>be 18 century England
>Get so Assblasted by the loss of Tea that you create a new nation
>>51009976
>non-aussies trying to banter
good attempt though brother
9/10
>>51009976
>"great" britain
>>51010214
>Independence war
>get beat by a bunch of redneck peasants
Can't make this shit up m8
>>51010161
Lithuanians are the aussies of Europe.
And Estonians are NZ. Cute and small.
>>51010356
>Lithuanians are the aussies of Europe
i bet they don't have cool animals
>>51010356
I would probably give that title to Pooland
but thanks anyway, Sven
that's backwards
new nation then the loss of tea
>>51010408
But we do
Like right outside my window I can see a drunk screaming about the glory days of the USSR
Fascinating
>>51010408
>>51010442
Lithaunian peasants literally banted poles out of their commonwealth.
>>51010408
Certainly not, however they have Russians.
Lots and lots of Russians.
It's gotta count for something right?
>>51010337
>But if we fail, then the whole world, including the United States, including all that we have known and cared for, will sink into the abyss of a new dark age made more sinister, and perhaps more protracted, by the lights of perverted science. Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.
>if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years
>thousand years
>>51010498
And they got so assblasted that they invaded and took Vilnius
then we took it back
>>51010490
>>51010498
>>51010514
lithuania sounds like russia jr
>>51010612
>Be USSR
>Get Banted to death by the baltics
You can't make this shit up my friend
>>51010214
>"New" zeeland
Australians are the worst people on Earth.
They are the first to fall for all of the liberal propaganda. They all think USA created ISIS. They all love wikileaks. They absolutely despise Western Civilization.
They are born traitors.
They would stab USA in the back and join China at a moment's notice and then be totally fine with becoming China's bitch just so they could say they aren't part of the West anymore.
I'll hold judgement on the Kiwis until after they vote on their flag.
Regardless, they are nowhere near as bad as Australians.
>>51009976
Tbh I always have to check that you aren't some South American or African country.
>>51010337
Not just a bunch of rag-tag peasants but some of the most disciplined marksmen that the British have ever stood up against. We really gave them a run for their money and our methods during the Revolutionary War still permeate into our military culture today.
>>51011145
I know, it sucks
>>51011238
>not mentioning that the best independence war general was a British defector
>>51011378
That's kind of a retarded point to make considering it was a revolution
>>51012908
shh burger
i'm complimenting you
>>51013031
You still made a stupid point. Just say the best general was American.
