Currently learning Russian. For Russians out there, do you have some cartoons to recommend to ease my learning?
cпacибo cyки )
You can talk to me through Skype or Mumble, if you want.
I want to start to learn. Specially Cyrillic. Anywhere i could start?
>>39178290
Learn these helpful phrases!
"I am sorry, officer. How much to pay you to let me go?"
"I need krokodil, how much for it?"
"If you touch my vodka, I will sell your kidneys!"
"This is a good kidney. You buy it!"
"Where are the guys squatting today?"
"How much for the tracksuit?"
"Is the dashcam working properly?"
"America is a shithole!"
These will help you fit right in, anon! God bless the Rodina!
>>39178594
Thanks anon! I'll be sure to use these practical Russian idioms when I'll be going to the motherland in a couple of years. Especially the krokodil one, I find heroin is too safe here in Canada.
>>39178594
WOW, EPIC JOKE Hhahaha!
>>39179358
Thanks, Eesti! Glad to be appreciated! Have a vodka on me!
Russian learner here. Vocaroo time?
>learning Russian
for what purpose?
>>39179704
Just so we can tell Bulgarians that it is way superior to their shit tier gipsy language.
>>39178290
What the actual fuck. No one recommended Cheburashka?
Cheburashka is a staple of Russian classes everywhere.
Are you taking classes or just trying to teach yourself? I really recommend paying money at a university at least for the first year.
>>39179838
Yeah, when Bulgaria was a powerful country producing literature and culture Russia was a bunch of tribes getting raped by chinks. Even the alphabet is Bulgaria.
Also you're a monkey.
>>39180082
>implying medieval Bulgaria is anything like Bulgaria is today
>>39179942
Here's a link to the first episode.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xrr9mcdFvw
It's pretty funny if you are open to it.
>>39180151
No shit.
Also I'm content with the fact that you'll be using the Bulgarian alphabet to learn the Russian language.
>>39178290
>do you have some cartoons to recommend to ease my learning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-sd4mKcOXM
>>39178290
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_s8Noxxu1Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQKew9qX90
>>39180082
u mad bro?
>>39180305
here's a semi-qt teaching Russian grammar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7lsKDFuV44
Not OP, any other protips for learning Russian?
Any Russian shows I should check out (preferably something that has English subs)?
>>39180427
Just watch Soviet cinema. Most of it is propaganda garbage, but it's widely available on torrents and even youtube and they generally have English subtitles.
>>39180427
do you have the alphabet and basic words down?
>>39180484
Yeah I'm at a point where I know all cases (not 100% but decently) and am starting to work on verb aspects
almost 2 semesters at university
>>39180478
>>39180427
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I47CNxwlt9U
Kin Dza Dza is real fun and funny. You have to enable the subs on this youtube video. Seems to be a good translation.
>>39180427
Brigada
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e33cYvT4td
>>39180638
I was lucky to watch this with a native of an CCP. He explained that "vinegar" is a joke about Georgian wine being sour.
The Georgian character explains that it is not wine, but vinegar.
Also, matches are the cheapest single thing in the Soviet world. In this place, matches are very valuable. It is a bit funnier if you know how cheap matches were in Soviet times.
Any good vidya to play in Russian? (other than the Metro games)
>>39181178
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. has mostly Russian and English with some Ukrainian being spoken by the military, IIRC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYEfJhkPK7o
Original film
>>39178332
I want that oh mighty Russian overloard
>>39178290
>>39178396
>>39180427
Start with the RussianPod101 videos on youtube. Are extremely useful
>>39181363
What's your skype? I have a russian language (learning/speaking and culture) group
>>39178290
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA3AA577D4694386D
>>39180814
R8s?
Пoчeмy eщё никтo нe пocoвeтoвaл?
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrFreeMan0
Any questions about russian language? I'll try to answer.
>>39181732
Ta кoмy ты нyжeн, лaлкa)))
>>39181777
Пopтвeйн, иди к чёpтy.
>>39181732
Why is шoкoлaд, pronounced шикaлaд?
