>non-Nordics don't have illuminated recreational trails in the woods
everyday you learn more baffling details about the third world
>>51067242
>get eaten by wolves
>>51067304
>wolves attack humans
They do not
w-we have illumated bicycle paths though
>>51067304
more like
getting raped by niggers
how many rapes by somalians have occurred on such trails?
>>51067242
>tfw dad was living the high life as a WASP/jew on the east coast
>tfw his family moved to California
>tfw live in the bay area
In my bones I know I belong in a colder climate, snow is based as fuck
>tfw shit nature
Yeah, sure, there are some minor interesting forests and a fuckton of hills where I live, but other than that it's completely fucking mundane.
I wish I were Norwegian. Or better yet, I was that Norway were Danish.
do you guys use those sticks and sky in daily life, if you have to take a long walk, since it's more efficient then wearing shoes?
>>51067365
Unlike the USA kebabs (blacks are still ~0.5%, it is kebabs who are flooding in) don't permeate the entire country and are virtually non-existant amidst nature.
>>51067674
No
Kicksleds are sometimes used in very rural areas, but they're pretty much meme transports at this point
>>51067325
they do
also people here use flashlights
>>51067242
>tfw youll be whiter than any nordkek in a few years
Feels good rbh
>>51067982
what makes that thing move? just gravity?
>>51067674
nah, as the swede said, kicksleds can be effective in rural areas, but cars and other motorized vehicles are way better, so sleds have been demoted to meme-tier and underage vehicles
non-snow niggers still can have it tho
>>51067242
but we do have those
>>51067242
We do. But they're snow free 10 months of the year.
>>51068116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQb5h30JFv8
>>51068116
>kicksled
>kick
>sled
You kick and it slides
Can't use it in fresh snow, you need a layer of packed snow or ice at the bottom.
It's mostly used for ice fishing to put your rucksack/drill on and for sitting
christmas in australia's hot
cold and frosty's what it's not
when the bloom of the jacaranda tree is here
christmas time is near
>>51068116
Depends on your level of jonneness
https://youtu.be/832rz6Vimgo
>>51067325
This. If you're nice to them they are nice to you.
>>51067982
>that is a 10/10 in sweden
>>51069287
literally the first result for "spark snö" setting image resolution to "High"
>>51067242
north is the new south
must be comfy living in a rural village in middle sweden.
We've got 24 miles of it in my city, whoopee I guess.
But that would just ruin the whole nature-y aspect of going into the woods
>>51068620
based
>>51067350
We call them rape trails.
Ever heard of light pollution? it harms the fauna. Putting light in the middle of a forest is the stupidest idea ever.
>>51068220
where is it? pobably some closed sports club for sport kids
>carving up your woods with light poles and artificial light
why
>>51069757
wow, never expected itlaian to say that(there is italian stereotype: guy with 2 gk of gel on his hair with nesty ass in white jeans)
Which are of italy are you from? Do you live in city or outside it? Do you study urban architec or smth like this?
>>51069807
So people can ride at the dark time. You know, most of people can go rest in part only after work aka after 18:00
Here is Kazan dark times come at ~16:00 now.
>>51067242
>nordics make their gasified water at home instead of buying at the store.
How horrifying.
>>51067982
them god tier nordic teeth genetics
>>51069807
Because in the middle of winter you only have a few hours of daylight per day and skiing with a light on your head isn't as nice.
>>51069868
that stereotype is just the italian keks visiting eastern europe for sex tourism. most of them is like that. I live in Tuscany, in the countryside. We sadly have much light pollution here.
I hate winter so god damn much.
>>51069807
Sweden and Finland are literally 75% forest
These are old farmed woods own by municipalities and the like. Pretty much free-for-all to dick around in. Not really pristine woods...
>mfw felled my first fully grown spruce at age 10 with an axe
>ages 12-15 I probably felled 20000-30000 USD worth of trees just for treehouses or to hear them crash
ameriunfrees will never know this feel
>>51070845
>wife is being raped by 12 somalis in the other room
>I will never know this feel
>>51069757
Yeah mang we're running out of dark forest any day now
>>51071226
Because as an American, you would be in the same room, watching and attaining sexual pleasure from your cluck fetish
>>51069807
how are we supposed to see shit without light?
there's like 5 hours of sun in the winter
pls gibe
>>51071478
>swede
>calling anyone else a cvck
the joke writes itself
Cant wait until its enough snow so I can go skiing again
>>51071738
There's already snow here.
>>51071685
>american
>negro president
>40 million negroes, more than total pop. in this entire half of europe
>is barely even allowed to go into woods
lmaoing @ ur life
>>51071953
We have snow, its just not enough ;_;
>>51071991
im negro tho
better lube up that boi pussy, sven
:^)
>>51071953
It has been snowing all over, all week, but not enough in the southernmost regions to go skiing.
>>51067365
I'm under the impression that they generally don't do that during winter. After all, you'll be freezing your ass off in the bushes while waiting for a suitable target.
>>51072092
>being proud of being an ape subhuman
don't you have a tree to swing from
one way or another?
>>51072433
nope, do you?
>>51072176
Also niggers can't ski so the target is faster than the nignog
>>51067242
w
w
we have lots of those up here in new york and over in new england
>>51068620
ebin
>>51067242
Illuminated trails are overrated, try going in pitch black with just your own personal light.
Now that it has started snowing, are immigrants still complaining about the cold in Sweden?
>>51067242
>mfw the cold is the only thing stopping muslims from gangraping those skiers on a daily basis
>>51067242
>everyday you learn more baffling details about the third world
you certainly do if you live in sweden
>>51076900
But that's spooky
>>51076900
run through off track wood terrain with a flashlight listening to prodigy in the middle of the night
fugg yeah the broken legs are worth it
>>51078278
Nobody has seen or heard from then in a week now
>>51079227
So they won't resurface until summer?
>>51079280
Probably not, thanks based winter-chan
>>51079280
swedes? no, they gone forever
