Bar Refaeli Edition V16
Invited: Cool, nice, fun people
Uninvited: The rest
Is Arab/Muslim hating a common thing? or is it just exclusive to the religious/patriotic zealots? Does the average person just want peace and a normal life?
>>40113520
We do hate Muslim terrorists, but it's mostly because of the Palestinian ones.
We do want peace but in the recent years we've become less naive about the future with the Palestinians.
>P.s. Israel already has peace treaties with both Jordan and Egypt.
>bar refaeli
>natalie portman
>tfw you'll never be israeli
>>40112795
How does it feel to know your country won't survive this century?
>>40113690
>natalie portman
Neta-Lee Hershlag was born in Jerusalem at the same day my big brother was.
אהלן וסהלן
>>40113794
Are you sure? :^)
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six-Day_War
>>40113828
Shalom shalom. How was your holiday?
are jews white?
>>40113814
>tfw israeli masterrace replies to me
why do y'all hate white people? why can't you just let the past go?
>>40113877
Be interesting to see how long you survive once America stops protecting you. Maybe I'll place a bet.
Does this triggers you ?
>>40113991
>are jews white?
Jews come in every color, tho most of us are white. >Pic related, sisters
>>40114038
>tfw israeli masterrace replies to me
What's up Ronaldo?
>>40114063
>why do y'all hate white people? why can't you just let the past go?
We do dislike the stupid ones.
>>40114072
>Be interesting to see how long you survive once America stops protecting you.
That war was way before the USA has supported Israel. :^)
>>40114131
>Does this triggers you ?
Oy vey.
>>40113925
חביב, יש לי מלא עבודה לעשות עד ליום שני ולכן אני מתבאס קצת.
>>40113814
i always laugh at that webm
qt though
>>40114305
>work
Work work or studies?
>>40114354
>natalie portman
She has a French husband now, if I've heard right, which is converting to Judaism for her.
>Pic semi related, Miss Israel 2007.
>>40114512
לימודים אלא מה
Sup Israel? I like you guys. You have a right to defend yourselves agains angru brown people, fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
Also, thanks for selling our intelligence agencies a shit-ton of equipment. That may or may not lead to the government's downfall. If it does, l'll be forever thankful and suck my fair share of Zionist cock when the time comes.
KEEP
CALM
AND
SUPPORT
ISRAEL
>>40114541
>studies
Something fun? I like the puppies tho.
>>40114636
>oc
Shut it down? :^)
>>40114662
>Sup Israel? I like you guys.
We like you too, yellow Japan.
>>40114808
10/10
>>40114636
6/10
צריך לעבוד על זה בפוטושופ לא בצייר, לצבוע אותו כראוי ותאמת הוא לא לבוש כמו יהודי או יהיה לבוש בגופיה של דושבגים עם שרשרת מגן דויד
>>40114903
לא.
מדמח
>mfw playing Civ 5 on a modded map playing as ancient King David
>mfw conquering Saladin and Hannibal
>>40114980
>eu III
>can't play jew to btfo mudlsimes
>>40114512
That nose tho. :^)
>>40115045
You can on EUIV with El Dorado expansion, it lets you create your own nation.
>>40114911
>drawing
He almost got me right. >Pic might be related. :^)
>>40114957
>computer science
What's the difference between that and software engineering?
>>40114980
>mfw playing Civ 5 on a modded map playing as ancient King David
>mfw conquering Saladin and Hannibal
Good job.
>>40115069
>liran kohener
Nah, she has a cute one.
>>40115144
couldn't find some torrent yesterday, site was blocked or something
>>40114957
צודק אני יעבוד על זה
צריך גם לעשות פתק עם מספר האנשים בעולם שהוא לא קרה להם פרוסקי אחמד
>>40115239
אופס התכוונתי לענות ל
>>40114911
also >911
>>40115217
היחצן כולנו יודעים שאתה3/10 במקרה הטוב
>natalie portman
>emmy rossum
>alison brie
>bar paly
>bar refaeli
>scarlett johansson
>dianna agron
>mila kunis
when did you realized that there's nothing better than a jewish woman?
