>I switch to English when a foreigner starts talking to me
>>51201222
how very un-french of you
>>51201222
>so perpetually butthurt you must speak only in your language regardless of how inconvenient it is to the conversation
Some things never change
>>51201222
>so threatened by superior Anglos that he can't even give a tourist (putting money into your economy and interested in your country/culture) directions in English.
French """"""""""""""people"""""""""""""""
>>51201222
English is the language of the mordern world. French is the language of modern Africa.
>>51201222
I do it. I always tell them,''Sorry, but i don't speak English to be quite frank with you.''
>>51205776
>>51206054
the cu.ck brigade has arrived
>angl* tourist tries to ask me for directions in French but end up butchering my beautiful language
>send him to the ha*tian ghetto
Scum.
>>51206215
this is why no one likes you
>tfw still want to finish the war against French scum
I talked with a Portugese guy he knew quite a bit of polish but asked me if I know english I said ''only a little bit'' because I was afraid to speak it IRL for some reason
>>51206013
The eternal amerigan*
>>51206054
Oh, let's speak in Irish !
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>>51206296
>this is why no one likes you
I speak French with my friend when we don't want anyone listening to our conversation
>I switch to stuttering and verbal diarrhea when a girl tries talking to me
Why God Damn it?
>>51206658
at least we know you aren't rich
>>51206671
But why ? That's something I'll never understand.
>>51206671
because you actually fell for the "be yourself" meme
>>51206671
because you try to play a role, you want to sound cool and shit, but you aren't a cool guy, just be yourself.
>>51206385
I dunno why, but our nation is always too scared to talk in foreign languages unless we are drunk or experts at it.
>>51206739
What I love about you french fries is that even the most masculine guys will kiss other guys on the cheek when you greet. In Poland if you tried something like this you'd prolly get shot. Beside the capital 90% of poles are terrified and hate smallest specks of male to male integration beside shaking hands.
>>51207161
>masculine guys will kiss other guys on the cheek
>>51207161
>even the most masculine guys will kiss other guys on the cheek when you greet
We only kiss women on the cheeks, you retard
>>51207161
>shot
Shot with semen up your anus, I bet. Good times to be had by all!
>>51207345
I was in France and saw a guy french kissing his father.
>>51207345
Weird. I lived at Cote d'Azur for around a year and saw them buffed male teens kiss eachother on cheeks many times when they met around town. Thought every french dude/dudette gives 2-3-4 (never fucking know the number) kisses or pretended-kisses to their friend.
>>51206215
This is why we hate """"""French"""""" Canadians
>>51207679
>french kissing
my sides...
>>51207345
That's not true and you know it.
>mfw switching to english and acting as a insufferable douchebag while telling people I'm an american
>>51207679
With close family, yes. Parents, brothers and sisters. Don't tell me you shake your father's hand?
>>51207746
I live in the Cote d'Azur, stop trying so hard.
>>51207846
Thank you for keeping the stereotype alive, best neutral country.
>>51207679
>french kissing his father
>Scanian attempts to communicate with me
>Switch to English
No fucks given
I always speak in english when a spaniard tries to speak with me, some get mad because we as a catalan should know their imperialist language but I never change to spanish since I was 13 yo
>>51207345
so you kiss guys on the lips instead?
>Be foreigner in Shanghai
>Asian girls come up to talk to me
>Typical scammers trying to get me to go to tea shop
>"Uhh... Err.. Me no English.... From France"
>Girls start speaking fluent French
>Spaghetti and run away
>>51207345
I guess we're a middle thing between Nordic autism and Med impulsivity, we only kiss females on the cheeks for boirthday or if we haven't met for a long time, but it's only M/F or F/F, guys never do that, I guess the latter is an Arab thing (I mean men are holding hands down there FFS)
>is buthurt about people using English
>his own post is in English
>>51207679
wot
>>51208742
>huuur le u're sbiking inglish
So they can understand him, maybe, no ?
>>51207859
>Don't tell me you shake your father's hand?
Again middle ground here, we usually quickly hug each other for birthdays (male family members or very close friends)
>>51201222
>tfw i switch to english everytime i see an english person trying to speak spanish
>>51201222
>tfw anglos won
>>51209414
>houla chili
I swear
>>51201222
>I call movies from my own country "foreign movies"
>>51208742
Anthony burch loved that scene desu
>talk with other brazilians and portugueses on Internet in english
>I like it when a foreigner talks to me because it usually makes it harder to read too much into someone's vocal cues with their accents
>>51210043
they could be uneducated, English is the fastest way to check
>>51207859
Lol we don't even touch
>>51210210
i mean on internet. steam and etc.
