>our country is obliged to take in refugees.
>it is our right and duty to have a black president.
>it is our right and duty to have gay marriage
>it is my civil liberty to get shot and pay for overpriced healthcare
>the american way of life does not permit the eating of kinder surprise eggs. the toys found inside of them are LITERALLY more dangerous than guns.
>>51176044
>It's illegal to marry a man in his country
>The government literally tells you who you can and can not love
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>high fructose corn syrup is a perfectly fine substitute for sugar.
>>51176092
>it is my duty as an american, genderfluid, translover, homoacceptance, poofter to get arseblasted at any infringements on my precious little gay cunt feelings
FUCK YOU AUSTRALIA MY SIDES CAN ONLY HANDLE THAT MUCH
>what will i be doing on sunday? why i will be attending my the Pepsi Pentecostal Megachurchâ„¢: Change The Game, Drink Pepsi
>>51176116
>The government is literally in control of his love life
>The government actually says who he can and can not have feelings for
>The government is actually in control of his emotions
>>51176191
>as an american i believe homosexuality isn't a mental illness and that they deserve the exact same rights as us. you're being racist and intolerant if you don't want them to ruin marriage! i literally can't even handle this right now ... i literally just can't!
>>51176180
>I don't need good internet speed, my country's outdoor environment is safe and fulfilling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIcltV7r-nM
>>51176191
>Having any emotions
Fucking pleb
>>51176225
>I don't need good walking speed, my country's outdoor environment is completely motor scooter accessible.
Add this to your collection aussie.
>>51176251
>I must prepare for the return of our mortal enemies; the emu
>>51176365
That's pretty good but now you have posted nudity on this christian imageboard and I have to call the cops
you just used up 200% of your monthly internet plan shitposting. good job