>thief snatches my phone
>print the selfie it takes whenever someone tries to shut it down and hand it in to the police
>"oh man, I've seen this guy before"
I need to move to Texas.
>it's a shitskin
Every time
>>51003107
B-but I'm not white either, a-anon.
>>51003230
Fugg I thought that was a really thin >LONDON torso at first
>>51003316
Sorry to disappoint, anon.
>>51003348
Post your gfs feet as compensation maybe ?
>>51003377
I don't have a gf. That's just a girl who fucked my face a couple of times.
>>51003409
>who fucked my face
Explain
>>51003439
She's a dominant girl with an eight inch dick. Both her testosterone and estrogen levels are >300, so she can still get hard and fuck other cute girls such as myself.
>>51003520
I can tell you have very good taste in girls
Carry on anon,, you have my approval
>>51003520
you're weird
>>51003588
w-what's weird about pure girl love?
>>51003230
>that hairless arm
no wonder these are your posts >>51003348 >>51003409 >>51003520
>>51003892
Clearly, this robber targeted me because I'm a cute, small girl. This makes it a hate crime! I wonder if I'll be able to get him in jail, like he deserves.
>>51003520
That's turning me on, OP.
>>51003892
This gook knows what's up, OP is queen beta.
