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The United States is invading your pathetic, weak excuse of a country.

HOW FUCKED ARE YOU?

The US is using every resource it has available, by the way.
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asshole
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>>50989171
Invite the troops over for some soda and playstation for protection
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>>50989171
the entire first world would be fucked, we would have to downgrade to american living standards
>no healthcare
>government curfews
>getting shot
>cant drink till 21
>no gambling
>no prostitutes
it would be like going back to 1900 for most of us
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>>50989171
>america invades america
It's like a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream...

My head is all fucky now.
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They'd win without much casualties but everyone loves Australia so the international outrage would destroy America . I think it would be worth it just to watch America burn.
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>>50989171
Your country would be just as dead as yours. Nukes are fucking boring.
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test
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>>50989352
>this delusion
Fucking Britain left you to your deaths when the Japanese attacked. No one cares about Australia.
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Can they get past the Amazon forest, though?
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>>50989171
The biggest cities would be defeated and conquered in the blink of an eye. Maybe the north could put a vietnan and resist a tiny bit longer
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>>50989393
as ours*
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>>50989393
lol
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>>50989520
They're far too lazy and stupid for that.

We'll just buy everyone a Nemar jersey and a new pair of pumas. Rebellion pacified.
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>>50989171
You get nuked and we get glassed.
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>>50989171
Brazilian military would get defeated in a week. Supply lines from USA to Brazilian coast would be very easy, so the US marines could push hard into the country pretty quickly.

There is nothing in the Brazilian arsenal that could even dent the American military. It would be Desert Storm all over again.
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America invading Finland would mean the end or America.

Finland is rightful Russian clay and Russia would defend us.
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>>50989171
RIP USA.
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>>50989718
>It would be Desert Storm all over again.
There would be more dancing this time.
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>>50989774
>ywn be a soldier invading a tropical country filled with bunda
Why live?
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>>50989171
Usually if pigs are given food they will calm down.
Also not very much desu.
Pic somewhat related
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America is like that belligerent bully who would terrorize the playground but at the end of the film one kid stands up to him and the rest follow and destroy him forever
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>>50989870
This is quit the lengthy film. We haven't even hit the second act yet it seems.
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>>50989271
>Sudan
Neat
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>>50989938
>>50989969
I am probably on the NSA/FBI/CIA/NRA/Macdonalds watchlists now, aren't i? Better readdress that balance by visiting pornhub.
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>>50989870
The thing is that is a isis playground and as soon as the bully realises that he is going down he blows up and everyone loses
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>>50989770

hahahh Russian army is shit tier
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>>50989333
underrated post
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>Norway is saved from the clutches of the EU
neat
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>>50990015
Does it really matter? The life expectancy in your country is only like 41 right? YOLO.
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>>50990069
We have strong army, Russian spends high % of GDP on military and nukes. It's impossible to invade Russia, 2 WW proved this.
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>>50990169
All WW2 proves in that next time you give your soldiers winter coats. The Germans invaded the fuck out of you.
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>>50990169

americans are fagots, they only invade weakened countries or small countries, they would never invade russia anyways
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>>50990164
>41
>mfw
I never saw it that way. At least I have 27 years left.
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>>50990331
>says panama
We essentially created your country senpai.
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>>50990331
We would if we were bored enough.
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>>50990235
Germans got BTFO despite being richer and more developed country. Same with France (Napoleon).
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>>50990235

honestly those dumbshits are so deluded they thought that they won the war by themselves when it was american machinery and tools that played a large part in the war effort along with the allied air campaign.
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Round 2?
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>>50990403

just because russians outnumbered germans like 5-1. it wasnt an even fight. Your country failed with Finland in the winter war and Poland in the Interbellum.
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>>50990461
Based
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>>50990386

i see lots of americans repeating this, from 1 to 10 how much do you believe this?
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>>50989171
I don't mind.
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>>50990403
Yeah. Because we gave you everything and as I said, they negelected to bring coats.

