>sitting at work >suddenly think of a really funny, witty
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>sitting at work
>suddenly think of a really funny, witty thread to make on /int/
>can't stop think about it, my productivity goes down
>eventually my shift is over
>run back home as fast as I can
>need a shit but there's no time for that
>turn on my computer and load up /int/
>my bowels explode as I press the "Post" button
>spend the next 20 minutes cleaning shit out of my carpet
>refresh my thread
>no replies
Why do you do this to me? Are you purposefully ignoring my threads? I'm probably the best poster on /int/, I put fresh, new twists on classic memes as well as coming up with witty banter. But none of you appreciate me.
>>51096684
t. Carpetbomber
>>51096684
>not being able to post while at work
harhar
>LITERALLY shitost
The insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts bring me to climax one last time.
>>51096909
>>51096684
>I'm probably the best poster on /int/
Yeah nah get fucked. Throughout the day I store my shitpost ideas in a notepad in my phone, then go through a process of elimination when I get home. Then I calculate what timezone is best to target the specific demographic I want, and set an alarm to post the idea in that time.
If you see a Australian made shitpost thread targeting a particular country with 200+ replies there's a 50% chance it's me.
>>51097122
I pretty much do that to. Sometimes I'll wait months and wait until a specific day to unload my shitpost.
I'm more of a fire-and-forget type of person.
I shitpost constantly at work (making sure to disconnect from the employee network and connect to the guest network) and am thrilled to often find my threads still active when I get home
>>51096684
>actually looking forward to posting on /int/
Autism. Here's your reply.
>Be british
>have a grumpy shitpost dumpy