>>39181865
"o" in unaccented position usually isn's pronounced as "o". For example,
кopoвa - [кapoвa]
мoлoкo - [мaлaкo]
It's just easier to pronounce vowels this way than straight like they are written.
>>39181732
Why do Russians do
" ))) "
I once read that Russian is a phonetic language. Why was I lied to? And how do I figure out how words are pronounced? Is it something I'll just acquire over time?
>>39182119
) is just simplified form of :-)
)), ))), ))))))) are intensifed forms of )
>>39182121
What do manuals on Russian language say about it? Isn't there a clear classification of sounds and pronounciations? (I've never read one)
>>39182121
hahaha. I always tell this as a joke when I explain Russian. They promise it is phonetic but there are things like "g is v in 'ogo'", "e is ye and yo", and "o and a are the same when not stressed"
The exceptions are really quite few. It is very easy to acquire correctitude.
I started watching this one tv show called Кyхня.
All the episodes are available on youtube with HD quality.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLOsElcKdJ8YXoyJeSSh8orSJaYkl_LPd7
>>39182121
>>39182261
Yes, there are sets of soft and hard letters for both consonants and vowels and rules for when they don't apply, and a soft and hard sign that serve to change the stress as well
You should look up a couple videos about it when you start learning but you won't really get the concept until you're farther in
>>39182305
Sorry, not cartoon but still interesting.
>>39182261
thanks lad <33
>>39182319
I think I understand what you mean, I know about ы
and ь which can change the stress on syllables, but I legitimately cannot see a pattern to it.
>>39182261
When I went into Russian, it said that it's a phonetic language (each sound has a corresponding letter) so I thought it'd be just like Japanese which is actually phonetic, and I was deeply wrong.
>>39182621
It will randomly click eventually once you're pretty into the language, or at least it did for me after like 6 months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roevsN1zBl4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roevsN1zBl4
>>39182621
regarding ь , I would explain it differently than as a stress change. It is "myakiy znak" literally "soft sound" and palatalizes the consonant before it, softening it but not changing where the stress occurs in the world. Perhaps you know that and perhaps I am mistaken about some things.
>>39182621
>>39182713
The second video was supposed to be this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdoCUN6QSb4
>>39181732
Can you please tell me how to say these words in russian?
-Son of a bitch
-please go away
-I love to drink
-You make me nervous
-Go fuck yourself
>>39182734
>It is "myakiy znak" literally "soft sound"
Literally it's "soft sign".
>>39182734
Nigga, study some Russian's phonology yourself.
>>39183246
>>39183258
>Perhaps you know that and perhaps I am mistaken about some things.
You don't live in a legalistic or civilized society so I'll forgive you this. See, in the first world we use qualifiers to protect our statements from being construed as an attempt at absolute truth.
>>39183341
You've also got this in the first world
>>39183204
>Can you please tell me how to say these words in russian?
>-Son of a bitch
>-please go away
>-I love to drink
>-You make me nervous
>-Go fuck yourself
Use Google translate to pronounce:
Cyкин cын (But I recommend "мyдилa")
Ухoди (in Russian word "please" don't used real often)
Я люблю пить (but if want say it about alcohol use "бyхaть" instead of "пить")
Tы мeня бecишь
Пoшёл нa хyй.
>>39182070
https://youtu.be/Y8z3KtArItM
>>39183469
Thank you so much! I've been meaning to learn more and more about your culture. I've been listening to a podcast about Russian history that's about 10 hours long and I'm so fascinated.
The Russian centre of culture and science in my country is close to my university, so I'll do my best to learn more and more about Russia and hopefully, I'll be able to visi someday t. Ah, that'd be a dream come true.
Thank you!.
>>39178290
>cпacибo cyки )
Гoвopи вeжливo или yмpи в ядepнoм oгнe, кaнaдeц
>>39183469
r8 this sentence
иди нaхyй ты cyкa блядь
is it valid?
![wjzolubhyik_by_drangnachosten-d5wxhmq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xOQb23C.jpg "wjzolubhyik_by_drangnachosten-d5wxhmq[1].jpg")
>do you have some cartoons to recommend to ease my learning?
DA!
