I just want to be american.
How do I start?
>>51032200
I'll get you a green card big boy ;)
start by giving me your money
But you are American, didn't you listen to the memes? You are on America right now
Step 1: Citizenship.
That's it.
>>51032200
Sell weapon to elementary student.
>>51032244
>le tricky israelite
>>51032243
>>51032260
Gay marriage?
>>51032309
I already do that.
Step 1: get shot
Step 2: be American
>first reply isn't "get shot"
shaking my head family
Get an engineering degree or something? I have no idea, it seems impossible.
>>51032434
I'm a philosophy teacher, actually.
>>51032200
>>51032497
lol that wont get you a job anywhere until your teacher retires
>>51032200
You have to learn the art of clapping.
gotta become this
>>51032200
Just do it
>>51032200
>marry american woman
>gain citizenship
>???
>get shot
>>51032970
That license plate doesn't look american at all
>>51032970
I love when europeans try to burn us with these and it turns out it was actually one of theirs.
>>51032970
This is absolutely amazing
Just marry somebody bro. There's so many of us, just find an insecure grill that wants some jungle love. Ez mode
>>51037457
>on /int/
>"broh you just need someone that wants a long term relationship with you"
>>51037800
man date some black girls, theyre typically the easiest to get. i know some pakis who did the same. subhuman scum, but clever
Get shot
>>51032970
Dat save doe.
go toa favela and get shot
