Anyone up for a game of autism? One and only SRB OP will be your host today.
Make a tripcode,choose your color and name of the nation. You must start from one of the main capitals that are on the map. We start with 4 players.
Read the rules before claiming of course. If you don't understand something, ask me.
>egypy
>yellow
>mamelukes
Empire Of Oklahoma has conquered North and South America. Onward to Europe! Gimme dat light blue, start me in Portugal.
>Empire of Oklahoma
>LB
>>39010960
well shit start me in morroco then
>>39010818
>>39011004
Added
Bump
Where are Amerifats, It's like 1 pm their time.
>>39010626
>Iceland
>Purple
>Ice People of Iceland
>>39011264
>>39011297
found one
>>39011297
>Doesn't read the rules.
>>39010626
Swiss Dave
Red
Start me in Frankfurt
>>39011297
nigger get a tripcode
Mupdate 1
>>39011431
Sup' Dave, long time no seen.
>>39011563
Fuck yes that yellow star makes it look totally like swiss flag. I love you
Get Switzerland
Also, are you Remover?
>>39011563
secure factories in the west
>>39011563
expand towards that factory in northern algeria
>>39011656
Nope. I'm done doing dirty work you NWO Freemasonry faggots.
>>39011563
>Öland
>blue
>Name as trip.
Mupdate 2
>>39011902
See>>39011839
Expand in Sweden.
>>39011806
I'm asking you if you are my good old friend Remover, one of the 2 serbs I've been knowing from risk for about 2 years now
>>39011902
Finish taking Switzerland then expand in a square-ish way, to make my nation look like the swiss flag
>>39011902
same path
>>39011656
I misunderstood kek. You probably meant that other Serb guy who makes maps. He is from Vojvodina I think.
>>39011839
Stockholm or Copenhagen?
>>39012019
Sorry ehh Stokholm pls :) My bad i should have mentioned that i was starting in Stockholm on my first roll.
>>39011902
Cyan
Turkey
Allahustan
>>39011902
op cant into compass apparently.
secure factories in the <---- west
>>39012069
Change to teal
>>39011902
>Green
>Republic of Dave
>Moscow
Mupdate 3
>>39012073
Sorry eh, my motto is to go east towards mother Russia, no EU like Poland.
>>39011902
Put me in as Orange and put me in moscow\
Putin's Annexation Adventure
>>39012299
Expand south towards the factory
>>39012299
oh well. expand on the eastern factories
>>39012302
>>39012299
Please add me in counting last rounds roll. And move me towards Byelorussia
>>39012299
Fill Sweden if spill invade Denmark.
>Öland
>Allies: None
>>39012245
>>39012245
>>39012245
called moscow
>>39012302
>>39012299
secure factory in algeria, spill into spain
>>39012381
You want west? Sure, consider it done my comrade from Poland pun intended.
>>39012412
>>39012385
Put me in Romania then
>>39012299
Switzerland expands in a squarish way
Sorry for late roll
>>39012472
wrong country asshole
OP i got you a present
>>39012299
> Green
> Finnland
> Empire of Funland
Mupdate 4
>>39012660
Don't play with OP. OP has inifinite arsenal of nuclear warheads..
>>39012733
already have green
>>39012245
>>39012733
>>39012758
secure eastern factories
>>39012758
West towards factory
>Republic of Dave
>Green
>>39012758
Fill Sweden invade Denmark if spill :))
>Öland
>Allies:None
>>39012551
Psssst
Ehy
I think that MAYBE
OP is fucking around with you
Because you are Poland in countryball comics
And the whole "uspide down poland" flag etc. Maybe
>>39012758
Expand to the north as much as I expanded to the south earlier, then west and east
>>39012758
Putin Declares that the factories to the northeast have held referendums and are itching to join Rommmelia, expand Northwest.
>Offering Allahustan Defensiive Alliance
>>39012818
>republic of Dave
>>39012733
I added you as Grey.
>>39012514
I replied to you earlier that I know who Remover is. I met him in a couple of games, he is from Vojvodina I think. And who's the other Serb, me? I am here for roughly 2 years as well.
>>39012733
>>39012758
> Grey
> Finnland
> Empire of Funland
>>39012824
>NAP?
>>39012909
I read that reply already
The other serb lives in the UK, risk name is Slobodan
>>39012758
Brown
Appalachia
Start: Poland
>>39012876
Hello... brother.