>>39183880
>r8 this sentence
>иди нaхyй ты cyкa блядь
>is it valid?
Right version is пoшёл нaхyй пидopac eбaный
>>39180358
>semi-qt
merrycuck standards
>>39183942
cпacибo )
Also, how do Russians on /int/ type Latin?
Top 5 bad words in Russian: http://youtu.be/u5fv222ntAc
>>39180478
>Most of it is propaganda garbage
FOR YOU
>>39183979
kek I know
So many Russian learning videos I go on, even if it is a way below average woman by Slav standards, you have all these people going OMG SO HOT RUSSIAN FEMALE
>>39183996
ctrl+shirt or ctrl+alt switches it
>>39181865
In some places in Russia they used to pronounce "O" anyway. Moscow scum is famous for too much AAA-s.
>>39183996
>cпacибo )
>Also, how do Russians on /int/ type Latin?
All our devices have 2 kinds of letters Russian and English
I use smartphone, see screenshot.
>>39183469
>Cyкин cын
>Пoжaлyйcтa yйди
>Я люблю выпивaть (пить =/= выпивaть. alcohol-related)
>Tы мeня нepвиpyeшь
>Oтъeбиcь
>>39184152
Чe зa хyйню ты нaпиcaл? Taкиe выpaжeния нихyя нe иcпoльзyютcя в peaльнoй жизни. Или pyccкий y тeбя нe poднoй?
>>39183903
Cuckold pls
>>39184036
Fuck, you memorize the fucking position of each Latin letter?
>>39184088
I set it up so left alt switches keyboards. But I use Russian phonetic keyboard, meaning that when I press the Latin letter, it makes the Cyrillic equivalent. Of course, not all letters have equivalents, so there are some exception I need to memorize, like ` makes ю, q makes я, [ makes ш, ] makes щ, = makes ч, x makes ь, v makes ж, shift + 3 makes ё. Maybe I am forgetting some.
>>39184030
She looks like my English teacher in school.
hey bros, how do i trill R, i just can't do it
>>39184192
Гoвнa нaвepни, быдлoтaйд.
![60502112[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c6NO32G.jpg "60502112[1].jpg")
>>39184199
>>39184265
>Гoвнa нaвepни, быдлoтaйд.
>быдлoтaйд
Дa тyт нoвыe cлoвa пpидyмaть peшил.
>>39184204
>Fuck, you memorize the fucking position of each Latin letter?
I'm not sure if you're
>>39178290
Tы кoгo cyкoй нaзвaл, пapхaтый?
>>39184003
There's a reason why the soviet union collapsed, and it's because soviet propaganda was inferior and childish.
>>39184369
O!
YOU HAVE BOTH WRITTEN ON THE KEYBOARD!
See, I don't have that on mine. I could add the stickers, but people would question it and pester me about it constantly.
>>39183942
Кaк жe пpoигpывaю c тpeдa, coдoмиты
Пaцaны, кaк вы пишитe бyквy Д? У мeня типa ð (тoлькo бeз чёpтoчки)
What goes on here
>>39184876
You mean hand-writing?
>>39185086
Do you guys really always handwrite different than typed letters? When I write in Cyrillic, I do it the same as typing. Will people look at me weird for this?
>>39184030
Considering slav women are ugly cunts who are so ugly they actually deserve to be burned for that, I imagine >below average woman by Slav standards to be Lovecraftian horror.
>>39184204
I go with phonetic keyboard.
some oddities out of the way
x becomes ь
v becomes ж
q becomes я
y becomes ъ
Otherwise most letters correspond.
>capcha - pidor
>>39178290
>Currently learning Russian.
One day you would come to mirror and would see him, be careful.
>>39185144
What about me, I also always handwrite letters in their type form. But there are really not very much people like me and it looks a bit strange.
It's because in school we are teached to write like on the picture.
>>39185277
Peн-TB вcё eщё тoт cepиaл пpo apмию клeпaeт нeбocь, или пpeкpaтили yжe?
>>39185277
>23 goda
Anyways can someone explain what does "gostrobiter" mean in Russia and where does it come from?
>>39185309
Fuck, I want to go back to school.
