The United States is invading your pathetic, weak excuse of a country.
HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?
The US is using every resource it has available, by the way.
asshole
>>50989171
Invite the troops over for some soda and playstation for protection
>>50989171
the entire first world would be fucked, we would have to downgrade to american living standards
>no healthcare
>government curfews
>getting shot
>cant drink till 21
>no gambling
>no prostitutes
it would be like going back to 1900 for most of us
>>50989171
>america invades america
It's like a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream...
My head is all fucky now.
They'd win without much casualties but everyone loves Australia so the international outrage would destroy America . I think it would be worth it just to watch America burn.
>>50989171
Your country would be just as dead as yours. Nukes are fucking boring.
test
>>50989352
>this delusion
Fucking Britain left you to your deaths when the Japanese attacked. No one cares about Australia.
Can they get past the Amazon forest, though?
>>50989171
The biggest cities would be defeated and conquered in the blink of an eye. Maybe the north could put a vietnan and resist a tiny bit longer
>>50989393
as ours*
>>50989393
lol
>>50989520
They're far too lazy and stupid for that.
We'll just buy everyone a Nemar jersey and a new pair of pumas. Rebellion pacified.
>>50989171
You get nuked and we get glassed.
>>50989171
Brazilian military would get defeated in a week. Supply lines from USA to Brazilian coast would be very easy, so the US marines could push hard into the country pretty quickly.
There is nothing in the Brazilian arsenal that could even dent the American military. It would be Desert Storm all over again.
America invading Finland would mean the end or America.
Finland is rightful Russian clay and Russia would defend us.
>>50989171
RIP USA.
>>50989718
>It would be Desert Storm all over again.
There would be more dancing this time.
>>50989774
>ywn be a soldier invading a tropical country filled with bunda
Why live?
>>50989171
Usually if pigs are given food they will calm down.
Also not very much desu.
Pic somewhat related
America is like that belligerent bully who would terrorize the playground but at the end of the film one kid stands up to him and the rest follow and destroy him forever
>>50989870
This is quit the lengthy film. We haven't even hit the second act yet it seems.
>>50989271
>Sudan
Neat
>>50989938
>>50989969
I am probably on the NSA/FBI/CIA/NRA/Macdonalds watchlists now, aren't i? Better readdress that balance by visiting pornhub.
>>50989870
The thing is that is a isis playground and as soon as the bully realises that he is going down he blows up and everyone loses
>>50989770
hahahh Russian army is shit tier
>>50989333
underrated post
>Norway is saved from the clutches of the EU
neat
>>50990015
Does it really matter? The life expectancy in your country is only like 41 right? YOLO.
>>50990069
We have strong army, Russian spends high % of GDP on military and nukes. It's impossible to invade Russia, 2 WW proved this.
>>50990169
All WW2 proves in that next time you give your soldiers winter coats. The Germans invaded the fuck out of you.
>>50990169
americans are fagots, they only invade weakened countries or small countries, they would never invade russia anyways
>>50990164
>41
>mfw
I never saw it that way. At least I have 27 years left.
>>50990331
>says panama
We essentially created your country senpai.
>>50990331
We would if we were bored enough.
>>50990235
Germans got BTFO despite being richer and more developed country. Same with France (Napoleon).
>>50990235
honestly those dumbshits are so deluded they thought that they won the war by themselves when it was american machinery and tools that played a large part in the war effort along with the allied air campaign.
Round 2?
>>50990403
just because russians outnumbered germans like 5-1. it wasnt an even fight. Your country failed with Finland in the winter war and Poland in the Interbellum.
>>50990461
Based
>>50990386
i see lots of americans repeating this, from 1 to 10 how much do you believe this?
>>50989171
I don't mind.
>>50990403
Yeah. Because we gave you everything and as I said, they negelected to bring coats.
You retards still managed to die in numbers usually only reserved for insects.
>>50990502
But you are USA already.
>>50990532
They're more like Scotland, we let them have a Parliament so they think they matter.
>>50990169
>Russian spends high % of GDP
yeah your GDP is like 10 times less then us. its like the diffference between getting a ferrari or rav4 .
>>50990412
haha, deluded burger kid watched Hollywood movies too much.
>>50990467
Just because that doesn't matter. Russia is impossibe to invade. Finland only got its independence, yet we got Karelia and half of Finland.
>>50989656
Underrated post
>>50990461
Underated
>>50990505>>50990636
Just don't start crying.
>>50990684
>Russia is impossibe to invade.
Not if you outnumber Russians apparently..
Guess who does.
>>50990763
Why would you being so much weaker than us make us cry?
>>50990765
You're too selfish to fight using people. After Russia will destroy all your drones - you'll surrender like fat pussies.