> Grey
> Finnland
> Empire of Funland
>>39012758
>USSR
>Purple
Put me on Krim pls
>>39012972
forgot sig
>>39012775
wanna Ally mate?
>>39012938
uhh sure.
>>39013045
Sure.
>>39012758
Engulf and take factory and expand east
>>39013104
perfect, thank you!
>>39013153
I propose a Defensive Pact between your great nation and Putin's Annexation Adventure
Can I join?
>>39012758
rolllll into spain
Mupdate 5
All slots are full.
>>39013019
I added you to Kiev because you have to start from capital.
>>39013045
Alliance is official.
>>39012951
I think I know him as well. I know one Serb that played as Ireland often, that's him maybe. I know you Dave for 2 years too but you probably don't know me kek. I'm the only Serbian that hosts Risk as far as I know.
>>39013493
Appalachia>Poland
>>39013493
into Denmark.
>Öland
>Allies: Funland
>>39013423
I added your roll but please be faster next time. I waited 15 min for everyone to roll.
>>39013493
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: -
take Finland, spills into Estonia
>>39013493
secure eastern factories and head towards damascus
>>39013493
Roll to capture nearest factory NW, then head west to the next capital and factory
I offer the USSR an Alliance so that we may grow stronk>>39013019
>>39013493
continue into europe, move towards the factory in portugal
>>39013493
fill Latvia and Lithuania
>Republic of Dave
>Green
>>39013626
>palindrome
fucking finally
>>39013661
Hey dave wanna ally?
>Appalachia
>Brown
>>39013703
Sure, appa
>>39013493
Take Krim, spills into Russian factory east
defend if necessary
>>39013627
Of course Rommel
>>39013626
Bolan, wanna ally?
>>39013756
Noice!
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Allies: Dave
>>39013794
Got to run, give my territories to appa
>Republic of Dave
>Green
>>39013783
1 ally per player, remember that
You now accepted alliance from Rommel, you can't request another one, only NAP.
>>39013852
Well ok. Thanks. Bye.
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Allies: Dave
>>39013676
>again
oh fug what does it means
>>39013783
thats an interesting offer, but id rather observe everyone from down here for a bit, we can only have one alliances after all. and i still dont know turkey intentions. but rest assured you shall hear my answer immediately
>>39013852
can't cede land at max you can giive him 5ts
>>39013921
Wasn't it obvious that i'm joking?
I mean come on, "Bolan"
>Tfw German humor
Mupdate 6
Green is open for taking, lurkers are welcomed.
>>39014042
How can I know you're joking, people make secret alliances all the time. Or just avoid to attack certain player if they can't ally him.
>>39014353
Appalachia>Take Green's factory.
>Appalachia
>Brown
>>39014353
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: -
fill northern russia
>>39014353
Expand Southwest to take capital and factory in Yugoslavic regions
>+1 bonus
>Putin
>ally: USSR
>>39014353
Fill Denmark.
>Öland
>Allies: Funland
>>39014353
Learn to read Serb i said Krim first
Take Krim FIRST then with spill go towards factory east of Krim
If attacked defend
>>39014353
finish damascus.
spill goes into securing cyprus
>also requesting nonagression pact with turkey
>>39014498
Since my Ally left out, do you need an ally?
>Appalachia
>Brown
>>39014549
where are you?
>>39014605
I'm up in Poland right now. I would ally with swiss dave but I think they are inactive.
>Appalachia
>Brown
>>39014496
You got only 3T in previous roll, what did I supposed to do, I can't just beeline to Crimea, read the fucking rules cunt or get the fuck out of my game.
>>39014353
move towards madrid
>>39014353
Sorry im so sporadic in posting
Expand east
>>39014720
Maybe expand normally towards it like every other OP does?
If you're mad go kill some Bosniaks instead of shifting into maximum autism mode
>>39014842
yo man, how about a NAP? you can take persia as long as you stay away from basra and arabia
Mupdate 7
Read the rules people before asking dumb questions like our Kraut commie friend.
Also, include your bonuses from capitals and factories next to your name where the tripcode is like this (+number), It's easier for me too look at it then green text in posts.
>>39015118
surround factories in the west
>>39015118
Continue Putin's plan to Into Yugoslavia, capture the cap and head for the Southern Factories
>>39015118
see angry reply here
>>39015047
Expand towards the factory east of Krim
If attacked defend
>>39015118
Appalachia>Green Factory>Spill to Poland Factory
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Captiols:
>>39015118
Claiming Rome.
