>Smaller economy than Italy.
>Average wage is $500/month or less.
>Country is literally one giant gas station.
>Claims it is still a great power, but gets btfo by Turks and can't do anything because it is afraid of NATO reprisal.
>Can only bully small countries or countries poorer than Nigeria (Ukraine) and can't even manage that all the time.
>Gets keked by China in trade deals and border disputes because they need to be friends with them to be even quasi-relevant.
nice clock achmed
And they're shitty drivers
don't forget that
And the Ukrainian is back again
but that means they're desperate
and desperate people will do crazy shit
>>51203011
Hello Ivan, how are you enjoying the UK?
You forgot one major thing
>They got nukes, a lot of it
And that's where 99% of all countries in the world are fucked
>>51202883
>be Russia
>impress basement-dwellers with muh military might
>literally just regained full control over territory in 2000
>uses outdated vehicles and equipment
>has demonstrated its brass balls and iron might by conquering mighty outposts such as the Crimea
>invades shit-tier countries like Georgia and can't accomplish more than a couple of breakaway states
Russia is fucking hilarious. The worst part is that meme-sters actually buy into their rhetoric. Russia is a pathetic, poor country with a weak economy and deflating currency that acts loud and offends people to draw attention to itself, all the while deluding the masses into believing that its accomplishments weren't useless (ain't nobody going to war over Crimea, senpai).
>>51202883
t. Mehmet Öztürk
>>51203191
>>51203184
Not really, because if they use them we will blow them the fuck out. Every town with more than 25,000 people will be nuked out of existence.
>>51202883
> quasi-relevant
> quasi
Detector of third-rate conspiration content reader.
>>51203191
butthurt
>>51203306
Murican nuclear missles is a meme. They can't fly.
>>51203425
-t. Chilean Amerislave whose government will do whatever we tell them to.
>>51203425
t. person with an irrelevant government and foreign policies
>>51203306
>USA nuking Russia in order to """"""""""""""""""""""""""protect"""""""""""""""""""""""""" t*rkroaches
LEL