>>50990496
>theodore roosevelt is tired of columbia being a faggot about a canal
>either formulates rebellion or rebellion just happens
>TR parks navy off of coast
>columbia backs off
this is even more cut and dry than french involvement in the US revolutionary war.
>>50990684
My point was that your army is complete shit. Russia can't invade anything that isn't Russian. You lost like a couple million more troops then the Germans despite having more resources at your disposal. In Georgia you army looked really weak and in Ukraine there was a really high casualties.
>>50990867
>After Russia will destroy all your drones - you'll surrender like fat pussies.
Meanwhile, in reality, we just build 10 times the amount of drones to replace them.
strongest Navy
>>50989171
Nothing changes.
Considering america couldn't take north korea, vietnam or iraq I think most countries that have an actual form of government are safe.
>>50991142
We didn't take Iraq?
Also we were not allowed to invade NK or NV, but you're 12 so you probably had no idea.
>>50990869
>can't invade anything that isn't Russian.
So you do admit that Ukraine is Russia?
Russia is permanent war mongrel state. It has military and trained people. And when was the last time you moved your fat ass out of the couch and particioated a real war?
>>50991071
kek
>>50990597
The worst you're going to do is take away our free healthcare, lower taxes, introduce some Americlap laws that 90% of us will be completely comfortable with and reinstate Steven Harper as PM.
Nothing else changes, because most of our companies are already American owned.
>>50991142
We occupied Iraq and Vietnam for like a decade each.
You cant win a war against an idea though. New people will always replace the old and you cant just kill everyone...or can you
>>50990868
yes. we also voluntarily joined colombia same as how texas joined usa. we nver really were "colombians"
we were also trying to separate from them way before usa intervened. at least 50 years prior
do you just assume there is no history beyond your interactions in it
>>50991186
I was referring to the gulf war, but you sure fucked it up pretty hard most recently. What the hell did they ever do to america?
>>50991281
No its not about killing people its about breeding them out.
The Conquistadors had the right idea.
>>50991272
We'd probably just let you keep your healthcare. Too big a pain in the ass to fuck with it.
Probably just make you use your state taxes to pay for it and be done with it.
>>50991299
Are you implying we somehow were made to leave Iraq during the Gulf War?
>>50991213
>So you do admit that Ukraine is Russia?
no just some eastern territories that are sympathetic to your stalinists shitdom and even that you have trouble holding
>And when was the last time you moved your fat ass out of the couch and particioated a real war?
Nice spelling there bud we have drones for war and a massive navy with dozens of aircraft carrier strike groups and stealth aircraft. All you have is some rustbarrell shit we gave you from ww2.
>>50991395
Embarrassing white peace after getting involved and inciting the local population to rise against Saddam. His wrath was quite terrible.
>>50989171
I am ready John.
Lets see what we can do here.
>>50991435
So you're insane and delusional. Glad we got that out of the way.
>>50991298
Notice how I said either?
There is no denying that the US had involvement in Panamanian independence. I'm not saying Americans marched in and did everything for Panama, just stating the US had a hand in it's independence.
>>50991036
100 megaton nuclear torpedos are ready for that cans.
>>50991463
>American doesn't know jack about his own history
Why am I even surprised?
>>50989608
RARE FLAG
Technically they'd have to invade their south states as well.
>>50991364
Please invade us, we're finally have military presence to police and safeguard our fuckhuge territories and northern sea routes from the Russians trolling us with their bombers.
Hell, we might not even need dual citizenship to live state side anymore.
>>50991415
Germans also thought they had better technologies than commeis. And where're Germans now? I mean you can't defeat some desert savages from the Middle East. Why do you think you're able to defeat an actual country that used to be your main competitor for about a century?
>>50991512
Oh I very much do no that the Kurds got massacred, but that has very little to do with the fact that we completely steamrolled the Iraqi military and could have taken Baghdad in days.
>>50991578
>Hell, we might not even need dual citizenship to live state side anymore.
You already don't though..
>>50991612
But you didn't. And when you eventually did, you only put america in more danger by breeding more terrorists. How is it a victory?
>>50991467
im not denying or arguing that, but some people seem to think usa created panama from scratch to make a canal, similar to how the uk created the gambia around a river
Burgers think they are men.
>>50991655
I'm a immigrant m8.
>>50991707
I never questioned that we didn't. What you said was that we couldn't take Iraq.
>>50991724
Oh, well then fuck off.
>>50991790
American-Sempai noticed me~
>>50991606
>Why do you think you're able to defeat an actual country that used to be your main competitor for about a century?
the USSR doesnt even exist anymore. What makes you think that Russia is even half as powerful as it was in the 80s?
>>50991761
Sweden could've taken Russia too. We just chose not to.
>>50991854
Russia inherits USSR's achievements. You can't defeat Russia, you can't defeat communism, you can't defeat Islamist, you're weak, you lost. RIP US.