>A really dark purple (if possible)
>Ghibbelines
>>39015118
Fill Rest of Norway sweet OP <3 If spill into Iceland and if more spill into Scotland
>Öland
>Ally: Funland.
>>39015047
It just seems like that when you look at the map because tiles in Ukraine are wide. If you had stronger roll like now you would get Crimea.
And why are you telling me to kill some muslims, aren't you Ubermensch here who is supposed to remove everything that is not under Nazi standards?
I see some protests against muslims in Munich and other cities, maybe It's time for you to remove some kebab and we are going to retire topkek.
>>39015118
take madrid, move towards factory in northern spain
>>39015257
+3 Sorry forgot bonus.
>>39015118
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: -
rush into russia (south karelia, st. petersburg)
>>39015110
Agreed
>>39015118
Expand east towards the other factory
>>39015346
takbir
>>39015312
shit op calm down
No one wants to ally with Appa.
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Captiols:
>>39015509
Well, would you like to ally?
>>39015312
Faggot unlike in Serbia people are looked down upon for this anti-kebab stuff, if you wouldn't get stoned by "antifas" Muslims would be long gone
>>39015563
Sure. Which country are you again?
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Captiols:
>>39015230
Sorry mate, everything is full. But you can claim Frankfurt because Swiss Dave seems to be gone or Moscow.
>>39015637
empire of oklahoma
>>39015753
Alright then. Thank you.
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Capitals:
>Allies: Empire of Oklahoma
>>39015644
>Frankfurt
That'd be swell.
Could you perhaps change the name to 'Ghibbelines' though?
Rolling to expand into Italy.
>>39015811
wtf happened to my sig?
fixed.
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Capitals:
>Allies: Empire of Oklahoma
Mupdate 8
If I make some mistake on the map, ask me nicely and i'll fix it but if you complain about how I fill territories you can only get kicked from the game.
>>39015590
Tell me one more thing unrelated to this game and your ass is out you faggot.
>>39016148
Appalachia>Poland Factory
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Capitals:
>Allies: Empire of Oklahoma
>>39016148
Take factory and fill turkey
>>39016148
capture libya's capital
>>39016148
continue my drive into Greece while taking that factory thats right south.
+3 Bonus
Putins Annexation Adventure
>>39016200
>Double zeros
>>39016148
Fucking kek
I see what you did there
Take the factory and then take the Capital to the North
Defend if attacked
>>39016313
>3D Pali
AYY
Y
Y
>>39015855
You're in and i included your roll. You may roll now for this mupdate.
>>39016148
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: -
head towards moscow, if possible attack the city
>>39016148
Expand into Italy.
See: >>39015855
Using Swiss Dave's name, while not actually being Swiss Dave is not my intention.
>>39016148
take factory
fill in spain
>>39016379
Thank you. God bless.
>>39016510
fuck thats a plus 5
>>39016248
Are you Yellow?
NAP?
>>39016510
>>39016576
m8, do you want a nap? we can split north africa and you can take everything west of tunisia
Mupdate 9
>>39016648
Look how fancy your empire is now, are you happy now? Great.
>>39016766
Yes, yes i do. I was considering proposing one. I get Italy too. Deal?
>>39016829
Expand towards capital in Iran
>>39016855
this is my roll.take north africa, do not attack yellow. We have an NAP
>>39016829
Appalachia>Capitol in Germany
Also my power surged and I was disconnected for a bit. What did I miss?
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Capitals:
Factories: +2
>Allies: Empire of Oklahoma
>>39016919
Pali's checkem
>>39016829
straight into athens!
>>39016855
deal
>>39016864
m8, how anout an alliance? us shitskin gotta stick together amirite
deal
>>39016829
Yes, i am, thanks for asking.
Take the capital to the south, remove Kebab if necessary
>>39016829
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: -
take Moscow and the green territories in Russia, spills into north Russia
>>39016864
That's a +2, not 1
>>39016829
Capture Rome.
Spills: the road towards Paris
>Ghibbelines
>Factory: +1
>NAP/Ally: -
>>39017024
m8 you want an alliance?
>>39016904
I see you got dubs there but you have to reply to mupdate and write your orders where to expand to sorry.
