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>>51190377
Previous thread
>>51207529
I must breed a Hungarian woman
Second for Slovenia
>>51207643
Why didn't you accept us in V4 in 2013? Is it because we refused in the 90's?
>>51207443
How many people per bathroom? Also how's the noise?
Hai guys can we come here /ex-yu/ is full of faggots and underage children?
>>51207740
here is same
>>51207740
Vitaj, dovolenková destinácia
>>51207740
Sure, Horvátország is always welcome.
>>51207740
why not
>>51207999
fag
>>51207740
countries without borders arent welcome.
>>51207979
>>51207999
Thanks guys.
>>51207883
>>51207852
It can't be as bad as /exyu/... when the butthurt brigades come out you can't talk about anything but halfbaked memes
Jižní Město has some good dorms, especially if you manage to find a vacancy in Volha. The rest is solid, new mattresses with 50% less semen stains, 4ppl/bathroom, and good restaurants/clubs if you're a normie. Rent just under 3k.
>>51207979
Why are slovaks so gay? I work as a barista and Czechs or foreginers come and order
"jedno latté" or "dvě capuccina s karamelem"
and than this Slovak cunt comes and says
"dala by som si jedno kapucko s karamelkom prosímvás" or "neviem no dal by som si možno pressko s mliečkom ďakujem."
And then there's this "dovolenka" and shit...
>>51208130
It's bretty bad
>suddenly a flashback from 2007
>I recall my ICQ number
>install that shit on my computer, in hopes I will get back all that coversation with teenage gurls I used to have and cry a little nostalgia
>the message history is not there
fug
>>51208191
It's their gay ass vocabulary desu
>>51208191
>latte
>cappu with cara
>NOT BLOODY GAY
>>>tumblr
>>51208191
This, half the čobols I meet are off the charts flamboyant faggots
>>51208271
Be happy. Just imagine the cringe.
magyar cigany
>>51208191
>not eating cestovinky s kečupičkom
>>51208271
>implying you were a pussy slayer when you were 15
>do something I consider dumb or embarrassing
>it comes back to your mind in most unpleasant times
>>51207740
croats are basically mediterrenian poles
>>51208368
Literally made me kek as fuck, thank you man
>>51208191
It's a well known fact that slovak fom a mouth of girl sounds adorable but when guys speaks it it's the queerest shit.
Also
>kavárna
>not inherently gay
>>51208191
people in meme countries are prone to overcompensating for their lack of actual culture
same reason why Belgians are such pretentious tryhards compared to the laid back and chill Dutch
>>51208191
being a barista is pretty gay too anon
>>51208378
i definitely had more internet conversation with unknown girls and received their pictures
>>51208419
we never should have left the old motherland fäm
>>51208429
Slovak is very šišlavý imo which contributes to the gay soundingness of the person
>>51208191
Who else than a faggot would go to prague
>>51208271
Yeah, it saved to your pc. I was sad when I found out many years ago
>>51208464
what's stopping you now from talking to females?
>>51208504
slovak is more palatalized than czech but definitely not more šišlavá, that would be polish
>>51208504
And they also use fucking melodies when talking for some reason.
I summon polish intellectuals for a serious talk.
>>51208542
>>51208542
>>51208542
>>51208542
>>51208542
>>51208589
I'm not interested anymore in the stupid conversation with unknown girls over the internetz, also girls of my age are usually not interested anymore too and lastly, I have different ways of shitposting now than I had then.
>>51208429
But man, muh microfoam, Ethiopia blend and espresso with a hint of plums and apricot end
>implying espresso isn't just a bitter water with caffeine
>>51208407
all the time
>>51208191
Slovak reads like a mix between Slovene and Croatian
>>51208378
>that time when this 10/10 qt who everyone from school wanted added me and messaged me
felt good
>>51208685
>not wanting a qt 12 yo
![1464128_8474edcc6e17d1693087[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/HBTnHXd.png "1464128_8474edcc6e17d1693087[1].png")
>>51208949
They are always qt 10/10s when they are 15 than it goes down hill.
>>51209064
UŽ TO ZAČALO!!! is now an official czech term for habenings
>>51209160
Yeah. It's sad.
