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Evening fags, i know you've been all waiting for me, here I am, OP shall delivar a nice game of autism.
Read the rules before joining so you wouldn't ask stupid questions later.
>Nation or Signature
>Color
>Starting location
Slots will be limited to 10!
>>39744468
>Greater Russia
>falklands
>red
>The official government of the USA
>blue
>eastern states
>Ottoman colony
>green
>carribeans
>>39744573
Just realized I might not be here for a bit. I'd like to preroll for as many mupdates as I can by expanding.
>>39744468
>Eskimo Empire
>Most northeastern province
>Teal
>>39744795
Sorry, but I don't allow that in my games. I could count you this roll for first mupdate but that is it.
>>39744468
>New Prussia
>Minnesota
>Purple
>>39744771
If you stay out of Canada, do you want a NAP?
>>39744820
Eskimo Empire#password
Make a tripcode please.
>>39745008
Sure.
>>39744468
>The South
>Maroon
>Florida
>Cyan
>Nicaragua
>Federación de Centro America
We need some South American players
>>39744468
Commiefornia
Pink
California.
>>39745155
Sweet, dubs.
>>39744468
>New Asspain
>south mejico
>brown
>>39744468
Bottom Argentina
Any color
Yes, we need south americans, do you united statians not know geography? :DD
>>39745130
another color please
>>39744468
Any color
Allahustan
Brazil
>>39745269
Question- when you nuke something does it make it impossible to get the area bonus since some of the territories can't be owned?
>>39745269
Fine, give me any color available
>>39745155
>>39745255
Why are you making this hard? Is it so difficult to look at the map and see the colors? Are you color blind?
>>39745392
Why no put in good, rule abiding risk players such as myself :^)
>>39745438
Your muslim, you don't abide by laws
>>39745463
Shots fired
>>39745392
What? I meant this color, it's purple-pink.
Can we start?
>>39745501
It's clearly purple and It's taken.
So is anyone else here autistic as me
share the story of your nation
>nuclear war wipes everyone the fuck out
>world regresses a thousand years in technology
>feudal states system develops, most people live in tribes
>in the land that the USA once occupied, a group of people realized order needed to be restored in the world, and philosophy, education, infrastructure, etc, needed to return.
>other tribal peoples in the area read history, and were enlightened.
>all together, they formed the continuation government of the United States, and used the original constitution
>they realized it was their responsibility to bring civilization, democracy, and freedom to others; if necessary by force
>this philosophy is similar to that of Theodore Roosevelt, and so the title of President was changed to "TR" in his honor, the head of state is now the TR, hence my name
Mupdate 1
I expected this game to be full so that's why I'm limiting to 10 slots. Whoever didn't make it in, I'm sorry.
>>39745534
Fine whatever color is remaining then.
>>39745539
No, it's just you
>>39745539
Some dude in a desert found a Quran and was like "Interesting", he then made a nation based on it in the name of ALLAH. His name was Akbar I
>>39745617
Keep filling the Southern States.
>>39745617
Consume central states
>>39745617
Kill Greater Russia and fill the islands
>>39745617
expand in the name of the sultan
>>39745617
Move South in Central America
>>39745617
Fill brazil
>>39745617
Fill Western US states, then into Mexico if spillover.
>>39745678
>45678
spill to fill Argentina
I have 2 nukes now
>>39745617
Fill up Eastern Canada
>NAP:USA
>>39745617
fill eastern states
>>39745617
>Alaska
> the brave empire
>any color
>>39745739
Fug:DD
Well played Argie. Argentina can into white people.
The Eskimo Empire is a conglomeration of the Eskimo tribes of Northeastern Canada and Greenlnd that formed after the Nuclear Apocalypse.
>>39745739
Shall we have an alliance? I feel as if we could split South and North America. I'll just take Brazil and the countries north of it linking to the Caribbean, and you can take the other countries so you can travel through Central America.
TLDR? I'll take the eastern half of the Americas and you can take the western half.
>>39746027
sounds good, it's a deal
>>39746085
Allahu akbar my white friend!