>>50990069
The OP's question wasn't about beating their army, it was about invading their country. our military could beat theirs, but trying to invade and occupy Russia is the biggest dumbshit move anyone could make.
>>50990336
>14 years old
MOOODDDS
>>50991909
>Russia inherits USSR's achievements.
But what has your country done that has rivaled or surpassed the USSR's achievements?
>>50991881
Well. I can understand Murrican attempts to clam they can take Russia.. but Sweden, you're laughabale.
>>50991909
The USSR achieved full collapse.
>wanting to invade France
Errr, why ?
This shit continues from 1200.
Stop it now.
>>50990803
Lmao I can feel hlw annoyed you are from heat that some Russians getting lippy
Americans really cannot chin any sort of criticism
>>50991909
>You can't defeat Russia
but we defeated USSR.
>Russia inherits USSR's achievements.
So a massive loss of manpower, land, technological innovation and arms is an inheritance?
>>50989171
I'd say it's a pretty even match
>>50991973
400 years of kicking orthodox butt out of the baltics. You're just lucky poland and denmark hated us more than you.
>>50992026
>but we defeated USSR.
When?
>>50991967
Most of the soviet military, infrastructure is located in Russia. Plus Westerners invested in our economy after 90s, and this made our army even stronger.
>>50991367
It's how you know that it's from our country
>>50989171
Nigga, our Defense Department is getting budget cuts for years now.
You dont even need to send the entire Armed Forces.
Just the Coast Guard, some cops and militia and we surrender.
>>50992062
when their economy went to shit. USSR used to be the worlds 2nd biggest economy after the US. Now they are 8th biggest.
Just wait until winter in the woods and then laugh when americans freeze to death.
But yeah t.b.h it's not a death I'd wish on anyone else except russians so let's just stay friends.
>>50989171
yeah we'd be fucked.
>>50992064
You guys haven't even built anything since 1990 except newer Flankers with racing stripes and heated seats..
>>50992064
Going from being 2nd economy in the world to 8th economy is an improvement?
>>50992064
So where is your force projection? Where are your carriers?
>>50992134
Finland isn't even that cold. Most of the northern US gets far colder.
The nigs in the army may get some severe vitamin D deficiencies though.
Just take the south please...
>>50989844
There were a lot of rules we had to follow so we couldn't go all out
>>50992173
dumn Murica, you don't even fight ISIS alone. The whole world attempts to help you (Russia, Europe, Australia, Japan, Canada, Lebanon, etc). How the hell will you defeat another country alone? In any case that would be 1 alliance against another one.
>>50989171
No problem, lets kick some tanned asses togheter yee haw johnny, as long as you have free chocolate and cigs ofc
>>50992292
Who said we were trying to defeat ISIS?
>>50992192
in Ukraine
>>50992319
who said you didn't?
>>50992318
Forgot pic
>>50991606
>Why do you think you're able to defeat an actual country that used to be your main competitor for about a century?
because we did. the USSR no longer exists, and we didn't even have to invade. our aim was never to conquer Russia or its people, but to topple the government of the USSR.
>>50992190
USSR was the 2nd biggest economy? Damn, how was the poverty rate?
>>50992292
>implying they were fight them
No, they bombed Assad troops and funded ISIS.
>>50992328
>Ukraine
Ya don goof'd.
>>50992378
FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS AND THEY DO NOT GET SUCESS
ASSAD IS ALIVE
>>50992369
ZERO. Socialist paradise of has no poverity capitalist pigdog.
>>50992369
dont know but most of that money went to build their military. A little known fact was that after the USSR collapsed over a million men died from alcohol poisoning or starved so ever since we had to feed them while they were basically africa with nukes.
>>50992361
And what changed in Russia? we're still backward, conservative, isolated, crypto-commie society. Really nothing changed, only lost some territories and bought few western cars/Iphones. Plus gap between rich ones and poor ones became wider.
>>50992437
0% poverty in socialism? I thought that was only in communism which never existed
>>50990015
>>50990164
Cheer up my African friend
>>50992484
>And what changed in Russia?
you became even more poor. back then USSR had industry capital. Today Russia is basically an oil field for europe.
>>50992502
The Soviet Union claimed they were "socialist."
>>50992484
Also the whole deal about you losing your superpower status and just being a regional power à la france and britain.
Honestly it's embarrasing how the US is stooping down to your level. You don't see them groveling to italy even though they're more relevant than the shit federation.
>>50992456
The statement wasn't about USSR or how fucked up Russia used to be in 90s. The question was about capacity of America to invade Russia. No, America can't invade Russia, this is impossible. Thats it.
>>50992570
Italy doesn't reallt ask for much tbf.
Pretty much just Amanda Knox but she's hot so they can suck a dick.
>>50992547
So that means USSR was a lot better than russia?
