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Eastern Bloc, aka Soviet proxy states
It's a geopolitically unstable area. Countries appear and disappear in the blink of an eye.
>>51408243
I don't really know why'd you'd include countries in Northern Europe (Baltics) together with Eastern European (Poland, Belarus, Slovakia and parts of Russia).
i see this thinly veiled >muh commonwealth thread but i refuse to feed >>51408303 salty zhmudzin's ego
Everyone needs a buffer sate or two...or six
Mostly because Poland and Lithuania have existed for over a thousand years now.
Belarus is a meme country though.
Because Poland is sterile in respect about muslim population, we have had a lot military victories, a new better government and its full of catholics. See any flaws? Fuck you amerifatggot
Poland and Bealrus are legit countries
>>51408243
Ask Belgium
>>51408974
>we have had a lot military victories
kek
>catholics
disgusting
Why is Pooland even allowed to exist?
>>51408396
>Lithuania have existed for over a thousand years
and still being a shithole.
>>51408243
Why does this country exist?
because if we know there is Poland we dont feel that sad anymore about our countries
>>51408974
He's Australian you asshole. I'm sorry for fucking nothing you Slav nigger.
>>51408243
>>51408998
Poland maybe but Belarus is just a meme
>>51408243
They exist because we lost two World Wars. If we didn't they wouldn't.
>>51409143
To keep the bastards honest.
For the same reason that Belgium exist.
>>51409115
Tough times, tough times, but we're starting to do pretty good. Already higher GDP per capita than Poland and Portugal, high HDI. It's not that bad.
>>51409217
That's actually bullshit, Hitler thought Lithuanians were the true aryan race an that the aryan race orginatd in Lithuania. He just wanted to annex memel (and he did)
>>51409266
acting as a spanish buffer state?
>>51409293
That's also bullshit. Hitler was out of his mind, he thought the only ones worthy of having a state were the Germans.
>>51408243
Because the polish-lithuanian commonwealth, the Russian empire and the Soviet Union is no more.
>>51409365
No. You should read up on some history, your first president was a fascist, he was cool with Adolf.
>>51409293
Your Lithuanian is showing
They're bullying my country again baka desu
>>51409406
Stalin being ''cool'' with Hitler didn't help him.
>>51409365
>>51409293
>>51409217
>The Plan considered that there were a large number of such elements among the Baltic nations. Dr. Wetzel felt that thought should be given to a possible Germanization of the whole of the Estonian nation and a sizable proportion of the Latvians. On the other hand, the Lithuanians seemed less desirable since they contained too great an admixture of Slav blood. Himmler's view was that "almost the whole of the Lithuanian nation would have to be deported to the East"
>>51409431
I don't respond to third world country shitposts m8.
They exist purely to destroy Europe, t\heir main exports are crime, prostitution and toilet cleaners. Except Belarus, they are bros.
>>51408243
All but Slovakia have far more history than your country ever will
>>51409447
Stalin was a communist slav you retard.
>>51409450
Kek. Who the fuck was Dr. Wetzel btw?
>>51409451
Neither do I usually but I'm responding to you for a second time desu
Stalin was Georgian you uneducated bafoon
>>51409452
How toilet cleanrs are supposed to destroy Europe?
>>51409512
A literal nobody.
>>51409480
So? Lithuanians weren't Germanic either.
>>51409513
>Georgians aren't slavs
>>51409527
One day they will all stop cleaning the toilets together
>>51409480
>>51409574
British """"education""""
>>51409574
Keep it up retard.
>>51409610
>>51409619
>slavs on suicide watch
>>51409512
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erhard_Wetzel
Google translate is your friend.
>>51409480
>>51409574
*Georgian
Therefor Turkic.
Wouldn't it be better if Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia were a single country? Latsonia or something.... Baltia? What about "Greater Lithuania" or something like that. That way you could at least take back Kaliningrad from Russia, your population would be better, your economies would be better off etc.
Is there some sort of Pan-baltic movement in those countries? I think one of you guys really needs a Theodore Roosevelt type figure to fix your shit up.
>>51409639
>I was only pretending
>>51409574
You're joking, right?