Mupdate 2
Greater Russia is kill by Argie's amazing 5D straights.
>>39746201
Keep moving South
>>39746201
Fill Argentina, any spill into Uruguay
>>39746201
More south. If spill, into Mexico.
>>39746201
Fill Brazil
>Ally: Argentina
>>39746201
central murica, take it
>>39746201
Can I take greater Russia color
>>39746201
Fill eastern Canada
>NAP: USA
>>39746201
>>39746201
Fill Western US, and then expand to Alaska, then Mexico with spillover.
>>39746201
go south and attack The South
btw are you doing sequential rolls or not?
>>39746301
>Keep missing 00 by 1
FUCK
>>39746301
Stay out of Alaska or we are gonna have a problem
>>39746201
expand in the carribean
>>39746243
m8 you want an alliance? with the way things are growing the latin american can roll through ours without any problem, we need to band together against a common threat. you can have colombia if you want
>>39746397
forgot trip
>>39746305
I was about to offer you an alliance tbh. Fine then, though.
>>39746397
>>39746397
Just hold Mexico
>>39746201
Op can I take greater Russia color since he's dead I really want to play please
>the brave empire
> Alaska
>>39746476
you what?
>>39746243
You up for an alliance, boy?
>>39746561
Sure just let me have central and west America you can have south and northeast along with canada
>>39746519
He was talking about Central America as in Central US.
>>39744771
Ally Theodore?
The South and Central are allying.
>>39746639
You can have northeast to if you want mate. All I want is my golden circle.
Mupdate 3
>>39746305
I know that is faster, but I usually do that when there are more than 10 players. I think 15 min between mupdates is good enough, I don't need to do it faster, hope this answers your question.
>>39746484
Okay but just because he didn't roll and died immediately. You get 5T in Alaska and you may roll now.
>>39746305
Ally me instead.
>NAP: USA
>>39746769
Roll into Panama and Colombia. Counter if attacked
>>39746769
keep filling central murica
>>39746769
Head into southern Brazil and fill it, if spills fill mainland brazil
>>39746769
Fill Alaska and head to Canada
>>39746769
Attack the USA
>>39746769
finish carribeans and attack central america
>>39746769
OP you owe me 4 t's, I rolled 7 (9) + my bonus, Total is 10 you gave me 6
More Argentina, if spill into Uruguay
>>39746810
Ally ?
>>39746844
Good dubs.
>>39746769
Attack south
also yeah wasn't complaining about update times, just wondering because I'm usually late to respond
>>39746888
>888
Lmao, 25 t's and another nuke
>>39746888
treps
>>39746888
YOU ARE ON FIRE WITH THOSE ROLLS!
>>39746769
Western US, then into Central US.
>>39746769
Fill east Canada and spill into central.
>>39746899
Nope.
>>39746999
checked
>>39746999
Save my nuke for now.
>>39746999
Ally or NAP?
>>39746999
Commie I'll ally you if you stay out of Canada and Alaska.
>>39746927
Can you confirm our NAP? Since we made it before the game the OP didn't count it.
>>39746999
Those trips
>>39746888
I don't owe you anything. I didn't count your bonus because you didn't finish the region where Falkands are.
I filled 3T in that region so i could finish it and 6 in Argentina.
>>39747093
>>39747080
NAP with both of you until one of you is the victor, then I will ally.
>>39746927
Ally Theodore?
>>39747171
Yeah if it wasn't for those trips I'd feel like a retard, didn't check the bottom I saw it after rollin, sorry.
>>39747195
Max one ally and NAP. Like seriously, do people not read the rules?
>>39747280
No, they do not read the rules
>>39747280
Oh, sorry.
Then fine, I'll ally with whoever takes Canada.
>>39747093
ye we are NAP
>>39747402
m8 you want an alliance?
man i feel so lonely here in the carribeans with all the happenings in the us and latin america
Mupdate 4
Pretty high rolls this round..
Count your bonuses and add them next to your name e.g. Kaizen (+5)
Also when you roll please say exactly where you want to go and where to spill, so I wouldn't be in a situation where there are no neutral Ts left so I have to attack someone even if you didn't want it. Thanks.