You retards still managed to die in numbers usually only reserved for insects.
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>>50990502
But you are USA already.
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>>50990532
They're more like Scotland, we let them have a Parliament so they think they matter.
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>>50990169

>Russian spends high % of GDP

yeah your GDP is like 10 times less then us. its like the diffference between getting a ferrari or rav4 .
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>>50990412
haha, deluded burger kid watched Hollywood movies too much.
>>50990467
Just because that doesn't matter. Russia is impossibe to invade. Finland only got its independence, yet we got Karelia and half of Finland.
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>>50989656

Underrated post
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>>50990461
Underated
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>>50990505>>50990636

Just don't start crying.
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>>50990684
>Russia is impossibe to invade.
Not if you outnumber Russians apparently..

Guess who does.
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>>50990763
Why would you being so much weaker than us make us cry?
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>>50990765
You're too selfish to fight using people. After Russia will destroy all your drones - you'll surrender like fat pussies.
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>>50990496
>theodore roosevelt is tired of columbia being a faggot about a canal
>either formulates rebellion or rebellion just happens
>TR parks navy off of coast
>columbia backs off

this is even more cut and dry than french involvement in the US revolutionary war.
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>>50990684

My point was that your army is complete shit. Russia can't invade anything that isn't Russian. You lost like a couple million more troops then the Germans despite having more resources at your disposal. In Georgia you army looked really weak and in Ukraine there was a really high casualties.
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>>50990867
>After Russia will destroy all your drones - you'll surrender like fat pussies.
Meanwhile, in reality, we just build 10 times the amount of drones to replace them.
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strongest Navy
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>>50989171
Nothing changes.
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Considering america couldn't take north korea, vietnam or iraq I think most countries that have an actual form of government are safe.
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>>50991142
We didn't take Iraq?

Also we were not allowed to invade NK or NV, but you're 12 so you probably had no idea.
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>>50990869
>can't invade anything that isn't Russian.
So you do admit that Ukraine is Russia?

Russia is permanent war mongrel state. It has military and trained people. And when was the last time you moved your fat ass out of the couch and particioated a real war?
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>>50991071
kek
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>>50990597
The worst you're going to do is take away our free healthcare, lower taxes, introduce some Americlap laws that 90% of us will be completely comfortable with and reinstate Steven Harper as PM.

Nothing else changes, because most of our companies are already American owned.
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>>50991142
We occupied Iraq and Vietnam for like a decade each.

You cant win a war against an idea though. New people will always replace the old and you cant just kill everyone...or can you
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>>50990868

yes. we also voluntarily joined colombia same as how texas joined usa. we nver really were "colombians"

we were also trying to separate from them way before usa intervened. at least 50 years prior

do you just assume there is no history beyond your interactions in it
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>>50991186
I was referring to the gulf war, but you sure fucked it up pretty hard most recently. What the hell did they ever do to america?
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>>50991281
No its not about killing people its about breeding them out.

The Conquistadors had the right idea.
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>>50991272
We'd probably just let you keep your healthcare. Too big a pain in the ass to fuck with it.

Probably just make you use your state taxes to pay for it and be done with it.
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>>50989171
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>>50991299
Are you implying we somehow were made to leave Iraq during the Gulf War?
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>>50991213

>So you do admit that Ukraine is Russia?

no just some eastern territories that are sympathetic to your stalinists shitdom and even that you have trouble holding

>And when was the last time you moved your fat ass out of the couch and particioated a real war?

Nice spelling there bud we have drones for war and a massive navy with dozens of aircraft carrier strike groups and stealth aircraft. All you have is some rustbarrell shit we gave you from ww2.
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>>50991395
Embarrassing white peace after getting involved and inciting the local population to rise against Saddam. His wrath was quite terrible.
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>>50989171
I am ready John.
Lets see what we can do here.
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>>50991435
So you're insane and delusional. Glad we got that out of the way.
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>>50991298
Notice how I said either?