>>40115217
>software engineering
code monkey
>computer science
Everything from electronics to software engineering.
Computer science is no more about computers than what chemistry is about test tubes. Think about it.
>>40112795
pan-semitism when?
>tfw you'll never fight off infidel goyim with shlomo
>>40113991
Rare flag
>>40115217
סוודר נחמד
האם אתה בכלל מרים?
>>40115858
it's an australia tricking you, don't let this happen
>>40115217
יש לי הרגשה שזה לא אתה, היחצן.
החשדות שלי שאתה סתם טרול שמן ומכוער שמסתגר בבית עולים מרגע לרגע.
>>40116050
אם הוא לא עונה כנראה שזה כן הוא והוא קיבל התקף חרדה שמצאת אותו
>>40116345
הבן אדם שהוא הביא הוא נורמיייייייייייי ריייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייייי
לא נראה לי שהוא גולש בפורום סריגת סוודרים תאילנדי ומפרסם את אוסף תמונות הבחורות מהאינסטוש בפורום ההוא.
בניגוד לחברינו היחצן פה.
>>40116050
>יחצן
>ןצחי
>צחי פקיאל
>>40112795
I'm so sick of this Refaeli meme. She's really not all that but everyone is literally drooling at her feet. I've seen prettier girls today just by walking down the street.
Fair play she had done well for herself, but pls can we move on as a culture.
>>40117156
>I've seen prettier girls today just by walking down the street.
whos prettier than refaeli?
>>40117432
Jidf pls go
>>40117432
Spamming Refaeli pics is worst hasbara ever.
>>40117432
Generic snownigger
>>40117559
You're right.
How long until france is cleared from the jew presence ? :(
>>40117828
allahu akhbar shariah pour la france!!!
>>40117828
I don't care. Just don't send them here. I fucking hate French Jewish.
French in general aren't that great either.
>>40112795
Are Israelis the only players in God's great game while us goyim are mere npc's? Seeing as you always succeed in everything
>>40117896
yup, french jews inherited the worst traits from the french and from us. they're an unholy combination, send them back to hell where they belong.
>>40117938
>Are Israelis the only players in God's great game while us goyim are mere npc's? Seeing as you always succeed in everything
Pretty much yes.
>>40117987
>that pic
ayyy lmao
>>40117842
clam down my circumcised brother
>>40117896
ayy do israeli really hate french jews ?
>>40118119
Yes they are utter garbage. I thank god that the French family in my neighbourhood finally moved out and took their shitty fucking children with them.
French Jewish are Loud, Stupid, Obnoxious, Shameless, Thieves. They are fucking everywhere like a plague and they don't even bother to learn Hebrew. They are absolutely disgusting.
Last week the French family in my neighbourhood moved out - best news I've had in weeks. They abandoned their cat in the house of course. Fucking animal filth.
>>40118119
>ayy do israeli really hate french jews ?
No, only Proxy Achmed hates them here because, well, they're Jews.
>>40117724
she looks somewhat like my little sister, except my sister is more tanned
>>40118334
They're all Moroccan garbage really. We should build a wall around Netanya and burn it to the fucking ground.
>>40118357
>she looks somewhat like my little sister
Pics or it didn't happen.
>>40117828
Soon inshallah
>>40117042
תגובה מועטת בערכה
>>40117042
והוא גם מגן על צרפתים ומרוקאים אז יש לי הרגשה שזה באמת יחצן.
>>40112795
When will you elect her as your PM?
>>40117938
your fault for not selecting the best class when starting the game
>>40118887
Never because she didn't server in the army
Reboot of Israel-Iran pipeline project when?
>>40119084
Never, Ayatollah doesn't like you.
>>40119264
Ah well. I'm hoping one day you'll have a more secular regime.
Though I say the same about us and it's just getting worse.