>>39747687
Attack comiefornia in Idaho
>>39747687
Continue attacking the USA
>>39747687
Fill Uruguay, spill into Paraguay
>>39747687
kill central america
>>39747687
Fill Brazil, if spills go to Southern Brazil Territory
>>39747687
Counter attack the invaders
>>39747687
Fill Alaska and move south along western Canada
>>39747580
>1 alliance/NAP per player
I already have NAP with eskimos sorry m8
>>39747687
FIGHT BACK THE SOUTH
>>39747687
Keep filling the western Canada region.
>NAP: USA
>>39747716
Can I get an alliance I'm all alone...
>>39747687
Repulse Lyle's attack and counterattack him, also +2 T for holding Western States.
guys do you have a skype group or something to announce risks?
I'd love to join them, but Im always too late
>>39747889
+2 sorry, so I gain +5t from Lyle after our fighting.
Also Eskimo, I'll accept that alliance and King I'll NAP you. One alliance, one NAP.
>>39747857
Yes Nap tho already have alliance with the south
I think it is safe to say that Argentina has won the game already.
>>39747970
That's good enough thank you
>>39747940
I feel like that would be over complicated. And tiresome to whoever is OP,
Someone could just write a script to send some desktop notification for when there are risk threads detected, it would like auto update every 5 minutes or some shit
>all these nukes and no alliances
is this how being a leader in the cold war era feels like? fuck can someone ally me please
>>39748092
Come on man I just started let me defend myself
>>39748207
I'm giving you a NAP and Eskimo the alliance, meaning I'll let you and him fight it out up there while I focus down here.
>>39748150
You know I was going to until you attacked me...asshole
Mupdate 5
Well if you fags didn't all go to Northern America, Argentina wouldn't be this strong now.
>>39748272
oh shit im sorry i thought that lyle guy was the one incharge of central america
>>39748332
take central murica from commiefornia
>>39748332
Move to take southern Canada
>>39748332
attack the south some more!
>>39748332
Fill Brazil, spills to southern brazil
>>39748332
Take back lost territories
>>39748332
Wipe out Lyle in Central America.
>>39748332
Such is life, but the str8 and the trips would've given a huge advantage no matter what
Finish Uruguay, spill Paraguay, if more spill into Bolivia
>>39748332
Keep expanding across Canada.
Also, Argentina would still be OP even if people played in SA due to his godly rolls.
>Ally: commiefornia
>NAP: USA
>>39748332
Attack USA
>>39748400
Cunt. Prick. Shit. Fuck. Cock. Dick.
>>39748444
checked
>>39748444
Save another nuke but send my +27 territories total against Lyle's 6 t, so I get +19 territories on him.
>>39748332
kill central america
>>39748444
Maybe you should use the term Central US because otherwise, it causes confusion
>>39748537
Yeah, I meant Central USA.
Mupdate 6
The South has been kill.
>>39748920
Take the central murica for New Prussia!
>>39748920
Fill Brazil, spills to southern Brazil
>>39748920
Finish Paraguay, spill Chile
>>39748920
Keep hitting green
>>39748920
Attack Eskimo Empire
>>39748920
kill central america
also requesting a NAP with roosevelt
>>39748920
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQmO-WfEkk4
;_;7
>>39748570
You'll notice you have 2 texan territories in the south region, and you could also see how I might want those to get the south bonus.
There is no ceding allowed, so with your permission, after I finish the confederates, I will invade just those 2 territories of yours barring me from the bonus, next turn
>>39748920
fill the eastern states
>>39748991
rip in peice
>>39748984
holy fuck a 5-d palis
>>39749041
nice, I didn't notice it
>>39748920
Kill Kyle and take rest of cent USA, if spillover Mexico
>>39748920
Attack Alaska.
>>39748981
You only have +1 bonus.
Ally: Commiefornia
NAP: USA
>>39748981
Topkek mate. You got +1 bonus only.
Why are you always so inept in my games?
>>39748984
I think I misread the rules.