>>51210043
Top slave
>tfw German oral exam in a weeks time
Oh boy, what are some neat things to say if if fuck it up deutsch-anons?
>>51210945
Heil Hitler!
>>51210635
>once again he said in English
>>51206215
>A rude canadian
Why?
>>51206054
we're making sure that french doesn't become a dead language
>>51211093
canada politeness is a meme.
>>51211093
French Canadians are quite rude on principle because of losing war butthurt
>>51201222
>Know English
>Refuse to speak it with foreigners
Yes, let's be ass holes to those god damn tourists handling us their money! That will help!
>>51211093
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Plains_of_Abraham
>>51211093
We've been trying to tell you about Quebecois
>>51211093
Don't let the C*nadian propaganda fool you, they're all secretly cunts who will stab you in the back first chance they got.
If it wasn't for the United States keeping them in check, they would have conquered half the world by now.
>>51211252
What culture does Anglo Canada have, appart from copying Americans in every single way and saying sorry to everything
There is a saying in Croatia: "A man's worth is the number of languages he speaks."
>>51201222
Fuck off, when I speak in french with you I'm trying to learn it. I know it's broken and make your ears bleed but I can't get better if I don't try.
>>51211376
Just biding our time
>>51211457
scottish culture, and irish culture mostly. Take new england and smear it along the border. That is canada basically, with shitloads of clans and enclaves mixed in.
>i always change my country to new zealand on steam when i play online games to avoid poles talking to me
they only know 3 words in english so they don't talk that much
>>51211494
Tu reconnais pas cette petite flèche verte devant le texte de OP? A ton avis elle veut dire quoi?
>>51201222
>being polite is now kekholdry
I think this about sums up /pol/ (and by extension its hold on other boards) the past year
I hate how everyone speaks English now...I'm gonna learn Navajo or something.
>>51211745
Le comportement du OP quand il parle à un étranger.
>>51201222
>mfw I'm better at english than portuguese
>mfw I can make southern, french, spanish and russian accent perfectly
>mfw I can ALSO speak without any accent
>mfw I never meet any foreigners so I never have a chance to use my powelevel
>>51212099
Vocaroo yourself saying something
>>51201222
Dont give up yet france :(
Only you and russians can prevent the american cultural victory.
>>51206215
Joke's on you. I was looking for the Haitian ghetto.
>>51212025
Non, ça veut dire que tu es un esclave si tu fais ça
>>51212159
>Implying I have a microphone
>Implying I have money
>Implying I'm barely getting by wondering if I'll survive the heat from the next months and the price inflation
>Implying I'm not on 4chan to escape reality
>Implying I don't keep laughing to not cry
>>51212693
Yeah well my gf forgot to bring me fries with my cheeseburger. You don't know hardship.
>>51209564
Americans*
>>51212817
Good for you buddy, I'm not a jealous person.
>tfw also gay and have a bigger chance of gaining on the lottery than finding a bf.
At least I can amuse myself with my accents.
>>51213042
I legit feel bad for you
There is a theory that Dutch isn't a real language. All Dutch people are perfectly fluent in English and they only speak "Dutch", which is simply gobblygook to keep up the ruse, when English speakers are present.
>>51201222
>>51206215
>>51211290
>>51212223
>tfw secretly shit like this is my favourite thing about the French
>>51201222
>talk to non-arabs&non-blacks in english,friendly, give google maps to travelling byciclists atdirections at cost of paying for mobile internet s since I'm still on vodafone
>refuse to aknowledge arabs and niggers even go as far as to give wrong directions
>>51213925
Good lad
>>51213925
my man
>>51213925
There are blacks and arabs even in Romania now?
Shit, they can't tell me immigration is about poverty after that
>be in France
>in restaurant with parents
>try to act all savvy and impress my parents by ordering in French
>waiter asks me to repeat myself in English
>sheepishly order in English
>later on my parents order a bottle of wine and I get a glass too
>ask for ice cubes
>he asks me if I'm sure twice
>later see him staring at me from the door by the kitchen
It's really difficult to make friends with French people.
