I'm an indian guy getting drunk for the first time. I'm 25 years old and in a motel room.
Ask me anything.
>>51082912
where do you poo?
>>51082912
are you gonna poo in the loo for the first time seeing as you'll be drunk?
>>51082963
On your mom's chest.
But seriously, don't you wish Tito was still around. Your sisters wouldn't be dyed blonde hair prostitutes if it wasn''t for the fall of communism.
>>51082912
Why did it take so long for to get drunk for the first time? What held you back before?
>>51082912
how many hoes are you gonna call? have you turned on the porn channel and is it kekporn or shemaleporn that you are watching?
Are you from India or are you just ethnically Indian?
POO
Do you have a designated schedule to fuck whores?
>>51082999
which is darker, your skin or your poo?
>>51082912
how much did you tip your Pajeet motel owner?
>>51083037
I didn't get invited to cool parties in high school or college.
At a top grad school, i got invited to cool parties but i didn't want to go. Because these were the same kind of people that rejected me earlier in life, when I was less successful.
Now, I want to try it out just to know what being drunk is like.
My first beer is a blue moon. It was the most expensive thing at the gas station because i didn't want to try a bad beer to be my first.
I'm not going to start drinking. This is more of an experiment.
I'm watching fifty shades of grey on hbo and i'm not a virgin btw.
>>51083095
The future of former yugoslavia is darker than both family
>>51083076
from india but i came here as a kid
>>51083089
no i'm afraid of STDs to be completely honest.
>>51083068
god damn lucimara santos and sandy lopez are the best looking women i have every seen
>>51082999
>>51083164
dude, don't get triggered so easily, lmao
>>51083231
sorry bro i am a bit sensitive with a all these poo in the loo "jokes"
the saddest thing is that india has such a glorious past and such a shitty present.
a lot like america. it is sad to see it go so far from the paradise i came to twenty years ago
>>51083265
>glorious past
>>51083310
It's a friday night, we shouldn't bully each other.
This is temple from 900AD, earlier than the big churches in europe.
Don't believe the propoganda about India being always a shithole. We were the greatest at one point. But we collapsed and I acknowledge that we are currently shitty. Learn from our mistakes and don't let your civilization fall like ours.
The fact is India was the foremost contributor to human knowledge between 300BC and 800AD.
much of "greek" and "muslim" math is actually indian.
Anyway
>>51083407
As far as Europe goes, 900 AD isn't THAT old
>>51083694
all the tall churches of europe are from 1100s or later.
The tallest building in europe before then is the collesium.
Anyway, i'm not trying to insult europe. It's pretty obvious that mesopotamia and egypt were way ahead of all parts of the world.
Then came indus valley, china.
Then came USA.
We all have our epoch. No need to take is too seriously.
>>51083265
Don't take it so personally m8 it's 4chan.
However, when there are videos like that and "India in 2030", it makes for an easy target.
t. ethnic indian
>>51084548
lal!
>>51083407
I think you're wrong, china contributed more with their science. The compass is a greater contribution than all of indian "science." Why do indians think they invented civilization, when half their country still shits on the street?
>>51085546
>china contributed more with their science
lol okay wang chung
>I'm an indian guy getting drunk for the first time.
>I'm 25 years old and in a motel room.
Fucking hell that's sad. Go out to a club or something.
>>51085676
I think we can discern from his situation that he is secretly drinking and still lives with his parents. What a complete failure. He paid for a hotel, not for a hooker but to drink some beer that he bought at a gas station lol
Shitting on the street might be an improvement for this guy
>>51085790
>Shitting on the street might be an improvement for this guy
>>51082912
If you're trying to get black out drunk do your best to lay down in the bathroom on your stomach before you pass out.
>>51083265
>SHITTY present
