http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/nov/23/shooting-in-new-orleans-park-leaves-at-least-10-people-wounded
>be american
>born
>get circucmkiked
>get taught creationism in school
>get bullied in school
>grow up a virgin
>job outsoruced to china
>cant compete with illegal mexican workers
>girlfriend keks me with tyrone
>can only afford a house made out of cardboard
>marry fat woman
>get keked by tyrone again
>complain about it
>get sued by my wife who is a pansexual-xir-homo kekoldress
>lose my cardboard house
>kick a rock out of anger
>break thumb
>scream and blame obama
>have to call a taxi to avoid 100k in ambulance bill
>have to pay 250k in medical bills
>go to mcdonalds for a burger to feel better
>crazy lady screaming for nuggets
>decide to leave
>go for a walk in a park ( which i can barely do due to my morbid obesity )
>get shot
YOU CANNOT, EVEN IF YOU TRIED, MAKE ALL THIS SHIT UP
pls respond
>>51133850
+1 vote for you my fine feathered friend!
>kick a rock out of anger
>break thumb
>>51133756
>>kick a rock out of anger
>>break thumb
>>scream and blame obama
>>have to call a taxi to avoid 100k in ambulance bill
>>have to pay 250k in medical bills
how are you breaking your thumb from kicking a rock? why are you going to the hospital for it? why would you need to take an ambulance for a broken thumb?
so many questions
>>51133985
details
>norwegishoots
>>51134036
>Walking home
>Mad because my wobbly donga isn't much of a beaut
>Go to kick rock
>Miss and trip
>Land funny on my hand and break my thumb
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>>51134068
>Belgium
>Permissive firearm laws
dafuq?
>>51134068
that was 1 guy though
>>51134068
>227
>>51134117
>1 person can kill 77 people in norway
>>51133756
>wake up in third-world human cesspool
>get salty from being beheaded
>post on chinese girl cartoon imageboard about americans
>>51134029
like when you hit the corner of a desk or something
>>51134173
t. johnny barbosa
>>51134083
this t︂bh f︂︂a︂m
>>51134208
we will build awall to keep YOU outside of here
>>51134109
Its true you autist. Not all of europe is some noguns desert
>>51134228
restrictive doesn't mean you can't have guns
and you can't say in the same picture that belgium has permissive gun laws and switzerland has restrictive ones without sounding stupid
>>51134036
Thumbs are on your hands you dumb Somali toes are on your feet
>>51133756
>days without a mass shooting
>0
>people die
>make memes out of it
>>51133756
>niggers getting shot
lol dont care
>>51134176
the thumb is on your hand tho
>>51134996
soft cunt
>>51134996
>not six gorillon likes
>A dispute between two groups of people in a New Orleans park Sunday escalated into a shooting that injured at least 16 people, police said late Sunday.
>The shooting took place at around 6 p.m. local time after approximately 500 people had gathered at Bunny Friend Playground in the city's 9th Ward to film a music video, the New Orleans Police Department said in a statement. Ambulances took 10 victims to area hospitals, and police later learned that another six victims had been taken to the hospital in private vehicles.
99% it was niggers or spics which aren't even human or american anyways.
>>51134996
>says the aussie
>>51133756
>be mexican
>complain about 1st world country
>ignore my 3rd world shit hole of a country
>get beheaded
You guys sure are living the dream :^)