>tfw no African gf
>>39481766
>for only fifty cents a day
>>39481771
Sponsor a gf? That's actually a really good idea burgerbro.
>>39481771
Goddamn bro I wish it wasn't so.
I went to a west african country once and I was constantly approached by women who didn't strike me as prostitutes at first but then I realised that all young women were to some extent or another especially when white wallets and passports were walking around
>>39481839
Is it possible to fugg a girl who isn't a prostitute there? How do you know?
>never marry a himba qt and live with in a hut with her
why do i even breath
I do enjoy what doormats they are, at least in the west
Bigger pushovers than asians and muzzies
>>39481900
Was about to be like "nigga ur wrong" but OP said African not black
>>39481872
Either way, you're getting like three diseases minimum from any interaction with them.
>tfw no chocolate lady gf
>iktf
>>39481944
>Hey baby, wanna come back to mine and spread ebola?
>>39482137
gosh post more
>TFW i can have sex with any kind of sexy women without feeling the cuck guilt
iktfb
>See really qt Nigerian med student on the bus
>never approach her
>feels bad man
>>39482409
I bet she was just waiting for you to say hi. You probably broke her heart m8
>>39482409
what flag is that
Oh it's THIS thread again.
>>39481944
so what
>>39482483
Oh it's THIS tripfag again.
btw Rhodesia's never coming back
>>39482471
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines. You on a phone?
>>39482234
>tfw no horny tribal gf
>>39482483
>being a 16 year old rhodesia weeabo
>pretending to be born in rhodesia when you actually werent online
>>39481900
I can tell you why but I'm on mobile.
>>39481900
>>39481918
>>39483804
...what??
>>39481839
In French speaking countries, they are called petites. Technically not prostitutes who don't do that for a living but who don't mind having a fuck or two to gain some dosh and improve the daily life. They are much cleaner and sexier but are also more "expensive" (Let's say 15€ compared to 5).
It's not pitiful because they could do without it but they choose to get laid for fun and profits. The Africans are much more relaxed when it comes to sex.
Yet, you're completely right on the wallet and ID part.
>>39481900
What do you mean?
>>39483804
please explain
>>39483795
The term is Rhodaboo yarpie.
>>39482234
would fuck after a few days of deep showers
>>39481766
>liking bantus
>>39484249
Fuck off Somali diaspora
Hi.
>>39484249
West Africans aren't Bantu
Light blue = Bantus
>>39481766
I don't want the bitch to cut my arms and jaw of tho.
>>39484826
people use bantu colloquially for niger-congo though.
>>39485142
This. At least for Horners.
But there are plenty of beautiful West African women. Especially Ghanaian.
>>39481839
Wouldn't randomly fucking someone be far more dangerous in west africa? AIDS and other STIs.
>>39484012
>not roodypoo
>>39487096
>tfw Southern Africa
>>39487019
>But there are plenty of beautiful West African women. Especially Ghanaian.
how is that relevant? There are plenty beautiful people from everywhere.
>>39482425
those nips
check'em
>>39482425
how do they get their hair like that? Mud?
>>39487323
Inferiority complex
>>39487258
It's like playing minesweeper with your dick :D
>>39482367
>>39487323
That was in response to my Horner friend here
>>39484249
So what is up with negro hair?
That stuff seems literally untamable. You either have to cut it off or make it into those strange sausages.
>>39487096
>>39487258
>>39487377
Statistically it is very improbable for a guy to catch aids from unprotected vaginal sex with someone who is HIV +, it's statistically near impossible to catch aids in vaginal sex if you have a condom.
>>39487387
Oh, understood.
>>39487424
So, no butt stuff?
>>39487461
well, preferably no sex at all with HIV + people.
This girl is pretty qt
> Nobody has posted pics of our pirate girl yet.
>>39487555
She doesnt post anymore. nice trips btw
>>39487353
This
Niggers need to reassure themselves.
>>39487258
Are Russia and Thailand pink because of prostitutes?
>>39487551
>>39487665
No they're pink because they're third world shitholes
>>39487669
nice posture
>>39487703
;)
>>39487739
okay we get it you can stop posting pictures now.
saged
> tfw no juicy lips hoodrat gf to facefuck
>>39487551
She's from Montréal, ayyyy
>>39487759
That could be you if you followed your dreams
>>39487806
I don't have the angles or height, m8
Also, my dream was to be a marine biologist by day and a Spice Girl by night circa 1997
>>39488048
to bad, theres already a black spice girl with the personality of a brick.
>>39488048
>I don't have the angles or height, m8
Black girls are usually more approachable AND you are white so you get the status bonuses.
>>39488170
>>39488048
Wait, was this not about getting you a black gf?
nvm
Why do black American women tend to have those fuckhuge ugly hoodrat nails? They are horrible and impractical.
