Non-anglos of /int/:
You guys type in English like a native, but I'm curious to hear how well you speak it.
Say "Canadians are irrelevant shitcunts" or whatever else you want to say on vocaroo and post links.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sxi7MM5srC
i sound unnatural (and autistic) as fuck when trying to speak english and i think a lot of swedes do, it's probably because we spend a lot more time writing, reading and listening to english while we barely ever practise speaking it
>>40520569
I'll just post a recording from an old thread.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VUtiunFOYi
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19PcDtCyyrR
>>40520903
>>40521142
Would fuck
>>40521161
Korean/10
>>40520903
>>40521161
Well neither of you can read.
And you both crave Muslim cock.
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WXZ4Nd2940
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DOH4F3w95p
>>40521237
>Korean
How?
>>40521250
No Muslims here. Try again.
>>40521288
>Algerian
What's up with the American in Algeria?
>>40521288
you sound like handsome jack
>>40521288
>learning English from Americans
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xmRWHHt3Hr
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Id0n83So6 there you go
>>40521490
see image
>>40521327
10/10 accent
>>40521626
What about my accent though
>>40521747
borderline British
>>40520569
r8 my english m8s:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0phOBtJFaL4
>>40521237
T-thanks? And >>40521747? Except Javier Bardem ofc
>>40521839
I can't even tell if you're speaking English or not.
Pretty sure not
>>40521626
thanks
>>40521943
Okay, I'll retry, and this time I'll try to be more clear with my english:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NTDICOGjjS
Slav reports in
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SsxgceOH5W
>>40521288
10/10
Stop being so edgy
3am bet5awef el 3yal
>>40520903
1/10
>>40521142
1.5/10
>>40521327
0.25/10
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xmFIDNRb8Yq
>>40522207
0/10 linking skills tbh
>mfw euros are becoming more and more americanized
i remember how glorious it was to listen to their accents even a decade ago, nothing like a good german accent.
>>40521288
Are you proxy? That is impeccable college dudebro American English.
>>40522123
is this arabic? I think i understand xDDDDDDDD
>>40522313
I will never understand why Anglos like foreign accents so much. If I were to learn French I would like to have a French accent and the same applies to English, I'd like to sound like a native speaker.
>>40522461
eh asian/ african accents are awful, europeans (used to i guess) have great accents like scandi/ german.
>tfw no central european qt with god tier accent
>>40522461
>I will never understand why Anglos like foreign accents so much
It's just something out of the norm I guess.
>>40522207
Hey basha, were is that Algerian accent, giving up on it already?
>>40522461
no accent = no identity/soul
>>40522697
That's not true
Asians have accents
>>40522729
>>40522729
xd
you found the exception to the rule m8 gg wp
here's a poem i read in a vocaroo thread once
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KCbf4OXw9T
http://vocaroo.com/
you are worst turk. you are the turk idiot you are the turk smell. return to croatioa. to our croatia cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,bosnia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole turk stink bosnia sqhipere shqipare..turk genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead turk..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .albiania we kill the king , albania return to your precious mongolia….hahahahaha idiot turk and bosnian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KEBAB FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. russia+usa+croatia+slovak=kill bosnia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in serbia, tupac making album of serbia . fast rap tupac serbia. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink turk… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
I hope I'm not the only one that's decent with writing in English, but godawful with speaking in English
>>40522957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FIOogSuTVD
fuck wrong link bois
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tf3lmz82nj
>>40522684
what do you mean lol?
i'm not algerian lol
>>40522957
kek
>>40523010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pKNLVGjjsY
have another one
>>40522957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MeFvQ5HHKM r8 pls m8
>>40523038
You sound like you're spanish
>>40523184
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10SxKaufExo
>>40521142
Professionalnarrator/10
Get some voice work you NEET
>>40523145
>>40523010
noice
Would drink with while you tell stories
>>40523192
>You sound like you're spanish
Err, wow
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WLT4100biT
r8
>>40522173
Noone rates mine ;.;
>>40520569
Can't let it go can ya
>>40522957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aXFZ3mAp9m
>>40523401
its ok brate
>>40523401
>>40522173
Normal as fuck
Sounds like the kind of guy that has a wife, 2.5 kids, and a well paying job that you enjoy.