There is no denying that the US had involvement in Panamanian independence. I'm not saying Americans marched in and did everything for Panama, just stating the US had a hand in it's independence.
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>>50991036
100 megaton nuclear torpedos are ready for that cans.
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>>50991463
>American doesn't know jack about his own history

Why am I even surprised?
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>>50989608
RARE FLAG
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Technically they'd have to invade their south states as well.
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>>50991364
Please invade us, we're finally have military presence to police and safeguard our fuckhuge territories and northern sea routes from the Russians trolling us with their bombers.

Hell, we might not even need dual citizenship to live state side anymore.
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>>50991415
Germans also thought they had better technologies than commeis. And where're Germans now? I mean you can't defeat some desert savages from the Middle East. Why do you think you're able to defeat an actual country that used to be your main competitor for about a century?
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>>50991512
Oh I very much do no that the Kurds got massacred, but that has very little to do with the fact that we completely steamrolled the Iraqi military and could have taken Baghdad in days.
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>>50991578
>Hell, we might not even need dual citizenship to live state side anymore.
You already don't though..
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>>50991612
But you didn't. And when you eventually did, you only put america in more danger by breeding more terrorists. How is it a victory?
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>>50991467

im not denying or arguing that, but some people seem to think usa created panama from scratch to make a canal, similar to how the uk created the gambia around a river
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Burgers think they are men.
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>>50991655
I'm a immigrant m8.
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>>50991707
I never questioned that we didn't. What you said was that we couldn't take Iraq.
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>>50991724
Oh, well then fuck off.
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>>50991790
American-Sempai noticed me~
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>>50991606

>Why do you think you're able to defeat an actual country that used to be your main competitor for about a century?

the USSR doesnt even exist anymore. What makes you think that Russia is even half as powerful as it was in the 80s?
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>>50991761
Sweden could've taken Russia too. We just chose not to.
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>>50991854
Russia inherits USSR's achievements. You can't defeat Russia, you can't defeat communism, you can't defeat Islamist, you're weak, you lost. RIP US.
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>>50990069
The OP's question wasn't about beating their army, it was about invading their country. our military could beat theirs, but trying to invade and occupy Russia is the biggest dumbshit move anyone could make.
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>>50990336
>14 years old
MOOODDDS
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>>50991909
>Russia inherits USSR's achievements.

But what has your country done that has rivaled or surpassed the USSR's achievements?
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>>50991881
Well. I can understand Murrican attempts to clam they can take Russia.. but Sweden, you're laughabale.
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>>50991909
The USSR achieved full collapse.
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>wanting to invade France

Errr, why ?
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This shit continues from 1200.
Stop it now.
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>>50990803
Lmao I can feel hlw annoyed you are from heat that some Russians getting lippy

Americans really cannot chin any sort of criticism
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>>50991909

>You can't defeat Russia

but we defeated USSR.

>Russia inherits USSR's achievements.

So a massive loss of manpower, land, technological innovation and arms is an inheritance?
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>>50989171
I'd say it's a pretty even match
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>>50991973
400 years of kicking orthodox butt out of the baltics. You're just lucky poland and denmark hated us more than you.
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>>50992026
>but we defeated USSR.

When?
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>>50991967
Most of the soviet military, infrastructure is located in Russia. Plus Westerners invested in our economy after 90s, and this made our army even stronger.
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>>50991367
It's how you know that it's from our country
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>>50989171
Nigga, our Defense Department is getting budget cuts for years now.

You dont even need to send the entire Armed Forces.

Just the Coast Guard, some cops and militia and we surrender.
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>>50992062

when their economy went to shit. USSR used to be the worlds 2nd biggest economy after the US. Now they are 8th biggest.
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Just wait until winter in the woods and then laugh when americans freeze to death.