>>40118887
Soon.
>>40116345
>>40116666
אני מניח שזה לא הוא והוא סתם פרסם תמונה של מישהו נורמלי. בטח הוא המודל לחיקוי של היחצן, אני מניח שהוא עובר לו על הפייסבוק 3-4 פעמים ביום וחושב על החיים שיכלו להיות לו.
What do the Israelis believe will happen in the Middle East around the the near future?
>>40120047
חדש ל/ישר/, מישהו יכול להסביר לי את המים על היחצן?
>>40120190
Same old shit. We're sitting around sponging up whatever we like to the disgust of the nations. The neighbours continue to split into their natural tribes.
>>40119026
I was auto-assigned
>>40120206
הוא התחיל לפרסם בחופש הגדול של שנה שעברה שזה בערך מתי ש/ישר/ היה בשיאו.
מעבר לפרסומים שלו פה הוא היה פותח הרבה מאוד ת'רדים של "תשאלו אותי על ישראל" וכדומה. כל פוסט שלו היה מלווה בתמונות של בחורות ישראליות וכמה שיותר שבחים על המדינה. עד פה בסדר אבל הוא מחזיק בדעות שחלק מהאנשים (גם בת'רדים אחרים וגם ב/ישר/ עצמו) בחרו לחלוק עליהם. כל מי שניסה להתווכח עם היחצן ישר הושמץ על ידו בכינויים כמו "פרוקסי אחמד" או "אויש בתולצ'יק" שזה איזה ביטוי שמישהו פעם השתמש בו והיחצן תפס. היחצן עבר מלפרסם דברים בעד ישראל ללהשמיץ את פרוקסי אחמד ואויש בתולציק, כשהוא מתייחס אליהם כאילו זה בן אחד אבל בתכלס זה היו כמה וכמה פוסטרים שניסו להתווכח איתו.
הוא סיפר על החיים הפרטיים שלו שהוא שרירי וחטוב ומזרחי, ושהוא מיחצן מסיבות לסטודנטים וכל היום עסוק בלזיין ולהיות נורמלי.
Netanyahu: “Once we squeeze all we can out of the United States, it can dry up and blow away”
Is this a true quote?
>>40120600
Yes, he said that when /pol/ questioned him.
>>40120412
משעשע, תודה
>Tfw you will never fug a 18-19 year old Bar Refaeli.
Someone hold me please whilst I rock forwards and backwards in fetal position.
>>40120600
Even if he did, so what? Every western world leader thinks the same way.
>>40120877
>so what?
You'd be betraying your biggest ally. Australia on the other hand is loyal.
>>40120412
כל /ישר/ יודעים שפרוקסי אחמד זה אויש בתולצ'יק והוא תמיד חופר כשהוא רואה מישהו מפרסם תמונות של בנות, בין אם זה יחצן או לא.
אם תרצה לראות פוסטים שלו תחפש ב /mena/
>>40120868
>Tfw you will never fug a 18-19 year old Bar Refaeli.
iktf
What do Israelis think of this country
>>40121683
What do Americans think of Switzerland?
>>40113690
Please, like we have any chance with them either
Ashkenazim are all Christianized jews with no understanding of Judaism.
Proof me wrong.
>>40121683
Our mountainous brothers
>>40122305
There are 2 Ashkenazi religious parties in Israel, United Torah Judaism and The Jewish Home.
There is only 1 Sephardic religious party in Israel, Shas.
>>40122484
>There are 2 Ashkenazi religious parties in Israel, United Torah Judaism and The Jewish Home.
Just goes to show how confused ashkenazi are.
>>40112795
Hello Israeli friend
>>40122624
What's up Rakitic?
>>40112795
how does it feel being resented by much of the world despite being right just because you fought back
>>40122658
nothing been drinkin some wine and it was boring so decided to finish night earlier
last summer i met two israeli girls and showed them city and they invited me and my friend to Tel Aviv, is it any good
>>40122722
:^)
>>40122919
Yeah, it's the best city for young tourists. Parties, beaches, girls.
