>be australian
>get drunk
>150 years later
>great great grand children still sound drunk
http://www.theage.com.au/comment/the-fourth-r-missing-from-australian-education-20151025-gkhv8k.html
why are australians so pathetic?
holy shit, is this real?
>>51090601
>a single, unproven theory
>Americans believe it
Why can't you retards do the same for the Theory of Evolution?
stop spamming your shit threads
>>51090840
Because the BIBLE told US it's the DEVIL
>>51090840
>thinkinv your scientific theory of "we wuzz apes" makes more sense than australians are drunk fucks
australian logic everyone
>>51090863
NEVER
>/comment/
>cleverer
>The average Australian speaks to just two thirds capacity – with one third of our articulator muscles always sedentary as if lying on the couch; and that's just concerning articulation.
>articulator muscles
>Missing consonants can include missing "t"s (Impordant)
>Missing consonants
>Impordant
We're really not off to a good start here... Why exactly do you like this article, despite all of its inane dribbling?
>America's education system has a huge advantage over the Australian system
Ohhh. Sure, whatever, you win. Do you want a cookie now?
>>51090961
american school:
>heres how you read, kiddo. and no, dont believe the australian lies, we BET THE FILTHY CONGS INTO THE GROUND FOR AMERICA
>clapping around the nation
australian school:
>turn in your sporks children, the Emu Governing General has said they are a threat to the stability of the Glorious Emu's Republic of Australia
>b-but m-my father was killed by emus and s-said never to surrender to the filthy bird scum
>LIES! EMUS HAVE ALWAYS RULED US AUSTRALIANS BENEVOLENTLY! OR DO YOU THINK THAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF GOVERNIG OURSELVES?
which do you think is superiour?
>>51091049
Hate us 'cause you ain't us.
>>51091125
>stop the boat people
>let lebos in legally
xDDD
although ye are expert lebo bashers ill give you that.
irish famine best day of my life
>>51091185
those americans sure were evil, taking all the mexican land with paved roads and running water after the mexican american war
>>51090601
>Some faggot academic in a sheltered environment makes up some stupid theory
>People believe him