>>51209064
Matěj, haha. Where did you find this one?!
>>51209201
Islam knows what's up desu; marrying 9 yo is clever.
>>51209332
fuxoft
if you could anything for christmas what would it be?
>new notebook
>>51209662
Anything? A house in Prague please. Garsonka would do actually...
>>51209332
>He plays fallout 4 for the plot
>>51209662
custom made bass and rig to go with it.
>>51209709
garsonkas are less work desu and more cozy
>>51209759
>plot is shit
>gameplay is shit
>graphics suck
Why play then?
>>51209662
>>51209800
Agreed, if you live by yourself, but I'm thinking about the future here
saw the most beautiful girl in the gym tonight desu lads
>>51209883
Bully proof windows, troll safe doors
Nothing but kindness in heeeeeeere
My safe spaaace!
>>51210148
which gym, bro?
>>51210419
a gym in Pécs tesó
>>51210565
it was around this time last year when I was last in Pécs, with my ex-gf, too. really good place, we used to go there every year when I was a kid because of my parents working in the theatre, have some fond memories. one of the best gyros I ever had, too (I forgot its name, it's on that qt main street, almost in front of the theatre).
test
desu
baka
senpai
kek
>>51210824
desu senpai
>>51210031
I see, do you see yourself having a large family?
>>51210824
by now I just write the filtered words by myself, desu senpaitachi
Have a good night bros, I'm going to sleep.
>>51210965
That's what Hiroshima wants 2bh
>>51210970
Good night
Where's Canadian femanon? I miss her and her overly long posts desu.
>>51209662
World peace.
I like Kristína, should I be ashamed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXLuBhc30OE
>>51211989
No
Channel your inner východniar
>>51211671
>>51211669
She has a life outside 4chan
>>51212157
What about Sylwia Grzeszczak? Should I be ashamed?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUqiklJsJl4
A question for slovaks from bratislava
Where can i vybaviť my driver's licence? Do they do it on the police station? Closest to mlynská dolina pls
>>51209662
At least 30k a month, I don't want to be overly rich
>>51209662
Go back in time ;_;
>>51213368
I have ~40. Don't worry. You'll be safe.
Enjoy your EU gun bans faggots
Reminder to hungolians; We'll give you the old lyndon b dick if you don't worship u
>>51207529
that's a cute kitten :3
Good morning lads.
It's snowing bitchez
It's raining bitchez
>>51212700
Mlynská dolina is BAIV, so your okresné oddelenie is in Dúbravka. I'm not sure though, whether you need to have a prechodný pobyt or not, it's worth a try though.
>>51207529
I just remembered that I have to write a summary of a text for my class today. Better get started.
>>51224124
Isnt mlynská dolina karlova ves?
And do they do it on the police or okresný úrad? Back at home they moved it from the police where it was for years to the okresný úrad so im asking if its the same here
I was told i can have it made anywhere so that shouldnt be an issue
>>51224541
>Isnt mlynská dolina karlova ves?
and Karlovka is Bratislava IV. Okresné riaditeľstvo PZ for okres BA IV is in Dúbravka. If you can do it anywhere, go right ahead.
https://www.google.sk/maps/place/Okresn%C3%A9+riadite%C4%BEstvo+policajn%C3%A9ho+zboru+IV/@48.1754158,17.0458115,17z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x476c8c83fe4a29d1:0xc4330d08934b848a
>>51224297
Good luck.
>>51224618
Thanks a lot mate
Hopefully my drivers licence test is still valid after two months kek
>>51225571
best of luck, I don't think two months will be a problem, although I know that zdravotná spôsobilosť paper is valid for one year
>>51225701
Do i need anything else than a kolok and my id? Hopefully everything is in my folder which is digitalized
>>51225849
can't remember desu. I just remember I bought kolky right from the officers, but it's best if you buy them in advance, you never know..
>>51225938
Kolky are now digital and there's a printing machine in every office so it should be fine
Hopefully there wont be a million people when i get out of school
>>51226141
>Kolky are now digital and there's a printing machine in every office
we first world nao? slow vakia stronk. slow, but stronk.
Good morning, my pretties.
anime
>>51226244
What are Kolky exactly?
