Why do euros hate Hershey?
Because it's bad.
>>51109670
I tried it once and it tastes like vomit. I'm not kidding, it really tastes like vomit
I think it's better than Milka. I drink a lot but I don't ever heave, so I'm down with the whole 'whoah dude, you just, like, totally puked brah' flavour.
>>51109670
because it tastes like chalk.
>>51109670
Because it's a shitty chocolate. Every time I've had it the shit's been fucking grainy too, like it's old or has been melted and then cooled off again.
Lindt is in german part of switzerland but it has fench text on the logo, re
>>51109670
Euros are butthurt to everything in america
>puke in chocolate
>defend it
>"lolllll why are euros so weird XD"
>>51110170
Lindt chocolate = Best chocolate
>>51110170
Pretty based tbqh. As a Swede, I especially enjoy Lindors, on account of them being chocolate balls.
>>51110270
Not really, plenty of great things from the US. True bbq, cajun and creole cuisine and so on. But Hershey's is objectively shitty, see >>51110133
>>51109670
because eurokeks favor fat like >>51110170
over delicious freedom sugar
>>51109670
Hershey's tastes like vomit.
Divine 85% dark is the best. I think it's German.
because it literally tastes like vomit
>Butyric acid is present in, and is the main distinctive smell of, human vomit.[8]
>>51109749
>>51110358
Why does it even taste like puke? What is in that """""""chocolate"""""""?
>eat fermented fish dicks and salted licorice
>refuse to eat "disgusting" chocolate when it tastes a little sour
>>51110459
I guess that answers my question
How can people eat this crap?
It smells like puke. Especially kisses one.
>>51109670
It's so disgusting. It tasted like chalk. Like a dark chocolate without the richness.
I don't believe milk is added at all, probably some American "milk product" shit.
Tastes like shit
>>51110170
German Swiss - Things like firearms and swiss army knifes
French Swiss - Chocolate and Watches
Italian and Romansh Swiss - Nothing
That's how I see it anyway
We prefer Ukrainian president's chocolate.
>why do euro's hate pressed dog shit?
I wonder.
>>51110539
Those disgusting national delicacies are at least meant to have an acquired taste.
Chocolate is supposed to be flat out sweet and delicious from the start, not like I'm eating it just after emptying it from my own stomach.
>>51110539
>chocolate
>tasting sour
If its chocolate it should only taste bitter-sweet you fucking subhuman
god that pepe makes me cringe
They don't like how it tastes.
Why don't you like [insert food here]?
Because you don't like how it tastes.
>>51110581
Because it was developed in a time when chocolate was an expensive luxury that most of America didn't have access to, and Hershey devised a way to mass produce a cheap alternative for the nation, utilizing a process that lessened importance on milk quality, allowing for vastly lower production costs to permit the American working class to indulge in chocolate.
So really, it just became an American staple thanks to a low barrier of entry for an already popular product, and it's not quite disgusting enough to totally turn people off, so it just works.
Because it's shit in a chocolate wrapper.
>>51110865
Yeah, we had surrogate "coffee" for the same reason, but when we could afford real coffee for everyone we fucking stopped using the shitty substitute.
>>51109670
because it's not muh Milka
>be American businessman
>making chocolate is too expensive
>use old fermented milk to safe costs
>milk contains the main substance of vomit
>convince consumers it tastes good
>>51110539
>hän ei rakasta salmaikki
Painu hevon vittuun hampurilainen.
>>51110991
Milka is meh
>>51110539
>not using volcanic waste as food ingredients
>>51110983
Well, if you visit a candy aisle nowadays there's tons of different chocolates to choose from, but Hershey's established their place in the national consciousness, so not everyone really cares enough to even try anything else.
I personally always thought it was disgusting, and I never understood why people liked chocolate so much until I tried something that wasn't Hershey's.
>>51109670
Because it contains vomit
>>51110991
Milka is too sweet. Wedel is a lot better
we have good, european chocolate here. Why should we prefer industrial shit tier chocolate made by americans?
>>51111039
this
Have any euros/americans tried Whittakers?