But yeah t.b.h it's not a death I'd wish on anyone else except russians so let's just stay friends.
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>>50989171
yeah we'd be fucked.
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>>50992064
You guys haven't even built anything since 1990 except newer Flankers with racing stripes and heated seats..
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>>50992064

Going from being 2nd economy in the world to 8th economy is an improvement?
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>>50992064
So where is your force projection? Where are your carriers?
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>>50992134
Finland isn't even that cold. Most of the northern US gets far colder.

The nigs in the army may get some severe vitamin D deficiencies though.
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Just take the south please...
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>>50989844
There were a lot of rules we had to follow so we couldn't go all out
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>>50992173
dumn Murica, you don't even fight ISIS alone. The whole world attempts to help you (Russia, Europe, Australia, Japan, Canada, Lebanon, etc). How the hell will you defeat another country alone? In any case that would be 1 alliance against another one.
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>>50989171
No problem, lets kick some tanned asses togheter yee haw johnny, as long as you have free chocolate and cigs ofc
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>>50992292
Who said we were trying to defeat ISIS?
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>>50992192
in Ukraine
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>>50992319
who said you didn't?
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>>50992318
Forgot pic
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>>50991606
>Why do you think you're able to defeat an actual country that used to be your main competitor for about a century?
because we did. the USSR no longer exists, and we didn't even have to invade. our aim was never to conquer Russia or its people, but to topple the government of the USSR.
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>>50992190
USSR was the 2nd biggest economy? Damn, how was the poverty rate?
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>>50992292
>implying they were fight them
No, they bombed Assad troops and funded ISIS.
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>>50992328
>Ukraine
Ya don goof'd.
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>>50992378
FOR THREE FUCKING YEARS AND THEY DO NOT GET SUCESS
ASSAD IS ALIVE
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>>50992369
ZERO. Socialist paradise of has no poverity capitalist pigdog.
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>>50992369

dont know but most of that money went to build their military. A little known fact was that after the USSR collapsed over a million men died from alcohol poisoning or starved so ever since we had to feed them while they were basically africa with nukes.
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>>50992361
And what changed in Russia? we're still backward, conservative, isolated, crypto-commie society. Really nothing changed, only lost some territories and bought few western cars/Iphones. Plus gap between rich ones and poor ones became wider.
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>>50992437
0% poverty in socialism? I thought that was only in communism which never existed
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>>50990015
>>50990164
Cheer up my African friend
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>>50992484

>And what changed in Russia?

you became even more poor. back then USSR had industry capital. Today Russia is basically an oil field for europe.
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>>50992502
The Soviet Union claimed they were "socialist."
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>>50992484
Also the whole deal about you losing your superpower status and just being a regional power à la france and britain.

Honestly it's embarrasing how the US is stooping down to your level. You don't see them groveling to italy even though they're more relevant than the shit federation.
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>>50992456
The statement wasn't about USSR or how fucked up Russia used to be in 90s. The question was about capacity of America to invade Russia. No, America can't invade Russia, this is impossible. Thats it.
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>>50992570
Italy doesn't reallt ask for much tbf.

Pretty much just Amanda Knox but she's hot so they can suck a dick.
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>>50992547
So that means USSR was a lot better than russia?
>2nd biggest economy
>0% poverty
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We'd set the young team on ye
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>>50992592
How is it impossible? Russia has been invaded like 200 times.
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>>50992134
americans have blubber to last them through winter
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>>50992618
It actually had an assload of poverty, just none it would admit to.