I already have a NAP with eskimos, but I think I am allowed both a NAP and an alliance.
If you don't have an ally yet we can be allies
>>39749106
No I have Alaska plus the western parts of Canada
>>39749027
Okay, that sounds fine, but you give me Central US states and Mexico, you can go through Carribean.
>>39749098
I gain +2 t of lyles in Central USA since we rolled the same number of ts.
>>39749169
LOL it's the entire region retard. Not to mention you are arguing with OP and OP is always right, faggot.
>>39749169
I think Western canada is that huge disputed territory king.
>>39749164
sure, we can be allies if i get to have mexico
>>39749212
Oh ok then
>>39749220
Also do you wanna break NAP with king since it is pretty clear he is gonna lose? With you help I could end the war faster. Also you could cede the territories to me since we are allies.
>>39749270
okey cool
Mupdate 7
Bowie has been wiped out as well...
One by one they go to Valhalla!
Sorry for slow updates, I'm multitasking.
>>39749220
There is a chance I might win please dot break NAP
>>39749437
alliance signed
>>39749440
finish central america and into mexico
>>39749440
Take Minnesota from Commiefornia
>>39749440
Continue to drive Canada away
>>39749440
Fill Brazil, spills to southern Brazil. If more spills haed into Surinam territory
>>39749440
Continue beating up on King.
>Ally: Commiefornia
>NAP: USA
>>39749491
A-at least I get Brazil :(
>>39749440
Bowie rolled a pali last turn, sure he's dead? dead
Fill Chile, if spill into Peru
>>39749440
Finish Lyle and take rest of central USA
Spillover into Mexico.
>>39749468
If we both use all of our nukes on Argentina, we can stop him from becoming a superpower. Just a thought.
>>39749489
Will you change your fucking bonus or I'll kick you? I replied to you and you didn't answer to me and you don't want to piss off OP m9.
>>39749531
Good luck friend
>>39749557
+11 t to lyle's 3t, wipe him out, he is kill.
>>39749557
With nukes you could totally cut Argentina off and force him to fight Allahustan.
>>39749575
Sorry dissent notice I still had it
>>39749440
note new ally >>39749468
and take JUST 2 of the southern states that commiefornia has
spill into nowhere, don't do shit else.
>>39749440
RIP in papayas
I guess a united Central American state was never meant to be
http://youtu.be/4DZxBvX-9B4
>>39749506
Also cancel NAP with King this turn.
>>39749557
thats an interesting thought, but first we need to decide who holds mexico first. if you stop expanding in mexico and give in your remaining mexico tiles. ill comply with you
>>39749542
Green rolled pali not Bowie
>>39749705
Please man give me a chance I beat this roll I could beat more
>>39749707
Fine, but only if you agree to launch both of your nukes at Argentina.
>>39749727
I did too
>>39748979
>>39749727
I was partially right. Yes Bowie rolled 3D pali but Barbarossa rolled 5D pali plus his bonus.
>>39748979
>979
>>39749727
You sure?
>>39749621
Allahustan is my ally
>>39749757
and you will launch both of yours too correct?
>>39749780
that gives him a +12 difference, not enough to kill him...
>>39749782
Huehue gringos, but you should launch your nuke at the link between central America and south america
>>39749799
Yes but you launch first.
>>39749845
ill keep your words for it
>>39749440
Also OP, can you clarify if nukes just remove the player from a region or turn them black?
If you launch like this, with black being ground zero and red being affected territory around it, you could block off both Allahustan and Argentina from the rest of the world.
>>39749963
Fight Canada
>>39749963
Attack comiefornia
>>39749963
Kill Lyle and take central usa, spillover Alaska.
>>39749845
also in any case that a nuke hits my territories in the upcoming nuclear war, you will help me repair it yes?
Mupdate 8
Lyle is kill.
>>39749984
>>39749992
>>39749999
LOL I'm not OP stop that
>>39749984
>>39749992
>>39749999
lmao wasted quads
>>39750023
Finish Chile, spill Peru, use my nukes to cancel any nuclear attack in my lands or Allahustan, priority on my lands
>>39750023
Fuuuuuuuuuck, muh quads.
