41oC today!
Euros and US are pussies.
>>50994719
noice
not a fan of the new weather girl, I want vanessa o'hanlon back desu senpai.
>>50994719
>mfw 4 Celsius here
Fuck me silly I miss the summer
>>50994835
She may be on holidays.
>>50994835
I think this is the day lady, Nessie works at popular hours I think.
Correct me if im wrong.
>>50994893
Lol'd it's not even summer here yet.
It'll be a hot one this year.
Noice
>>50994946
Not bad m8, today is an inside day in Sydney I'm afraid.
Hi guys
>>50994893
>4 degrees
>cold
>>50994719
>The City of Townsville
Powerpuff Girls are Australian?
but US has the hottest place in the world, Death Valley
>>50997567
senpai
>>50997759
OH MY GOD!
How you survive?
Also which town?
>>50997673
>Death Valley
yeah does anyone actually live there though? Sydney is literally on the coast of Australia not in the middle of the fucking desert.
>>50997841
>How you survive?
Lots of clothes.
>Also which town?
Anchorage
>>50997944
It's a national park, so not really. I did read that park staff who live there during the summer swap the cold and hot water pipes because the ground is so hot.
And isn't the record hottest place some valley in Ethiopia or something?
>>50997944
Yes. Arguably.
Honestly I'm not certain they're human anymore, but there's a few nuts who live out in the middle of nowhere just to prove that they can and/or to avoid intercting with human life in any way.
>>50998046
>Anchorage
okey
>>50994719
Sack lads fucking stinky
Use imperial measurements senpai
>>50997944
I was in Phoenix last summer and remember it being 41C. I'm also going this upcoming Wednesday for thanksgiving fuck Phoenix
>>50994719
Its only fucking spring ffs
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>>50998089
We have regions like that, like Coober Pedy and Lighting Ridge. People actually live underground because the above ground summer temp is always in the high 40s. But they're not out there for shits and giggles they're usually opal miners or indigenous.
>>50998350
Arizona would be pretty comparable to a lot of places in Australia. 40+ heatwaves are normal for Sydney, people just aren't used to them in November because it is spring not summer. I think the average summer temp is around 30 - 35 and 45 is the absolute hottest I've ever seen it get in Sydney in summer.
>>50998690
Lightning Ridge is a pretty interesting place to begin with, real wild-west shit out there. Stay away from Walgett though...
Think the hottest, driest place I've been here was probably Oodnadatta - NT border region, it hit about 48C there in mid-summer and the bonnet of the Landrover was literally hot enough to give you 1st degree burns. Port Hedland towards Marble Bar is also consistently bullshit hot, but I might have been there on a 'good day' as it was only about 35C.
>>50998847
>The name Lightning Ridge is said to have originated when in the 1870s some passers by found the bodies of a farmer, his dog and 200 sheep which had been struck by lightning.
>Paul Hogan was born in Lightning Ridge.
Sounds pretty wild to me
Hottest place I've been is Alice Springs or Carins. I've spent a fair few Australian summers doing ski seasons overseas tb.h
My 21st birthday was the hottest recorded day/night in Sydney, it was still like 35 degrees at midnight
Being really cold >>> being really hot
At least you can put clothes on and feel comfortable
>>50999311
I agree.
>>50999254
Its kind of wild because its full of all these people that just 'dropped out' of society.
You'd probably meet anyone from crazy prospector types to Serbian war criminals out there! Majority are pretty harmless it would seem, but there's also an adage about it being quicker and easier to dump a body in an old mining shaft than calling the police and have them turn up in any reasonable amount of time. So people mostly look after themselves...
I do remember it being about 46-47C in Sydney back in 2013 and it just wouldn't cool off. Missus and I had a waterfight in the backyard :)
>>50994719
> 41 degrees
What can men do against such reckless hate?
>>50999494
Just have to add, I get uncomfortable if its +13, if its +20 im on the floor having overheat seizures
>>50994719
I live in California's central valley. Those are daily temperatures, in the summer time.
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>>50999311
I dunno man, there's not a cloud in the sky and there is nothing more refreshing than going for a swim and drinking beer on a hot summer day. Or getting drunk on the weekends and heading to the beach for a night swim.