And they're both shit, the difference was that the USSR was relevant shit.
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>>50989171
well, seeing we own the only operating nuke plant in the US.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantex_Plant
COME AND TAKE IT

T E X A S
E
X
A
S

I N D E P E N D E N C E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl0ZpHvZGjw
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>>50992672
What was the rate? Russia have like 10%
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>>50989443
did it work?
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>Russian cant listen to reason
it all makes so much sense
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>>50992570
We're stooping down because the cold war had a great effect on the american mindset
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>>50992747

>Russia have like 10%

10% nominal by their standards. Its actually much much higher. Only thing people take pride in there is driving a BMW car and having a heated commieblock.
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>>50992642

Dude, nukes?
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>>50991541
t. newfag
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>>50992796
How big was the poverty rate in USSR? I can't find it anywhere
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>>50992884
Because officially the USSR did not have poverty dummy.
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>>50992806
Qts, wood, gold, oil, platinum, diamonds, coal and so on.
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>saxons
>ever beating the irish
lol
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>>50992884

In USSR your were guaranteed a car, heated commie block and free education. Today none of that exists and its basically people trying to rip each other off for scraps of shit.
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>>50989844
>Shitaly
>judging other countries military
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>>50992909
Not a single human being was poor? Comparing that to russia's poverty rate must mean USSR was a hell lot better
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>>50992946

>mailorder wives
>raw materials

wowowow nice country!
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>>50993019
officially they werent because they are brothers in gommunism. in reality everyone was poor.
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>>50991071
Wrong.

You'd be able to own AKs and AR15s, and carry them loaded and use them for self defense, but norinco would be import-banned.

Also your milk would start coming in jugs. GALLON jugs.
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>>50993019
No it was quite horrible, but they didn't report any poverty.

It's like how north korea claims that it's essentially heaven on earth.
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>>50993019
>USSR was a hell lot better
absolutly
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>>50992995
Only smart people were granted with free STEM education and only them got free commieblocks. The rest lived in old provincial houses with toilet on the street. Yet people living in such conditions were better soldiers than invaders.
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Probably turn every American city into charcoal with nukes then get glasses ourselves.

How about you guys come over for beers instead? We can throw a few in the freezer if you insist on having them cold.
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>>50993108
>being this deluded
fuck off red belter
>>50993094
>canada will finally be liberated and have milk in high capacity milk jugs
nice
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>>50993085
Thanks, my 3rd world shithole school's didn't teach me that
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>>50993094
Bagged milk is only a thing in Ontario.

The only reason why people buy it is because its cheaper then the jugs per volume.
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Why Americans can't understand that living in bad conditions and not consuming a lot == weal military and incapacity of defending itself? Even sandniggers and chinks BTFO merifats.
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>>50989333
this,
no freedoms
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>>50993158
its what all commies do: lie about how great gommunism is.
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>>50992789
I guess when there's literally no one else in your weight class you cling on to old foes even though they're washed up and sitting alone in a retirement home in the former superpower ward.
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>>50993162
Ivan you see that flag on your post?
Notice how it's not red with a hammer and sickle?
We beat you already. Just admit it, you fucking vatnik
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>>50993131

thats not how gommunism worked. literally everyone had a doctors or engineering degree but all had shitty jobs.

the person who worked inventory counting at a supply warehouse was really the rich guy
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>>50993248

we beat him in the 80s and vodka beat him in the 90s
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why are these threads always so autistic
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>>50989171
>carrys the full authority
this is how i can tell that picture was made by a true american
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>>50989171
You don't understand, ameribro. The main question in war is "How fucked am I?", not "How fucked are they". And if you are going full guns on some country, you're fucked, since pretty much all of them own missiles of some kind, you can't shoot down all of them(Unless it's Sudan or some kind of cheap shit trebushet rockets, lol), so you're based.
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Implying money and things are happiness itself. Yes, they are very important but not happiness at all.
Burgers are very unhappy peolpe. I can feel it.
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>>50993286
Because both us and the ruskies are bred to think we're better than the other, the other one is shit and we're the best. So unfortunately russians are lied to in school.

One could only imagine the threads that would occur if north koreans or chinks were allowed to regularly post here.
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>>50989352
>but everyone loves Australia
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>>50993286
>where_do_you_think_we_are.aspx
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Honestly Australia is one of the hardest countries to invade for a reason.
There are only 3 ports in the entire country where you can land troops, most of the bridges will not support your tanks and all the roads are easily blocked off.
Even if an invasion is successful you have a situation worse than Vietnam on your hands America...
Imagine Vietnam instead this time image you are fighting the people who were teaching you how to fight the nips and you are in an Australian jungle.
Have fun getting shreked.
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>>50993094
But American anon, bag milk is cheaper then jugs, it uses less plastic.

