25% of your country now consists of Iranian immigrants, what do?
i fuk ur mum like i do every day
sell my entire collection of smug Pepes, now that physical manifestations of him have become commonplace
Cry and complain, just like I'm doing already even though that percentage is off by a little bit
>>51419975
Iranians are bro tier and Shia Muslims are not S*nni so I don't mind them
Iranian azerbaijanis? Nothing.
Persians? Feed the fish in Caspian with them.
>>51420644
t. Navid Ghoochanezadeh
>>51419975
Build walls, drink more and watch society re-segregate itself from a safe distance.
I used to work with an Iranian dude who moved here when he was 3 and was brought up in neighborhoods where all the other immigrants lived as well. Somalis and other used to bully him because he was shia so it was hilarious when he went on anti-shitskin rants that he could channel from his childhood, being surrounded by those animals.
25% wouldn't be that bad.
>>51420687
What about azeri iranians? :^)
>>51420744
.t ashraf doshanba
Sell them guns and remove Sunnis together.
Iranians are cool though.
Have sex with their qts.
implement sarmatism
>>51419975
They would act better than those subhumans sunnis for sure... but that's still shitskins
Shoot to kill
>>51419975
Eat lots of fesenjoon
they seem to be the only major population under a minority and oppressed sect from an otherwise tyrannical and unbending religion that will allow their adherents to develop a sense of introspection and a smidgen of rationality and humility, and their women are probably the most attractive i've seen of all the muslim countries i've been to (with the possible exceptions of bosnia and turkey)
what's not to like?
>>51421670
>Ayyranians
>humility
tip top kek
I wonder if I could just go to the meatshop, buy a ton of pork and give myself a monthly pork-only diet, so that after some time I will consist of pork in somw percent, and thus become an ultimate weapon against muslims, turning them sinners left and right with my bare hands
Either outreproduce them or perish. Simple.
remove chelow kebab
>>51421730
It doesn't work that way.
>>51421670
Shias remind me of Catholics so I like them.
>>51419975
my fucking dick would fall off omg please let this happen.
>>51421725
t.afghan
Hope that my uncle is with them
>>51421730
>I will consist of pork in somw percent
You do that already.
>>51421730
wew
ALLAH ACKBAR
>>51419975
So nothing changed
fuck em all to death
>>51419975
Cry.
Cuddle their women
Start a new porn category called Iranian Immigrant Porn and make millions.
>>51419975
Would have to move to another country. There are many Iranian immigrants in my city, they're so shit-tier that the housing communities don't allow them to rent. Most of their women are westernized sluts with massive superiority complexes and horrible personalities. I've lived in the Bronx for 5 years with Mexicans and blacks, and yet I can say Iranians are even worse.
>>51424277
There's no Iranian immigrant, but there's a lot of Latina immigrant lmfao
>>51424317
>There are many Iranian immigrants in my city, they're so shit-tier that the housing communities don't allow them to rent
Is it because the Iranians insist on shitting indoors?
>>51419975
wonder how we got rid of some
>>51421196
>California
>>51424362
They're even dirtier than Indians, you haven't seen the inside of their houses
The only Iranian women I met irl was the biggest feminazi i've encountered. No pls.
>>51424460
trigger you
>>51424443
>tfw no common flag
>>51425328
who's that cute girl?
It depends, are they persians or arabs?
>>51428220
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maryam_Mirzakhani
What's the chance of having fair offspring with one of them?
>>51419975
fuck them all to death
are they persian jews or persian muslims?
>>51428504
> married with a daughter
well too bad, she was super cute
Iranians, Filipinos, Indians and Chinese are pouring Ito Canada every year
>>51420033
Top bantz
>>51428677
>daughter
>too bad
you just need some wait
Only if they were Sunni Persians...if they were Shia scums, they'll accidentally get poisoned or sent to live in Israel.
>>51429061
Exactly how are Sunnis better than shias
>>51419975
Fuck 'em all
>>51429302
We (Sunni) are the Truth and they (Shia) are nothing but Falsehood.