>Pic related
>>40123058
dude these girls look evil
>>40123116
>implying Tel Avivi girls aren't all evil
>>40113814
So, your brother is natalie portman actually? congrats schlomo
>>40123058
yeah they were here in split on some ultra europe festival shit. does tel aviv have any jazz clubs and any bar/pub that plays good old rock music i.e zappa
i collected about 2000€ this year while studying and working as student is that enough for week there
>>40123058
>>40123116
SHUT IT DOWN THE NON GOYS KNOW
>>40120868
>you will never get drunk in rafaeli's bar
why live
I like the Jew girls. Especially the brown Jew girls.
>>40123227
Yeah, Tel Aviv has many calm rock pubs filled with hipsters. You'd love it.
>>40123406
wut you have hipsters there too
man since when is listening to mothers of invention considerd as hipster
>>40117773
Who's that money qt ?
כל החברים במועדון
אני בבית
אלו אינם חיים
>>40123275
>you will never get drunk in rafaeli's bar
iktf too
>>40123183
well all jewish girls are evil, though i would totally marry one(specially pic related).
10/10 would bring her סְפָרַד roots
>>40123694
What about Emilia Attias?
That Jewgentian has family in Israel.
>>40123629
למה לא יצאת איתם?
>>40123877
התחייבתי לחברים אחרים שבסוף בוטל
אבל עם הגשם הנוכחי הבית הוא המקבל ביותר :3
>>40123840
>That Jewgentian has family in Israel.
yep, like 99,9% of argentine jews in here, she's qt, but i think she's a bit crazy in the bad sense.
>>40112795
How do I jewish grills?
Merchant bros, how long would a trip from Beer Sheva to Haifa take using only public transport?
>>40124099
She was hot as fuck when she was younger. We used to watch her on Rebelde Way.
>>40124140
You should get them if you're fun, confident and handsome.
>>40124308
My own car? 3 hours.
Buses? 4 hours.
Train? 1 hour.
>>40124424
>if you're fun, confident and handsome.
:_;
I'm probably of Sephardim Jewish ancestry. Would that increase my chances? Even slighly? I want to מחזה גס like a normie too
>>40124424
>Train? 1 hour
Wait what?! That's about how long the train ride takes for me to get to my universety.
How small is your country?
>>40124424
Yep i know Adrian Suar( real name Schwartz one of your fellows) exports every single shitty teenager telenovela his channel makes to israel. I still don't get how he made so much money with that, they were really crappy.
>>40124614
Israel is smaller than the Netherlands.
>>40124713
Pretty teenagers like Luisana Lopilato back then.
>>40124606
That's better than nothing, but not enough.
>Be sandnigger
>Hate Israël with passion
>Seriously fuck Israël
>Browse pol one day
>See greentext story about how he met a qt jewess
>Love at first sight
>They got married
>Noticed i have this inexplainable deeply rooted thing for some jewish actresses, can't explain it
>It's more than attraction, can't quite put my finger on it
>Not just in the "oh she's hot" way
>Scared shitless i might fall in love with a jew girl
pls no
>>40124606
> I want to מחזה גס
>>40124969
>jewish actresses
Not your fault, they are literally everywhere.
>>40124969
kill yourself you're pathetic
don't worry you'll never got a gf, let alone a jew one
>>40125087
stop kabbalah magic pls
>>40125099
Ah ta gueule gro'
>>40125159
>>40125099
Who are the current top 5 actresses in France?
>>40125359
Eva Green but i don't know if she counts
Marion Cotillard
Laetitia Casta
Tbh i don't know much French actresses
>>40125449
>Eva Green but i don't know if she counts
Why wouldn't she be counted?
What about Nora Arnezeder and Melanie Laurent?
>>40113877
You probably will not be able to maintain your Jewish majority without eventually genocide the growing Arab population or committing other blatant human right violations to curb Arab population growth, leading other countries to turn against you.
