What's it like dating a Canadian woman?
>>51045253
DELET THIS
why do Canadian women like white men so much?
>>51045253
>wehadthesamethreadyesterday.jpg
>>51045270
God that looks fucking awful
>>51045283
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The same as with an American woman except they usually have a better diet and more liberal attitude towards alcohol
How the FUCK would I know?
>>51045253
Imagine a giant cock flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. An you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant cock. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but the the giang cock rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant cock is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant cock slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant cock finally lodges itself in you anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what dating a Canadian woman is like.
why is she so attractive? she shouldn't be and yet all i can do is imagine impregnating her and kissing all over her body
>>51045345
>he actually typed all this
>>51045345
I don't even really understand what you mean by any of that but it still made me laugh
>>51045379
its from urbandictionary
>>51045379
It's pasta
>>51045379
>not recognizing copypasta
>>51045372
Nah m8 she pretty attractive if you like the that type of girl.
>>51045253
I dated a Canadian illistrator. She was hot, absolutely unspeakably filthy in bed, but incredibly high maintenance and highly strung.
