>>51439560
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3urhrn/tifu_by_cooking_my_girlfriends_cat/

had a laff lads
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>>51439560
er
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>>51439362
why would you even bother ay

I'd rather be alone than in some shit like that.
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Status: DONE
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>>51439134
hey whats up hello
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>>51439560
would love to squeeze his little cum filled balls
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SEVENTEEN THIRTY EIGHT
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>>51439560
jannys going fucking MENTAL over this post
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>>51439529
no yeah i agree.
>>51439557
yes
>>51439492
yeah man
>>51439597
well we get along very well, i prefer messaging her than anyone i know irl.

also its like a hypothetical wife in the bag, if i ever make enough money to go to china.
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>>51439643
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>>51439643
zoo gang
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>>51439557

Yes, hello fellow aspie :P
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>>51439679
>yes
Should I kill myself?
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women are only good for taking our seed
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>>51439679
>its like a hypothetical wife in the bag, if i ever make enough money to go to china.

oh m8 come on
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>>51439439
Skeptical
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>>51439714
>:P
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>>51439714
Hi
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O the year was 1778
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>>51439755
=P XD
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>>51439755
fuck off yank
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hahaha going to leave work soon and go for a swim I reckon lmao
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>>51439770
thing weren't going super great
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>>51439792
>yanks
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1776 will commence again!
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>>51439586
pls respond
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piper
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>>51439770
How I wish I was is Sherbrooke now
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>>51439679
Just go for the relationship lad if you've got nothing else going on, I mean I assume you're already happier than most people here
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>>51439810
ya ikr
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>>51439557
this was on yik yak the other day
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lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzFuWa0TqSs
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agency overpaid me 40 quid

do i legally have to return it
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>>51438671
>implying brits know what trap is
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>>51439723

No, embrace it and find your savant niche in life.
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>>51439831
>posting the worst Piper
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>>51439057
why did he have to die

why wwhy why
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>>51439867
forget about it and pretend you didnt notice
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>>51439882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0mNbncVHUc
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>>51439851
I hope you only ever listen to this ironically?
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>>51439764
Hey ^_^
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>>51439733
its all i got bruh.
>>51439842
well i mean im unhappy because im as lonely as the rest of you.

i just have a penpal who can hypothetically turn into a gf.
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>>51439888
I want to kill myself anyway. I'm just hoping for a push in the right direction
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Off to bed normies
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>>51439831
curie >>>

>>51439901
mulder didn't age well haha
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>>51439953
>going to bed at midnight
>calling us normies
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>>51439930
I might be starving but I won't eat rotten meat m8
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really need a whatcd account
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>ywn play Road to the Isles on the bagpipes as your comrades fall around you
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Fuck off fuck off fuck off FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>51439976
>mulder
I hate you, Yankie bastard
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met a qt short shy musical instrument playing bulgarian girl last night

got her on facebook

peng ting
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>>51439990
merseyside mentioned
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>>51439998
mean post imo
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R8 my cum stained boxer briefs
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>>51440001
What instrument
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>>51440001
Show us her profile pic then lad
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>>51439923
yeah but occasionally listen to it unironically as well x
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>>51440036
guitar and piano
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>>51440031
do you cum sand
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poppin pills is all we know
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biggest post you've ever done lads?
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>>51440001
>peng ting

fuck off yank
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>>51440049
I suppose occasionally isn't too bad a crime...
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>>51440030
Good
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>News

Ha ha did the man report the event?
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>>51440101
okay very funny now stop bullying xo
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>>51439944
Don't kill yourself mate, that's just foolish.
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>>51440077
Haha she wouldn't suck me off she just makes out and touches my cock