>>50999311
I hear that. Although I guess snow adds an interesting dimension to things. At least winter in Australian is just -cold- (ish). None of the other meteorological bullshit.
>>50999531
It's still spring here
>>50999522
How does that square up with saunas, exactly?
>>50999557
Feels like we're getting the last bits of moisture squeezed out before a Big Long Dry One
>>50999532
And looking like a scrotum by the age of 30.
Although it is nice to swim on a hot day. Just stay in the water. Pity the wave's tend to be best early and late.
>>50994719
I know that feel bro
>>50999311
Up to a point, thing with hot weather is that you can function well into the high-40's as long as you're drinking enough water.
Sure you might be taking in a litre an hour, but you can continue to march, walk and do shit relatively at peak efficiency- if it gets cold enough you really slow down and burn through calories like crazy, it affects your thinking and co-ordination pretty badly.
Combine it with altitude + cold, damn that's tough going.
>no clouds at the sky
God damn it.
>>50999587
Only wogs go to the beach and lie in the sun in the middle of the day
>Tfw it was 100 degrees and 90% humidity for a good part of the summer
>>50999587
Oh and english and scandavian backpackers
>>50999532
> go to the beach as an Aussie
> get stung by stingray in the chest,
> get split in half by white shark
> grt torn to pieces by bull shark at 3 cm water depth while fleeing the water with half of your body already missing
> step on scorpion while getting to the beach
> put your feet inside of your sneakers and get bitten by poisonus spider
> get into the ambulance and get bitten by venomous snake thats been hiding under the tires
> ambulane gets attacked by emus on its way to hospital
> dies in the surgery room, just after seeing a kangaroo entering the room and walking away with your girlfriend
who /squeezing a cold pack between their thighs/ here?
>>50999680
And the magpies bouncing off your gurney when you're getting wheeled away, don't forget them.
>>50999680
i've gone to the beach a lot and none of those things have happened to me 2bh
>>50999721
Be thankful you don't live at the top end. Most of the beaches up there are closed half the year on account of the box jellyfish.
>41C
typical summer day where I live
>>50999680
You forgot the sunburn tbhfam
>>50999738
and irukandji
>>50999763
We haven't even hit Summer yet.
Fuck me, I have a feeling it's going to be a rough one. I might go to NZ if I get fired.
Absolutely pissing down!
>>50999813
how many heat stroke deaths we gonna have?
>>50999680
>Be Scandinavian
>University degree in human rights
>Moves to regional Australia to help fight homophobic and transphobic discrimination here
>Dies in bushfire trying to rescue horse
You literally cannot make this up
holy shit we havent 40 degree even in summer
>42 here Wednesday and Thursday and it's still Spring
Fuck SA, where's a nice cold place to live that isn't Tassie?
>>50999635
>feels like 37
well thats a bit lippy, isn't it mr computer?
>>50999881
Don't let the memes fool you, Canberra gets hotter than Sydney in summer. >>50999881
>'''''living''''' on the mainland
19 degrees here lads. ;^)
FAHRENHEIT IS JUST ALRIGHT
>>50999763
>typical summer day where I live
corr look at this true blue fucking firefighter! i'm sorry our spring days don't meet you criteria for a "hot day"
why don't you just fuck off then?
>>50999847
Still a bit early to tell. Let's fucking pray it's not like 2009.
>>50999897
>hear on triple j in winter that Canberra got to -4c one morning
Yeah nah fuck that place.
>>50999947
>mainlanders are this soft
>>50999522
sluta försöka måla upp svenskar som eskimoer din jävla tönt
>>50999975
-2c is my limit, especially if you start work at 4am outside.
>>50999975
Sorry but i like being able to feel my ears, you shit!
Also, get check
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>>51000000
It was pretty cold here today, only around 15 degrees.
>>51000034
If -2 is your limit, why does -4 bother you so much?
>>50994835
vanessa is such a thick bitch
i want to tongue punch her shitbox
>>50999919
>train tracks buckle in the heat, commuters stuck in the hot city
>koalas come into people's houses for water
>40C in fucking Tasmania
January 2009 was the apocalypse.