>>40125588
Yeah they're hot but like i told you, i don't know many french actresses
also
>having a convesation with an Israëli
i've fallen
>>40125801
>having a convesation with an Israëli
>i've fallen
and you've also just called all the Jewish-French actresses hot (nora arnezeder,melanie laurent,eva green)
sharia law would be ashamed of you.
>>40124861
Is that the same girl?
>>40125931
kek
but srsly get out of palestine pls
>>40125931
Shabbat shalom bro, french ashkenazi-sepharadim jew here, it's shabbes, you shouldn't be on the internet ! :^)
tomorrow will be the mimouna ! will be drinking whiskey with my buddies all night,
hope Israel is fine, I've never been there and I don't feel like it's my country as I am French and more Maroc-related, but one day I hope i'll come and pray at the Kotel !
Hi Israel. I need your help. Is there a phrase that sounds (something) like "nimenassa, nimenassa"?
>>40126492
It's both a Shabbas and the second holiday of Passover so it's a double sin. :^)
Anyway you should visit Israel and have some Moufleta, the Moroccan Jews are one of the largest ethnicities here.
>>40126509
Doesn't sound familiar.
>>40126509
You can hear it here at 0:09
Natalie Portman speaking Hebrew: https://youtu.be/n-PDArBZrz8
>>40113794
Speak for yourself, John.
>mfw when I've cum inside more israelis than most israeli posters on /int/
>>40126774
>Natalie Portman speaking Hebrew: https://youtu.be/n-PDArBZrz8
"Ani menasa, Ani menasa." (I'm trying, I'm trying)
1:22 is funnier Portman says in Hebrew about her buzz cut: "I always think that people might find me scary like I'm an exploding terrorist or something"
>>40126958
pics or it didn't happen
>>40114911
Be'im mah atem yoellim l'ktav al machshavim bktubiyot Ivritot?
>>40126756
Yah, but i'm tired of maroccan jews, even if my father is Moroccan, I still feel ashkenazi cause i don't look sepharadim at all.
Do the maroccan jews in Isreal act as if they were Loubavitch ? Here it's very mainstream.
the more religious ppl are all Moroccans, they all whorship the rebbe and follow his path a lot, but damn ! THAT IS NOT Sephardic culture !
How's the liberal/reform/masorti judaism going in Israel ?
Here in France: it's a very big sin. But I feel close to these movements as I'm not an orthodox jew (supposed to be but it's too strict 4 me).
>>40127109
eh, I don't have any pics of it happening and I'm too polite to post her face on 4chan
but she was an engineering student from beersheva travelling around europe
>tfw talking to an Israeli slut
why are kikes so fucking subhuman? If you don't do your military shit they throw you in jail? Jesus fuck, why do you "people" even live there?
>>40118119
This is getting complicated fast, isn't it.
>>40127158
We care less about Judaism in Israel because the culture is everywhere so that's the main reason why everyone tend to be more secular once they're in Israel.
>>40127194
I fucked Kiwi camgirl MissAlice94 once when I traveled to China.
>>40127204
>If you don't do your military shit they throw you in jail?
Yeah, but it's just military jail with the rest of the edgy kids who didn't want to enlist. Israel's existence depends on its strong military.
>>40127194
was she a good fuck?
do you have a foreskin? did she mind?
>>40127523
I am circumcised actually
she wasn't a great fuck, nice body though
>>40121930
I see people from outside post opinion stuff about how to dispose historically with Switzerland, and sometime I reply on their behalf that it is up to the Swiss only.
Got a Swiss up in the family tree and I wonder whether that is relevant to my being interested or whether I have impartial principles.
>>40127590
that's nice man... you aren't like, black or arab or anything, right?
>>40127073
"רוצה לפצוץ"
אוקי 3:
>>40127636
stop forcing people into your interracial fantasies
shalom lads
how is life ?