I've only seen it in airports outside of NZ where it was super expensive
It's GOAT though
>eating vomit
![Pepe-Coffee_cokolady-Jordis[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UsI1lgT.jpg "Pepe-Coffee_cokolady-Jordis[1].jpg")
>Not buying local made chocolates only
>>51111039
Liquorice is the sign of civilization.
i like the white one
>>51111516
>king size
>93gr
the small sized bars her are like >100gr
>>51111516
white chocolate isn't chocolate
>>51111589
I mean
>73gr
>>51111516
This heu knows whats up
>>51110991
>>51111194
we have Milka here too, it's my favorite
our presidents also owns the best and biggest confectionery manufacturer here and their chocolate is pretty good too
>>51111650
Where is it labelled as being chocolate shitlord?
typical euro comment
>>51109670
>eating vomit flavored chocolate
>>51109670
Funfact: I recently bought some "crunch" chocolate here. It's cheap-ass chocolate I know but usually I like it.
Little did I know it's made with US standards in Mexico. It really did taste like shit, and when I checked the ingredients... Lo' and behold, butyric acid.
iirc they don't use cocoa butter in its production
If you want a real chocolate here you have to go to one of the micro-chocolataries that are found in some of the larger urban areas.
>>51112180
>be in the US
>want proper chocolate
>have to go to a micro-chocolataries
>want a proper beer
>have to go to a micro-brewery
>Americans don't have microburgeries
>>51112257
whyyyyyy
>>51112270
>white women wants a proper dicking
>all the whites have micro-dicks
>>51111996
The Brazilian said he "likes the white one" and he obviously meant chocolate. So calm your tits.
It's not that bad. At the same time, it's outclassed by nearly every other type of chocolate.
>>51112343
http://www.mlive.com/entertainment/flint/index.ssf/2015/02/raymos_dining_and_entertainmen.html
>There's a new "micro-burgery" in town.
If you don't know what that is, don't be surprised. There aren't many. You might find a few things calling themselves that online, but here's the idea: What if someone started doing with burgers the same thing that craft brewers have done with beer, combining their love of culinary art with a more accessible item -- like beer?
Checkmate
>>51112257
>>51112257
what the fuck
>>51112257
I've never eaten canned beans
what are they like
>>51109670
If I said it tasted like dogshit, I'd be giving Hershey's too much credit, let's leave it at that
>>51112477
mostly disgusting
>>51112477
bags of salty coins
>>51112477
Pretty gross, then again we have canned vegetables and in some places canned whole chicken
>>51110375
it's shit desu but the top of the shit line
>>51112257
>the can in the background
>REAL mayonnaise
Fucking American "food"
>>51112635
>now with 0% egg
>>51112600
I puked
>>51112635
The mayonaise isn't even that bad, we also use it for potato salad and meat salad. The bad thing is the fact that this salad is literary just beans + mayo.
>>51112600
why the fuck is this considered a salad?
>>51111502
Bassets is fucking shit though.
Anglos suck at candy.
>>51112600
>that smug as fuck look on his face in the end
>>51109670
I love Hershey's ovomaltine flavor.
>>51112600
>be american
>wake up bright and early to fry up some canned eggs
>"now made with 200% more sodium!"
>crack open a can of orange juice (dyed of course) to finish off breakfast
>get in my recently uncanned car
>breaks down about 15 minutes from work
>realize it was garbage made in china and I'll have to run to the next autocannery I find
>open up a canned cellphone and try to contact my boss I'll be late
>preservative juices ruined it
>stuck in traffic for hours, finally manage to get home before dinnertime
>wife made a dinner of canned chicken and butter thrown in the microwave for 10 seconds
God bless america
>>51112257
kind of want to own a slapchop now
>>51112806
Never had it. The best Dutch brands for liquorice are Oldtimers, Klene and Venco.
>>51112806
The only purpose for Bassets allsorts is to fight for the blue discs during yule.
It has no reason to exist outside yule and newyears.
Fucking amerishits killed cadbury
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU
This is why capitalism is shit.
America, WW2 is over you can stop eating war-rations.
>>51112257
Pls no. why?
why would you even?
>>51112934
>that corn
>>51112934
What in the fuck???
>white people
>>51112934
What the fuck is that red shit?
Also
>using beer in food
>not making a stew with it
>using IPA
>this is considered behaviour befitting a human in the US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZ_a8VXhiSc
>>51112934
why do americans like to mix diarrhea woth everything?
>>51111681
It's a "single serving" bar that you can buy at gas stations and convenience stores.
What kind of peasant eats milk chocolate anyway?
>have the creators of chocolate as neighbors
>produce vomit-flavored chocolate
why?
