>Southerners
>.0005cm of snow
>500 dead
>1200 car pileup
>30 Factories blow up
>200+ Missing
>Mass Looting
>Millions without power
>>>>Southerners
>>50987872
>.00000000000001mm of snow
>STATE OF EMERGENCY
>NATIONAL GUARD AND COAST GUARD NEEDED ASAP
>the south
bruh
>>50987872
It's pretty funny desu. Even the guys driving huge 4x4 trucks who should be able to drive in snow spin the fuck out.
>>50989881
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS HAPPEN
>>50989881
>>50989881
>>50989881
MLAO
>>50987872
Wait what?
>>50987872
>>50989463
>metric units
>>50994060
>implying anyone but freedumbs can understand imperial units
>>50987872
>>50989463
>>50989952
Born in Georgia, moved to Wisconsin ages 15-20, moved back to Georgia. This is 100% accurate.
>Minnesotans
>Snow up to shoulders
>School continues
>>50994548
Minnesotan here, my driving test to get my license was through a foot and a half of snow. Aced it.
>>50987872
Is this a joke, or is it actually happening?
>>50994657
>1 inch of snow in North Carolina
>School canceled statewide
>mfw
>>50994705
Southerners in the US are notoriously bad at driving in snow due to how infrequently they actually get any
Once got stuck on a frozen overpass in Texas. traffic the other way just kept piling up and 3 cars flipped over, glad the police closed our side first.
>>50995005
I can buy the pileup and people being shit at driving in snow, but
>500 dead
>30 Factories blow up
>200+ Missing
>Mass Looting
>Millions without power
Really?
>>50995072
That's just a regular Thursday in the South.
>>50995117
Before breakfast
>tropical depression hits america
>70 dead
>100 building toppled
>thousands without power
>category 2 hits america
>thousands dead
>debris covers the city
>millions without power
>post yfw Jack Frost is a Northerner
>>50995309
>lightly drizzling outside
>highway speed drops 30mph (48km/h)
>ambulance sirens in the distance on and off thought the day
>gridlock traffic
>windshield wipers on full speed
>full wetsuit to walk 10 meters through parking lots
>long jump to avoid walking around puddle
>land in puddle anyway
I wish i was making this shit up
>>50995072
You'd be amazed how dumb people can be when they don't know how to handle the cold. I've known four different people who almost got themselves killed by trying to replace a good jacket with physical activity. Fifteen minutes later they're standing in a light 35° breeze wearing jeans and a sweat-damp T-shirt and wondering why they can't stop shivering. And that's before snow.
Once the powder hits the ground, oh lordy, it's all over. People start driving twenty under the limit but don't apply the brakes any sooner, then they try and brake during a turn. As soon as they lose control they try pushing the gas and turning harder.
>>50989501
IM CONFEDERATE
SON OF A BITCH YANKEE
YANKEE IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
YANKEE IS PIG DISGUSTING
WILLIAM SHERMAN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A
>>50996147
>lightly drizzling outside
>highway speed drops 30mph (48km/h)
>ambulance sirens in the distance on and off thought the day
>gridlock traffic
>windshield wipers on full speed
You just described my entire day. My 20min commute up I97 took 35 and I saw no less than six ambulances and police vehicles along the way. One crash closed three lanes.
A fucking state trooper rear-ended someone trying to merge in front of me. I can't make this shit up.
>at college
>left my new england superiority and anti dixiefag shitposting folder at my home computer
FUG :-----D
>live in south
>it's still too fucking cold
>>50996441
>Not having your folders on the cloud so you can shitpost anytime anywhere
Step it up senpai
>>50996541
>the cloud
N1C3 M3M3 F@M
>>50996541
the clouds already hate the south
>>50994953
>mfw this happened at least twice a year back in high school
>>50993986
We get 1 day of sleet each year. People don't know what it is and panic. I generally just stay indoors on that day.
>>50994953
It's usually less than that when they cancelled school of us. Just as long as the roads were coated with the thinnest sheet of ice they would close them. dog bless NC.
>>50994953
It makes sense. I doubt cities in North Carolina put much money into snow plowing.
>>50996850
Nope. NC native here, i dont' even think my city has dedicated snowplows. I'm pretty sure all they do is salt the roads and wait for the snow to melt.
>>50994953
more like mfw
>snow flurries at 5am
>veil thin layer of snow on roads
>school canceled for 4 days due to icy buildup
>>50994953
How about you try driving a school bus on an icy mountain?
Never been north of Virgina
How do you drive in more than 2 inches of snow? Do you have special tires? How do you have any traction at all?