>>51000081
2 degrees makes a world of difference m8.
>tfw no air con
don't know how i survive this shit every year to be honest
>>51000121
Why the fuck not? I'd die in that kind of weather without AC.
>>51000106
>waking up New Years day hungover as fuck and it's already 35c at 8am
Fucking never again
>>51000138
As long as you stay hydrated and keep occupied, it's fine.
>>51000138
can't afford it
>>51000138
we don't even double glaze our windows
or put in proper insulation
we're madmen
dunno what is about hot days but they always make me crave a nice hot cuppa
Brisbane confirmed for pleasantly subtropical
>>51000190
hahaha so it's not just me
no one gives a shit you fucking faggots. it's autumn in the hemisphere of the world that actually matters.
>>51000226
stay mad fatty
>>51000190
are you a coconut lad
when I went to fiji and tonga that's what they all did in summer, just tea and bikkies
>>51000226
*spring
>>51000226
i'm sorry let me check the guest list for this thread
oh dear, you're not on it. i guess nobody cares what you think
>>51000239
you have some of that kava too? always good times with the islanders having some afternoon snacks and downing that kava
>>51000190
You're not retarded, hot drinks help promote sweating while not doing much to increase core temperature or overall heat. One of the reasons why Indians stink is because they choose the sweaty strategy instead of the stay in the cool strategy
>>50994719
We bore the same temperatures during the summer, and this ain't a tropical or desertic country. Furthermore, we even have snow daily in January, and sometimes the temperatures drop below -15 in the morning.
Who's the fag now, mate?
>>51000271
That reminds me... I reckon I'll go fetch a pad khi mao too. What kind of Thai cuisine you boys enjoy?
>>51000297
why would anyone call a Romanian a fag? that's titf (taking it too far) rude
>>51000297
Sucks to be you.
>>51000311
"Euros are pussies"
And I felt your banter since I'm in the midst of Europe.
>>51000297
you are giving us reasons why Romania is bad lmao.
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>>51000366
Extreme weather is good, everyone here feels longing for the opposite season in the midst of one season. It's like an accomplishment to get out of the arid summer (or at least for me), some of people love more the summer than the winter. This year, in September there were 30 degrees; and in October there were like -5 in a morning, and 8 in the mid of the day.
Tfw wearing my gaming headset in this weather makes my ears sweat....
:'(
>>51000461
those are hypos not romanians
>>51001254
Romanians = gypsys
Gypsies = Romanians
Some have privilege, the "gypsy" gypsys are the poor ones.
They're called the Romani people for a reason...
>>50994719
>shitneysiders burn to death
>comfy 22 in melb
sucks to be u :D
>>50994835
She's probably late thirties maybe even early forties, but damn. Dat body.
>>50994903
You're wrong. She did the ~10:30 one when I have smoko.
>>51001339
It's melbum, give it an hour or two and it can go from great to completely fucked up
>>50994719
1st snow coming down right now.
>>51001322
No.
Romanians and gypos are different people, calling gypos romanian is like saying all strayans are abos.
will she drop her clothes when its 45?
strayans pls reply
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>summerfags
>>50994719
>living outside of melbourne
it's been raining all day here in the first world
>>51001648
I'd like to think so, but it probably wont happen.
Vanessa is still my favourite weather-milf
Course the great thing here about weather once it hits 38+ is that women don't wear a lot of clothes and its fucking great for a perve
>>50994719
>41C
It's 11 here, and that's unseasonably hot right now.
>>51001802
Weird, I'm quite a ways south of Quebec and it's like 1 C right now
>>50994719
outside its 38C inside its 23C.
Will go outside again next year may i think.
>Euros and US are pussies.
I started to feel ill after walking around town for a while tbqf.
THE SOUTHERN WIND RELIEF IS HERE
>friedstralia
>>51000303
just had the best tasting pad khi mao of my life to be perfectly frank with youse
>>51002212
Wait until someone steals your fan like someone stole mine.
>>50994719
>implying
>>51005298
>His country uses Fahrenheit
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