>he spells color with a "u"
What colour is the girl on the right's skin?
>>51140685
>He gets shot
>fatposting
>>51140704
American
>his country has no history
>he uses miles instead of kilometers
>>51140704
They're white Americans la.
>simplified "english"
>he cant into free healthcare
>>51140704
well that's actually how it's spelled, so uh good job
>>51140704
white in america
nobody likes Americans, you're literally worse than Russians
I wish America could be like North Korea so we'd never have to acknowledge they even exist
>Aluminium
>>51140812
Risotto. lel
Mobile. No, mobile, not mobil. There's an e.
>>51140799
Even though I hate 'murrica, their way of writing and pronouncing the English language still is superior to any other on this planet.
>>51140799
>>51140894
Why are Germans so edgy and anti-American on this board? Every other German post is an anti-American hate post, even the Russians and Serbs don't take it as far as you do and they have actual reasons to hate us.
>>51140917
get fucked
>>51140917
Ami go home!
>American """""""""""""""""""""""""English"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>51140917
because you destroyed their culture you dumb shit
>>51140894
I love them too lad. The world would be worse without them.
>>51140917
He was sucking your circumcised cock lad. Uncalled for.
English ppl react to Americans' shitty English
http://karapaia.livedoor.biz/archives/52156041.html
>>51140999
original
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-british-people-hate-about-americans#.gtDXqOy8D
>not an American
>says "OK"
For what purpose?
OKですね
>>51140917
I can't speak for the others but as I hate neo-liberal economy systems in general along with pollution, racism, egocentrism, no wellfare, militarism, social darwinism and the way of interpreting Freedom as the freedom of people to make stupid choices and radicalize themselves in small groups, there really is no point why I should like your country at this point. Don't you agree?
>>51141097
Are Germans the most keked race of people on the face of the planet?
>>51140685
>american """"""""""english""""""'"""
The centre of the building where I get my pay cheque is coloured green.
>>51141097
>>51141024
>>51140999
Lol, this is Subaltern studies tier butthurt going on.
>>51140685
>he doesn't have a filename dating back to the 12's
>>51140685
>Not making your language as annoying as possible for others to learn.
Oh wait, New World. Sorry.
>>51140685
These coloured females are white in Memarica.
>>51141256
>>Not making your language as annoying as possible for others to learn.
Please, leave that to the pros
>>51141405
You are based Froglad. We'd be nothing without you.
>>51141097
Americans are a much greater threat than muslims and shit. They behave as if the world was their, they are doing nothing to prevent pollution, they caused the current economic recession with their policies and they heated conflicts all over the world. Realize it faggots.
>unironically speaking unitedstatesian
>>51142447
I thought it was 'Usonian'.
>>51142277
Says my NATO comrade.
Together we can fight the US's wars!
>>51142557
>Usonian
I like it
>"aluminum"
>"defense"
>>51140812
Teethman what are you doing here?
>>51140709
No Paris jokes, please!
>>51140685
Is writing "colour" wrong a new meme?
Is it a new PC thing in the USA?
>>51140917
Cause your all fgts do they need a better reason?
>>51140917
Why are Americans so edgy and anti-World on this board? Every other American post is an anti-World hate post, even the Russians and Serbs don't take it as far as you do and they have actual reasons to hate the World.
>>51142963
kek
>>51142806
>aluminum
seriously?
Is it a decision comparable to "liberty cabage"?
>We will write a stupid word instead of the word the Germans use.
How American English was born:
>country made of immigrants
>millions had no idea how to speak English
>a fucking mess, some people who do speak English try to simplify it
>mostly separated from civilisation until last century's later half
>education so shit they actually have spelling competitions for native speakers
>>51143058
Normalcy.
A word.
>>51140721
just imagined a visa application for north america
>height (in cms): 5'10'
>weight (in kgs): 310
>nationality: free
>skin color: american
>eye color: stars and stripes
>occupation: never
>>51143058
>>51142806
>tungsten instead of wolfram
>>51141297
She's a well fit bird innit.
>>51143134
>education so shit they actually have spelling competitions for native speakers
That always amuses me.
I have seen a lot of Americans that couldn't spell trivial words.
I'm not sure if my social circle is shit or if that can be applied to all their people
>>51143205
Fucking this. I mean we even made up the word tungsten and we still use wolfram. Fucking hell, it's 2015.
>>51140894
>inconsistent spelling changes and pronunciation
>superior
Sure, because obviously defence needs to be changed to defense, but not fence, hence, commence etc, for some reason. There was actually a much bigger attempt in America to 'improve' English with massive changes to spelling, and even Yanks dropped most of them they were so retarded. What is left is just a few that stuck.
>>51143243
What?
Lad, we's don't all live in tower blocks wit Pakistan West Indies Cockney akcents hyou know?
That's actually a terrible pic.
She's way fitter. You don't even have countdown every day.
>>51143176
lel
>H is for Hydrogen!
>Li is for Lithium!
>Na is for Sodium!
>K is for Potassium!
>Billion is milliard
>Trillion is billion
>>51143516
Mate I tell you, I got DNS service for days. I got countdown everywhere, all over my screen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpD-0lf43O8
>>51143589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UeQLO43a2Y
>>51140685
You are doing a good job adopting Spanish influences, America
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt-6pAjSpzo
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>51143709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pM-MJKZMwtE
>>51140767
Simplified English would actually be great. A spelling reform to match the the written word with the spoken tongue. The problem is that 'murrican isn't really simplified English, it's English arbitrarily modified by simpletons.
>>51143930
Intricacies of a language are beautiful. Colloquialisms are history.
Lets not simplify.
>Meer
Wait, what?
>>51144150
I know, right?
>>51140685
>aluminum
>>51143058
>>51142806
You realize it was a British scientist who coined the word "aluminum," right
Or are you just that uneducated?
>>51144150
Wait what does my head in
>does my head in
Its evolution of language.
It serves a purpose, a phrase that didn't exist before for a century but now we seem to need it.
>>51140704
redbone
>>51144456
ikr
>>51143246
Literally the same happens here.
>Miles
>Yards
>Inches
>Pounds
>Ounces
>Americans' excuse to this is literally, unironically "Muh Hurrtage"
