Memes aside, why the fuck do you people do this?
>>51187646
Well supposedly those ugly ass tracksuits are comfy
Memes aside, only bydlo does thit.
>>51187646
they're searching for turks to squash
Imagine you want to sit, but there are no benches around, stone surfaces are cold af and the ground is dirty. What do?
>>51187646
>russians
>people
They don't have chairs but they don't want to get urinary tract infection either
>>51187694
t. anton barbosov
>>51187702
noice
>>51187719
probably go inside a building where there's chairs like a human
>>51187646
>
>>51187646
Enjoing their beer while sitting in comfy position and wearing comfy clothes?
I don't think it should be called the slav squat but ex commie squat prove me wrong autists you yes you
My grandpa was Russian and sometimes I notice I end up doing it. I think it runs in the blood.
It's a very natural position to be in unless you're a fat fuck or just in bad shape fitness wise. Stretches the lower muscle groups nicely just by squating like that.
>>51187829
>go to park with lads in summer to drink some beers and tan a bit
>hobos sleep on benches and fags get their dicks sucked on them
>sitting on grass for too long makes your ass green
Not even a slav, but it's the most logical thing to do. Converted my buds to squatting, one of them even squats in front of his computer now.
>>51187843
I agree everything else but comfy position???
Dude thats so uncomfy, and when everyone normal stands you look like inferior slave on the groundlevel.
sitting on cold and wet surfaces makes you catch rheumatism (commonly known as "wolf" in my parts, because it bites your ass)
standing all the time is impractical, as slavic conversation patterns rarely include gesticulation
what do? squat
>>51187881
>>51187917
Igor the samahomo
they need to do real squats so they can sit without getting pressure sores
>>51187997
Äitis oli venäläinen homo
Is squatting really considered strange?
It's comfy.
>>51187945
>one of them even squats in front of his computer now.
tell me this isn't true, I'm laughing almost too hard to solve the captcha
>>51187972
Ok, it may be not comfy but it it's very practical. When you stand cops can see from bigger distance.
>>51187829
This. Why be outside in Russia?
>>51187843
Don't compare yourselves to us. That's not what this is about.
>>51188082
>can see you
>>51188061
I'm squatting right now, bracie
>>51187829
But that's the point, I want to stay OUTSIDE, chat with my comrades, drink beer, smoke cigs, catcall bitches and swear loudly.
>>51187917
It's bad for the knees.
>>51187972
Butifel
>>51188061
He says his neck isn't bent forward as much as it is when he sits like a real human bean, so there's that. I don't think it's really good for his back tho.
>>51188112
>tfw squatting right now too
our reptilian overlords do it.
And so do we
>>51187945
>go to park with lads in summer to drink some beers and tan a bit
>go to park
>tan a bit
This will never not be weird to me.
>>51188122
>It's bad for the knees.
No it's not, unless you're a fat fuck
>>51188122
Being fat is bad for the knees, squatting is natural.
>unable to stand outside so he has to squat
Squatting is for when you're drunk or need to shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr8ljRgcJNM
>>51188175
Well, if you live in Brussels and there aren't that many open spaces and you don't want to spend 20 some euros to go on an overcrowded beach, you end up going to parks.
Where would you go senpai?
>>51188176
>>51188177
In not fat, but I am probably ~15 years older than you, and I am a technician. My knees are fukt, and doc Jewstein tells me it's from prolonged squatting at work.
>>51188255
The garden tbqh. But we're very autistic people and value privacy.
>>51188255
>Where would you go senpai?Somewhere, anywhere on my 12 acres of land.
>>51188299
We're all students, no one has a garden senpai.
>>51188302
Are you so fat that you need that much space?
>>51187880
Or just commie squat
When i was in highschool did with my friends in the Bus stop (without benchs ), At first the people thinking that this was strange but with the time no one noticed more and everyone do it after we start
>>51188257
I don't know what to tell you man, maybe we do have some difference in body structure. My dad is 59yo and he squats all the time. Or you're just doing it wrong, like put knees too wide apart or don't do full feet squats.