>>50989881
You can't make this shit up
>>50997150
Bitch i had to fucking wade my way out of the driveway every morning and walk a mile and a half to where the busses could drive on the barely plowed road to get to a school with a single space heater in each room. Fuck you mean?
>>50997203
Ive been driving in heavy snow my entire life, being good at it just comes with practice. We use chains and special tires for traction
>>50997203
Very carefully.
If it's fresh snow, in a truck, with chains and a plow.
Once it's been driven over repeatedly and packed down, snow actually offers fairly decent traction. The danger comes when it starts to warm up again and turns into slush, or refreezes into ice.
>>50997427
That's got to be terrible for your tires.
>>50989881
DESU this could be the twin cities in Minnesota, they are retarded drivers there even though its a northern city.
>>50987872
>>Southerners>.0005cm of penis >500 dead
>>50997427
Never seen something like that before
Does your car enjoy this, you sick fuck?
>>50997456
They dont mess the tires up. They're a bitch to put on though
>>50997456
Only if you put them on too loose or drive on hard ground too much with them on. They sink into the snow once a bit of pressure is on them, so the car's weight still rests largely on the tire.
Winter tires are usually pretty beefy in the first place.
>tfw armyfag
>got to live in midwest when hard blizzard hit
>all of their precious infrastructure gone to shit,spinning out everywhere
>school canceled
that was the day I learned that road status was subjective to road clearing infrastructure
protip: the south in general has none, that is why you see road closings.
>>50996335
>People start driving twenty under the limit but don't apply the brakes any sooner, then they try and brake during a turn. As soon as they lose control they try pushing the gas and turning harder.
Me and my brother were both taught how to drive in snow and we grew up in a fucking desert
>>50997533
Depends on what kind you have. I can put mine on in a few minutes by myself. Better put em on before you need em though or you're fucked
>driving back home from college in my '04 mazda
>stop at a friend's house for the weekend
>snowed the entire time i was there
>pretty confident i could make it back to the freeway without chains
>take the back way to avoid stopping at lights
>run balls deep into fresh loose powder
>fuck.jpg
>takes an hour to dig my wheels out enough to roll the car forward with my shitty plastic shovel
>another 30 mins to re dig the chains out to hook them up
>a link on one tensioner breaks
>fuck.jpg
>thankfully i had a spare
0/10 shitty as fuck
>>50996398
The yanks made you squeal piggy WEEEEE WEEEEEE
>live along Mississippi river
>humidity averages around 75-80%
>watch Northfags and desertfags become perspiration sprinklers during the spring
>they will literally be hospitalized and even die in the summer
>live in Minnesota
>tornadoes come through and destroy cardboard houses
>blizzards bury cars
>severe storms leave thousands without power
>somalis driving like maniacs everywhere
YOU LITERALLY, I REPEAT, YOU LITERALLY CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>50987872
>>50989463
>metrics
Yanks once again sucking yuropoor dick.
>university averages over 200 inches of snow a year
>school only closed one day during my time up there
>happened because it snowed 20 inches in less than 12 hours
>>50987872
It's fucking embarrassing how people here lose their minds whenever there's an earthquake of 4.0+.
Any part of America that is South of the Northernmost part of Mexico should become part of Mexico desu yooooo
>>50999309
shut up
>>50999345
>>50999297
nice Proxies guys
>half an inch of snow in DC
>people pass out on the metro because the snow is blocking the ventilation system
>at least we can borrow snowplows from maryland after they're done with them at 7pm!
>>50989881
Would entire states cease to exist if there was 1 foot of snow?
>getting snow
plebs
>>50989501
>the north
>>51000463
agreed
>>51000463
>Not getting snow
>live in midwest
>high school I went to had the initials WHS
>heard "WHS stands for will have school!" several times a year.
>get almost 2 feet of snow over last winter
>"haha stupid yankee THE SOUTH IS THE BEST"
>someone sneezes on the road and it freezes
>200 car pileups
>talk with girl from Atlanta
>"what are winter tires?"
>mfw
>>50987872
Feels good living in a state not run by libtards.
Must be bad for you, right califag/yankeeshit?
>uk
>slightly hotter than usual? Anarchy
>slightly colder than usual? Anarchy
>raining slightly more than usual? Anarchy
>>51001343
wat r they
The North should really become its own country. The South is mentally retarded.
Why are Americans do bad at driving? They can't drive manual and when there is snow 200 car pileups happen. Even with summer tyres it isn't that hard.
Is it the lack of proper driving instruction?
A couple inches is enough to spook southerners while over a foot could fall in northern regions and everything runs as usual. Shit's funny.
why are yankees such faggots?
>>51002744
BENNNNNNISSSSSSSSS X-DDDDDDDDDDDDDddddd