Just kill me
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>>51440088
peng ting is brit slang you spacker
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>>51439929
How are you?
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Why is >>>/trash/ full of horse fuckers and furfags?
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>>51440129
>memes

haha did the kid remix the post
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>>51440164
>spacker
fuck off yank
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>>51440191
because it's the only board that allows them
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>>51440160
still a font post 2bh
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>>51440135
>foolish

fuck off yank
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>peng ting
>finna
>innawoods
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>>51440191
Only sub4chan that's NSFW and doesn't explicitly forbid /mlp/
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REALLY FUCKING NEED A WHAT.CD ACCOUNT

cba taking the interview
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87TKWgRyCE
literally my avg day tbhq
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thinking about getting tatted up lads
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>>51440265

sent :)
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How accurate is this?
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>>51440134
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http://strawpoll.me/6137886

http://strawpoll.me/6137886
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>>51440295
*tats you up*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXo_d6tNWuY&feature=youtu.be

future
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need to prep a 10 min presentation tomorrow lads, its possible right?
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>>51439998
whats wrong with mulder
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>>51440346
Codiene crazy is unironically the best song of all time
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>>51440295
Yes lad but don't do it for the sake of it, do it because you find a design you want.
If you turn up somewhere and choose a tat out of a book or off Google images then kill yourself desu, something a little bit different is what you want!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmA5Uest-aw
tune alert *alarm blares*
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>>51440362
>whats wrong with mulder
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>>51440319
The fast fact section was 100% accurate.
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Tried Rekorderlig for the first time tonight. It's so sickly. Don't know how women and benders can drink it.
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>>51440384
agreed 2bh
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>>51440348
Nah, you're fucked, You can write it and practice it once or twice, but you won't really know it well enough to present it without looking like a turbo autist.
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watch how i run up them bands
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http://strawpoll.me/6137915

http://strawpoll.me/6137915
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>>51440411
swedish cider is the nectar of the gods desu
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might blow thainonce the fuck out tonight lads
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>>51439593
a mate did this with a cat in dryer when we were like 13. Just threw some stuff in it and turned it on and left. There were massive claw marks all over the barrel inside afterwards.
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>>51440231
Should I instead say folly? Or perhaps foolhardy is more to your liking?

Fuck off you prick.
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>>51440453
its actually a poster presentation so i get to put a load of shit on a poster and people ask questions about it. not too hard.
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Lads I've got to the stage where I'm almost close to tears when I listen to certain pieces of classical music because they're so beautiful. Is this a bad thing?
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>>51440319
reaching pretty far t-b-h
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>>51440467

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkmrtnOMkA
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http://strawpoll.me/6137922

http://strawpoll.me/6137922
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>>51440463
*watches*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6XOXiFU90I
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>>51440319
>I don't know why I grind my teeth at night
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>>51439208
>Wear Sunderland jacket
>Everyone tries talking to me about Sunderland
>Awkwardly have to explain that I don't actually care for football
I'm sure as shit not getting a Celtic jacket either.
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>>51440411
It's lovely!
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>>51440486
>prick

FUCK OFF YANK
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desu
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>>51440533
>2013
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how accurate is this?
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>>51440547
why on earth would you wear it if you don't actually like it

you foolhardy knobjockey
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>>51440553
YOU ARE THE YANK!
>>
aye
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http://strawpoll.me/6137943

http://strawpoll.me/6137943
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>>51440598
WE ARE A LONE!
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wanted to make a post earlier but i couldn't
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>>51440616
Interesting poll
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>>51440566
still a banger tbf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anw3KcxBC78
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how accurate is this?
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>>51440617
THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
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>>51440641
humanity: the picture
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU54-d4-Xu8

me and the lads
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could two NEET anons from different countries switch places and no one would notice? i think it could work as long as they looked similar
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just had to reinstall windows 10 because my computer buggered up and now all my apps are gone
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>>51440664
YOUR MUM HAS A NICE BUM!
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>>51440319
so apparently this is wrong

are we meant to walk flat footed?

that's dumb

clumping like a giant lol
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>>51440677
read that as #bbc and got excited desu
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>>51440687
>apps
Fuck off.
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http://strawpoll.me/6137966
http://strawpoll.me/6137966
http://strawpoll.me/6137966
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>>51440687
Sorry for your lots
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>>51440411
non-apple ciders are way too sweet in general. might aswell be drinking lemonade

pear ciders are lovely, but even they can be too sweet after 3 or 4. the reason apple cider is so good is because apples naturally have a balance of sweet and bitter
>>
>>51440687
>falling for the 10fagjew
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>>51440687

