>Go to England
>Drink beer with english m8's in a typical english city flat
>Where is the toilet?
>"Oi m8! It's down the hole in the wall, left at the footsie departement and ah... the dour at yoh left.... if ya nibble i'h a bit it should'a.. ya now... open..
>open door i see pic related
Why do the brits have wall to wall carpets in their toilets? don't you know that it's unsanitary and just plain..... wrong? I have never seen this in any other country
>>50986676
>Be drunk
>Accidently pee all over the fucking carpet
>>50986676
I don't have carpets in the toilet and neither does anyone I know, seems fucking stupid.
>>50986676
Brits are disgusting. Why do you think we kicked them the fuck out of here?
Fucking gross
>>50986676
>>50986676
brits have wall carpets literally everywhere
fucking barbarians
My company had a trip to London and the hotel we stayed at.. every fucking bathroom had those wall to wall carpets.. Disgusting!..
>>50986676
DESIGNATED
>>50986676
>>50987209
PISSING
>>50987265
RUG
hhahahahaha oh wow
>>50987875
DUDE
>>50986676
Never understood this, I went all around England and the people who didn't have carpeted toilets would buy carpet mats like this to put around them
>>50987131
Dont the russians do this too?
>>50989167
Me nan has that tbqh, it's nice and warm on your bare feet when having a nocturnal bowel movement.
You can throw these mats in the wash though, important difference.
>>50986676
Jesus christ you couldnt have this shit in my house... I live in a house off my college campus with 4 other guy roomates... Oh my god the thought of what that carpet would look like...
Carpeted toilets are comfy desu
>>50989272
Yeah but that's because they'd freeze to death otherwise. The Brits don't have that problem, they're just disgusting.
>>50989397
But Brits die whenever their weather changes even moderately.
>>50989397
You'd think a country like russia would have top quality heating systems if anything.
>>50989337
Are Americans so retarded that they literally can't avoid pissing on carpets?
>>50990122
Stupid argument.. Its like inviting alot of muslims in your capital and saying "What?.. Are you so retarded can't avoid beeing beheaded by muslims in the streets?"
>>50986676
>He doesn't have carpet on his toilet seat
Bit barbaric desu
>>50990569
Just as feasible an argument as protesting emigrants by shooting a load of white kids. all bants tbqf m8
>>50989451
Good thing the weather never changes there then.
>>50991230
sad but true
>>50989167
Why would you not buy these or at least have a unfixed carpet? It keeps the piss off of the floor and your feet on something warm
>>50990122
College students are idiots all over the world, especially when they share a bathroom and each refuse to clean it on the grounds that it's not mostly their own mess.
>>50991416
>It keeps the piss off of the floor
That's called AIM nigga.
More to the point, if it's going to get on the floor you ought to have tile or linoleum flooring so you can clean it up with a bit of toilet paper immediately.
My bathroom has a heating coil laid under the tiles to keep it toasty, shit's pretty fuggin noice desu.
>>50991604
Im not the only one using the toilet
>My bathroom has a heating coil laid under the tiles to keep it toasty, shit's pretty fuggin noice desu.
Underfloor heating sucks m8
>>50986676
Keeps your feet warm while you make tinkle in those cold old houses.
My house has carpet around the toilet ;_;
>>50991970
>Underfloor heating sucks m8
U wot m8. It's great.
Granted it's a shitty option to heat the whole damn house, but I never said I was doing that, did I?
>tfw underfloor heating under the kitchen tiles
>tfw you sit with on the floor with your first cup of coffee in the early morning getting toasty while your hot breakfast is on the stove
>>50995183
not good for your semen production m8-E
>Why do the brits have wall to wall carpets in their toilets?
In my travels through England and Scotland, I never saw that.
Are you in Wales? Maybe it's a Welsh thing. I drove to the border of Wales, but decided against going any further.
>>50996329
I doubt it's quite that hot.
>>50996419
my heated floors are like walking on fire.
>>50996459
That seems excessive... I wouldn't have thought they'd be much hotter than say 30C. But then again, I've never experienced heated floors, I don't think we really have them here.
>>50996557
There's two styles of floor heating.
One has gentle heating coils to heat the floor supporting a conventional heating system that warms the rest of the room.
The other has beefy floor coils which heat the entire room themselves.
The former option is a comfy, fuzzy warmth about the feet as though you're walking the sands of a tropical beach just before sunset. The latter is like letting your kids play "the floor is lava" in the Twilight Zone.
>>50986676
>Work in a carpet store
>Get a call for people wanting a quote in their bathroom
>Mfw boss tells me carpet in the bathroom is not actually that rare and that it was very popular in the 80's
>>50986676
why the fuck would you want carpeted floors in ANY part of the house??
>>50989397
It also was used to sound isolation.
>>50996804
>he doesn't have carpet in the bedrooms
>>50986676
Literally never seen this before in my life.
Something tells me your story might be bullshit.
>>50996804
So your guests can't hear your giant farts throughout the entire house, but I guess that isn't a problem when your ass is as loose as a Swedes.
>>50989868
Hahaha! Holy crap, those reaction shots are priceless!
>>50996881
Like a gentle breeze in summer
>>50986676
Bad retrofitting
>>50986676
I bet this is a fucking northern thing, mark my fucking words.