>2nd biggest economy
>0% poverty
We'd set the young team on ye
>>50992592
How is it impossible? Russia has been invaded like 200 times.
>>50992134
americans have blubber to last them through winter
>>50992618
It actually had an assload of poverty, just none it would admit to.
And they're both shit, the difference was that the USSR was relevant shit.
>>50989171
well, seeing we own the only operating nuke plant in the US.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantex_Plant
COME AND TAKE IT
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I N D E P E N D E N C E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl0ZpHvZGjw
>>50992672
What was the rate? Russia have like 10%
>>50989443
did it work?
>Russian cant listen to reason
it all makes so much sense
>>50992570
We're stooping down because the cold war had a great effect on the american mindset
>>50992747
>Russia have like 10%
10% nominal by their standards. Its actually much much higher. Only thing people take pride in there is driving a BMW car and having a heated commieblock.
>>50992642
Dude, nukes?
>>50991541
t. newfag
>>50992796
How big was the poverty rate in USSR? I can't find it anywhere
>>50992884
Because officially the USSR did not have poverty dummy.
>>50992806
Qts, wood, gold, oil, platinum, diamonds, coal and so on.
>saxons
>ever beating the irish
lol
>>50992884
In USSR your were guaranteed a car, heated commie block and free education. Today none of that exists and its basically people trying to rip each other off for scraps of shit.
>>50989844
>Shitaly
>judging other countries military
>>50992909
Not a single human being was poor? Comparing that to russia's poverty rate must mean USSR was a hell lot better
>>50992946
>mailorder wives
>raw materials
wowowow nice country!
>>50993019
officially they werent because they are brothers in gommunism. in reality everyone was poor.
>>50991071
Wrong.
You'd be able to own AKs and AR15s, and carry them loaded and use them for self defense, but norinco would be import-banned.
Also your milk would start coming in jugs. GALLON jugs.
>>50993019
No it was quite horrible, but they didn't report any poverty.
It's like how north korea claims that it's essentially heaven on earth.
>>50993019
>USSR was a hell lot better
absolutly
>>50992995
Only smart people were granted with free STEM education and only them got free commieblocks. The rest lived in old provincial houses with toilet on the street. Yet people living in such conditions were better soldiers than invaders.
Probably turn every American city into charcoal with nukes then get glasses ourselves.
How about you guys come over for beers instead? We can throw a few in the freezer if you insist on having them cold.
>>50993108
>being this deluded
fuck off red belter
>>50993094
>canada will finally be liberated and have milk in high capacity milk jugs
nice
>>50993085
Thanks, my 3rd world shithole school's didn't teach me that
>>50993094
Bagged milk is only a thing in Ontario.
The only reason why people buy it is because its cheaper then the jugs per volume.
Why Americans can't understand that living in bad conditions and not consuming a lot == weal military and incapacity of defending itself? Even sandniggers and chinks BTFO merifats.
>>50989333
this,
no freedoms
>>50993158
its what all commies do: lie about how great gommunism is.
>>50992789
I guess when there's literally no one else in your weight class you cling on to old foes even though they're washed up and sitting alone in a retirement home in the former superpower ward.
>>50993162
Ivan you see that flag on your post?
Notice how it's not red with a hammer and sickle?
We beat you already. Just admit it, you fucking vatnik
>>50993131
thats not how gommunism worked. literally everyone had a doctors or engineering degree but all had shitty jobs.
the person who worked inventory counting at a supply warehouse was really the rich guy
>>50993248
we beat him in the 80s and vodka beat him in the 90s
why are these threads always so autistic
>>50989171
>carrys the full authority
this is how i can tell that picture was made by a true american
>>50989171
You don't understand, ameribro. The main question in war is "How fucked am I?", not "How fucked are they". And if you are going full guns on some country, you're fucked, since pretty much all of them own missiles of some kind, you can't shoot down all of them(Unless it's Sudan or some kind of cheap shit trebushet rockets, lol), so you're based.
Implying money and things are happiness itself. Yes, they are very important but not happiness at all.
Burgers are very unhappy peolpe. I can feel it.
>>50993286
Because both us and the ruskies are bred to think we're better than the other, the other one is shit and we're the best. So unfortunately russians are lied to in school.
One could only imagine the threads that would occur if north koreans or chinks were allowed to regularly post here.
>>50989352
>but everyone loves Australia
>>50993286
>where_do_you_think_we_are.aspx
Honestly Australia is one of the hardest countries to invade for a reason.
There are only 3 ports in the entire country where you can land troops, most of the bridges will not support your tanks and all the roads are easily blocked off.
Even if an invasion is successful you have a situation worse than Vietnam on your hands America...
Imagine Vietnam instead this time image you are fighting the people who were teaching you how to fight the nips and you are in an Australian jungle.
Have fun getting shreked.
>>50993094
But American anon, bag milk is cheaper then jugs, it uses less plastic.