And because you're opening bags one at a time when they're finished and not repeatedly opening the whole jug, the milk stays fresher longer.
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>>50993248
You didn't beat anything by changing my flag, just admit that you lost.
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We're fucked
But I tell you what I'll do.
I'll earn to fly plains and make bombs.
Freedom or Death.
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>>50993391
Who cares about cheapness or waste.
thise things matter not in the US of A
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Ahaha oh my, USA lost in the Cold war and refuse to admit this.
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Given what happens when US Navy shipperoos pull up in Darwin, I feel fairly confident that our first defensive line of horny bogan sheilas hungry for Americocks will do a good job of defending our nation by draining all the cum and aggression out of the attacking Americans
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>>50993336
I don't think Russia is better, you blind deep, I just said that its impossible to invade Russia - a simple obvious fact.
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>>50993414
>nation is forced into bankruptcy
>disassembled into smaller nations

>>you didn't win, we weren't destroyed
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>>50993440
Because bag milk means cheaper milk, which means we can buy more of it.

Doesn't America care about getting more?
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>>50993414
>>50993457
m8s i think you broke him
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>>50993487
So the golden horde doesn't exist anymore?
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>>50993383
>There are only 3 ports in the entire country where you can land troops,
Not if you have and assload of these.

Not to mention bases in Darwin..
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>>50993499
We do, but we can get more and have it come in better looking packaging.
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>>50989338
Kek
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>>50993383
Then there are the dropbears too...
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>>50989338
West Coast vs East Coast maybe?
Or the rest of USA invading California...
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We'd just send a bunch of these sick cunts in and wait until we won.
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>>50993492
That was a smart plan to get your credits and cars. You literally donated in Russian economy in 90s.
Where's the communism destroyed. Didn't you link the Wiki article about the Cold War 2??
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>>50993722
>I was only pretending to be defeated
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>>50993706
We have a secret weapon.
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>>50993555
Yeah ok... have fun landing something on 90 mile beach... Only a jungle and a few thousand kilometers between your troops and any civilisation.
seriously America could not invade Australia, too big, too secluded, too hard to get anywhere.
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Not at all, Denmark's in NATO, America's simply invading us to keep us from being invaded by Russia.
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I welcome the liberation troops
God bless Ameriga :DDDD
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>>50993801
We can get our troops anywhere on the globe in 48 hours.

Does Australia not have airfields?
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>>50993752
>Donated Russian authorities with shitload of money and made them the richest people in the world
>provoked miltiple conflicts in Eastern Europe
>oh look we won dumn gommunism XDDD
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>>50993781
we have 7 of the 10 most venomous snakes on earth, all of them are capable of killing an African bull elephant in a single bite.
have fun fighting in the Jungles boys, watch your feet.
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>>50993946
>He thinks venom can stop us
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>>50993847
>>50993865
Good lads
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>>50989171
Vietnam all over again. Good luck with hostile jungles and commies :D
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>>50993865
Dont worry, Russia will save you from Western degeneration just like Ukraine.
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>>50993926
>no really, I was only pretending to be defeated
>you actually belived you beat me? Now look, I've got all your money
>I totally didn't need it though

Holy shit you can not make this shit up.
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>>50989171
>Every resource

So, some country is getting nuked. Hope WWIII doesn't start.
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>>50993970
I really do, a king brown snake pumps over a shot glass of venom into you with a single bite.
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>>50994092
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No one cares. We'll just wait for Germany to kick you out.
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>>50994092
You would, and I'm not kidding here, be able to find probably thousands of Marines who take that shot willingly.
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>>50989171
>The United States is invading your pathetic, weak excuse of a country.

