>be mexican
>start a war of aggression with your innocent, industrious northern neighbors
>get most of your country taken from you
>>51132511
>be american
>start a war of neoliberalism aggression with your savage, thirdwolrd southern neighbors
>get most of your country kuked in return
i am starting to believe tha alamo bullshit was the first 9/11....also we have the honor of being the first country in receive american *democracy*
>>51132511
any /his/lad will agree that polk forced the war to gain california
>>51132743
texas revolution was all about slavery, today texans will scream that it was a for muh freedoms
>>51132748
>/his/
We are /his/. They can fuck off /int/ was all we had before that newfag came along fug ;-;
>>51132685
>>51132743
>>51132748
>>51132784
I want MIDF to leave
>>51132811
>>51132825
cannot handle the facts
santa anna was the biggest kek
>>51132784
>>51132748
>>51132743
>>51132685
Mow my lawn.
"El mowo my lawno."
>>51132685
>Be American
>Win The Game Of History over Mexico
>hurr we have long since infiltrated you chingada
Try not being fat, ruddy and short, Diabeeto. Your entire being is a bastard kekold and you know it.
>"the napoleon of the west"
>gets rekt by an irrelevant country and lose the entire north of his country
>>51133199
I heard Mexican women are easy. Is this true?
>>51133342
Yes
>>51133342
If you have blue eyes, you can crush it down there
>>51133342
Depends on the state and income
>>51133219
>>51133199
Should've hang him before he fucking took power
Fuck me right in the ass, why didn't we act
we deserve this