>yfw you will NEVER marry a woman with a mid-western american
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>yfw you will NEVER marry a woman with a mid-western american accent
>brother is marrying a southern girl
Her accent makes me want to kill myself because I will never find a girl like her
>>50997676
>you will NEVER EVER get married happily, have children and grow old with dignity
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>50997676
Good. The American accent is repulsive.
>>50997719
t. alberto barbosa
>>50997719
>Tfw no accent.
Its a neutral feel lads
>everyone is either fat or NIP NONG PING PONG WONG CHIONGGU
i HATE it
>>50997767
But you do have an accent, and it's terrible.
>>50997793
>>50997719
>The American accent is repulsive.
which one
>you will NEVER be able to speak ebonics
>>50997793
Hello, what are you, bloody minor Texas? Come to America and learn that glorious neutral accent. Not having one feels great!
>>50997808
The Australian accent is the worst English speaking accent.
Also, you're country is massive and you all sound the same. How is that even possible?
>>50998165
Your*
fuck my phone
>>50998165
>How is that even possible?
because we were not colonized by dozens of countries
>You will never have a qt3.14 Australian bf with a thick accent.
>>50998165
>The Australian accent is the worst English speaking accent.
That's actually American. It's so nasally and droney.
>>50997676
>tfw you will never marry a racist blonde dixie girl that wants to deport you
>>50998284
I know that feel bro
>>50998333
Which one?
>tfw no "delet this" Italian gf
>>50998333
>listening to jews speak
>>50997719
>>50997808
>>50998265
>>50998333
>>50998165
>Also, you're country is massive and you all sound the same. How is that even possible?
There are three different Australian accents
They're somewhat geographically related, but more so demographically.
Going to a southern school, all the girls have southern accents, feelsgoodman.jpeg
>>50998590
Posh, bogan, and abbo don't count
>>50998333
Auslards sound intoxicated all the time
Britbongs just sound like French without the nasal vowels.
>>50998165
Not true, there are at-least 3 main Australian accents. Broad (Outback, Steve Irwin), General (How most people in the cities sounds), Cultivated (Basically just British).
>>50997707
It sucks. But the truth is that you have to be muscular, outgoing, and confident for a girl to like you. It's not really our faults. Shy or average guys usually stay single for life through no fault of their own.
>>50998165
>The Australian accent is the worst English speaking accent.
Says the American, while I plug his girlfriend. The sheilas love it, lad.
I hope that's not true for me, seeing as how I live in the midwest
>>50997767
Americans do have accent, we say you have hot potato under your tongue
These threads are getting more and more esoteric
>>51000898
>Says the American, while I plug his girlfriend. The sheilas love it, lad.
Excuse me, Bruce?
>>51001469
delet this
>>51001469
>using Japanese war propaganda is as good as United Station banter gets
LMAOing @ ur country
>>51001533
It's called allies helping each other, Bruce.
Then again, I wouldn't expect Australians to understand. Is there a single country in the world that doesn't hate Australia?
>>51001613
>Then again, I wouldn't expect Australians to understand.
We've fought alongside you in every war since ww2
>>50997719
Do your non-autistic brothers and sisters feel the same way?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTBTq6zi_gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnUXEDFwLs4
>>51001705
>implying that's not just because you're still Britain's bitch
>>51001469
>tfw no continent-sized gf
>>51001732
we are literally more involved with america than we are with britain in nearly every way
stop living in the past lad
>>51001731
>Buzzfeed cherrypicking people from Melbourne
Gee whiz, you sure got me there. I'm not sure if I'll ever recover.
>>51001797
>tasmania
>>51001806
>western australia
>>51001808
nice reading comprehension skills you have there, retard
>>51001731
>buzzfeed
>I will never, EVER have Gyan as my aussie wog gf
why live lads
>>51001797
shut up, you stupid attention whoring faggot
back to reddit with you, I'm sure everyone can agree this board (inc. /pol/ and /sp/) were much better before jewt decided to introduce flags and other meme stats
>>51001818
oh
>>51001824
You're still literally under the rule of a foreign monarch.
Is it possible to be more keked than that?
>>51001808
I didn't say anything about us being more similar to you than Britain you dumb cunt
>>51001832
Hello Reddit!
>>51001827
send her my way, friend.
I'll send you a fat woman of your choice in return
>>51001844
what's that got to do with anything? You're completely changing the subject
>>51001844
I don't think you understand what "rule" means, lad.
>>51001844
she doesnt rule anything though
>>51001854
noice
>>51001882
>>51001880
The fact that she has no power is even worse.
At least if she was some dominant warlord you'd have a reason to be under her. Instead you just willingly kek yourself to an 89 year old woman.
>>51001878
The point is that you're still Britain's bitch, as I claimed.
>>51001924
>still Britain's bitch
link?
>>51001924
>The point is that you're still Britain's bitch, as I claimed.
Which is completely beside the point either way. Do you even remember what we were talking about to begin with
>american attention spans
>>51001924
>Americans are this salty about not being in the Commonwealth
Dixie women are so perfect but I can't have one since they don't date foreign scum
Feels pretty bad, all I want is to find a qt chubby christian girl who cooks nice food and is kind and will come live in NZ with me
>>51001993
>implying we aren't the only reason the UK is still relevant
>>51002014
>blatantly lying on the internet
You're better than that, Juan.
>>51001982
are you sure
I have a midwestern accent. Anyone want to hear? Give me somethign to say
>>51002043
oooi, g'day moite!!! les throw a shrimp on tha barbie m8z!!
>>51002043
>Anyone want to hear?
No thanks.
>>51002043
"Australian genocide is inevitable and necessary"
>>51002003
It's up to you if you were born white or not (blonde hair, blue eyes)
Brown might be acceptable if you can make up for it with your personality.
>>51002062
rude
>>51002062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kdxL1Z1R4Z
>>51002062
mods...
MODS!!!!!
>>51002109
you sound like a bottom
>>51002140
I am a bottom but i'm not gay
>>51002003
>Dixie women are so perfect but I can't have one since they don't date foreign scum
wut
They're just like any other women that see foreigners as superior to their kin
>>51002168
nothing gay about being a bottom
>>51002168
>>51002204
t. gay bottoms
>>51002215
say that to me bent over irl and see what happens
>>51002070
I'm Anglo master race it's just I'm not a seppo
>>51002180
Only the shit ones think like that
All quality dixie grills would never marry a foreigner let alone follow him across the pacific
>>51002215
being a straight bottom is good, though. you're a faggot if you don't love when girls put their ass in your face
>>51000531
That's not true, when women reach their 40s and realise they can't all have someone who was on the college football team they settle for a beta that they secretly despise.
>>51002286
yeah that's fine, it's just you're probably a weeb or something with no personality and social anxiety. That's not being a bottom that's just being a loser
>>51002344
I'm not though. I don't watch anime. I am a loser but I put on a facade and still get laid. When I have sex I always let the girl push me around and stuff. You should try it. It's good stuff
>>51002286
Uhh what? A bottom is guy that gets a penis in his butt.
Do you mean a sub?
>>51002409
I guess I'm a sub. I'm a dom sometimes but having a woman punch and kick you is hot
