>Be me,a portuguese guy in Japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice two japanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say ''Good konichiwa''
>They respond with: ''Good konichiwa''
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say ''Portugal''
>They say:''Cool''
>They ask me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly 4 american fat weebos appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the japanese ladies
>I say:''How about you stop harassing those ladies?''
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my cross necklace and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask:''Where do you come from?''
>I say:I come from Portugal,the last bastion of christianity in europe,the most honorable and glorious country in europe,never conquered.
>They run away:
>Suddenly the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>They get pregnant and have beautiful anime kids
>They say:''Thank you João,if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had weebo children,unfortunately japanese man are keks and inferior to atlantic men...Your country is so good João-kun!
>I look at the sky and say:''Esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada''
This is what it sounded like:http://vocaroo.com/i/s0k0OJghVAsL
>child-deathtugal
>>51194506
t. Hector Barbossa
>>51194568
>>51194506
why is everyone suddenly so obsessed with Portugal
what's so interesting about it?
>>51194609
Nothing, that's the irony
Portugal is so irrelevant no muslim migrates there because they don't know it exists
Portugal is so unimportant no one ever bothered actually trying to conquer it properly
Good pasta
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>>51194609
It's like this years Belarus
Wonder what country next years meme country will be
>>51194719
>american crime rate
Great thread there
>Be me,an argie aryan guy in Japan
>Start walking on the street
>Suddenly notice two japanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>I say ''Good konichiwa''
>They respond with: ''Good konichiwa''
>I sit next to them
>They ask where I come from
>I say 'Buenos Aires, Argentina"
>They say:''Cool''
>They ask me what I'm doing in Japan
>I say I was just visiting...
>Suddenly 4 american fat weebos appear and sit next to us
>They start harassing the japanese ladies
>I say:''How about you stop harassing those ladies?''
>They get up from their seats and surround me
>I grab my ninja choripan and put it over my t-shirt
>They lunge at me
>I completely destroy them
>They ask:''Where do you come from?''
>I say: I come from Argentina, the last true aryan country in the world, the home of the pope and the best football in the world, amerikeks.
>They run away:
>Suddenly the ladies start hugging me and kissing me
>I grab them and bring them to my bed where we have sex.
>They get pregnant and have beautiful anime kids
>They say : ''Thank you Marco ,if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had weebo children,unfortunately japanese man are keks and inferior to aryan men...Your country is so good Marco-Kun!
>I look at the sky and say: "Gracias barrilete cosmico"
>>51194683
>Portugal is so irrelevant no muslim migrates there because they don't know it exists
Thank god.
Once a friend of mine was offered a job in Vietnam. It was a french furniture company located in Vietnam and they were interested only in russkies there since gooks are scared of russkies and russkies love beating non-russkies. Especially abroad. He was supposed to beat gooks if they steal shit from the factory or if they get high at work. On one day he noticed them gathering. He came up to them and saw how gooks were watching a CLOTHED woman taking shower. They were almost fapping on it. My friend was confused. He didn't understand the trick. He took hic cell phone out of the pocket and switched on the real porn where five guys were drilling every hole of that whore. The porn with sperm around the face and terminated anuses. Gooks were shocked. They got stuck moveless. Important to know, he once found them praying to Lenin, Marx and Ho Shi Min. They obviously didn't even imagine shit like that. While they were watching, he pointed out the display with his finger and explaining: "America! This is America!".
Does this count for a nice thing to say to an american when I see him?
>>51194683
Why would a muslim go to a country with a bad labour market,low wages(relatively),total opposing cultures,etc?
>>51194862
the fuck did I just read
>>51194862
Yes you will make many friends.
>>51194972
>>51194988
What confuses you?
>>51195342
It makes perfect sense, but I'm not sure why you would tell it to someone you just met.
>>51195448
Anglosphere always talks to people in the street they don't know. I just figured out it would be perfect small talk start. You know, to create a habitual environment for an american in my city. They would feel inconvenient if none small talks to them.
>>51195566
>Anglosphere always talks to people in the street they don't know
Don't take the memes too seriously.
>>51199343
Hahahaahahahahahaha.
>>51194506
*nods approvingly from heaven*
>>51199343
Delete this post right NOW
>>51199343
Kek
Gibesdat child support old man.
ITT
>>51194506
But you ARE the weeaboo, if I was a jap girl, I would stay at least a kilometer away from you.
>>51194506
>mfw this post
>>51199343
kek
>>51194506
I preferred the Nordic version. I was hoping that this would be a completely original piece (like the original Nordic one and the British one) but I was left disappointed.
>>51205626
10/10
Underrated mene.
Post more maps.
>>51194506
And suddenly you woke up of your dream, with your dick covered in cum.
>>51194506
>>Be me,a Brazilian guy in Japan
>>Start walking on the street
>>Suddenly notice two japanese woman sitting on a bus stop
>>I say ''Bom dia''
>>They respond with: ''¿¿¿¿¿¿''
>>I sit next to them
>>They don't ask where I come from
>>I say ''Brasil''
>>They say: 何
>>They are visibly confused
>>I say "Estou só de visita"
>>Suddenly 4 american fat weebos appear and sit next to us
>>They strike up a conversation with the ladies
>>Not wanting to have my honorary white friends stolen from me I start speaking in Portuguese loudly
>>They say:''How about you stop harassing those ladies?''
>>They get up from their seats and surround me
>>I remove the gun that was hidden inside a plastic bag from my rectum that I managed to smuggle in
>>They lunge at me
>>I completely destroy them
>>They say:"Good thing we weren't shot when we were living in the US!"
>>I say: "I come from Brazil, the last bastion of malandragem and whiteness in South America", and shower them with graphs showing my state's superiority to the rest and calling for secession and pictures that show how first world I am
>>Suddenly the ladies start hugging then and kissing
>>They grab them and have sex in the middle of the street, they were saved instantly by superior Japanese free healthcare and given Viagra to help inseminate more Japanese women
>>They get pregnant and have beautiful anime kids
>>They say:''Thank you Jamal, Tyrone, Dwayne and Chad,if it weren't for you we would have been raped and had disgusting half brazilian children,unfortunately japanese man are keks and inferior to american men...Your country is so good and we deserved to be nuked twice!"
>>I look at the sky and say: "aquele sentimento quando não gf"
>This is what it sounded like https://youtu.be/2eMet2UR_qQ
It's been weeks now, will someone tell me who Alberto Barbosa is?
>>51205626
wouldn't portugal be the part where the roads are shit?
and wouldn't E stand for Espana?
>>51194506
t.[generic Portugese name]
>>51206596
He's the hero the world deserves
>>51206303
>>51206303
>>51206303
this is gold
>>51194506
THANK YOU BASED PORTUGAL
>>51206303
Kek
