>be American
>take most of the meals of your lifetime in chain fast food restaurants
>be American
>most of your many small talk sessions revolve around topics such as whether Burger King or Subway has higher quality cuisine
>be American
>the Wikipedia article on your city mentions nearly defunct chain stores with only a few remaining outlets as a point of cultural interest and even adding a photo
god bless
I really like rather fish than meat...
>be slovenian
wait what is slovenia?
>>51148942
You can't make this shit up. It's all true
None of this is made up bull shit. It's all true.
>>51148942
desu that hamburger on the pic looks pretty healthy and could be part of a balanced diet
pic rel is what i am eating right now
Shall we make this a food thread?
>>51148942
Oh dear... someone should really make a porno where a girl in Japan bodypaint gets bukkake'd, it would be glorious.
>>51148942
wow brits invented eggs
>>51148942
>the british one isn't an european person
>>51148942
you'll make us all look bad
>>51149389
where do you know our nationality and country name from? apparently you've already heard about us monkey
>>51149333
Why not both at once?
>>51152202
I thought the Dutch invented chickens though?
For the record, I cook nearly all of my meals at home and I havn't had fast food in over a year.
>>51152202
>>51157886
But which invention came first?
When I lived in the US, I ate at the local Jack In a box next to my school. There was this hot black chick working there. She would be the one to take my order every time.
I never did anything about it.
>>51155241
It's funny how you continue manoeuvring like a Slovene who watches his rep above all else even in this anonymous paradise.
>>51148942
>be American
>will die never having to pay the jizya