>apps
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>>51440695
SHE'S DEAD MATE!
>>
>>51440698
>overpronation.jpg
i do that haha. have custom orthotics and everything and i still can't walk without pain
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>>51440640
juicy j has lost it senpai
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just spilleed a load of drink on my bed ffs
>>
>>51440677
who/what is charlie?
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>>51440743
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS!
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>Hello goys I mean guys, would you like a COMPLETELY FREE upgrade. I promise nothing bad will happen even though we've never done anything like this before. he he stupid goy....
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>>51440765
cocaine
>>
>>51440751
Spilled a load on your mums pu$$y
>>
>>51440677
>white people
>>
Bladder is acting up again. Considering suicide.
>>
>>51440708
>>51440740
that's what they're called though

like skype and google chrome and shit
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>>51440765
my mate
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>juicy j has lost it
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>>51440744
i don't understand what the alternative is

putting your foot flat down or toes first with every step is not practical
>>
dont nobody nobody fuck with my kitchen
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consider the following
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>>51440770
THANK YOU!
IT HAS BEEN HARD DESU!
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>>51440731
>fag

fuck off yank
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>>51440778
thanks senpai
>>51440819
yeah, i should've gotten that one
>>
>>51440838
haha benis
>>
>>51440808
They are called programs mate.
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>>juicy j has lost it
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thinking of getting a computer
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>>51440863
hehe
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>>51440833
still bangs ~9 years later
guwop is literally divine
>>
>>51440867
need mo money fo dem programz
>>
>We're at a pivotal moment in history where people have started referring to "computer programs" as "apps"
>>
katyusha
>>
need mo money fo dem pogromz
>>
>>51440885
>canadians will never ever have euroshopper
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>>51440918
why would he say this
>>
goodnight
>>
Joseph Smith was a prophet..DDUM DUMDUM DUMD
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>>51440880
bought a thousand pound computer last year and have been in my overdraft ever since and i barely even use the thing shittest decision ever
>>
>>51440900
retail shops and beauty parlours
to cover up them dirtty dollars
>>
>>51440577
I thought it was funny to own a football jacket.
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>tfw no qt british qt
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>>51440980
>qt
>british
pick one
>>
steph curry with the pot
>>
>>51440974
my wife a georgia peach you look more like a lemon
>>
>Tfw no yank bf
>>
>>51440998
You're probably welsh and only find sheep attractive
>>
>>51441023
hi (i'm a girl tho)
>>
any bridges lads
>>
Lads how long will the smell of one cigarette stay in my room for? I ask because in 2 weeks there is a room inspection from landlord and ill be fucked if there is slightest smell
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want some weed so i can just spark up a cheeky joint when nobodys in and mong out but cba to actually go and buy the weed haha x
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having a cheeky snack lads
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>>51441056
tell him you had m8 round who smoked once
>>
>>51441023
fuck off bender

>>51441045
>how dare you call ugly hogs ugly hogs
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>tfw your oneitis is qt, smart, funny and cool
>tfw she's also a massive slag and slept with 15+ guys, half them she hangs out with and isn't shy about it
Why am I forced to choose between Rasheeda and white whores?
>>
>>51441071

literally grew up on them
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>>51441056
>being a ciggy butt brain
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>>51441091
Would still be me paying fine/cleaning fee...would be gone in 2 weeks though right?
>>
>>51441056
>nearly 2016
>smoking
>>
>>51441103
I grew up on angel delight
as a main course
>>
Business idea: advance the fetishisation of collarbones
>>
literally 19 soon lads
>>
>>51441054
Give us another Pultney lad.
>>
>>51441100
>getting oneitis for a slag

literally bottom of the barrell tier m8 piss off
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>>51441140
yes, I agree
>>
>>51441103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ
>>
>>51441145
Mental
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>>51441140
>>51441173
>>
lads, serious question here