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Welcome home faggot, who luvs ya?
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>>50994077
>invading
Pretty sure you would make the situation of invading Australia worse for yourselves if you nuked us, have you seen mad max?
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>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arihant-class_submarine#History
they tried once but turned back when russia senpai reinforced us and now we have our own nuclear submarine to deter such a scenario.
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>>50989715
>You get nuked

I love how british people believe this, its cute.
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no worries 2bh
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>>50994165
Doesn't Australia already look like Mad Max?
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Why is always USA vs Russia-Australia contradiction in such threads?
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>Serbia
>2nd highest rate of weapons per capita in the world
>Bombed in 1999. for months, Clinton didn't dare send in ground troops
>Went through almost all "smart bombs" available to NATO, nearly resorted to using plain ol' unguided bombs
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>>50994178
>he still thinks we tried to nuke India
Nigger we didn't even nuke the USSR when we were the only ones who had the bomb, stop imagining that your dirtpoor irrelevant country matters enough to waste a nuke on.
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>>50994282
>Serbia
>get bombed to shit and lose a war
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>>50994196
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanguard-class_submarine

they probably would tbqh man.
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>>50994138
Looking at history it's very likely surrounding countries will come to our aid.

Only two occupations ever succeeded in our history, while we have been attacked dozens of times. Hitler for 5 years and Napoleon for 15 years. And we all know how those ended.
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>>50993015
What?
We never lost a war senpai.
We won WW1 and we changed side on WW2.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I didn't got rekt by Vietnamese farmers,north korean farmers and Iraqis goatfuckers.
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>>50994351
Hitler and napoleon didn't have railguns, plasma weapons and exo suits.
America does
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>>50994253
Kinda
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>>50990684
>Russia is impossible to invade
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>>50994282
I wish Bulgaria was more like Serbia.
Full of guns and good skara.
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>>50994387
You have supply lines that span the entire Atlantic ocean.
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These threads are so autistic. We don't try and put boots on the ground anymore because no one likes it and then we get called pussies because we don't put boots on the ground. Also we have to follow a bunch of bullshit rules while Russia can go and do whatever the fuck it wants like annex Crimea.
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The US can invade any other country while no other country can invade the US.
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>>50994383
So what your saying is that we'd invade you, you'd fight back for a little bit and then change sides and help us conquer you
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>>50994411
While Germany can just walk over the border.
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>>50989171
Seriously though if Australia is invaded mandatory conscription comes into effect, every able bodied man and woman becomes a solider and you are fighting 10.5 million aussies in a Vietnam style war.
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ITT everyone mocks US.
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>>50994430

/thread
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>>50994411
What are you saying? That we would run out of supplies?
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>>50994430
wait a minute pal
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkJt6tWS-uY
yes we can :D
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>>50994395
We didn't.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War_II
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>>50994435
Nah.
We would let you invade Napoli.
You will surrender within 10 days.
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With Americans recent wars against goat fuckers and rice niggers in mind, I wouldn't be too concerned
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>>50994413
No, your issue is that you don't have any idea what you're doing.

You invade Vietnam, Afghanistan or Iraq... for what purpose? To free the people and install democracy... sure, I get ya, but how are you going to do that? Bomb the everlasting shit out of them, invade, act like a higher being, and then expect respect? You literally murdered their children, and you expect them to listen to you?

God, what a bunch of dumbasses...
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>>50994494
Oh anon, you all have pizza. No matter what you throw at us, we will pursue due to the promise of food. A food almost as good as the burger as well.
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>>50994413
loool, dont be jelly.
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>>50994466
You're going to go to war without a supply line? Then you won't even last a month lel.
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>>50993471
Fucking kek
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>>50994547
>You invade
I didn't invade any of them, and I don't approve of the politicians who sent the people there either. I don't think our country should be the world police, If people want to act like chimps they can.
>>50994559
I just wish we could annex shit with no repercussions
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