>tfw gonna fight alone vs whole world
>again
>probably gonna lose
>again
H-hold me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg5QMysuSYg
Don't worry, we are neutral :DDD
>>51189799
It's ok Ivan,Our meme president will make the right call and drag Europe with us.
>>51189799
>tfw gonna fight alone vs whole world
>again
and when it happened before?
>>51190063
Crimean War?
>>51190245
>Crimean War
>Ottoman Empire, France, British Empire, Sardinia
>whole world
I don't get it lmao
>>51190320
Well, back then that was pretty much the whole world.
>>51190320
France and Britbongs qualified for whole world at the time.
>>51189799
>again
>>51189799
bosting a more superior tunez
https://youtu.be/wy4IsC5eb7o
>>51190320
>Crimea
>You don't get it
Of course.
>>51189799
It is not as bad as it sound.
It only fucks your country up.
>>51189799
Polish-Chinese border on Ural Mountains.
Guarantor of world's peace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGPKFvUBRZY
>>51189799
Who wants to C U C K you, Rossiya-chan?
>>51189799
>tfw conscripted mid december in a few weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
![[blood god intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/AJ6JdPE.gif "[blood god intensifies].gif")
>tfw patton and churchill were right all along
KILL ALL THOSE IVANS!
>>51190787
These shouldn't still be relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrbv40ENU_o
Can we not start another world war, please?
>>51190657
Oh fucking snap, thats a fatality right there, salo drowned by spaghetti, damn.
>>51189799
nobody like russia, nobody deserves to live
i am so alone, versus everyone
crawling in my skin
nuke everybody else
and then myself
>>51191208
>imblying I don't have a banter immunity since the clanking time
>>51191333
is it true that ukraine sold weaponry to ISIS?
>>51191333
is it true that ukrainian goverment wants to genocide the Crimean Population?
>>51191333
is it true that all maidaneks were promised a citizenship in Canada and USA as soon they turn own country to the shit?
Good fuck you.
>>51191547
is it true that Poland trained killers of maidan?
>>51190836
>that one dutch mudslime in every thread
>>51189799
Obongo is a fucking retard. I would fully ally with Russia to remove kebabs.
>>51189799
I cringed.
>>51191427
of course, Inshallah
>>51191469
of course, we don't need traitors, only land
>>51191515
>maidaneks
I cri everitim
only those from Treblinka
>>51191547
You know it only just occurred to me
Indonesia is full of muslimes
and Poland's flag is upside down indonesia
and you hate muslims
is indonesia Pollands antimatter?
what would happen if a Pole and an Indo ran into each other?
>>51191333
Nice trips Oleksandr, but you still got rekt.
>>51189799
I'm happy with that. I'm looser and recently lost my job, so the big cleansing war is the best what can happen to me right now.
>>51191589
you are anglosaxon. anglosaxons always supported mudslimes against christians. and then you pretend that this never happened.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_War
>>51191666
Poland? no such thing, only reverse indonesia
Friendly reminder, Russia has no ballistic missile detection satellites. The last (Soviet) satellite burned up in the atmosphere a year ago.
And Russia hasn't launched a new one yet - because they won't start launching it until next year.
Combine that with the hole in Russia's ground-based ballistic missile detection systems with Poland joining the NATO, and the USA can fly all their nukes straight into Moscow without Putin knowing.
When WW3 happens, Russia will be fucking glass and NATO won't feel a thing.
>>51190580
y/n?
>>51191678
you got buttblastered to a degree that you needed to edit same picture, try better serbshit
>>51191707
is it true that all ukrainians are whores, who live like pigs?
>>51191816
pigs are tasty
>>51191710
At least it will be over fast :3
>>51191810
>try better serbshit
Wow rude, i thought we were friends Oleksandr
>>51191858
so you are canibal pigs?
>>51191777
10/10. thank you, Bolankun, you da bes :3
https://youtu.be/V9Ty3YnWN80
>>51190063
Relax, Stepan, everything is going to be ok.
>>51191976
pig edited on the face of Ukrainian president
hehehehehehe guise look he's pig
:DD:D:D:D
clever one Vanya, the level of 11 y.o. from yaplakal and pikabu
>>51191573
yes it is true, just as we were responsible for the holohoax and also the rape of east germn turd reichers by the USSR refugees.
dont bother for applying for reps because the american zionists are on OUR side
>>51192049
>Ukrainian president
no pig voted for him, how can he be their president?
>>51192054
wait. you are not responsible for holohoax? how comes?
You're all fucking retarded if you think anything will come of this.
>>51192129
hey you gotta try better Prokhor or your supervisors will not count this as a post worth payment
>>51192164
jesus made us do it!!!
>>51192164
can't you into simple logic, Vasya? most of extermination camps were located in poland therefore they are responsible
>>51192186
i dont even uderstand why you are whining about. projecting much of own job here pig?
>>51192169
I've called my jew friend and he said everything is going as planned, and there will be the war.
>>51192234
>can't you into simple logic
sorry i cant into cannibal pigs philosophy.
>>51192321
>looks like summer
>bitch wearing boots
>>51191710
you have wrote much pal, but...
are you ready for war?
>>51192372
>The first Monument to Golden Pig with the words "To the pig from grateful inhabitants of Romny" was established on 1st of April 2000 in Romny on Fool's Day during First National Festival of Humor "Lovers of Salo". The festival took part under the slogan "We are against the beastliness but for the development of pig-breeding".
you cant make this up.
>>51190657
oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>51191678
kek, saved
>get nuked to the rubble
>new government and people
>rebuild everything with new technologies like Japan did
>better management due to smaller country size
>golden age
R-right?
>>51191710
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Hand_%28nuclear_war%29
>>51192837
>golden age
Maybe. Who knows? But if a devil offered you to trade your Russian soul for Western civil society, would you make the deal?
>better management
Manage your ass first and don't let any Kremlin botox doll manage it for you.
>>51192837
>rebuild everything with new technologies
>like japan did
>with american help
>>51193574
>would you make the deal?
Yes, I'm sick of this penis fencing tbqh
>>51192837
>dead hand system
Yeah... if it exists...
Which it probably does not, because the Soviets were running behind on computer technology.
Nevermind that the Russian warhead stockpile is literally rusting away. They probably smash into their own silowalls before even getting into orbit.
Russia is a military joke.
>>51192837
So what would happen if a Tunguska-sized irradiated meteor crashed into Russia? Russia just nukes half the world by accident?
>>51195511
Maybe not since it needs to be armed during a crisis
But who knows