how are niggers so good at not falling for girls? dont think ive EVER seen a black lad that got oneitis or was proper whipped by a girl or something

how do they do it lads
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>he doesn't smoke
>>
>>51441071
hope youre having some dairylea dunkers with that
>>
Do you think white girls hate white guys who like asians like how white guys hate white girls who like niggers?
>>
>>51441050
>girls
But I'm a poof
>>
Business idea: asian gf
>>
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>>51441153
The other side is pretty ghetto desu
>>
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post >yfw you learned that girls had fannies instead of willies
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>>51441155
Didn't realise until it was too late, matey. I was set up.
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>>51441173
good laddie
>>
>>51441114
he wouldnt notice it tomorrow, m8
>>
>>51441185
money over bitches
>>
Was at aldi earlier and this Chinaman just walks up to the checkout and buys a load of bottles of water and just walks out

Who did he think he was?
>>
>>51441205
doesnt matter you should be able to get rid of it as soon as you find out shes a slag you melt
>>
>>51441199
I used to take baths with my sister
>>
>>51441197
I'm in
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>>51441175

This has to be a joke
>>
>>51441199
First found hentai when I was about eight haha
>>
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>>51441219
>Getting rid of it that easily
Fuck off, normie.
>>
>>51441225
>poortherners
>>
>>51441185
never fall in love cos a bitch is a bitch
>>
no jgf lads
>>
>>51441199
>fannies

fucking lol
>>
thoughts on freddie gibbs lads?
>>
>>51441245
m8 i have oneitis but if i found out she was a slag shed be in the fucking bin senpai
>>
is the term 'depression' thrown around far too casually these days?

its good that people are more willing now to discuss their feelings ... but everyone seems to be fucking 'depressed' nowadays. the term basically means nothing now. any gravity it ever had has been diluted to a throwaway excuse for not wanting to get out of fucking bed in the morning
>>
>>51441198
Symbolic of the divide between BA1 and BA2.

Give us a Batheaston Toll Bridge while you're at it.
>>
>>51441283
agree desu

think it comes from there not being a strong definition for it so any tom dick and harry can claim to be depressed
>>
>>51441283
>is the term 'depression' thrown around far too casually these days?
that or the industrial revolution has destroyed happiness
>>
literally don't even know what st andrew has to do with scotland lolo
>>
>>51441279
meme rapper for muh real hip hop plebs
>>
>>51441283
it's been ruined by normies
>>
>muh sekrit sad club
>>
>>51441329
>muh real hip hop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNeFCI97WI
have you only listened to pinata lad?
>>
>>51441327
St Andrew is the patron saint of Scotland
>>
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>>51441309
you have to pay to cross this?
shaking my head

also not sure how much i like the idea of toll bridges in my analogy

going to do a think on it
>>
>>51441198
was gonna say that place looks like a depressing shithole but then i realised i live there haha
>>
>>51441322
I think so. It's used to describe 'lack of happiness'.

I didn't know what depression was until I started getting PAWS. Easily the worst experience of my life.
>>
Lads how can I make a lot of money fast, with some luck
>>
is the bbc website fucked for you lads as well?

http://bbc.co.uk/news
>>
>>51441390
trading on the markets famalam
>>
>>51441367
why tho
>>
>>51441390
pick flax
spin into bowstrings
>>
As a lad trying to fit in the British crowd.

What would be the most yankish things to say in UK?
>>
>>51441250
>tfw the oldest so I got to get into the bath first when it was still warm
Good feel man
>>
>>51441390
Sell everything

Put it all on a horse
>>
>>51441399
ye
>>
>>51441399
yeh
>>
>>51441399
yeah its down

heading to parliament square to protest
>>
>>51441415
fuck off literal paki
>>
>>51441447
see you there lad x
>>
>>51441399
yes actually