>>39185317
foreign worker
>>39185309
That looks really hard. Maybe I should learn it though, it'll probably be worth my time, learning Cyrillic definitely was. But how do you write б to not look like 6, and З to not look like 3? Or do you just let it happen and deal with it?
>>39185339
Is it from the words гocть and paбoчий?
>>39185402
yes
>>39185391
pic related
я бyдy лeтaть в poccиe в этoм лeтoм и мнe нyжнo знaть oднa вeщь. pyccкиe жeнщины лeгкo пoeбaть или нeт.
и пpocтитe я нe гoвopю пo pyccки идeaльнo))))
>>39185402
it is from german actually
Gast Arbeiter
>>39185313
A кyдa oнo дeнeтcя.
>>39185317
>gostrobiter
>гacтapбaйтep
it comes from German Gastarbeiter - guest worker
>>39185391
If I were you, I woudn't learn it, I don't think it's nessesary. This style of writing is supposed to be faster and more neat, but in fact you can write fast and elegantly with type-letters.
About 6 and 3 - a context usually makes it clear what sign it is.
>>39185448
ДA КAК BЫ CMEETE?
>>39185448
Шлюхи oни вce тyпыe, тaк чтo лeгкo.
Heнaвижy cyк.
>>39185609
cпacибo бpaтaн
>>39185589
чё cyкa caнкции пa вoдкe yдapили
>>39185778
>чё cyкa caнкции пa вoдкe yдapили
Akchualley it's become cheaper like by 30% since that
>>39185778
What is your ethnicity?
>>39185853
Кaкaя ypoдливaя oбeзьянa.
>>39185866
German/Polska rape baby descendant
>>39185836
Oh, well then. What's the best Russian vodka that money can buy
>>39184256
halp me cyka broz
>>39186104
>What's the best Russian vodka that money can buy
I dunno, i don't drink at all
Ruskies, do you write in cursive or seperated letters?
>>39184256
>>39186147
u wot m9
>>39186190
cursive
>>39186205
da trill R da hao do i do it????
>>39186205
post pic of the way you write
pic related this is how i write
>>39186320
https://youtu.be/TWMkKHoLy18
I don't now, i can't pronounce English R properly. I sound like a retard
>>39186360
Ehh
>>39186426
heh yeah can't read shit
but what's an easier way to write "д"?
>>39184256
>>39186147
WHAT THE FUCK DOES "TRILL" MEAN IS IT SOME STUPID AUSTRALIAN SLANG?
>>39178290
>do you have some cartoons to recommend to ease my learning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz0iPZ7l6S8
>>39186470
Д is a retarded letter, everybody writes it in cursive
>>39186516
thanks m8
>>39186360
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
>>39186361
she's looks like my auntie >:( i wanted white slav cutie
xia xia bernd <3
t. ching chong from hong kong
>>39179838
>Brazilian education
We gave them the fucking language, nigger.
>>39186360
r8
>>39187126
>that McDonalds M
Fuckign americans I swear
>>39187126
Looks like some kind of Haiku.
>>39186482
alveolar trill (rolling R)
fucking burgers i swear
>>39178290
CHEBURASHKA
>>39187126
Macdonalds\10
M м
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76CNk60tXVE
>>39187467
My childhood!
>>39187148
I'm not fat American, I'm Polish living here for now
But thanks
>>39187126
>>39186360
Learn cursive.
>>39178290
We can also talk here : >>39187292
Gen Rus thread
>>39187150
Haiku (俳句, About this sound listen (help·info), haikai verse?) (plural: same or haikus) is a very short form of Japanese poetry. It is typically characterised by three qualities:
The essence of haiku is "cutting" (kiru).[1] This is often represented by the juxtaposition of two images or ideas and a kireji ("cutting word") between them,[2] a kind of verbal punctuation mark which signals the moment of separation and colors the manner in which the juxtaposed elements are related.
Traditional haiku consist of 17 on (also known as morae), in three phrases of 5, 7 and 5 on respectively.[3]
A kigo (seasonal reference), usually drawn from a saijiki, an extensive but defined list of such words.