>>51226382
Bureucracy fees
>>51226382
similar as post stamps, but used for all kinds of useless state papers as a way to pay yet another processing fee
>>51209662
wife and kids
Prague reporting in t.bh
>>51226845
I'm happy as fuck that there's snow, everything is more comfy now 2bh, hope it's even better in Liberec since there was already snow since Sunday
>>51226924
Too bad it's already melting. But I guess it'll be OK in Liberec.
I wanna kill, rape and pillage
>>51226382
Pic related, just bought one
>>51217046
What do you do?
>>51226970
Yeah that sucks, I hoped it would last longer. I think it will since it's usually few degrees colder than Prague
>>51227121
Woah that was quick and the lady wasnt a cunt but actually nice
>slovak bureucracy
>working
WHAT
![D__MI20130725001[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/57KsBfY.jpg "D__MI20130725001[1].jpg")
Fugg. Hungarian CTs arrest two groups who had automatic weapons and explosives.
http://index.hu/belfold/2015/11/24/fegyverekkel_bombakkal_rendelkezo_csoportot_fogott_el_a_tek/
They won't say anything about their identities for now, but one group had something that may be a part of a suicide vest.
>>51227345
yeah, the officers on that particular department were always nice to me Tbh
>>51227442
the lad in the back, the one not speaking,
he looks like he wants to kill, rape and pillage the enemies of the Hungarian people
>>51209662
A job.
>>51227495
Any job?
>wake up early in the morning for a class
>go to class
>do nothing but browse 4chan
Anyone else do this? Why didnt i just sleep more?
>>51227648
learn new things, anon
knowledge is power
>>51227648
One of the bad things about uni
They give zero fucks if you do anything and so you barely do
>>51227442
turns out they weren't really terrorists
>>51227442
1000 hours in photoshop desu
>>51228729
Index is distorting facts as usual, just because they weren't put into preliminary detention as of yesterday, they could still be a serious threat.
As far as I know, police can keep you locked up without a charge for 72 hours,
>reasonable suspicion
is enough for that.
>>51227648
Yeah that's what I usually do as well. I still try to show up at every class though, as I feel it's the least I can do. Even when I do fuck all there I still feel better than skipping because then I'm worrying if I haven't missed something important
Slow thread today. Wake up lads!
>>51230460
Class til 4pm desu
>>51230460
Entertain me, you fucks.
I really can't work today but I have to stay in for until 4pm.
>>51230848
>buy a bunch of shit because good black firday deals
>realize I basically didn't save anything because the pound is so strong
>>51230940
Thanks, I needed this.
What should I make when I get home?
I was thinking about buying some chicken parts and just tossing them into the oven.
>>51230955
>got 1k+ quid in my drawer
>I'm stuck with them, because no zlovak bank would accept scottish pounds
>>51211671
fucking faggot
I really need to shit but I am waiting for the metro
>>51230940
oh wow
>>51231432
Turn it into a poop train.
Where did I hear that word, poop train?
>>51230940
also saved, thanks
>>51231707
What does Magyar pussy taste like?
>>51231476
It's probably a word used in the gay community 2bh
>>51231857
What does Czech pussy taste like?
>>51231020
Buy pasta, chicken, some sauce and cheese. Cook the chicken and afterwards the pasta and put all in a pan mixed with the sauce and sprinkle cheese on top and then cook in oven.
>>51231879
nah, i'm guessing it must be something i did with u're mom
>>51231826
paprika
>>51231955
Did it happen yesterday because she wasn't home for 5 hours
>>51232021
you are getting a stepdad and hes gona fuck both of you
lucky bugger
>>51232063
I don't want my boipucci to be penetrated
>>51231946
You might be onto something. Since I moved out I've eliminated pasta from my diet almost entirely. It wasn't intentional, I just don't feel like eating pasta most of the time.
Think I'll make chicken with some kind of creamy sauce and eat it with pasta.
>>51232424
drop the pasta, its just shitty carbs
>>51232572
Pasta doesn't even taste that good
>>51232586
Buzno where are you at I will fucking fight you
>>51232635
I am fucking your mom right now
>>51232635
>where are you at
fucking burger
>>51232644
Tell her I said hi pls
>>51233018
All she said was that I know how to fuck her like a man
Jsem žíznivá
>>51233126
ayy bby u want sum dick
>>51232572
Wanna fight? Pasta is glorious.