>>39750023
Fill in Surinam territory, spills to Venezuela
>>39750023
Keep fighting the king. Call in commiefornia to help.
>Ally:commiefornia
>NAP:USA
>>39749835
I'm pretty stoked. He would have like 4T left, why do you have to correct me every 10 min? Sure I made this mistake but i didn't fuck up anything else so far.
>>39750057
>750057
WATCH AND CRY FUCKING FAGGOTS TRYING TO NUKE ME; WATCH AND CRY!!!!!
spill peru and so on
>>39750023
>>39749835
Yeah, I should still be alive, but whatever, you can't trust a turk
>>39750086
At least you're not Lyle :^)
>>39750086
Sorry man, but Bowie was an advantage for me, I know he would be dead by now anyways and it's not my intention to bust your balls, again sorry if I did.
Again, I will recommend nuking like this. And do it this turn. Otherwise it will be too late to stop them.
>>39750023
>>39750058
fuck he gets+3 more nukes what should we do?
>keep expanding on mexico
>>39749923
I think my rules are pretty self explanatory
>>39750023
Attack Eskimo
>>39750023
>>39750023
Take the rest of central USA, spillover to Alaska.
Also OP
please answer this question
>>39749923
>>39750184
that was a +4 btw
>>39749963
Fight Eskimo
I have 6 nukes now, I'm gonna nuke the shit out you faggots
>>39750246
I swear to god, this guy is an idiot. It said right on the picture that it wasn't OP's post. God fucking damn.
>>39750263
Avenge my spilt blood...
>>39750023
Fuck I'll wing it
INVADE COMMIEFORNIA
>>39750184
Launch all of our nukes at like this
>>39750183
Right now.
Launching mine.
>>39750301
fucking shit roll
>>39750023
fixing bonus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
>>39750333
Cancel, didn't see
>>39750301 's post.
Fuck it, nuke Theodore and blow him out.
>>39750301
Good look faggot, I got dubs, repulse this attack and cancel the Alaska attack and attack into USA
>>39750263
>South America is best America.jpg
Daily reminder that Risk is nothing more than spam developed by a shitty skype group in disguise as /int/ content so it won't get deleted on the spot. This belongs on /b/ and has nothing to do with international discussion.
>>39750183
Fuck you I just got out the shower and I thought Op posted again I tried with out looking at the name ok faggot
>>39750023
OP make sure to cancel any nuke those faggots shoot at me, my ally or any form of aggression towards us, that includes trying to trap us in South America
>>39750416
Fuck off, half the board has nothing to do with /int/ discussion like
>White
And
>Feels
At least Risk is fun.
>>39750391
>>39750301
Damn chucklefucks. Focus on South America, fags. They have six damn nukes and you decide to fight each other. How fucking great.
>>39750477
Oh and I am staying neutral in the conflict. So have fun.
>>39750124
I'm tried mate but you don't see any Murifat hosting? It's always me, show some fucking respect. You would have 4T left, I was considering to revive you but now i won't, bye.
>>39750416
Tell me more anon
Everyone stop shitposting for fuck sakes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMMV_RoEMxE
>>39750477
Theodore started it by being a stupid YOLO cunt, he has to die now.
>>39750457
Back to the skype group with you.
Daily reminder that people use the skype group as a evil boogeyman to justify getting rid of a 4chan tradition.
>>39750646
Back to /pol/ with you.
>>39750564
Now now, don't get mad. Either way, it's not by choice, you were supposed to revive me. But I won't hold it against you buddy
>>39750477
this is why we cant have a nice things.
well personally im going to wait until some of us got more nukes and wait for the right chances to attack. if there are no new nukes in two turn ill have to submit to our latin american overlord and try to keep my territories intact
central america is neither latin or north america btw
Mupdate 9
>>39750689
You have been revived, what will you do now?
>>39750301
Daily reminder this South American shill doomed North America with his attack on me and before I die I will destroy him.
>>39750814
Eh, I guess I'll move south
>>39750814
Fill Surinam territory, spills to Venezuela