>>39488259
For cat fights?
>>39488048
What is it with girls and wanting to become marine biologists?
Do they realise it's not actually like going to seaworld?
african gfs are the future
>>39488314
>Do they realise it's not actually like going to seaworld?
No. No, they don't.
>>39488314
Yeah, seriously, it's probably one of the lamest, least entertaining jobs around.
Studying the migration of Scandinavian Crustaceans, thrilling stuff.
>>39488155
I haven't heard anything about Scary Spice in ages. She had a great body though.
>>39488202
Nah
>>39488314
I was 7 years old so that was exactly how I imagined it.Then ofc I realized I hate all sea life.
>>39488259
Hunting
>>39488380
>I haven't heard anything about Scary Spice in ages. She had a great body though.
She was on " The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year" which is a pretty big deal in the UK, it's one of those witty gameshows that the bongs love, and she absolutely sucked, she was completely intolerable.
I however, would put my penis in her, if you know what I mean.
>>39488380
>Then ofc I realized I hate all sea life.
All sane people do.
Well I'm surprised malagasybra didn't find his way here yet
>>39489030
Please no
>>39489048
Thread is dead and she usually gets people riled up.
>>39489444
True, but a trip is a trip.
>>39489444
>tripfagging on 4chan
>the only unique thing about you that justifies tripping is you being black
>The Australian anti-tripping Brigade
>>39489751
Trips as a collective are the biggest shitposters, even we Aussies can't match them.
>>39489751
tripfags who have no redeeming factor are hated everywhere on 4chan.
on places like /k/ and /trv/, tripsfags are more common and more accepted because they actually have redeeming factors, on /trv/ there are crazy travellers who hitchhike across Liberia, sudan, iraq and yemen, and on /trv/ there are special forces soldiers, and even french soldiers who fought in azawad. The case is not the same for /int/, the only ever interesting tripfag was Sheik.
Ever since i saw the last king of Schotland i had the fantasy of going to africa and banging natives like i'm some white spirit good luck charm that attracts them. To bad it would end with me getting hanged like a piece of meat in a butchershop. That banter with Idi Amin though
>>39482234
>>39482425
How come all these african tribal girls have these wonderful looking titties?
>>39489911
and on /k/*
>>39481766
I only ever met one african girl I thought was really cute but she's muslim so i never bothered
>>39489814
>>39489911
I understand your point but I think malagasybra only trips in specific threads last time I saw them around. Which isn't the same as being a permanent trip.
But whatever, a trip is a trip as you said.
>>39489928
>wonderful
Too conic and huge areolas/nipples.
>>39490057
Does your boyfriend ever make you cover yourself in mud and roleplay as a naughty himba girl?
>>39490057
jesus stop trying to make excuses for a tripfag, literal scum of 4chan.
Couldn't you just go to Africa and buy a gf for a few euros?
>>39490139
That's dealbreaker material. If you ever get an African gf don't suggest that.
>>39490208
What about slavery roleplay?
>>39490057
I like it that way, tbh. Is way better than Brazilian native girls who always have flabby saggy tits.
>>39490208
lel I'm sure he's thought about it.
>>39490226
>mfw I have heard of girls into that
>mfw I haven't saved any new reactions images since 2 - 3 years ago and all of mine are from /sp/
If you waqt a black gf go to the gym. They love buff guys.
>>39490381
>Implying it wouldn't be the other way around with Somali slavers and kidnapped christians from yurop.
>>39490381
I wanna find a nice muslim girl, and have her roleplay as her being Al Qaeda, and me being a captured journalist or CIA personal.
>>39490381
What sport are you into?
>>39490469
Game changer. Spread this to all the Faraxs and Abdis in Sweden.
>>39490505
She'll force convert you. I hope you are already circumcised.
>>39490511
/hoc/ don't ask me about my team, I'm already going through PTSD
>>39490389
>tfw 6'5
>tfw without roids it'll be impossible for me to build muscle
>>39490598
Typical canuck. Ice Hockey looks like a lot of fun though.
>tfw no ice
>>39484705
>>39487751
Dem lips are really hot. Also like their asses.
>>39490668
Hockey is awesome. Converted my fiancé from having soccer at #1 to hockey. Too bad his team are my team's historic rivals and are doing really well this season.
Both of us watch all sports though (except handegg for me and baseball for him). Our cable package is just all the premium sports channels, news, and the home and gardening/food networks.
I've watched Aussie Rules a few times. It's pretty fun but the uniforms are lel.
>>39490821
I've played field hockey before and that can be fun but it's no Ice Hockey.
>I've watched Aussie Rules a few times. It's pretty fun but the uniforms are lel.
Everything about AFL is lel. I don't really get the appeal.
>>39490821
>It's pretty fun but the uniforms are lel.