>>40523503
please dont be like that putin
>>40522957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LoaqNMRcWS
>>40523503
>that laughter
10/10
>>40523503
I didn't know Denmark is an ex-soviet nation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qVQhOjJiGX
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>>40523349
Were you bullied much for being Chinese when you first came to Brazil?
>>40523503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vWCPPFdVEx
>>40523905
seems legit
>>40523775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0h0LLl0TJxO
>>40523807
What
>>40520569
Here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19TBem6zet8
Pls no bully m8
>>40523322
kek thank you. never considered it.
>>40524078
>pls no bully
I'll try
>>40520569
Ireland is not Anglo. Ireland is Celt. >:(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fQ0Olwgr5v
>>40522461
Because it's a break from the norm. I hear Irish accents every day, so when I hear an Irish person on tv or something I'm just like "oh god damn another of the fuckers". I like European accents, some US and Canadian accents.
It's like having the same ice cream every day. Sooner or later, you want a break.
>>40524625
>>40520569
Trying to sound like english people sounds http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qKiqF7rURk
>>40523775
I laughed m8.
>>40525043
Eh, you sound better than me.
>>40525043
kek
>>40523775
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yvzY4Kv6dc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s018klZeqq8f
fucking australian cunts fuck off
>>40525136
This is my real english http://vocaroo.com/i/s048mWJTbVtw
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13ZIfIPtM62
Mien.
>>40525286
lol
>>40525401
pretty understandable m8
>>40525043
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UZKupTfpZF
>>40525401
You sound more natural saying 'mate' than any American.
>>40525286
Kek
But you guys are shitcunts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kg5c8Ox1X5
>>40525473
OSTIAS JAJAJAJAJ
>>40524874
I got your back. Fuck the southerners, they know not the cold.
>>40525043
>ahr ihrelevahnt shi-h conts
nice
>>40525480
I don't really have a Norwegian accent when talking English though.
I can try to fake one though if you want to hear what it sounds like when normal Norwegians speak English.
>>40525404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04IWMDV1jiA
fucking goof
>>40525512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ilbQV85JIz
fucking paki cunt
>>40525286
>talking shit aboot canada like they know what they're talkin abut
such a qt
>>40525643
You certainly have an accent, a pleasing one at that.
>>40525512
You sound like a flamboyant transsexual.
Don't bully my german m8 my english is totally shit http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X2uyQa9BOq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RPqxJqgtyf
Spanish is my primary language.
>>40525512
M E C C A
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>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m5GGrF6gzQ
>>40525700
>You certainly have an accent
Idd, but Norwegian accents when talking English are usually way more pitched.
Example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcmAUwPA-5o
>>40521839
>>40522123
Alright I'll be serious this time:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0c4AhefgF4K
what do you think about my english you cucks?
>>40525819
Yeah it's not remotely hard to understand you or anything. You just have a detectable accent that would make people want to fuck.
>>40525873
get out with that disgusting mongrel language
>>40525891
>You just have a detectable accent that would make people want to fuck.
lel
>>40521288
Bost ur face, I'm curious what you look like.
Sound American.
>>40521490
KIELCE
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>>40525819
That's a great accent. It's like a swedes accent when not trying but better
>>40526031
I think it sounds retarded the average Norwegian guy or gal speaks English, but I'm biased in that way.
>>40525810
>birds chirping in the background
why did that make me smile
>>40526240
I think it is a water tap closing.
Recorded the begining of the wikipedia article of Australia : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KdLb9eKwPX
>>40526240
>>40526283
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10OLis6tOPE
>>40526117
So many swedes are insecure about their accent so they try very hard to sounds like the most stuck up british cunt you can imagine or a trashy tv-american and it's cringe worthy.
