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So an Alien was just born in AmericaThoughts?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gn


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So an Alien was just born in America

Thoughts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gnXUgblfxs


I just wanna say I'm not surprised this happened in the south
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>let's laugh at genetic conditions
What's up, edgemaster?
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>inb4 doctor gives her a jewish nose
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I feel bad for it.
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He is so unironically cute.
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>>39790444
Eli is a boys name
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>>39790361
>I just wanna say I'm not surprised this happened in the south
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>>39790485
this tbh
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>>39790361
>eli "ayy lmao" mcglathery
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>>39790361
Is he gonna study martial arts and get killed in every series?
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>>39790361
What a mouthbreather.
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>>39790361
Pepe?
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>>39790361
>being born without a nose

Bretty shitty, could be worse I guess, is that all that's wrong?
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>>39790361
Not funny. I'm high level edgemaster, troller and shitposter, but anything related to children is just wrong.
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>>39790589
No sense of smell, and the added loss in sense of taste... Pretty shitty indeed, not even getting into the social consequences.
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>>39790361
one plastic surgery and is ok

the obesity in the future, in the other hand...
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>>39790361
Is this the strongest human in the world?
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Guys, i think we found the proof of lizard people.
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>>39790493
Then they have the "material" for the nose already

:^)
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>>39790361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdDD9ViRZz4

There is an enclave of them in central Asia.
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>>39790361
Thoughts? Well the pretty fucked up part is that he will try to kill Harry again :(
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He looks like one of my chinese comic characters.
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>>39790624
maybe is external, perhaps the sense of smell is intact inside
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>>39790361
ayy
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>>39790485
The angle in 0:44 in the video just made my eyes wet ;__;
so adorable little baby!
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at least he will be able to decide what kind of nose he wants.
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>McGlathery
>Thompson

Anglos
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PumOis7Ssak
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Why are you guys making fun of it?
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>>39790361
Holy shit, does the US invented our 3D Anime character?
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>>39791188
Welcome to edge central
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>>39790361
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>39791188
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>>39790731
I still haven't finished reading Worst, I probably should.
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>>39791188
Who's making fun of an alien?
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ayy lmao
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Ayyyliums? Here's another from the states.
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I expected more "ayy lmao" when I opened this thread. Maybe that meme is finally dead.
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>>39790361
Medicare covers the operation?
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>>39790723
this
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>>39790564
10/10 comment tbh
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>>39791540
that's the nihilanth
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>>39791335
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>>39791540
Sick moves.
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>>39791269
Anything is the Suzuran universe is great, try out QP by the same author.
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>>39791558
And maybe it should stay thay way, so, you know...
SHUT THE FUCK UP MONGOL
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>>39790361
ayy lmao
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Doesn't look that bad, to be honest.
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>>39790660
The problem is, you would have to wait until he's an adult for surgery, because before that you'd need to replace the nose with a larger one every so often.

It's true that he looks strangely cute, though.
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>>39790361
He is the Anti-Hebrew
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>>39790723
damn it you stole my joke
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>>39790361
Does it work?
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>>39791730
What if Hitler got reincarnated?
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>>39791540
i feel so bad for the kid, looks like a poorly-created cgi model. that'd be super cute if she had a normal face.
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>>39791660
So when will that meme die?
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>>39790361
ayy lmao
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>>39791802
Never
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>>39790723
ayy lmao
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Imagine suffering through education, work and relationships so you can do the one thing you're meant to do which is to produce a couple of future taxpayers, only to give birth to a retarded alien kid that you must take care of, or renounce and have SJW and lawyers at your throat.

Ask your father how that feels.
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>>39790361
HE IS REAL
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>>39790361
Voldemort?
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>>39791932
Can't really expect an answer from an urn
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Lil nigga can't eat because babies need to drink milk and breathe through their noses at the same time during the first 6 months of their lives

He's got a bitty feeding tube in his tum

Sad
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>>39791730
Anti-semite?
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>>39791932
>Ask your father how that feels

a-anon...
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>>39792034
shit i didn't even realise that
fuck
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>>39792034
They had that hollow pacifier so he could breathe and suck. Poor kid.
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>>39791932
>Ask your father how that feels

all the fathers of 4channers must have the same feeling
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>Not getting him plastic surgery to at least give him naval cavities to function.
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>>39790361
>Just

This story has been around for ages
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>>39792243
They probably will. But they're from Alabama.
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>>39792243
He's probably too little for such surgeries. Maybe when he's older. If he's missing everything for a nose it would be a complicated surgery.
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We don't need noses tbh
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ayy lmao
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>>39792322
And what reasoning have you thought of for that?
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Looks like something that can easily be fixed with plastic surgery.
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>>39792370
He just nose it.
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>>39792419
>Easily

You wish. The most plastic surgery could do is stab small holes into his face so he can breath.

Nose is just cartilage, and since he's a baby, he's still forming.
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>>39792458
Lel
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>>39792458
keel u r selfe
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>>39790361
THE DARK LORD HAVE ARISEN
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>>39792567
That's snout funny.
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Ayy lmao.
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>no nose

just like my japanese animes!
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>>39790361
ayy lmao
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>>39790732
They said he had no sinus cavity.
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>>39793741
ayy lmao
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It looks sooooo adorable :3
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He's quite cute without the nose actually. It won't be the same when he grows up, however.
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>>39798544
anglo_saxon_superiority.jpg
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>>39790361
evolution
dog bless
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>>39790680
KEK
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>>39790361
He'll be the world strongest man.
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>>39790361
WHO! THE! FUCK! Laughs at handicapped kids?
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>>39790361
This is pretty sad tbh
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>>39798544
pretty cruel tbh
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>>39790564
roflmao kekarooni
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I wonder if he has to cough up all the phlegm that would have come from his nose
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>>39799229
That would suck. If he was born with sinuses then getting it out would be quite a task considering the vacuum present.
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Ayy lmao
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>>39790624
There are plenty of benefits as well in not having a sense a smell.
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>>39790361

>White Trash

Probably as a result of incest
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>>39793741
ayy lmao
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