>>51188302
Oops. Didn't mean to greentext
Somewhere, anywhere on my 12 acres of land.
>>51188333
Nice digits. And no, I'm not fat. I'm out of shape, but I'm in my 30s and married. Fuck it.
This >>51188299 applies. I don't like seeing or hearing anyone but my wife when I'm at home. 12 acres is a nice buffer.
>>51188391
I squat in whatever position the conditions require.
>>51188333
Belgium firing shots today
>>51188425
It was just banter senpai desu.
>>51187646
It's comfy and slavs don't ruin their mobility and muscular development by sitting in front of a computer all day like degenerate amerifats.
>>51187646
It is good for your back and ajusts your pelvis. Specially advisable if you past most of your day in front of PC. We all should do it if we pretend not to seem hunchbacks.
>>51188333
I've got a garden, ur moms vagina is a vegetable machine
>>51188492
>literally squatting in front of my computer right now
>>51188540
I've got two toilets, your mom is my toilet cleaning lady.
that feel when 70% of time when Im using computer Im sitting in this position. Its more comfier than sitting on a chair.
>>51188567
>>51188567
Do pretty gopnik grills exist?
ony gyspies squat here
that should tell everything you need to know about it
>>51188623
Where do you set your computer when you squat? Do you use a very little table to put it?
>>51187694
>only bydlo does thit.
even the most beautiful american women do this
To work their quads.
I'm not a slav but it's a comfortable way of sitting once you get used to doing it enough.
>>51188660
I bet gypsies also drink water, eat, sleep, shit and urinate. Vile creatures.
>>51188745
Proxy detected. That's no squat.
>>51188745
>1 foot
entry level desu
>>51188706
this is my room. I sit on a chair only when Im playing.
>>51188839
lol
>dat funky newfag case
>>51188567
The problem is the "comfortable" computer chairs we use that completely ruin posterior chain development and gives poor hamstring and ankle mobility.
>>51188839
>plushie rabbit
Faggot
>>51188839
that's like Russia lvl poorfag
jesus
>>51188912
I think OP is either an underage fem or a faggot
>>51188818
you've got to start somewhere
>>51188839
Very 2008-esque, I like it
>>51188918
still better than other polish dwellers
>>51188918
>Poland is not Russia meme
Every slav country is Russia. If slav country is not Russia, it's either Turkey or Germany.
>>51188839
>no one noticed until now the bra in the chair
>>51188839
I like your comfy carpet.
>>51187829
>where there's chairs like a human
this nigga doesn't even know his native language, top kek
>>51188970
You've got to be kidding . I live in the poorest European country and my PC is 10 times better.
>>51188974
This.
>>51187646
EJ PACAN, SIGA JEST?
>>51188997
>bra
its cottonworld
>>51189003
american language is quickly devolving to replacing all cases of are/is with just "is"
for example, in american english it's perfectly fine to say
"there is no reasons why"
I like to squat when I poop. It flies out of my butt when I do it
>>51188839
>BRA
COMMIEFORNIA
O
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M
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>>51188839
It's not even bad. In Hungary people pay a shitton of money to rent a room like this.
>>51188970
I wish I still had my 21' crt monitor.
I miss the feel of felling my face and eyes burn after 8+ hours in front of it.
>>51189048
sure if you're a nigger
>>51189052
Good lucky when the latrine break and cut your ass off.
>>51188997
>implying some men dont like to wear bras
it's like some clueless faggot using a brazilian proxy.
>>51189048
Thats just wrong. Only niggers confuse is and are.
"We is goin to da mall"
"You is gon' sell me dat crack nigga"
>>51189048
you're a dumbass tbqh
>>51188839
>radiant hydronic heat
Pleb
>>51189081
Nigger the standard register.