>>51214395
Maybe it's because you're autistic
>>51214395
Au moins t'as essayé
Bravo anon
>switch to Irish when I don't want foreigners to understand what I'm saying
>>51214395
>ask for ice cubes
but y la?
>>51214395
>ask for ice cubes
>>51211484
>"how many languages do you speak, Josef?"
>"2"
>"you are worth two dollars"
>>51214395
>ice cubes in wine
I thought the British were supposed to be cultured.
Do you put ketchup on your steak?
>>51214395
>ice cubes
>>51209877
desu I call brazilian movies "filmes brasileiros", american movies "filmes americanos" and movies from other countries "filmes irrelevantes"
>>51214755
>>51214666
>>51214574
>>51214554
It's to keep the wine cold while I drink it.
>>51214785
Proper vocabulary to display how inmensurably ignorant you are.
>>51214971
you took the bait :(
>>51214666
there is nothing wrong with ketchup on steak
>>51214924
Not sure if you're fucking with us
>>51214924
If it's white it should be chilled anyway.
And if it's red, you're doing it fucking wrong lad.
>>51206215
What haitian ghetto? Montreal nord?
>>51214924
>autism
>>51211376
2000000% true
>inherently only able to half speak English because i'm American
>>51214990
Wich doesn't change anything...?
>>51215092
Westmount
>>51215021
Fuck off
>I switch to German when anyone tries to speak to me
>unless they know German, then I switch to French
I don't speak either language very well desu
>>51215451
>>51215021
>ketchup on steak
I thought Americans were supposed to be cultured
Oh wait, not I didn't
>>51206215
>>51201222
Why all frogs are this autist? If you don't want to speak to someone, just keep you mouth shut.
>>51212693
yea you can speak every ascent
in your mind
I gladly speak in English when people don't understand Swedish, I get better at pronunciation that way! :3
>>51206215
>>51215751
C U C K
U
C
K
>>51215816
kek, you try to pick a reason to call canucks fatties, and you pick a hamplanet from the most American city in Canada?
It literally borders on the states
>>51215816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP74xUyYaoo
>>51214549
isnt irish just people speaking too shitfaced to speak normal?
>>51215954
Kek
>speak english without a noticable eastern european accents
>whenever i speak english in dota to teammates my mates on skype make fun of it because it's not hood enough
>being able to speak a language other than English
Bit leb of you all 2bh
>>51211534
Stop this meme
>>51216199
Pls be true
>find old canadian man in my town looking for the tourist centre
>I offer to walk him there as I don't know it well enough to give directions
>He is rude as fuck and I just leave him to it after about 20 metres
>>51206215
>Q**becois
>>51218003
We prefer the term "masterace"
>>51211093
>A rude canadian
Quebecois aren't Canadians.
The sooner they separate the better.
>speak English
>75% of people in my area also speak English
>the rest speak French
>any time a French person needs help with something, they speak English
>if their English is poor, I try to use my equally poor French to help them out
>we both have a good laugh and do our best to communicate anyway
>don't feel the need to talk deeper around blacks
>don't stutter and spaghetti out when talking to women
>just relax and talk like a normal person
Hey, have any of you tried NOT being autists?
>>51201222
>not keking the USA with spanish
dont worry lad we will wipe english from this continent
>>51213042
>tfw also gay
And now I don't care.
>>51218243
>>if their English is poor, I try to use my equally poor French to help them out
You treacherous fuck
>>51215021
That's like saying tartar sauce goes with salmon.
For the record, it tastes fantastic, but God damn don't order that shit at a restaurant.
>>51218274
Don't you guys just stay in the South and West coast of America?
>>51218274
Demographics are destiny.
>>51218313
>>51218316
once we conquer the USA you are next to be honest
>>51218403
hahaha you'd sneak into a country without any jobs. Your move, Mexico.
>>51218313
20 years ago, yes. Now they're everywhere.
>>51206215
>all french canadians girls are qts
>french canadian guys are complete shitheads
lmao why? seriously tho, french canadian girls are top qts.
>foreigner says excuse me
>feign a shocked expression, shake my head and raise my arms then immediately start walking away very fast
Either learn that it is completely unacceptable to stop strangers on the street or get the fuck out of here you foreign piece of shit
>>51218910
>lmao why?
because they know just like overseas French women were MADE for Anglo cock
>>51218910
It's the same in France