And because you're opening bags one at a time when they're finished and not repeatedly opening the whole jug, the milk stays fresher longer.
>>50993248
You didn't beat anything by changing my flag, just admit that you lost.
We're fucked
But I tell you what I'll do.
I'll earn to fly plains and make bombs.
Freedom or Death.
>>50993391
Who cares about cheapness or waste.
thise things matter not in the US of A
Ahaha oh my, USA lost in the Cold war and refuse to admit this.
Given what happens when US Navy shipperoos pull up in Darwin, I feel fairly confident that our first defensive line of horny bogan sheilas hungry for Americocks will do a good job of defending our nation by draining all the cum and aggression out of the attacking Americans
>>50993336
I don't think Russia is better, you blind deep, I just said that its impossible to invade Russia - a simple obvious fact.
>>50993414
>nation is forced into bankruptcy
>disassembled into smaller nations
>>you didn't win, we weren't destroyed
>>50993440
Because bag milk means cheaper milk, which means we can buy more of it.
Doesn't America care about getting more?
>>50993414
>>50993457
m8s i think you broke him
>>50993487
So the golden horde doesn't exist anymore?
>>50993383
>There are only 3 ports in the entire country where you can land troops,
Not if you have and assload of these.
Not to mention bases in Darwin..
>>50993499
We do, but we can get more and have it come in better looking packaging.
>>50989338
Kek
>>50993383
Then there are the dropbears too...
>>50989338
West Coast vs East Coast maybe?
Or the rest of USA invading California...
We'd just send a bunch of these sick cunts in and wait until we won.
>>50993492
That was a smart plan to get your credits and cars. You literally donated in Russian economy in 90s.
Where's the communism destroyed. Didn't you link the Wiki article about the Cold War 2??
>>50993722
>I was only pretending to be defeated
>>50993706
We have a secret weapon.
>>50993555
Yeah ok... have fun landing something on 90 mile beach... Only a jungle and a few thousand kilometers between your troops and any civilisation.
seriously America could not invade Australia, too big, too secluded, too hard to get anywhere.
Not at all, Denmark's in NATO, America's simply invading us to keep us from being invaded by Russia.
I welcome the liberation troops
God bless Ameriga :DDDD
>>50993801
We can get our troops anywhere on the globe in 48 hours.
Does Australia not have airfields?
>>50993752
>Donated Russian authorities with shitload of money and made them the richest people in the world
>provoked miltiple conflicts in Eastern Europe
>oh look we won dumn gommunism XDDD
>>50993781
we have 7 of the 10 most venomous snakes on earth, all of them are capable of killing an African bull elephant in a single bite.
have fun fighting in the Jungles boys, watch your feet.
>>50993946
>He thinks venom can stop us
>>50993847
>>50993865
Good lads
>>50989171
Vietnam all over again. Good luck with hostile jungles and commies :D
>>50993865
Dont worry, Russia will save you from Western degeneration just like Ukraine.
>>50993926
>no really, I was only pretending to be defeated
>you actually belived you beat me? Now look, I've got all your money
>I totally didn't need it though
Holy shit you can not make this shit up.
>>50989171
>Every resource
So, some country is getting nuked. Hope WWIII doesn't start.
>>50993970
I really do, a king brown snake pumps over a shot glass of venom into you with a single bite.
No one cares. We'll just wait for Germany to kick you out.
>>50994092
You would, and I'm not kidding here, be able to find probably thousands of Marines who take that shot willingly.
>>50989171
>The United States is invading your pathetic, weak excuse of a country.
hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Welcome home faggot, who luvs ya?
>>50994077
>invading
Pretty sure you would make the situation of invading Australia worse for yourselves if you nuked us, have you seen mad max?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arihant-class_submarine#History
they tried once but turned back when russia senpai reinforced us and now we have our own nuclear submarine to deter such a scenario.
>>50989715
>You get nuked
I love how british people believe this, its cute.
no worries 2bh
>>50994165
Doesn't Australia already look like Mad Max?
Why is always USA vs Russia-Australia contradiction in such threads?
>Serbia
>2nd highest rate of weapons per capita in the world
>Bombed in 1999. for months, Clinton didn't dare send in ground troops
>Went through almost all "smart bombs" available to NATO, nearly resorted to using plain ol' unguided bombs
>>50994178
>he still thinks we tried to nuke India
Nigger we didn't even nuke the USSR when we were the only ones who had the bomb, stop imagining that your dirtpoor irrelevant country matters enough to waste a nuke on.
>>50994282
>Serbia
>get bombed to shit and lose a war
>>50994196
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard-class_submarine
they probably would tbqh man.
>>50994138
Looking at history it's very likely surrounding countries will come to our aid.
Only two occupations ever succeeded in our history, while we have been attacked dozens of times. Hitler for 5 years and Napoleon for 15 years. And we all know how those ended.