>>51441408
idk
the scottish flag is the cross of St Andrew
>>
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>>51441447
make sure to take your mask
>>
>>51441408
He founded the best and oldest uni there.
>>
>>51441415
When I worked in a hotel I heard an american say 'English dollars'.
>>
Everything begins with ultra, lads
>>
tried to find a picture of someone sleeping on a bridge but it was just pictures of hobos desu

night lads
>>
watch how i run up them bands
>>
>>51441405
If this post ends in 0-3
>>51441409
4-6
>>51441422
7-9

God of digits decide my future
>>
just picked an inch long dandruff flake from my hair lads
>>
>>51438777
not particularly a fan of the design, lyle & scott have some good shit tho if you're not a poorfag
>>
>>51441575
wew lad you're gonna be rolling in gp
>>
>>51441534
Was going to make a post in the new about Kyary B-sides and now literally no one is going to get it.
>>
>>51441587
twat
>>
>>51438936
future is hot garbage desu, DS2 is the only salvagable part of his entire discography
>>
should i start my essay now or go to sleep and try and make lectures and do it tomorrow
>>
>>51441592
Fuckin' right I am lad cheers

I'll buy you a bud light when I'm rolling in dosh
>>
>>51441631

sleep is for the weak
>>
>>51441408
clouds in the sky mate

literally
>>
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>future is hot garbage
>>
>>51441631
whens the essay in for
>>
>>51441631
what time do you have to be up?
>>
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>>51439057
RIP son, here's a rare 3PAC in his memory

ZHG lives on though, apparently there's posthumous music coming out and Bing Flosby is putting together a double mixtape of straight hootless bars
>>
>>51441659
wednesday

>>51441663
10pm
>>
>>51441631
>going to class

rofl
>>
drunk desu
>>
fucks sake lads i reinstalled windows and now my youtube account isn't letting me back in because it doesn't trust me computer

fuck these guys, if i want to have an insecure account then that should be my prerogative
>>
>>51441681
wanna fuck
>>
>>51441677
you mean 10 am right? if so work till 2:15 then go to bed then
>>
I want my flatmate to fuck me
>>
>>51441663
>>51441677
make that am

>>51441679
haven't been in for 3 weeks desu
>>
>>51441677
should just not go lecture and do it tomorrow instead of going lecture

2bh when ive got deadlines i never go lecture feels like a waste of time why would i go listen to some pleb drone on and pretend to listen and pretend like im ever gonna look at any notes i take ever again when i could be doing my assignment
>>
>>51441700
k
>>
>>51441718
it's not the lecture i'm worried about really, it's the group meeting i've got
>>
>>51441723
ok *calls up jamal*
>>
>>51441657
literally is though, travi$ scott outclasses him by far
>>
>>51441631
>>51441677
Start it right now and don't bother doing the finishing touches until you wake up
>>
how do people get from england to ireland? is there a tunnel or a bridge?
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>>51441757
>group meeting
>>
>>51441765
they make different music though
>>
>>51441778
We have things called boats
>>
>>51441778
we usually take the Zeppelin
>>
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>>51441778
dunno mate, how do people generally get across bodies of water?
>>
just did a cheeky cum up the jgfs nose
>>
>>51441778
there really should be
>>
>>51441765
travis scott and future arent really comparable artists senpai they do different shit
>>
>>51441793
>>51441801
>>51441808
why not build a bridge or a tunnel?
>>
>>51441789
>heavily autotuned trap
let's be real they're pretty fuckin similar
>>
>>51441848
travis scott hasn't really made trap since owl pharoah. he also doesn't sing
>>
>>51441846
because then we would have Irish refugees coming through it
>>
>>51441846
nobody really wants to go to ireland enough to justify the expense
>>
>>51441846
it would be nice to beat the faggot scandies at bridge building

but it'd be so expensive to maintain
>>
>>51441846
>wanting to be connected to ireland
>>
>>51441846

IRA would blow it up or something
>>
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>tfw will probably die alone
>>
>>51441906
>>51441906
>>51441906
>>
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>I have the charisma and looks to be promiscuous
>>
>>51441778
catapult
>>
>>51440088
>>51440202
new meta right here
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