>>39017009
Forgot to update Bonus, its +4 now
>>39016989
Aight muh sand nigga, but I'm taking Iran if that aight wit u
>>39017074
inshaallah brother
>>39017122
We're attacking Vodka Mongols yes? He wants Iran
>>39017065
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: -
offering NAP to glorious mother Russia
>>39017063
pls
>>39017173
FUGG
>>39016253
Help me remove Kebab pls
>>39017173
hes too far from me atm, but ill attack him the moment he gets near iraq
>>39017249
Ok, allahu akbar brother
>>39017234
I accept.
Just promise me that you will remove Kebab if i fail.
>>39016829
Take the factory and continue my invasion of Greece
>>39017344
yes, I'll try
>>39017371
THE FUCKING KEBAB IS ON THE RISE NIGGA
>>39017428
nvm
>>39017371
Nice 5D Pali my Vodka comrade
>>39017428
ayyy
>>39017428
By the grace of Allah I'll ho jihad all over your bum
>>39017237
Dude, roll for this mupdate or don't.
Everyone have to reply to the last mupdate for their roll to be included. This is basic rule of Risk for fuck sakes.
>>39017371
Oh shit! Rommel has nukes!
>>39017518
>ho
I meant go, fucking autocorrect >>39017371
Pls go easy
>>39017529
fuck
roll
expand north africa towards tunisia
Mupdate 10
>>39017587
Your bonus was +5 in that round, now with this capital is is +7.
>>39016829
SORRY internet fucked.
Fill UK
>+3
>Öland
>>39017556
Prepare your anus, goatshaggers.
>>39017741
Take capital, then REMOVE KEBAB!
>>39017741
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: USSR
take the factory in east Russia if possible
>>39017741
take factory in tunisia, go south.
Allies: Brown
NAP: Yellow
>>39017788
Same roll>>39017741
Sorry niggas ;_;
>>39017741
Roll to move into neutral territory east, if attack defend.
I am offering the mamelukes a deal, i will not nuke you if you allow me to take Yellow greece and crete. Allahustan gets a separate deal that i will not invade if they agree to expand east.
OP i will save my 2 Nukes i have a +4 bonus
>>39017822
woops, I've got plus 3
sorry
>>39017741
Appalachia>Austria Capital
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Capitals:+2
>Factories:+2
>Allies: Empire of Oklahoma
>>39017741
Attack USSR for the capital
>>39017741
Expand towards Paris.
>Ghibbelines
>Bonus: +3 (1 factory, 1 additional capital)
>NAP/Ally: -
>>39017249
Pls expand to Iran so we can remove vodka
>>39017859
>>39017830
I can't count your previous roll and you know that hopefully.
>>39018005
I know i know just as long as i'm still in the game.
>>39017977
>>39017897
Nigga trying to reroll kek
>>39017859
Agree
>>39018081
that was a plea for help, not a roll
>>39018123
Ayy shit i had too much Vodka it seems.
>>39017741
expand into iraq and try to capture that factory in basrah
>>39017859
i cant expand anywhere that way, how about this, ill let you annex greece if you can wait until ive finally finished the commies to the east, and i would expand into russia instead of the balkans, do we have a deal?
>>39018186
that was a +8 btw, i need the bonus from greece in my upcoming war against russia
Mupdate 11
I don't count bonuses that you forgot to add in main roll, rules are strict and you have to abide them, no hard feelings.
>>39018475
Take capital.
Spill removes Kebab.
>>39018475
more Uk if spill into Ireland.
>Öland
>Ally:Funland
>>39018475
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: USSR
attack the factory in belaruse
>>39018475
take that one factory in algeria, rest expand towards capital in france
>>39018475
Appalachia>Austria Capitol
>Appalachia
>Brown
>Capitals:+2
>Factories:+2
>Allies: Empire of Oklahoma
>>39018569
69 fuck yeah
>>39018475
Capture Paris and head towards the factory in the Netherlands.
>Ghibbelines
>Bonus: +3 (1 factory, 1 additional capital)
>NAP/Ally:
Rommel before you roll i would like to remind you of the fact that we are allies and could easily win against the kebab if you would just fucking invade Turkey.
>>39018475
Remove vodka
>>39018569
You fucking cunt!
>>39018645
sorry mate, had no other choice
>>39018695
Fuck you!
>>39018475
attack homosexs commie to the east and capture the factory if possible
>>39018799
to the north i mean obviously
>>39018799
>>39018830
Fuck you Poland.
>>39018799
Fuck you too!