>>50993015
What?
We never lost a war senpai.
We won WW1 and we changed side on WW2.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't got rekt by Vietnamese farmers,north korean farmers and Iraqis goatfuckers.
>>50994351
Hitler and napoleon didn't have railguns, plasma weapons and exo suits.
America does
>>50990684
>Russia is impossible to invade
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>>50994282
I wish Bulgaria was more like Serbia.
Full of guns and good skara.
>>50994387
You have supply lines that span the entire Atlantic ocean.
These threads are so autistic. We don't try and put boots on the ground anymore because no one likes it and then we get called pussies because we don't put boots on the ground. Also we have to follow a bunch of bullshit rules while Russia can go and do whatever the fuck it wants like annex Crimea.
The US can invade any other country while no other country can invade the US.
>>50994383
So what your saying is that we'd invade you, you'd fight back for a little bit and then change sides and help us conquer you
>>50994411
While Germany can just walk over the border.
>>50989171
Seriously though if Australia is invaded mandatory conscription comes into effect, every able bodied man and woman becomes a solider and you are fighting 10.5 million aussies in a Vietnam style war.
ITT everyone mocks US.
>>50994430
/thread
>>50994411
What are you saying? That we would run out of supplies?
>>50994430
wait a minute pal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkJt6tWS-uY
yes we can :D
>>50994395
We didn't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War_II
>>50994435
Nah.
We would let you invade Napoli.
You will surrender within 10 days.
With Americans recent wars against goat fuckers and rice niggers in mind, I wouldn't be too concerned
>>50994413
No, your issue is that you don't have any idea what you're doing.
You invade Vietnam, Afghanistan or Iraq... for what purpose? To free the people and install democracy... sure, I get ya, but how are you going to do that? Bomb the everlasting shit out of them, invade, act like a higher being, and then expect respect? You literally murdered their children, and you expect them to listen to you?
God, what a bunch of dumbasses...
>>50994494
Oh anon, you all have pizza. No matter what you throw at us, we will pursue due to the promise of food. A food almost as good as the burger as well.
>>50994413
loool, dont be jelly.
>>50994466
You're going to go to war without a supply line? Then you won't even last a month lel.
>>50993471
Fucking kek
>>50994547
>You invade
I didn't invade any of them, and I don't approve of the politicians who sent the people there either. I don't think our country should be the world police, If people want to act like chimps they can.
>>50994559
I just wish we could annex shit with no repercussions
USAs military reach and power are correlated with it's diplomacy and it's many allies around the world.
Supplying those troops would be a nightmare otherwise.
>>50994599
No, I'm saying that the Atlantic isn't that big of a distance for america to create supply lines over.
The only problem for america to win against any nation, save maybe china, is willingness to commit.
>can't defeat a few hundred tribesmen in a fucking 4X4 desert
>100% of air superiority
>in the desert
>against tribesmen
>with rusty AK-47's
>think they can defeat the brazilian army where the most raw recruit can operate in situations of no resource
Our armor and tech would just contain the first blow, the infantry will make your army made by scared kids root from the inside in a 10 times more dangerous Vietnam.
They are just 1000 against 1 jungle soldier from Brazil.
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>>50994486
>vatnik actually believes this
1917 LOL
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>>50994645
If they invade the Netherlands it would really depend on which side the UK chooses. If the UK chooses our side, then they can't even reach us as the UK can cut them off.
If the UK chooses to side with the USA, then it's WW3 when Germany comes to our aid.
>>50994720
It is a big distance if you're fighting countries with submarines. You can't hide those supply ships.
>>50989333
>No healthcare
You mean no healthcare waiting.
>Government curfews
What?
>Get shot
>Not shooting first.
>drinking age 21
>Letting stupid teens get drunk.
>No gambling
Only in shit York, plus who wants to give Jews money so they can watch flashing lights.
>No prostitutes
I think it's legal in a few states, but who wants to fuck a STD ridden loose roastie.
>>50994786
Are you defending sanctions of your freedoms just to prove an Australian shitposter wrong?
>>50994786
>but who wants to fuck a STD ridden loose roastie.
Your dad didn't seemed to care.
>>50994821
HA
GOT EEM
>>50994740
Vietnam had the Soviet Union and China supplying them heavily and they still got defeated badly.
Brazilian soldiers don't know shit about guerrilla tactics and will receive supplies from who? Bolivia? You can't hide in the jungle and expect to survive by eating bugs.
if you invade does that mean the locals get to stay but with american enrichment?
I'm fully ok with this
>>50995182
>Soviet Union and China supplying them heavily
The Soviet Union delivered only a few pilots and basic armaments. The deliveries went through China, and China had a nasty habit of skimming the Soviet deliveries.
They were very poorly supplied, especially compared to the South Vietnamese.