Explain please.
football shorts are fine, the short shorts are shorter than normal because AFL players need to lift their legs high to kick.
In Australia, men who dont even play AFL wear football shorts because they are comfortable, good for the heat, and go well with high vis. You can make jokes all you want about how its "lol", but in reality your faggot canadian men wearing flannel and growing shitty beards and pretending to be lumberjacks is the lulliest thing around.
>>39490649
Not impossible, but very time consuming.
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=159146491
Check out this guy.
>>39490949
Come on mate, people don't call it GAYFL for no reason. Just stick to normal rugby like a good goy.
>>39490954
In 4 years he got what someone 5'8 would get in 1. Too add to that, he has good genetics, realistically I'm not going to be buff unless I roid .
>>39489928
Trust me, not the norm. If discovery has taught ne anything, it's that tribal life gives you comedy-tier tit-sag
>>39491008
I'm 6'4 and getting gains is hard for me too. But at the end of day, I will look better than the muscular 5'8 guy even if it will take a few years more.
>>39491003
No one calls it GAYFL, other than a few dumbass tongans and lebos who like rugby
>>39491036
It's true what they say, if you ain't dutch you ain't much
>>39491036
Yeah, being tall is better than being short, even with all the negatives that come with it. However I wish people would understand that tall people have a harder time building muscle, I wish roids werent so stigmatised, and I wish the average person knew that every single athlete, model and Hollywood star with a good body was on roids. Hemsworth is 6'3 and is thick, solid, tight, etc. Realistically he wouldnt look like that without god tier genetics, or roids.
>>39490949
>shorts are good for the heat
At least learn one thing from the sandniggers m8
You cover as much of your skin as you can in the heat
>This Aussie going 0 - 100 out of nowhere
>>39491186
Once you start bringing up sport there's no going back.
Anyway time to go to dreamland. May good luck and prosperity bless everyone in this thread. Good night.
>>39490057
>huge areolas
>bad
fucking pleb
>>39491186
No, its just the fact that canadian men are so insecure about their gay tendencies that they see anyone wearing Footy shorts as "lel" is pretty offensive.
>>39491270
what a queer lol
>>39487669
> a black with no ass
What kind of degeneracy is this?..
>>39491335
I'm not a man so how does this reflect on 'insecure Canadian men'?
>>39491505
so you're a lesbian?
>>39481766
>>39481882
>>39482137
>>39482234
>>39482425
Is it me or are pure African women much more beautiful, more intelligent and less niggerish than African-American ones?
>>39491492
She's clearly a model
>>39489928
Because they are 16
>>39491643
why would you bind them down like that
>>39491959
Same reason you wear a bra
>bantus
If I still lived in Zululand I could have maybe dated one of them.
>>39492307
whats up with her knees?
My kind of topic, lads
But a reminder for everyone:
Horner girls > the rest of them
>>39491959
So you can chill
>>39492141
Bras lift up your breasts.
>>39492936
Goddamn this makes me uncomfortable
>>39492993
Bras or breast wraps also keep your breasts from dangling all over the place when you're working the field.
>>39492993
it makes them not bounce all over the place when you run m8
>>39493049
I just imagined one of them bending over... yeah, makes sense.
Even a slight breeze would probably send those things flapping into their faces.
>>39483912
Do you pay them for fuck or are you like their sugar daddy who buys them things?
>>39493077
Sure is uncomfortable to have your tits slapping you in the face when you are running.
That's why you tie them down and smoke a bit instead.
>>39492845
It's sand. She's been kneeling down. The purpose for this is up to your imagination.
>>39493179
Its not sand dude.
>>39493101
>>39493172
Oops, too late.
Wish I lived in a country with at least some sizeable black population. Bound to be some qts in every place after all, I got that jungle fever bad. As it is I see a black guy/girl maybe once a week here.
Tfw no african harem. Tfw europeans didn't create a continent of mulattos. Tfw not breeding blacks out of existance.
>>39488259
That's the point
It's a sign that you don't do manual work
Really funny when you try to teach them how to put contacts in
>>39493143
First answer. Second is not mandatory but some people like to do that. that generally means they're falling in love and that's incredibly bad news for them.
Black girls: fuck them all you want but never marry one. At least one you met in a bar and had to pay the first time.
>>39495520
It's called brazil
>>39489030
>>39490057
Lol I tried to avoid the thread
Thanks for backing me up, I'm really busy now and days. Honestly you can only try to demystify thirsty ass white boys admit black and African women, people, and culture so much before you bail.
>>39491539
Go to a Nigerian club, tell me what you see.
>>39481766
Fuck you Op
>>39497271
*about not admit
>tfw no African pussy
>this tread is still alive
I don't know why but the African girls are pretty damn attractive
or at least the ones I've seen