>>51189047
>20 + 0015
>using this shit while exists the magnetic pussy Boxmasterrace
>>51189003
>>51189048
there is nothing grammatically incorrect about "where there's chairs' you spastics
now this is our rooms thread
>>51189205
>not wanting to show a bit more leggie
comrade you be of gay?
I wanted to buy this jacket, but it's too fucking expensive ;_;
I started lifting so now I squat a lot more.
>>51189269
liberate it in a glorious red revoilution, ivan
>>51189269
I will buy one of this for my Russian cosplay , the lucky
is that there chinese cheap.
>>51189211
Sure if you're black/inbred or should I say if you is black/inbred
>>51189269
my nigger
>>51189269
>mfw nazi clothes are culturally appropriated by Slavs
>>51189269
>buying original adidas
Why? To feel that gopnik-style you need to go with fake ones, why else would you wear adidas?
But I do too because
(1) I am poor to buy a chair
(2) I am not going to buy a chair
(3) I am generally not interested in chars
(4) Perhaps Japanese traditional room does not allow a chair in it because it eventually ruins the floor.
>>51189211
Pls stop
>>51189368
>why else would you wear adidas?
>authentic churka experience
>>51189368
>why else would you wear adidas
Because it's good for sports? Pretty comfy for outdoors running
>>51189337
It's not like i'm into tracksuits and shit, i just liked this one a lot.
> my slav-genes are now awake
>>51188839
Nice bra love. Txt me xoxo
>>51188912
>>51188946
You homolords don't have plushies?
>>51189418
u're mom turns chairs upside down not to ruin the floor
so she can sit with three friends of her
and ruin something else
if u get my thought
>>51189449
>paying half of slavwage for a pack of sweatsoakers
I don't understand this, comrade
>>51189419
if enough people do it then its ok because its the nature of language to change and evolve :)
>>51189047
>cottonworld
Wearing that right now.
>>51189418
>>51189418
>it eventually ruins the floor.
>not being superior technologically advanced master race to use cork paddign to set your chair on.
see , this is why americans nuked yous....twice!!
and nature btfo with tsunamis
>>51189577
Nice hokku mang
>>51189594
>half of slavwage
Huh?
>>51189694
he's implying those things cost a half month's of slave sweat n blood to purchase.
>>51188644
>>51189751
Do they, though? Are salaries in Belarus that low or prices that high?
>>51189834
both
also they pay in bulbas
There are people that aren't squatting right now
this thread has inspired me to squat like slav on a chair
>>51189879
>be broke
>can't go back to parents because muh pride
>go to tiny GF flat, PC is on the floor
>squat several hours a day
>get a gorilla ass
gotta leave the skinny fit, sad desu
Squatting is good for your health
>>51189636
seriously I didn't have any ideas of setting something under the chair at all thi is how radiation works on our brain
>>51189601
Except that, in this case, you're just wrong. Or should I say you's wrong?
Nigger
>>51189984
>seriousiru-san
>>51187972
>gondola
there are "people" that aren't squatting right now
>>51187646
memes aside I've never seen anyone do this. you either sit on a bench or sit/lean on a wall if you're outside. and if it's too cold outside to comfortably sit on a bench, you go indoors
>>51190723
"It probably also insults Allah and our Turk masters"
to be honest i don't even know how to squat with feet flat on the ground
i just cannot do
>>51190839
you have to strech moar
>>51190822
sorry, don't speak potato
>>51190839
Try doing some exercises instead of your next anime watching session
>>51190947
>>51190889
which muscle? hamstring? i want to be slav for halloween please help
>>51190839
Just do like your favourite yokozuna does, nigga-kun.
>>51188839
Where your windows blinds, lad?
my tracksuit
>>51191696
you mean curtains?
>>51192103
No, he means special sheets of fabric designed to cover observing transparent glass and frame constructions.
>>51188974
>Every slav country is Russia.
Nice kek mentality. We were a country before Russia even existed.