>>50995235
>enrichment
You mean freedom? Because that's the only thing America brings to nations it invades
>>50995276
so lax gun laws, burgers and all that?? yes please, our burger joints are lacking. though we did just get carls junior last year or so
>>50995258
>The Soviet Union delivered only a few pilots and basic armaments. The deliveries went through China, and China had a nasty habit of skimming the Soviet deliveries.
the soviet Union and China were rival enemies ever since the 60s. the Vietnamese were soviet allies and got their supplies from them
>>50995463
The deliveries did go through China, though.
The soviet got pissed when plenty of equipment never reached the Vietnamese.
>>50995324
Yep.
And carl's jr. is just ok. Personal favorite is a local chain called Liberty Burger. The burgers are really good, and their fries are perfectly thin.
But yes, it would be all that type of stuff.
>>50995258
Are you retarded? The Chinese weren't involved in Vietnam.
Viets hate chinks more than Poles hate Russians by a factor of ten. The two fought a war about ten seconds after we left.
>>50995677
> From February 1965 when the Soviet Union asked for the sending of its aid materials to Vietnam through China up to the end of 1965, China transported a total of 43,000-odd tons of Soviet military aid supplies to Vietnam.
https://www.marxists.org/subject/china/peking-review/1966/PR1966-19i.htm
>>50995677
>The Chinese weren't involved in Vietnam.
Do you even browse /k/? It's well known China was involved in Vietnam war. Not as heavily as the Korea war, but they were there.
>In 1950, the People's Republic of China extended diplomatic recognition to the Viet Minh's Democratic Republic of Vietnam and sent weapons, as well as military advisers led by Luo Guibo to assist the Viet Minh in its war with the French. The first draft of the 1954 Geneva Accords was negotiated by French prime minister Pierre Mendès France and Chinese Premier Zhou Enlai who, fearing U.S. intervention, urged the Viet Minh to accept a partition at the 17th parallel.[272]
China's support for North Vietnam included both financial aid and the deployment of hundreds of thousands of military personnel in support roles. In the summer of 1962, Mao Zedong agreed to supply Hanoi with 90,000 rifles and guns free of charge. Starting in 1965, China sent anti-aircraft units and engineering battalions to North Vietnam to repair the damage caused by American bombing, man anti-aircraft batteries, rebuild roads and railroads, transport supplies, and perform other engineering works. This freed North Vietnamese army units for combat in the South. China sent 320,000 troops and annual arms shipments worth $180 million.[273] The Chinese military claims to have caused 38% of American air losses in the war.[18] China claimed that its military and economic aid to North Vietnam and the Viet Cong totaled $20 billion (approx. $143 billion adjusted for inflation in 2015) during the Vietnam War.[18] Included in that aid were donations of 5 million tons of food to North Vietnam (equivalent to NV food production in a single year), accounting for 10-15% of the North Vietnamese food supply by the 1970s.[18]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vietnam_War
>China has admitted for the first time that it sent more than 300,000 combat troops to Vietnam to fight against U.S. forces and their South Vietnamese allies.
>>50989171
All relatively relevant cities are taken pretty much immediately.
>>50995258
>Soviet ships in the South China Sea gave vital early warnings to Viet Cong forces in South Vietnam. The Soviet intelligence ships would pick up American B-52 bombers flying from Okinawa and Guam. Their airspeed and direction would be noted and then relayed to COSVN headquarters. COSVN using airspeed and direction would calculate the bombing target and tell any assets to move "perpendicularly to the attack trajectory." These advance warning gave them time to move out of the way of the bombers, and, while the bombing runs caused extensive damage, because of the early warnings from 1968 to 1970 they did not kill a single military or civilian leader in the headquarters complexes.[277]
>The Soviet Union supplied North Vietnam with medical supplies, arms, tanks, planes, helicopters, artillery, anti-aircraft missiles and other military equipment. Soviet crews fired Soviet-made surface-to-air missiles at U.S. F-4 Phantoms, which were shot down over Thanh Hóa in 1965. Over a dozen Soviet citizens lost their lives in this conflict. Following the collapse of the Soviet Union in 1991, Russian officials acknowledged that the Soviet Union had stationed up to 3,000 troops in Vietnam during the war.[278]
>Some Russian sources give more specific numbers: Between 1953 and 1991, the hardware donated by the Soviet Union included 2,000 tanks, 1,700 APCs, 7,000 artillery guns, over 5,000 anti-aircraft guns, 158 surface-to-air missile launchers, 120 helicopters. During the war, the Soviets sent North Vietnam annual arms shipments worth $450 million.
2,000 tanks, 7000 artirelly, 5000 AA and even helicopters. This is some formidable support. +320,000 Chinese soldiers and 1 ton of food from China.