>>51233330
its just a filler
Thank you, postman
>>51233444
post more pictures of the cat without the weeb shit
>>51233444
Whats in the box?
>>51233444
WHAT IS IT
>>51233497
Hunhuns statues
Why Poland is still in the Visegrad group? Its the only one in the organization that needs visas to go to USA, only one in the organization that's considered undeveloped by the IMF, its the largest parasite of the EU, it voted against the other members on the migrant voting...
there are billions of reasons to kick those fuckers out, why wont you guys do it?
>>51233497
>>51233584
Clothes, shoes, my pc case and another box with tissues full with cum
>>51233721
reminds me of a cat i used to take care of at work
>>51233721
Teenager cats are so qt, more so than small kittens.
>>51233444
didn't even know weeb amazon ships to hungary
or did you just buy your little chinese cartoon books
>>51233697
not to mention they are filthy traitor sellouts to G*rmany
looks like one holocaust was not enough for them to learn their lesson (no offense fellas :^))
>>51233797
Didn't buy that from amazon, just had that box lying around and my figurines fit in it, so I put in in the big box like that.
But japamazon does ship some stuff to Hungary afaik, not everything tho.
>>51233697
have a (You) petuh
FIT, FEL or FS?
>>51233697
Probably because they're the only country in the gommie block that the west gives a single shit about.
I mean without Poland, who would they turn to when their toilets get clogged?
But yeah real talk I'd gladly switch them out for Austria tbqh, even the flag color scheme would fit.
>>51234026
>Probably because they're the only country in the gommie block that the west gives a single shit about.
but why? czech republic is richer, more advanced, more relevant, more intelligent, has better infrastructure...
CR is better in literally everything than Poland, i dont really understand why everywhere its says that Poland is a unofficial leader of V4 while it should be Czechia.
>>51234015
Felka is for autists, unless you're on the spectrum try to avoid it
Strojařina is ok but you need to be good with math
I know next to nothing about FIT
>>51234026
labanc
>>51234100
Poland is alone stronger and bigger than the other 3 combined together.
>>51234026
A-ale dwa bratanki, i do szabli, i do szklanki, két jó barát, együt harcol, s issza borát.
>>51234026
Reinstating Austrian-Hungarian empire when?
>>51234015
Neither
>>51234100
We are too small I guess
>Slovak serial poopist smears his own shit on women and pees on them in Pozsony
http://ujszo.com/online/regio/2015/11/25/elfogtak-a-nokre-urulekkel-tamado-fantomot
>>51234212
unfortunately Austria is too far up G*rmany's ass now for that, or even for any kind of v4-like partnership
we're on our own as always lads
>>51234306
>Pozsony
>>51234015
Fel
>>51234261
What then lad?
>>51234100
because Tusk meme'd well
so now Poland is seen as a country with an important meme economy (see: the international love for "polandball"), and even though we have a pretty strong supply of high quality memes, they just have no real international appeal. our memes have a very strong local flavor that western meme consumers cannot comprehend
>>51234015
Who cares you'll get kicked out in the first semester anyway
>>51234394
1.LF, the only relevant LF
>>51234409
polandball is hated here desu
>>51234472
kek not everyone wants to be a doctor
>>51234581
You don't know what you want to be, otherwise you wouldn't be asking here
>>51234663
Yeah you are right.
I just know I want to study technical shit, not humanities or medicine.
>>51234865
Why?
>>51234865
lmao what a philistine simpleton
why even go to uni then? I already know you're just gonna end up as a soulless wage slave based on that sentence alone. No need to waste 5 years of your (and your parents') life
>small progress on every front
>still feel like shit
i just want off this wild ride
>>51235033
what is your end goal
>>51234915
Why what lad?
>>51234977
I'm good at math, physics and find interest in electrical shit, how does that make me a pleb?
>>51235176
prolapse
japhun, if you're here, feel free to disregard my advice on where to read TG, I realized you can just read the raws/digital releases and not have to worry about mistranslations/horrid cleaning
I don't know where to find quality scans/releases like that though
>>51235190
Why do you want to study technical shit? What about maths or physicis or other natural sciences?