I've had like a counter reaction to that so I try to speak naturally.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FLYhB2CBmI
>>40526384
I heard one of them say "australians are irrelevant shitcunts"
>>40525286
you sound qt~~
>>40526322
>No "baguettes, croissants, I surrender, honhonhonhon oui oui"
America lied to me again
>>40526384
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pF5nLZhk7x
>>40525760
>Spanish is my primary language.
*sigh*
I'm becoming more and more acquainted with this sentence.
>>40526396
>So many swedes are insecure about their accent so they try very hard to sounds like the most stuck up british cunt you can imagine or a trashy tv-american and it's cringe worthy.
I can see the cringe factor in that. I just try to speak plain English, and avoid saying shit that I know are regional to some part of the Anglo world.
>>40526554
ayy lmao
My english... http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lNNaOGzavW
>>40525873
Read a passage from the Quran, pls.
Then end it with an allahu akbar.
pls.
>>40526554
Are you sitting outside or something
>>40526552
Sorry to disapoint you mate
>>40526636
Here in Morocco we speak this dialect arabic: >>40525873 but the Quran we read it in the original clean arabic, so it kinda is useless.
>>40523503
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BmUd8yXMNq
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b4Wqy0NyX5
tell me i sound american
i dare you
>>40526830
Doesn't matter, just record it.
>>40526928
you sound american
>all these europoors that got cucked into having generic american accents instead of cool country specific accents
I feel bad for you guys
>>40526928
That fucking background noise, god damn. You sound like you're hurtling to the ground after a Russian Buk took your plane the fuck out.
>>40527076
My accent is specific, you fuck boy.
>>40527076
Americans have regional accents, m8. Most people here are using an eastern one.
>>40525654
Here you go mate
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JMpeS5sEix
>>40527076
>>40527066
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uidfBntoKQ
seethes
>>40527108
yeah i don't know it just does that with vocaroo nothing else
>>40527118
thanks
>>40527076
Guess what nigger, America and Canada got cucked into speaking British.
>>40526659
no I'm a bird
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cDowTJek0h
here you go
>>40526322
Rate plz
>>40527346
Post crow's feet.
>>40527332
im not psting my benis no
its a blue board after all
>>40527171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JMpeS5sEix
>>40527416
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KdLb9eKwPX
Not bad lad, need to work on where you emphasise words.
Tazmania was mispronounced and a couple of others, but nice and clear.
8/10
>>40527429
I'm a fiskmås not crow
pls be gentile
>>40527537
>>40527061
Okay, here you go:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfSte8erYE
>>40527596
Kek, be happy. Most of your countrymen really struggle.. REALLY struggle.
>>40522173
You're speaking with an American accent, though.
Slavfag here myself.
>>40527571
>fiskmås
Why not a booby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-QbmkGySgU
>>40527171
>>40527483
Meant to link http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z1cN9ntjrc
>>40520569
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1htNgCpUz0A
>>40527492
whatre you expecting honestly
>>40527721
That sounds like Kabouter Wesley
>>40527640
Fucking thanks, m8.
This could come in hand later on.
>>40527702
>Why not a booby?
I don't chose what I am :^)
>>40527766
You to say no. But it was worth a shot. Thanks anyways.
>>40527797
You're welcome ameribro!
>>40527848
why are you so deperate to see his specifically? Kek
>>40525654
Actually hear this one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tO5LLf6wGR
>>40527918
He wants to compare his little dingys size.
>>40527995
here: http://a.pomf.se/ivomaf.png
>>40527995
wow now i dont even feel special any more thanks asshole
Probably tried too hard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F7MfkWgkJA
>>40526570
>I'm becoming more and more acquainted with this sentence.
Good. Half of the US was owned by Mexico and it should have stayed that way.
>"remmber dur allahmo!"
>>40527924
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tO5LLf6wGR
What a strange accent you have.
>>40528063
Aww diddums.
