So you're in the club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
Give im me loitah, facken CIGGY BOT BRAIN
>>51177416
I would kanga-rue the day that happened
I might think it was some sort of kanga-ruse
I would be kanga-screwed
I would kanga-spew my drink
I'd hope he wouldn't kanga-woo my gf
If my gf smiled we'd be kanga-through
I'd wonder why this club is now a kanga-zoo
Someone kill me pls
>>51177556
Haha nice ones, take my +1 man.
EDIT: Thanks for the gold!
>>51177538
>>51177556
>>51177416
This
>>51177647
What a cowardly pussy, I hope he knows that this doesn't make him any more "manly"
>>51177647
Get choked out
>>51177416
Wow I never knew they leaned back on their tail like that... creepy
LAUGH AT HIS TINY WEINER
>>51177416
Ha jokes on you, I don't have a girlfriend
autistic meme
>>51177416
Slap his ass
>>51178227
>victim of domestic kangaroo violence detected
>>51177416
JESUS
thats genuinely frightening.
>>51177647
>punching out a juvenile wallaby, manlet of the roo family
>same thing as the sick cunt in the OP
no
>>51177687
>giant roided out rabbits that know MMA moves
literally monster island
Shoot it
2nd amendment brah
>>51179060
Shot him, then cook?
>>51177711
That's how they kick you with both feet.
>>51177416
Plant a family of rabbits in his home.
>>51179518
I heard they eat kangaroo meat in Russia. Is this true?
>>51181252
Russia was biggest kangaroo meat importer until 2008. Then it was banned=)
Never tried it thou, they probably added it to cheap sausages or something
>>51181282
Why was it banned? Kangaroo meat is delicious t.b.h
>>51179481
Roos don't have a carapace
>>51177416
jesus, imagine the meat it produced