>>51409708
It's the Wendish Empire m8
t. Johan
>>51409708
It could only work as some sort of a union, because the languages and cultures are way too different. Great Baltics for example :)
But we're in the European Union anyway so no one is even considering it right now. If the EU breaks up then we should seriously consider it.
>>51409708
>What about "Greater Lithuania" or something like that
Annnnnnnnnnnnd there it goes. It's the same thing with the Slavic union idea. It's trash. One country can't basically be above the others.
That's how a union fails.
>That way you could at least take back Kaliningrad from Russia,
Are you fucking serious?
>Is there some sort of Pan-baltic movement in those countries?
No. Also, Lithuanians are kind of assholes to other Balts I have noticed.
>>51409795
>Annnnnnnnnnnnd there it goes. It's the same thing with the Slavic union idea. It's trash. One country can't basically be above the others.
The idea being that Lithuania is much older than any of the other countries and it used to own Latvia. It would be a much better idea for them to have a name that identifies with history. But it was just an idea.
>Are you fucking serious?
Why not? It's rightful german clay, like memel :^)
>No. Also, Lithuanians are kind of assholes to other Balts I have noticed.
And?
this 2bh
>>51409788
>It could only work as some sort of a union, because the languages and cultures are way too different
Oh come on m8, the cultures are exactly the same, don't fucking bullshit yourself. You've belonged to the same people for the same amount of time and even if you didn't - you're in Europe. The british culture vs eastern european culture isn't even that much different, your cultures are literally exactly the same and all of you look literally exactly the same.
As for the language, you could adopt english, the eternal anglo wouldn't mind desu.
>>51409875
This makes no sense. Belarus used to belong to Lithuania, wouldn't it make more sense for Lithuania to absorb Belarus and the other baltic states?
I dunno, shouldnt be there thought
>>51409875
>>51409956
No, because I like Estonia.
>>51409919
Kill yourself family
>>51410009
>Colonial opinions mattering
>Any year in her majesty's empire.
top kek desu m8
>>51408243
I find it quite funny that you didn't include Ukraine, because now it's even shitier than these 5 countries.
>>51410019
>Estonians buttblasted about being a meme country
top kek m8.
Only countries that have existed for 300+ years are canon
>>51410051
fuck off cunt.
>>51409863
>The idea being that Lithuania is much older than any of the other countries and it used to own Latvia
Who gives a fuck about the age of a country. Tribes are what matters most, and for Balts it's more important.
>Why not? It's rightful german clay, like memel :^)
Yea, the would get stomped by Russia .
>And?
Really?
>>51409919
>The british culture vs eastern european culture isn't even that much different
Wrong.
Religion , traditions, foods, music is way different, only thing that is breaking this wall is American mainstream ''''''''culture''''''''''''.
> and all of you look literally exactly the same.
No.
>As for the language, you could adopt english, the eternal anglo wouldn't mind desu.
What a surprise. Eternal Anglo scum .
>>51410111
quality australian bants
>>51410089
Funny that you say that, the uk is barely 300 years old
>>51409272
>portugal
>>51410069
*6, haven't even noticed Slovakia
>>51409293
You Lithuanians were the most subhuman Balts.
>>51410137
the "UK" isn't a country dipshit.
>>51410154
You literally destroyed the greatest empire in Europe. I don't think you are in the business of calling anybody subhuman, Hans(lav)
>>51410114
>Who gives a fuck about the age of a country. Tribes are what matters most, and for Balts it's more important.
That's why the first few suggestions were "Baltia" or "Latsonia" you fucking retard. Holy shit.
>Yea, the would get stomped by Russia .
It was a joke you mongoloid fuck.
>Really?
Yes, really you fucking retard, what does your anecdotal story about Lithuanians being mean to other balts have to do with anything? Are you fully retarded?
>>51410114
>Religion , traditions, foods, music is way different, only thing that is breaking this wall is American mainstream ''''''''culture''''''''''''.
You're fucking retarded m8. Nobody gives a fuck about religion anymore, nobody gives a fuck about music. What matters is history and cultural traditions, which are almost exactly the same in baltic countries.