>>51235201
noble endeavour
>>51235273
Because I don't want to be a scientist. I like using math/physics to solve real life problems.
And pic related gives me boner
>>51235632
Cybernetics then maybe?
>>51235632
>And pic related gives me boner
nice
>>51235632
Průmyslovka or Gympl?
>>51235795
I like you anon
>>51235885
One of the better gympls in Prague
>>51236282
That would suggest you have no idea what you are getting into
>>51236418
Fuck, then what am I getting into?
>>51236738
It's just really fucking boring lad
>>51236771
Should I just go full neet or end it all then?
Are there better choices for me?
>>51236943
gender studies
>>51236943
>Are there better choices for me?
study administration and become a dyrektor :^)
>>51236943
become a porn actor
>>51237064
>porn actor
better to be a producer
>>51236968
>>51237036
>>51237064
thanks for advice lads
What are you studying?
>>51237147
>What are you studying?
compsci
>>51237147
VŠE
should've become a gay porn actor instead 2bh
Be honest, lads, have you ever camwhored/posted lewds? Posting tits in a bra or closeup of crotch/panties counts too.
>>51237147
Lawfag here
>>51237238
what programme?
>paper due in two hours
>im ahead of schedule so i cant force myself to finish it
Why me
>>51237280
Business Administration, FPH
>>51237383
Sounds alright. Does it have decent job prospects?
>>51237453
Well I don't have the exact numbers and stats but yeah. You learn all the economic stuff, business intelligence software etc. so you're ready to apply pretty much anywhere to start your career. You can easily land a 25kkč position in Praha which can go above 40k after a couple years v praxi and around 90% absolventů stay in the field.
It's not as growing as IT or as specialized as ČVUT/VŠCHT but it's also not as difficult, except for the fact that you get only 1 try for each final exam.
MENTIONED
http://zpravy.idnes.cz/islamsky-stat-zaradil-ceskou-republiku-do-koalice-dablu-p2p-/zahranicni.aspx?c=A151125_162154_zahranicni_ert
>>51237268
yeah, to /soc/ one time two years ago
>tfw they said I was too muscular to be posting in the skinnyfag thread ;_;
Any czech fags remember mystiq.cz? I am looking for one their songs, not the rap one. Do you know the name?
>>51238233
Good job being honest m8
There are 3 pictures of my dick on the internet
>>51209662
a degree
>>51234015
>not FSV
>>51238921
>open your gift anon!
>it's a gender studies degree, just what you wanted, are you happy anon?
>>51238093
kek we are right under you guys
>>51238971
I already suggested gender studies
>>51238971
FSV is the worst actually
>>51209662
universal power and anyone who wants anything else is non-human
>>51239493
Nah, that's FHS, but you are close
>>51239540
wtf is universal power
>>51239600
I meant FSv, damn
>>51237268
Yes I send a guy I was talking to nudes, but you can't tell its me since I never should my face or anything. Not sure if I regret it, it was fun at the time
>>51239951
Fucking autocorrect
>>51239951
>sends a guy nudes
>won't post her tits on here
>>51238542
show us your BHC
http://index.hu/belfold/2015/11/25/tortenelemmanias_felvideki_magyarokat_nezett_nemzetkozi_terroristanak_a_tek/
>KEK arrests group of 4
>KEK says they found "machine guns, ammo, silencers, explosives"
>also that they are probably radicals with international ties
>it was just 4 huns, 2 from SK
>they are WW2 collectors who found old WW2 grenades and ammo in some forest
>>51240872
>being this desu
>>51240679
>BHC
>B
Hah, I wish, I'm slightly above average, I'm sure there are some anons here who can help you with that though.
>>51241133
>tfw 190cm but 10cm benis
>>51240872
meme group desu, im not even surprised after they arrested a jedi few years ago
>>51240872
Are /k/tards more pathetic than /a/utists?
Well the answer is no, but still this is pretty funny.
This thread is really dead today.
>>51237282
>200 word essay due tomorrow
>just browsing 4chin all day
Help me lads