>>51112934
i was waiting for the guy to toss an egg in there, but the i realized this wasn't howtobasic
>>51113122
I THINK it's a pickled bell pepper. I like how he kinda holds it as if he were thinking about whether it's a good idea to put it in. Then, in the next frame it's in, broken in half.
>>51113227
Pls, your chocolate follows the same fabrication standards as the US.
>>51113122
>using beer in food
That's not necessarily bad
>>51113307
For stews it good, otherwise, no. And definitely not IPAs. That shit is nasty and should be banned.
>>51113257
that's standard american macaroni and cheese except with nachos btw
>>51113257
Oh god what.
>>51113257
Is this what they think lasagne is like?
>>51112257
I have to admit that beans with mayonnaise tastes good but not as much as this video.
t. bean expert
>>51113257
>Americans buy already grated cheese
>>51113448
Nope, it's a recipe for an enchilada.
>>51113285
Which ones are you eating?
>>51113534
what
why
>>51113534
are... are americans not familiar with the notion of silverware?
>>51112257
Now I get why Americans think fatness is genetic
They eat this kinda salad and think they are gonna get thin
>>51113649
Everyone wears brass knuckles already.
Sometimes combined with pistol functionality.
>>51113534
How do you want your meat, bro?
JUST...
>>51113486
>Russians want real cheese but can't have it because Putin invaded Crimea ;_;
>>51112416
He obviously meant the white hershey's. Stop bullying people.
>>51113794
We have Swiss cheese.
>>51113401
and small foamy beers shall reign supreme!
>>51113954
Indeed
>>51113838
It's like French cheese but worse
>>51113954
>american "banter"
just like your "chocolate" I guess
>>51114024
>literally taking credit for another country's products
>>51113534
that shit was still raw in the middle
>mfw when yurops don't know about muh microchocolatiers
lmao enjoy your mass-produced "chocolate"
But yeah, yuro chocolate is usually way better than Hershey's, but I've never though Hershey's tastes *bad*, just unremarkable.
>>51114024
Duvel is just beautiful.
>>51114231
I'm not claiming it. But it is a small foamy beer.
Our beer is just slightly smaller and less foamy.
>>51114163
>2D girls
I guess that explains your fertility rate.
>>51114347
Meh, beer is shit anyway
>>51114231
the one they get is like French cheese but with a swiss label
>>51111451
>Muh microchocolatiers
>>51114427
At least it's not wine
I have literally never heard of Hershey. I don't think they sell it here except in some obscure Ameriboo shop maybe.
>>51114397
I'm forced to second the comment on you're banter
>>51114454
>implying I said wine was good
Champagne is fantastic though
>>51114478
Go to the AH
>>51109777
Ugh! No, no. Milka is much better
Hey guys I'm glad you responded to the shitty bait thread I post every fucking day
Euros compare Hershey to vomit because of butyric acid, a preservative that Hershey uses but is also the acid that gives vomit it's distinct taste and smell.
I personally think that most people who feel superior over foods, coffee, and alcohol can't tell the difference and are just trying to live in a higher class than they're really in
>>51114505
>champagne
I prefer diarrhoea.
>>51114427
>>51114454
>>51114505
They're all good.
>>51114564
maybe you should stop eating vomit.
>>51114564
Simple foods are considered high class in the USA?
Lel
>>51114160
Didn't know you're jelly about Swiss.
>>51114564
spoken like the king of plebs
>>51114564
I'm used to eating shit, not vomit.
>>51110539
>salted licorice
There's literally nothing wrong with this
>>51114572
>I prefer diarrhoea.
I could already tell you have shit taste, no need to demonstrate it further
![grafiko_4_en.jpg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Nof3yNG.png "grafiko_4_en.jpg[1].png")
>>51114504
give me a break, I'm taking on multiple countries here.
>>51114754
I'm not the one liking rotten, walked over, grapes
>>51111039
Based Finn, knows what's up.
Because of fascism and imperialism.
>>51115457
Soon-to-be-Finn hopefully.
>>51110991
Milka is weak. It's not bad it just doesn't have as strong a flavour.
>>51115697
Are you rare?
Couldn't find a better pic but the dark one with almonds is probably the best chocolate ever
>>51109749
this
>>51112600
>he puts that shitty white cream instead of eggs
WHY
>>51112909
>canned cellphone
>>51111502
Oldtimers looks based.