>No.
What are you basing this on? You're basically confirmed for assblasted estonian at this point.
>What a surprise. Eternal Anglo scum .
Stay mad, estokek.
>>51410137
The Uk is a meme country, England is canon.
>>51410154
>Buttblasted Latvians on suicide watch
>>51410154
Ei, brālis, let's stop this bullshit. Get over your autism and let's be friends.
>>51410225
>That's why the first few suggestions were "Baltia" or "Latsonia" you fucking retard. Holy shit.
Those names sound retard, you shitcunt.
>It was a joke you mongoloid fuck.
WOW ,REALLY ,NO WAY.
>Yes, really you fucking retard, what does your anecdotal story about Lithuanians being mean to other balts have to do with anything? Are you fully retarded?
Even now you are being buttblasted you Lithuanian cunt, this is why nobody likes you. Not even Poles.
>You're fucking retarded m8. Nobody gives a fuck about religion anymore
Wow, I don't even...
>nobody gives a fuck about music
Can you be any more wrong , please stop.
>which are almost exactly the same in baltic countries.
No , not really.
>What are you basing this on?
My own two eyes and studies
> You're basically confirmed for assblasted estonian at this point.
I'm not Estonian, but your Lithuanian is showing.
>Stay mad, estokek.
Wrong again.
>>51410137
And England is over a thousand years old.
Best solution
>>51410669
Raise sea levels to engulf Belgium,France,Switzerland,Germany,Netherlands ,some of Poland and Grow a dense forest around west Russia and most of the baltics?
I regularly forget that Belarus exists even though it's closer than some relatives I have up north. It's a meme country
Poland is a real country with a long history.
The balts are our cute little cousins where we hire carpenters and go on those cheap cruises where you don't even leave the boat. But they're pretty meme too
Slovakia should not be affiliated with these in any way, especially since you didn't include Czech. If you weren't underage b& you would know they were a single country even in the 90's.
>>51408243
They exist to kek and hate russia
WE
>>51410992
lel
RULED
TEH
PARKING LOT
B
A
Australian banter is old and tired.
Baltic banter is the next hot thing.
Fuck me Latvia. Fuck me hard. Fuck me now.
Because it's the best part of Europe?
>>51408243
Who else will clean my toilet?
>>51411379
see me in /balt/ + /ausnz/ later this evening, bring towels and a bucket
>>51409143
had to put all the criminal scum somewhere
good thread
we did it reddit
>>51412047
I still don't know why your country exists
>>51412074
Go back to 940 AD and ask that question.
>>51412074
Because you allow it.
>>51412093
Go back 1000 years to find when poland was relevant?
Not surprised tbqhwy
>>51412783
Just go back to 1920 if you want relevant Poland.
>>51412738
>inb4 WE WUS TSARS
>>51409074
1683, we stopped Europe from becoming Muslim
to make the rest of Europe feel better
like Mississipi and Arkansas for the US
>>51410992
why is lavtia so cvucked by estonia on north?
>>51414913
>north is 90% permafrost
>c
>>51410004
>ukraine is a real country
trashed
>>51415208
Look who's talking
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/this-hotdog-stand-is-making-more-money-than-greece
>>51416021
>page-not-found
just like your white genes
>>51408243
mafia and potato farming
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BmlWSZz.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>51416099
>MFW even greeks themselves think that headline sound plausible enough to have a look
>>51416369
>tfw fell for it
>>51409450
Nazi's just were butthurt about all the military losses back in medieval times.
>>51409708
it will never work. Latvians and estonians are like freaking jews. It is impossible to make any deals with them. Good example is LNG ship. Everyone wanted it in their place. Lithuanians were so tired of all that bs that they just built their own ship and parked it in their own port. Now Latvia and Estonia import gas through Lithuania. Same was with electricity cable to Sweden. Engineers decided that the best route is to Lithuania, but Latvia wanted it go to their place. So Lithuanians just had to put the damn cable them selves. And those are just 2 most known cases. The sea border between Lithuania and Latvia is still not decided because Latvians want more than they have.
>>51416758
Come back home, Mindaugai