>>39018186
Deal
>>39018475
OP move me north west towards slovak capital and factories
Mupdate 12
Allahustan got 1T back from USSR, meanwhile Memelukes(Poland kek) blown Soviets the fuck away with their dubs plus nice bonus.
>>39018569
>>39018582
Guys i know you dont like eachother, or me, but pls help me remove Kebab or else they will remove you next
>>39018991
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: USSR
attack the capital of Poland
>>39018982
I'm trying to mupdate faster but still some of you roll really slow, why is that so and don't tell me internet connection..
I'll add roll in next mupdate, roll for this one now.
>>39018991
Take Iranian capital and follow vodka to attack
>>39018982
What the fuck are you pulling off here?
>>39018991
Please break my alliance with Rommel.
Defend against Kebab.
>>39018991
get france capital, fill in spain and portugal
>>39018991
Continue to expand into slovakia
>>39019006
well I'd like to, but how could I remove them whilst your territories are between me and the kebabs.
>>39018991
keep driving the kebab rapetrain towards crimea.
and give territories surrounding persian capital to turkey.
>>39019006
>>39018939
git gud
>>39019109
>7D Pali
I fucking hate you.
>>39019069
Which kebab, Allahustan or Memelukes?
>>39018991
more UK if spill ireland.
>Öland
>Ally:Funland
>>39019160
All Kebabs.
>>39019137
I thank Allah for GLORIUS ally
>>39019193
SALEEL ES SAWAREEM
>>39018991
Expand in the Netherlands.
>>39019049
Sorry Op, playing war thunder while rolling also
>>39019109
7 Digit pali kek thats like 4 nukes bringing me to a total of 6 niuke. take slovakia and dissolve my alliance with the USSR
>>39019109
This is 7D PALI if i'm not wrong.
There is no rule for 7D palis so we'll count it as 6D Pali.
I got bullshit going on with work gotta go.
Mupdate 13
Well fuck, I needed time to count all of this kek.
Memelukes and Allahustan didn't get much of USSR's territories because Memelukes ceded some tiles to Allahustan so he could get capital.
USSR rolled 69 so he was able to defend himself from both, I hope I got everything right.
Meanwhile, Rommel got 3 new nukes and he has 5 now altogether.
>>39019868
Attack vodka
>>39019868
Requesting alliance with Grey
Defend against Kebab
>>39019868
into Italy via water, head for rome.
>>39019868
attack vodka
>>39019868
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: USSR
take Lithuania and the last white territories in Russia (spills into poland)
>>39019910
6D...... ALLAHU AKBAR
>>39019868
+4 bonus
Finish taking that slovak factory then spill into Ukraine/Moldova with a focus on USSR capital
>>39019868
UUUUK!! :--DDDD If spill into Ireland
>Öland
>Ally: Funland
>>39019930
thats +10 sorry
>>39019927
sorry, but I'm allied with Öland already
>>39019505
Just got done arguing with my boss. Then realized I would have got a pali too. Fuck it. This isn't because I'm losing (I'll accept loss). But having to argue with my boss really fucked up my round. So with that I surrender. I apologize to the Empire of Oklahoma, but this game didn't turn out for the best for me. Best of luck to the Empire and my conquerors.
>>39020101
AND I WOULD HAVE HAD ANOTHER PALI! FUCK!
>>39020043
Mah nigga.
>>39020175
Nordic strong!
>>39019868
Is OP doing another game in a bit
>>39020152
>>39020101
>>39019505
DOUBLE KEK
new bread when?
i want to play too
Mupdate 14
>>39019910
>>39019927
>>39019945
46 - 13 for Kebabs
USSR has only their main capital and 1T left.
Allahustan gets 3 nukes for his 6D pali also.
>>39019970
Slovakia and Slovenia aren't the same thing, just so you know.
>>39020689
Ireland and if spill into Germany.
>Öland
>Ally:Funland
>>39020689
Fugg
Requesting peace with Kebab, i will even convert to Islam
ELse defend
>>39020689
Annex Greece as per the agreement in
(>>39018186)
+6 bonus
Defend if war were declare but if not
Then use roll to take Neutral Ukrainian clay, if spill then go into Germany via Bohemia
>>39020689
get that factory in Italy, go up shaft of italy towards red capital
>>39020689
> Empire of Funland
> Alliance: Öland
> NAP: USSR
fight back the kebabs in the east
>>39020689
THE JIHAD TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
HEAD TOWARDS MOSKOV TAKBIR
