Did Norway cuck Sweden and Finland to get these lands up there on the north?
cuck is a nice meme
>>39030917
>>39030883
The word cuck means literally anything now
>>39030883
No they belong to us. If anything Sweden should give back land to us and the Danish.
Not really, Finns and Swedes were farmers historically while Norgays were fishermen.
Greece can pay their debts. But they just don't want to.
>>39030956
Shut up sideways france you have no claim to any clay that's why you've gotta drain the ocean to expand.
>>39030945
We've been cucked by the people who overuse it.
Did Greece cuck Turkey to get all these islands?
It's all fjords.
Only the people of Norge can tame the wild fjord.
>>39031035
Says the double reverse cuck
>>39030883
Norway used to be bigger than it is now, but the Danes managed to make sure they lost both Bohuslän and Jämtland to us.
>>39030956
>we deserve treeless land
>>39031108
>Americucks calling other people cucks
>>39031108
Cuck you.
>>39031059
> Implying Turkey itself isn't occupied by savages from Mongolia.
>>39030883
That's norway reaching around sweden to hold finland's hand :3
dat behind the couch true love.
Sweden thinks she's the main bitch, she just a squeeeeeeeze.
>>39031059
>Cyclades
>Κυkλάδες
>Κυk
>>39031138
meme'd the fuck out
I look at that map now and it looks like an aggressive takeover in order to not leave the Swedes and Finns have access to the north sea.
It might be a coincidence though.
And optical illusion.
>>39031276
The fishermen of the north were all connected to each other through networks and unions and wanted to remain that way through sovereignity. The fishermen lived on the coast.
This explains Norways existence in its entirety.
lol at this cuck me-me
why didn't the swedes just crush the dumb hicks in 1814?
then they would have gotten to keep all the oil and could be strong and relevant
>>39031448
bcuz we killed their king and the rest didn't want to die
>not knowing norway has a thousand forts across the border to kill swedes with
>>39031114
This, tbh.
Had it not been for the brother country Sweden we may not been a real country now.
>>39031448
The Swedes didn't want to rule us, they just liberated us from the Danes and then they let us build our country like we deserved.
>>39031276
Finland had access to the north sea before WW2.
>>39031836
>>39031865
Well, when you wanted out of the union, the time of wars between brothers was over, thankfully.
But you were forced into the union through a war at the start, so I don't think we were really that benevolent to start with.
>Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck?
>cuck cuck cuck!
Did I just walk into a chicken coop or something?
>>39032027
Lel.
>>39032178
Be thankful. Without that small piece, Ruskies might have focused more on you during WW2.
>>39032159
>>Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck?
>>cuck cuck cuck!
Cancucks, everyone.
>>39032098
Yes, we were forced into it because of the kiel treaty from the napoleon wars, but we served as Denmark's vessel so we had no quarrels in that war to begin with. Denmark had to give Norway to Sweden. Sweden permitted us to build our country from the very start after that, with our first universities and our own government and everything that a country needs. Sweden were bro.
I assume that's because by sea all the coastal areas are much faster to get to from southern norway or possibly even copenhagen than it is by land from stockholm.
>>39032389
The university was built three years before we were ceded to Sweden, but the part about the government is pretty much true. Pretty sure the Swedes had no true hatred of the Norwegian people, nowhere close to the feeling toward the Danes.Most likely they saw little need to keep up what would have been a long and costly, and if not won in a timely manner, embarresing campaign. It was better for all parts to just accept a monarchy union where Norway was permitted to do most things by ourselves. All expect foreign relations and the military, which was reserved for the government in Sweden, if I remember correctly.
Norway cuked Sweden and Russia cucked Finland
Norway and Russia best friends forever
>>39032674
Denmark-Norway and Russia were actually good allies ones.
>>39032674
then russia got cucked by everyone
>>39032614
Yeah, the idea at the start of the campaign was probably annexation, but after Sweden lost a bunch of skirmishers against Norway that slowed down a union was an acceptable choice to both sides, because the outcome of the war was already clear, the only question was how costly it would be to both sides. To Sweden, in prestige and Norway was suffering economically.
>>39032674
Well, you guys have been extremely autistic lately, flipping out over a few soldiers exercising in Finnmark, near your boarder. You answered by writing in your newspapers that Norway have broken all our friendly bonds, and that we are spying on you. Then you started your own exercise with 38,000 soldiers, 3600 fighting vehicles, 56 naval vessels, 110 aircraft and helicopters near our boarder. It must be true what Pentagon were saying about Putin. Totally autistic.
>>39032389
But you fuggs elected a Danish prince to be your king after the union.
FUGGGG
>>39032892
The naval blockades didn't help the situation either. Many of our soldiers were living of bark-bread and all the gunpowder was the leftover from the danes. It has been calculated to shoot about half the range of the top notch Swedish powder. Bark-bread is much the equivelent of horsefood. Also pretty sure that the year 1814 was one of the last demographic crisis in Norway.
>>39033228
We did ask the Swedish royalty first but you guys were all whiny for the whole independence thing
>>39030945
>>39030917
lmao cucks
>>39031059
No, they cucked British Empire
>>39031160
>implying they aren't your Anatolian brothers
Tfw, we lost our access to north sea in ww2.
>>39038587
>tfw you lost your access to the Congo River.
>>39030883
>cuck
Petsamo je Finland
>>39038945
cuck detected
>>39039429
Do you know what cuck means?
>people getting buttflustered at "misuse" of the word "cuck" like anyone gives a shit
get a load of these cucks
>>39039555
flame -> troll -> cuck
new word same meaning
nobody better say cuck again or else
>>39039555
It now means someone who got cheated, lost, etc.
CUCK
>>39040285
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>>39039555
the beta as fuck husband of an adultress that lets jamal fuck his wife because he can't please her
finland and sweden seem pretty cuckish to me
>>39031028
Kek
>>39032760
Against a common enemy...
>>39031108
ah the old reverse double cuck.
tbh its just replaced jew or kike use on /pol/ now instead of calling people a jew we call them a cuck. I like it
ITT:
>sweden and norway discussing common history as civilized gentlemen
>the rest of the world calling eachother cuck
>>39031114
They also gave Orkney as dowry security to Scotland, that didn't go well.
When Denmark-Norway lost in the Napoleonic wars, the Danes opted to the split the Norwegian crown possessions of Iceland, Faroe and Greenland from Norway.
Trust a Dane, feel the pain.
I want our access to Barents Sea back.
>ITT:
>>39040485
more like
>sweden and norway being ultracucks against a background of regular cucks
>>39040536
cuck
>>39032250
Probably not.
Before the finns broke free from the russians in 1917 we shared a bigger border than we do today, and was a center for all trade with the russians.
We sold them fish, they sold us excess wheat.
It's also the reason why Russenorsk existed in the first place for a common language for trade.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russenorsk
We had a good relation with the russians, in fact we've always had it even during the cold war, on a local level that is.
Even to this day we share strong ties with the russians, only that on a political level we're almost mortal enemies.
>>39031448
Even with superior forces, more men, stronger economy to finance the war it would be too costly to fight.
Norway's population is and was spread quite thin along the fjords and mountains.
NATO can't even control Afghanistan with all their superior might today.
What could the swedes hope for in 1814, a time when nationalism was at its highest in Norway, and with similar weapon technology.
There was no AC-130's, drones, and Apaches to watch over their own troops on the ground and support them with covering fire from the skies.
Norwegians were actually tricked into having the largest Saami minority.
Those lands were useless. We took land from them but not up there
>>39031101
It is not