>>40127636
muh racism
srsly tho.
we keep THOSE people across the fence in the ghetto heheheh
They sometimes try to resist.. but they are crushed.
>>40127691
other way around, making sure israeli women only fuck tall aryan men
>>40127073
Thanks man. I like how Hebrew sounds..
>>40127492
>don't want to be in the military
>edgy
barbaric
>>40127729
pick it up then
it'll open a qt portal
>>40127636
nah I'm white
>>40127825
Phew. come again! [hue hue]
>>40127744
when your entire country's existence hinges on it it's not an option
Sup guys?
>>40127700
quite good lad even tho those bloody /pol/ wankers are trying to interrupt
>>40127932
yeah sure Israel's existence "hinges on" some teen girls serving in the military and not America's annual 6 gorillion dollars and eternal protection.
>>40127995
All good, Germoney. How about you?
>>40127932
most mandatory service personal in the millitary today are useless and even more than that - a liability
our country can't afford economical to have a professional millitary so it still goes by the mandatory service model to potray it as if it isn't jewing on us
>>40128029
The American aid is barely 5% of Israel's annual GDP.
It's nice like a holiday bonus from your boss, but it's not an eternal protection.
Israel relays on its own strength, troops and even female troops.
>>40128062
Nah, just goyiming...
>>40128158
the eternal protection part is obviously not only the gorillions in aid, but the military intelligence and if shit hits the fan more than that. Believe me, if America stopped helping Israel whatsoever your country wouldn't make it past the decade.
Anway, America will have Israel's back, but it's still obvious that Israel is doomed. Oh well, another one of our projects gone wrong :^)
>>40128302
>>40128029
Britain speaks the truth. If we fucked off you guys would have Arab dick so far up your ass they would cum directly out of your mouth.
>>40128302
>>40128396
Israel didn't have any American support in its early years nor in its first military victories.
See this:
>>40113877
>>40128302
Israel is a British/Illuminati plan to destabilise the Middle East in order to eventually unite it with the rest of the world.
>>40128463
I really, really hope you don't genuinely believe that.
>>40128533
>believe
It's not a religion, it's just the very recent history.
You can learn more about it at www.Wikipedia.org :^)
>>40128488
Nah, it was just Britain thinking about its short-term self-interest. I don't even mind it, at least we got rid of the Jew problem. I'm not anti-Semitic tbh, but Jews are just not a pleasant people to house in your country.
>>40128463
>preemptive strike
>war ends in six days
Great military victory you won there Israel. Here in America we don't even call those wars :^)
You seriously can't believe that Israel could survive as a state without international (mainly the United States) support.
>>40128631
well I was kinda joking but yours makes even less sense because there is still lots of Jews in Britain
>>40128763
less than 300k is not that much. most of them the dumb kind, not the kind that we destabilize a country
>>40128704
>be nasser
>be warned that kicking out UN pisskeepers and moving into sinai will mean a declaration of war on us
>do it anyways
>cry "zionist aggression" ever since
>be american
>think you gave us anything before yom kippur
>>40128822
There were 3 Jewish Prime Ministers (including the current one) in the famous British colony of New Zealand.
>>40128913
10/10
captcha: kykes
>>40130387
kickass? :^)
>>40126058
>muh falastin
nigga you don't need to pretend to care so hard while posting especially since you are most likely maghrebi
>>40131486
This guy gets it.
>>40128158
>2.5B USD
>5% of Israeli GDP
>>40131738
Correct
That's less then 1% of their GDP
>>40121683
almost every piece of negative stereotype is real about the Swiss.
>Bankers
>Run mega-corporations in food and pharma
>profit by staying on the sides, letting others fight for them
>>40131738
>Israel's annual GDP : 291.36B USD
>USA annual aid to Israel: 2.5B USD
That's barely 1%.
>>40123406
Which beer hipsters drink more? Murricuh has Pabst Blue Ribbon.
>>40115545
>mila kunis
kek
>>40135276
>>40135276
..
plz give me citizenship ;_;