Brazilian soldiers will literally be naked in the middle of Amazon jungle with their FN FALs begging for Bolivians to send some potatoes while Americans hunt them down with IR sights and that high-tech PSQ-20 NVG.
>>50989608
Hello Greece's hat, how goes the poverty?
Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-QBqT9RQAM
>>50993801
>Only a junble and a few thousand kilometer between your troops and any civilization
>too big, too secluded, too hard to get anywhere
Well, didn't the US fight in pure jungle and sea during WWII. Why would the US not land somewhere near a coastal city? What is keeping them from doing that?
>>50994178
Literally never happened.
>>50998028
Stupid Germans.
War scenarios involving the United States always deduce that the United States is going to be the one landing in the beaches and in the offensive. Keks can't even contemplate the idea of them landing a single platoon in the US.
How does it feel world? Can't touch this.
>>50990763
We are above china in every aspect exept manpower and 100 tanks. Our technology is also much better lol.
Russia wouldn't have beat the Germans without the help of the English in ww2. Save against Napoleon.
Don't forget Russia surrendered to Germany in ww1, the USA in the cold war, the polish in the 30s,the Crimean war, etc.
Russia can't win wars without help.
>>50998431
Most of the jets in the Russian and Chinese air force's are mig 21s.
>>50998267
>A few months ago, the Office of the Historian at the US State Department released Volume XI of the Foreign Relations of the United States devoted to the 'South Asia Crisis, 1971': in other words, the Bangladesh War.
>http://www.rediff.com/news/2006/dec/26claude.htm
the source is your gov. historian's archive, i believe one can access them from library of congress even online i reckon?
>>50998417
US navy is too big and too advanced. There isn't much that can be done.
>>50998569
Ya dumb. The Enterprise entered the bay of Bengal.
According to a study by the Center for Naval Analysis, the events the Soviet Admiral described did not happen during the war. Because of the long-distances, the American task force did not arrive on station in the Indian Ocean until after foreign nationals had left and just one day before the Pakistanis surrendered. Adm. Kruglyakov's task group, however, arrived three days after Enterprise and was not in position to block the task force from entering the Bay of Bengal if it wanted to. The British fleet, by that point, had already left the scene. Some of the Soviet warships did seek out the Enterprise, according to the CNA study.
>>50989333
>cant drink till 21
This is the only valid complaint
You think americans have zero healthcare? Shits expensive but we got the best of it. Gambling and prostitution are legal in some places, the former more-so than the latter. We dont have curfews either.
>>50989171
I'll reck u
>>50989171
The lasers are finished boys!
http://blog.theveteranssite.com/navy-laser-system/?utm_source=social&utm_medium=vetfan&utm_campaign=navy-laser-system&utm_term=20150226
Completely fucked. Pretty much any country in the world would be.
>>50989352
>hot as fuck
>one major world recognized city
>every animal out to kill you
>everyone loves Australia
>>50991606
Russia actually had better technology. Better tanks, more factories, 10 times as many troops and Germany was fighting a two front war. Yet Russia almost lost. Your guys are pathetic.
>>50998935
Russia raped Germany. Germany never had a chance.
>>50989729
This is the funniest shit ive read all day
>>50998995
Germany was completely out matched, yet Germany killed Russians almost 10:1 and Russia would have collapsed if it rant for the UK and USA applying pressure in the west. Remember, if Russia lost more tanks than she built in ww2. Lend lease allowed Soviet offensives.
>>50998995
Let's not forget that England already destroyed the luftwaffle before Operation Barbarossa, and Hitler kept hundreds of thousands of german troops in Norway, France and North Africa because of the UK. That's an entire army group that could have pushed to moscow. It was closer than you think despite Germay's inferior technology and troop numbers.
>>50999118
Killing is easier than you think. For each German soldier killed by a partizan, they executed ten Russian civilians.
It's pretty surprising the Russians didn't kill all Germans in Eastern Germany.
>>50999255
Um, the kill ratios I quoted were military, not civilian.
>>50999255
The soviets produced 72,231 tanks during the war, yet lost 108,700 tanks. The germans only made 23,759. The soviets made better tanks, why were they so bad at fighting?
>>50999330
lack of well trained men , shitty leaders and general staff , mixing up ideology and war .
>>50999296
4 million German soldiers died. To achieve a 10:1 kill rate, they would've to kill 40 million Soviet soldiers, but Soviet Union only amounted a total of around 10 million soldiers. Your numbers don't match.
>>50990461
no comment
>>50989171
>good luck finding water
Australia is like Russia but with sand and heat instead of snow.
you did morons
>>50990461
topkek
Some things that Americans don't seem to take into account in these threads is that
1) There would be political uproar if your country tried to invade anyone without sufficient reason and
2) you have a large amount of diaspora from all over the world, if you tried to invade a large country (especially in Europe) you'd have large-scale terrorist attacks every week
:DDDD
>>50990461
KEK