I am agnostic muslim, by the way.
>>51429338
reminder
not all russians understand hospitality like that
I'm conflicted. Shi'ism is clearly theologically wrong, but Shi'a culture produces marginally more decent people than Wahhabiscum "culture"
nothing
t. wenedo-sarmatian
>>51429480
>"I'm agnostic Muslim"
>put his belief in one section of Islam, which is un ironically responsible for 99% of all terror attacks
Lol you are not agnostic
>>51429480
Mate, you are a faggot. Do you know what would happen if ISIS got a hold of you?
>>51419975
Wonder how Iran could have enough people for us to not manage to beat them all to death
>>51429610
I question God's role and His powers and control (in our lives). In fact, I despise Him...how am I not agnostic? I still believe when it comes to Islam, Sunni is the way. That's all...
>>51429622
They would probably kill me for a dumb reason anyway. Xp
Draft them to fight against the flooding Sunni hordes.
Each soldier gets 10 acres of land and a tractor so they don't flee.
Also acquire Iranian qt I guess.
>>51421488
This.
>>51430075
The very essence of being agnostic is not following very specific rules and sects of religions you dumb fuck, while still maintaining the debate that there may or may not be a God
How the fuck can you be Sunni agnostic? Are you retarded lad?
Tell me again what the Shahahdah is...
>>51435340
Don't even bother, he is literally a "Sunni Agnostic Homosexual Muslim". More contradictions than words.
>>51429480
>610+1405
>We (Sunni) are the Truth and they (Shia) are nothing but Falsehood.
>>51429480
>I'm Agnostic
>My religion is true while this one isn't
Uhh that's not how it works.
>>51429558
>theologically wrong
hows that?
Migrate to somewhere else
It's cool.
>>51421730
>I will consist of pork in somw percent,
>slav
>wants to become pork
you already are friend
>>51437156
I just want to find an Iranian qt and put my penis inside of her is this wrong pls advise
leave asap
>>51435340
Calm down Ali salehpour. Shia is bastardization of Islam. The fact that Shias believe imam can talk to God is itself laughable. Take that taqiyya somewhere else.
>>51440968
Hello butthurt Sunni.
Why do Sunnis blow themselves up and kill people because of a cartoon?
You guys have no self-restraint?
>the biggest con to Shiaism is "they cut themselves" meanwhile Sunnis are blowing themselves up and killing people for drawing a cartoon
Sunniggers, ladies and gentlemen.
>>51441299
You are no less sob. You finance terrorism, you oppress freedom of speech, women, minorities too. Again stop with the taqiyya.
I could care less that the Shia theological canon is washed in contradictions. I believe that the fundamental assertion that there is a personal
God is fundamentally indefensible. Following that, I don't care about the consistency a particular sect displays while working off that assumption.
I only care about the implications of their faith.
In this respect, Shia Islam is infinitely more open, cultured, tolerant, and all around upstanding than is Sunni Islam.
(And Nasrallah is a qt)
Tbh they wouldn't be that different from conservative Catholic mexicans so I'd just treat them the same as I do with them.
I guess I'd have to put up with women covering their hair outside of church and that'd suck, I like long, well kept hair.
>>51441299
Nah m8, sunni dont have any capability of self reflection/self responsibilty, and restraint is not known amongst them. Then they call us fire worshippers, while blowing themselves up because of some cartoon and literally go out in a blaze.
>>51441995
Sunnis are to Shias as the Spanish Inquisition is to Christians. Even though Shias are backwards and annoying and occasionally terrorist, Sunnis make them look like the Red Cross by comparison. And that takes effort.
I mean seriously, how fucked do you have to be to make Hezbollah the lesser of two evils?
Get your shit together Sunnis.
>>51419975
You're now close to being german, nothing left to do but wait for the number to increase
>>51419975
Jizzlam
>the population of Iran is less than 25% of America's
what do?
>>51443982
build the wall
>>51419975
"remove" them
Iranians are the slaggiest muslims
