>driving my wife and her boyfriend home
>"How do you know so much about flags,Anon?"
>>51438450
>my wife
>her boyfriend
Surely bait. Fuck off.
>>51438637
>Surely bait. Fuck off.
>bumps his thread
nice one retard
>tfw wife's son is only 14 and already 4" taller than me
>my wife
>her boyfriend
Flags aren't your problem right now
>>51438689
Sure they are. Red flags.
>>51438450
So in short, you're a c.uck?
>2015
>not having a wife with a boyfriend
I bet your husband doesn't even have a girlfriend either
Ah...you enjoy watching another man fucks your wife, am I right? Emm...who wouldn't want to watch beautiful manly man "in action", right? The way he thrust in and out, his butt, moans, sweats and stuff. :3
But it's not healthy to be a cückold, OP. In marriage you must be the one in control. Marriage is not porn. There are cons waiting for you if you tryna treat real life the same way in porn, know what I'm saying?
>>51438689
>>51438826
>>51438878
fuck off
C∪ckoldry is a thinking man's fetish
>>51439051
My wife tells me that she loves me. Does it really matter if she has sex with other men? As long as she loves me,she can have sex with whoever she wants.
>>51439112
There it is, people: The most beta comment you'll see all day.
>>51439132
She loves your money m8.
>mfw watching an amateur video on mless
>some guy decided he wanted to try interracial cukolding
>he's just sitting in the corner filming as the black guy is getting his dick sucked and eating the grill out
>right as the black is about to start fucking her, the guy speaks up and says "honey, I'm having second thoughts about this"
>the grill has an angry expression and just says "what are you talking about?"
>she proceeds to completely ignore him and start fucking the black guy
Is there any group of """""people""""" more pathetic than cukolds?
>>51439112
t. cukknada
>>51439112
what are you doing in Canada moot?
>>51439213
link?
>>51439132
No it doesn't matter, and don't listen to these other guys if they try to tell you it's not okay. Monogamy is only part of a relationship, and if everything else is good, than you shouldn't stop it.
>be me
>in a local bar, drinking
>waiting in a queue for drinks
>they got some glass bottles with flags on them, not sure what's inside and don't really care
>half of the flags is sticked upside down, india being one of them
took me a lot of self-control not to go full autist and tell them
>>51439523
I didn't save it and this was long ago, it'd be way too difficult to find it now.
>>51439533
>Be American
>surrounded by people who have no idea what the world outside the U.S. looks like
>decide to quiz my roommate on elementary European geography.
>Q1: what is the capital of Ireland
>A1: Denmark? I know it starts with a D.
>at this point I'd already lost hope.
>Q2: This is the country with the city of Barcelona.
>A2: Colombia
>Q3: This is the River that runs through the middle of Germany.
>A3: The Nile?
>Q4: Name a European Micronation.
>A4: Rome.
>Q5: What is the capital city of Germany
>A5: Poland! I knew that one.
>>51439900
this is sad. People should at least know about the Berlin wall.
but the capital of Ireland and the german river are hard questions, average BRs won't know that.
>>51439213
>Is there any group of """""people""""" more pathetic than cukolds?
Weeaboos and whiteknights would have to come close, surely.
>>51438450
That would've been funnier if you were posting from a Swedish or British proxy.
>>51439900
me
>almost dropped out of school because of maths and shit
>can find all the usa states on the map
some girl from my class
>godlike-tier marks, exceeds in almost everything, considered as really smart
>can't name 3 random states of the usa
>>51440157
That's pretty impressive! Maybe 1/2 of Americans could do that on a blank map.
>>51439112
>A
>FUCKING
>[spoiler]KEK[/spoiler]
>>51439900
>Be years ago
>Be still in highschool
>Group of people I hang out with are talking about something, can't remember what
>Kid with Dutch ancestry speaks up with some idea
>We all make a bunch of disparaging remarks about the Dutch for no reason other than getting a rise out of him
>Girl in our group tries to stand up for him
>Girl: He's not Dutch, he's from Holland!
>Our faces when
>>51440303
really? i mean, i can understand that some of you don't really care about europe so you won't know much about its geography, but i thought most of americans are being taught about your geography in school
hell, even i found all of them in 59 seconds in a test despite never really trying to learn them all (with 1 mistake to be fair but still)
>>51440426
I loved messing with foreign exchange students in Highschool. My Junior year (11th grade) we had a German foreign exchange student. Me and my pals found out he was in the same choir class as us (choir was a requirement in our district). It's tradition that the juniors get to choose the first song in a concert. We all get together and choose to sing Hatikvah, the national anthem of Israel. Looking back at it we were being really stupid, but it was funny at the time.
>>51440680
We're taught national geography in 4-6th grade. So loads of people forget it by the time they're adults.
>>51440704
>We all get together and choose to sing Hatikvah, the national anthem of Israel.
Did it even really mess with him? I can't imagine it even registering with him that you were fucking with him.
>I loved messing with foreign exchange students in highschool.
Sadly, most kids here are terrible at it. I remember we got a shitload of Japanese students at school for a short while and the only thing some of the kids thought to do to mess with them was to shout "ching chong" at them a heap... Ching chong... Fucking idiots couldn't even pick the right country to be racist about. It takes a hell of a lot to make me ashamed of my country, but on that day, those kids made it by a mile.
Oh and there was an Indonesian kid we went to school with. We once caught him eating a hotdog in daylight hours during Ramadan, so we used that to mess with him for months. Everytime he wouldn't do something for us or give us something we'd tell him that we'd tell his mum about the hotdog incident. Poor guy nearly shit himself everytime we played that card.
>>51440426
FUCK YOU STEVE I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU RUINED MY CHILDHOOD
>>51441033
No no, I said Dutch ancestry; not necessarily Dutch. He was born and raised in Australia as far as I'm aware. Also aren't you supposed to call us all Bruce or something like that?
>>51441062
>all Australians are called Bruce
that's racist
>>51441105
But then why Steve?
>>51441170
Because your name is Steve
I do not like Danish people.
>>51440075
Kekolding is an almost exclusive American phenomenon though
Literally 100% of kek porn is American, and going by the viewing stats on porn sites (such as the listings on PornMD) nearly 100% of the viewers are from the USA
Kekolding - the American's fetish
>>51439112
You're not wrong. It takes a lot of thinking to justify being a kek.
>>51441170
Shut up Craig
>>51441214
That's racist.
>>51441273
I've long thought the very same thing.
Every single Scandinavian country is okau.
Finland, Norway, Iceland
Sweden is bit gay but tolerable.
Danes are the fucking worst though. Subhumans. All of them.
>>51439531
>tfw you can't tell if people are being serious or not
>tfw it really has come this far
>be me
>pretty drunk
>Indian looking dude near me
>took a lot of self-self-control to not yell POO IN LOO at him
It is completely okay to discrimate against Danes
Danes are subhuman
>>51441608
>>51441535
>>51441337
Yeah we get it, you don't like Danes.
>>51441683
Danis subhuman butthurt detected
Sometimes I love this place.
>>51439900
>>Q4: Name a European Micronation.
>>A4: Rome.
To be fair hes not far off there
>>51439900
>A5: Poland
You have to be shitting me
>>51439112
Will the shame ever cease to stop?
>>51442301
>cease to stop
evidently not
>>51439900
>point obvious country to Americans on the map
>profit
